Write a question or idea that has never been asked.

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   marinealways24posted 16 years ago

   Try to think and write and idea or question that has never been thought about or asked before.

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   Randy Godwinposted 16 years ago

   What does the "H" stand for in Jesus' middle name?

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      marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Hebrew, hickey,? I don't know. lol

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         AllanWritesposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         Holy... this has been asked alot of times

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      Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Hoover, dont ask me why.
      Jesus Hoover Rosevelt Christ....

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   alexandriaruthkposted 16 years ago

   why is it that in every culture the mother is always a part of it when you curse or else BM -- sh__T or CR--ap ?? Mother ___, B__tch?? FOS? etc or also the sexual organs? __Bollocks etc..

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      marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      lol I definately give a 10 for originality, although I don't know what the hell you are asking or even if it has an answer/answers.

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         alexandriaruthkposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         I mean in every culture all over the world when you curse or say a bad word, it is always against the mother (mother Fuc--er etc..) or all about BM (bowel movement), CRAP, SHIT like that or the sexual parts like BOllOCKS in UK or Aussies are balls etc

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            marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

            Hmm, maybe the insult is more personal when it includes personal references beyond the person you are insulting like their mother or body parts. I have no clue. lol

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            Randy Godwinposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            Insulting one's mother is a common put down among young boys.  Most of the time it is a joke with both parties trying to out do the other such as "your mother is so fat that"......you get the idea.
            
            Later on, they use the terms differently...as you have mentioned.

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   Arthur Fontesposted 16 years ago

   If a train is traveling at 30 MPH up a 25 degree incline into a steady 12 MPH wind carrying 100 tons of cargo what would they be serving for dessert in the dining car?

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      marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Cheesecake!

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   drej2522posted 16 years ago

   What the hell is a marinealways24?
   
   and who's marinealways23? or 22...

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      marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      lol Good question. I have asked that before though. Not in the Marines anymore, but always keep a Marine work ethic. The 24 was a number I put behind one of my names 6 years ago and I keep the 24 behind them to remember my different names on multiple sites.

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   Mike Lickteigposted 16 years ago

   where did the expression "jake leg" come from?  (Or is it jakeleg--a single word?)

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      marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      lol I have never heard that expression. If it is already an expression, are you sure no one has already asked where it came from?

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      china manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Jake leg --  is a third leg.  Have you never heard the Rolf Harris song "I'm Jake the fake".

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   alexandriaruthkposted 16 years ago

   thank you guys marine and randy
   and how about why do they also put holy before you curse like HOLY SHIT
   or HOLY CRAP, HOLY COW ??

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      marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe that came from India or something because they worship cows. lol Did I name the right place that worships cows? I think that one has been asked since Bart Simpson uses it many times. lol

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      drej2522posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      adds more emphasis...If you simply say crap...ehh, there's no spunk, no conviction
      
      But HOLY crap gives it the extra boost.

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         alexandriaruthkposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         ok thanks English is my second language thats why I am asking all of these

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      Randy Godwinposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Yep, India, as MA said.  And I have a picture in my mind of the Pope sitting on the john taking a holy crap

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years ago

   Why is the sky green??
   
   
   
   
   (No one said the question had to reflect reality)

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      marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      What is reality?

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         TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         Hehehe....A great question, but as old as the hills

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            marinealways24posted 16 years agoin reply to this

            lol I know, I just wanted to see if you would give a new answer to it.

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               Randy Godwinposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               Boy, you guys don't know nuthin'!  It's well known it stands for "Harvey" .

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               TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               Oh goodness...LOL. I'm good, but I'm not THAT good.
               
               In this postmodern age it's difficult to define reality (everything is apparently "relative" LOL)...but it seems that it must lie in whatever is the foundation of the universe (i.e. all that exists, regardless of our ability to recognize it) and the "universe" we create for ourselves (i.e. all that we are able to attain via our senses, thought/reason/emotion, and experience) and what we shape through action.
               
               That's the best I can do, and I don't know if that's a new answer or not.

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                  Randy Godwinposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                  You are not being "realistic"!

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                     TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                     Okay...Let's hear your answer then

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   alexandriaruthkposted 16 years ago

   also the word "f_ck" is about lovemaking, why is it considered bad , is it just an expression or you used it when you are frustrated??

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      Randy Godwinposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      "make love to you, Buddy" just doesn't have the same effect!

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         Jeffrey Nealposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         

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         alexandriaruthkposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         LOL< it must be some kind of real action hehe, thank you

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    skyfireposted 16 years ago

    Who is the first surrogate mother with test tube baby before science started experiments ?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 16 years ago

    If that's all there is what more is there?

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    classicalgeekposted 16 years ago

    Why do sleeping green ideas dream furiously?

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    Aya Katzposted 16 years ago

    We hear about developmental delay in human infants and toddlers. Why do we not ever hear about premature development? An infant who can support his own weight at birth? A two month old who can walk? A baby born very prematurely but who needs no life support?

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       Shadesbreathposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Probably because people like trainwrecks, tragedies and tension.  No good story ever starts, "Once upon a time everything was perfect, went perfect, and ended perfect."   We're kind of a sick species if you think about it.

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    Hokeyposted 16 years ago

    If the moon is supposed to be made out of green cheese then what is mars made out of?

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       Quilligrapherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Red peppers.

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    blondepoetposted 16 years ago

    Who the heck was in charge of inventing the English language?
    Instead of Phoenix,pronounced with a F when you say the word and
    Fatman, also pronounced with the same F when you say it.
    Why couldn't they save all the complications and just spell Phoenix
    Foenix.
    Honestly

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       wsp2469posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Nah, sorry bp, I've been writing it for over 4 decades with a PH.  I like it that way now.  Although I hear it came from the UK name Felix.  ANyway, too late to change it now.
       My name is Phoenix . . .

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          blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Yes I understand totally just used that as an example to say that the English language can be so difficult for someone to learn. A simpler version would have made it easier.

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       Quilligrapherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       In order to do that they would have to spell it FEENIX!

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    wsp2469posted 16 years ago

    Okay here is a question I have never heard asked of ME:
    Won't it get any bigger?

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       blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       What are we talking about here. Brain, shoe-size, height, tally-whacker lol.

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          wsp2469posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          I've never been asked the question . . . and that's all I have to say about that.

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             blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             Hahaha I will leave it to my imagination.

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       tantrumposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       

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    JeanMeriamposted 16 years ago

    Where or what is the brain in a tree? It absorbs nutrients, grows, changes with the seasons to survive. What part tells it to do that?

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       Jenny Brownposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Each individual living cell has messengers in the DNA. Thus a human embryo which starts as a one-celled entity diversifies as the number of cells increases. Some cells' DNA tells then to turn into a kidney while another one will end up as a nose and so on.

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    ddsurfscaposted 16 years ago

    What can you do to get your St Bernard to stop drooling everywhere?

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       Ann Nonymousposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Give it to your neighbor...Or some relative. Then it won't be considered YOURS...and you won't be responsible for the drool! LOL.....
       
       I really don't think there is an answer....They are full of saliva!

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       Jenny Brownposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       A muzzle with a desiccant in it. Then any drool will be instantly absorbed.
       
       The easiest dessicants to obtain may be calcium chloride (you can dry it out to use again in an oven) or the gel stuff on the inside of disposable nappies/diapers which is use-once.
       
       Hey, I may have a marketable product idea! ;o)

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       Quilligrapherposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Keep the dog away from the rum.  St. Bernards are sloppy drunks.

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    china manposted 16 years ago

    who invented god first?

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       blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Should I be China's nurse? ROFL

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          china manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Should I submit to Blondepoet - even though she forgets who is being treated for what !   I don't want my dangly ball thingy cut off - or whipped with asparagus - I want to be doctor !

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             blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             I think you should submit China, I mean after all I got to get it right sooner or later ROFL.

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                china manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                So you are claiming that your medical Practice is only actually practising now huh !  you never said that when you were 'treating' me !

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                   blondepoetposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   Gulp...well there are some things my momma told me a girl should never tell a man.

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          Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Ok, I was going to say its not possable to think anything that hasnt been thought before, I stand corrected. 

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    mtsi1098posted 16 years ago

    who is mother nature and father time?

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    sneakorocksolidposted 16 years ago

    Would it be ok to not support something that some people support because you don't like your neighbors cat?

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    Brenda Durhamposted 16 years ago

    Why isn't the first day of Spring printed on my calendar as it always has been before?

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       You know, that's a DAMN good question, Brenda...as a matter of fact, it seems to me that there used to be a whole heck of a lot more printed on my calendar. Phases of the moon, weird holidays in countries I've never been to, the beginnings of the seasons...just to name a few.
       
       What's happened? Now we get a number, and that's it.
       
       ETA: I sure hope it doesn't mean they don't KNOW when spring's going to happen any more. Wouldn't that be creepy?

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    heart4thewordposted 16 years ago

    Are you truly your sisters, brother?  Don't know why that one came to mind:)

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    defenestratethisposted 16 years ago

    When people lose something important to them, and then later on recover the item..they often say "It was in the last place I looked" Well, even if it was in the first place you looked, it'd still be the last place...what are ya gonna say "It was in the 2nd, 3rd or 4th place I looked?"

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    defenestratethisposted 16 years ago

    And what about that goofy cliche question "Do you see the glass as half empty or half full?" Doesnt it depend on whether youre pouring or drinking? Either one of those perspectives could be optimistic and/or pessimistic...just sayin'

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    defenestratethisposted 16 years ago

    If every driver could hear the way you rant, rave and cuss them out when youre behind the wheel, would you still do it?

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       Mikel G Robertsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Yes

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    defenestratethisposted 16 years ago

    If you could end world hunger by killing one person, would you do it?
    If you could have any and all the plastic surgery you wanted, but it would take five years off your life, would ya do it?
      Is there any food that is blue? I mean really blue...blueberries dont count, theyre purple.

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       Mikel G Robertsposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Yes
       Yes
       Yes: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt … CAwQ9QEwAw

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          defenestratethisposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks..yeah I forgot about those m &m's, and Ill be checking out the blue spuds any day now

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          defenestratethisposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Okay...but what if the person you had to kill to end world hunger was NOT someone of your own choosing...like a child, or one of your loved ones...ehhhh??

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    Jenny Brownposted 16 years ago

    Why is a mouse when it spins?

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    bojanglesk8posted 16 years ago

    What if aliens are retarded?

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    ddsurfscaposted 16 years ago

    does anyone know why the earth spins or rotates, yet the moon does not. We are always looking at the same side of the moon.  Seems like however it got there, without gravity, it would continue to rotate.

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I thought it did rotate, just at such a rate that we always see the same side of it?

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    britneydavidsonposted 16 years ago

    Who am i???

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       china manposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       That is the first and oldest question ever asked - not you personally of course

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    pooja0908posted 16 years ago

    Nobody asks
    
    "When are you going to die?"

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    ddsurfscaposted 16 years ago

    What is the difference between not having any and not wanting to have any?

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    Rayalternatelyposted 16 years ago

    just how many cheeses need to die to make my cheese burger?

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       You don't want to know. But cheeses DID die for you.

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    Paradise7posted 16 years ago

    What's at the end of the road not taken?

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       TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I went back and took that other path, Paradise, and you know what? It was the same at the other end. Doesn't that suck?
       
       

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          Paradise7posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Whoa.  And I thought there was a pot of gold I missed, or something special I feel left out of.

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             TheGlassSpiderposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             Nope, you can stop worrying about having been left out. It's just the edge of the box at the end of the universe, and all roads lead to Rome.

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