Oral Sex

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Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years ago
A lifelong introvert and abstract thinker, I have been fortunate enough to have been able to observe society and people without the influence of [the] mass acceptance of ideas, beliefs, and behaviors that most take at face value as "normal." With such being the case, in regards to oral sex, am I (seemingly) the only man in America who sees no difference between oral sex and a dog licking it's own behind? Am I (seemingly) the only man (or adult) in America who thinks that oral sex is a repulsive act?
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you providing oral sex to yourself?! No wonder you're an introvert!
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I suppose that I should have expected such a narrow-minded and perverse response seeing as how (I repeat) most people cannot think past their own emotions or desire for pleasure. Sad that we in America cannot accept diversity of thought as well as cultures/ethnicity.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oddly, YOU seem the one that is unaccepting. Of course you're probably NOT the only person that finds oral sex repulsive. That's certainly okay with me. You and your partner can do what ever makes you happy but don't try to impose you views on me and then claim I don't accept diversity!
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  My response was neither perverse nor narrow-minded. Read your own post. Thanks.
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  reeltaulkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am not mad at you...you have stood your ground! Good response, I agree with you
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  b2seedsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I feel you, but what can you do?
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  Nips1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Stop trying to show off your college degree by using big words just because you can't get a woman to blow you.
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  Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  and then so I get it, but holy cow, you joined 19 minutes ago to say that? what "big words" are you referring to?
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  the pink umbrellaposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah
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  R.Edwardsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  smh, that was hilarious!
  
  With everything you said in your introduction to this topic I would've thought you'd take the approach on challenging those who disagree with oral sex; basically like minded individuals such as yourself.
  
  When I was in the Army I remember certain rules like, "no 'doggystyle' (in lamen terms)" or "no kissing in uniform."
  
  If you had a position of power in making, let's say a law, would you impliment that law on society like laws that already govern such practice? And if so (because I've asked this before), how would you oversee it?
  
  Just a question; random but reasoned.
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  reeltaulkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lmao.....if this is really what you think.....you are indeed one of a kind in your own right! I respect your honesty regardless of what the masses think.
  
  Vonda G. Nelson
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe you had a bad experience ?
  Or any experience at all ?
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I always get that response. My beliefs are always attributed to such a speculation; "Maybe you've had a bad experience," "Maybe you just haven't had it performed right," "Maybe YOU have sexual hang-ups," etc. Maybe I am just able to think past what everyone generally accepts as "normal behavior" (its a gift, trust me...it prevents blind conformity and encourages individual and critical thinking) without social influences. I mean let's be rational...everything we stick in our mouths is not food, and our mouths simply were not meant to be placed everywhere we like (personally, I can't stomach the idea of someone's ingesting someone's bodily fluids).
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well those are the normal questions, I think ?
  Maybe I'm too normal
  
  so you never did it. Is that so ?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Tried...couldn't bring myself to do it.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  There you go. If you had actually tried it, you would realize how amazing it is. And for the record, that Oral Sex Guide I made has helped alot of people in their marriages. Believe it or not, sex is all you need to keep a marriage rolling.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am litterly laughing so hard, there ar tears...OMG!!!!! wow. REALLY!!!????
  sex is all you need huh?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sometimes !!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Honestly, it is a much needded component, but certainly not the ONLY thing. And back to the Origanal question, I still think its up to each person what they feel comfortable with.
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  reeltaulkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Whoever you are married to must be coo coo for coco puffs, you sound like a one track mind narcissist!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am !
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No kidding. I get people all the time complaining over frustration, stress and all sorts of things. Their marriage is falling a part. I suggest sex 2 - 3 times a week and everything is fine after that. Sex is ALL you need.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  With each other or other partners?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  or seperately by themselves?
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If your sex life is not going good, having sex with different partners BUT TOGETHER (aka. swinging) is sometimes a solution. But it's not reccommended if you have an insanely jealous hubby. And touching yourself to get the sex rolling is definitely a yes.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  or an insanely jealous wife?
  again, OMG...wow...just not my cup of tea I guess..
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You do realize hubby can also be husband..
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  not sure I follow...sorry
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Alright, Having sex with other couples is not reccommended for those who have a wife or a husband who gets jealous if you talk to your ex or something. You know..
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Can my wifey also be my wife?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  no, your too prudish...
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I was afraid you'd say that
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I meant no disrespect. I know it is very important to a healthy relationship, but I also like things like..talking, cuddling, honesty, trust, respect, not getting hit in the face...ya know?
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sex is not just intercourse. Sex is cuddling, kissing and all that. And of course trust and communication is important. That's just common knowledge.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Careful, you may be declaring that you've had sex with your grandma.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL! Not that way! With someone you have romantic love for, of course.
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So cuddling is sex too. You mean everytime my dog cuddles next to me while I'm wathing TV I'm having sex with him? Oh No! I have bigger problems than I though!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OH LOOK!! My cat is having sex with my couch!!
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The humanity of it all!
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You guys are naive.. Do you have romantic feelings for your pets?
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Am I under oath?
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes.
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well since you put it like that. Of course not, that would be wron on so many levels.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No, I do not. but look at my pic? clearly my cat has romantic feelgins for my couch!!
  Im just kidding around. Really.
  I personaly think of kissing cuddling all that, with my husband or hubby or SO whatever, as intamicy, not sex. It is important, and personal, and I dont really want to share details of it with anyone. I am far far far from naive, and I did not mean to offend.
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are far too polite, but I guess that's why I like you. I, on the other hand, will say what I feel without worring about who I offend.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I really try to never offend someone on purpose, but I cant help it if my views are offensive. ?
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You never had offensive views. You two humiliated what I said, and where I come from, that's being rude.
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am truely and deeply sorry then. In no way would I ever mean to humiliate anything a doctor would ever have to say. Can you please find it in your heart to forgive me?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I said Im sorry, and I meant it. I can get carried away sometimes, and I forget not everyone has the same sense of humor as me. Im not sure how you can humiliate a comment, but if I humiliated YOU personally, I can only say I truly had no intention of that. My definition of sex is simply diffrent from yours. OK? I apologize sincerly.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Alright, forget about my whining.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You're fine. Nothing you said was offenisive, and if someone is that sensitive then they need to be offended. I honestly don't take a whole lot seriously, and I don't think a lot of the other people do either. That's why it is so much fun to hang out and be as goofy as you want.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If a shrink is so sensitive, maybe he needs to see another shrink ?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  have you ever seen shrinky dinks?
  
  crap...I said I was going to be good...
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's it, let it out. I'll be your doctor now.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  now lie down on my couch....
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Shrinks always have mental problems...
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sure seems that way.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, that's why I don't consult them !
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Even though we have mental problems, we do go through enough college to learn to speak to induviduals. We're book smart...
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nice to meet you booksmart !
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thanks, still...I got stuff to do. Im outta here. have fun!!
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well yeah there's that, but none of that is as much fun as a good going over though.
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  frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You need a shower
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  think about baseball before you go down the hall to get a cup of coffee..
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  frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  While I don't doubt the validity of your claim, for me there has to more. Both sex and great communication float my boat.
  
  Seriously - the great/good is all very good but when you've nothing to say to each other it's no picnic
  
  Justine ... I'm with you
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  Contriceposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry AdviceDoctor, if that's the kind of advice your giving then I'm passing. If sex were all you needed in a marriage then the divorce rate would not be so high.
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  rickky01posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  u are right...
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  reeltaulkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You're amazing, you want to shoot down someone because they aren't into what you're into. If you re a freak.....so be it, if you are liberal, so be it as well. What are you trying to justify by going against what he believes and practices. Live your life as you wish regardless of what someone else thinks or does. This specific response shows exactly where you are coming from in more ways than one. I am gathering you are proud of your book because you have promoted oral sex in a "good" way, the best way to keep any marriage together.......oh please! Like that is all that it takes to keep a marriage going, as well as stable. U are looney indeed. I wish I could visit your office, you'll probably be paying me for a session
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm not shooting anyone down. Think of it more as an.. advice. I accept people for who they are and what they believe in. I don't jude. I'm not allowed to judge. He's never tried oral sex. How the hell can you say it's disgusting if you've never even tried it? His first post was that people who engage in oral sex are the same as dogs who lick their asses. That's judging?
  
  Read the whole forum before you post a reply, buddy.
  
  And for the record, I take $320 for a session. I'm a damn good shrink.
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i beg your pardon, but there's lots of things a person can find repulsive and disgusting without trying it. for example, bestiality for starters.
  
  also some foods appear disgusting to me like raw oysters, blecch.
  
  as a therapist, aren't you supposed to be neutral and impartial?
  
  this man came here and posted his feelings and he shouldn't be shot down for it.
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What's that you're saying about bestiality now
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  But still, before you say something is disgusting and say the people who engage in the act which you find disgusting are dogs licking one's own ass, you should try it.
  
  And I tried to be neutral and impartial at first, but when I was that, appparently I was a narcissist. So that time is done.
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  Sean Leongposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I would rather spend that kind of money on a prostitute.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And not much else, it seems.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you're looking for a fight you're wasting your time.
  I never fight with dogs.
  Too small for me
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Wasn't talking to you. Keep your shirt on.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You seem like a very narrow-minded person who only believes you are right and no one else is right. You have an obvious case of narcissism.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Gee, thanks doc. I'll give that diagnosis all the consideration it deserves.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Alright. You use sarcasm as a defense mechanism. You either have a very low self esteem, or one that's completely flying up the roof. You are obviously very bitter, and you are, like I said an obvious, text book example of a narcissist. Seriously, you push everyone away if you keep doing this.
  
  And for the record, calling me a "doc" doesn't make you the smart ass you think you are, I am a psychiatrist so you were quite right about that one.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Keep guessing, doc.
  
  ...
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think I got you. You're speechless.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh yeah, that's me doc. Obviously.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just admit it. I got you.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh yeah, that's it...
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Neither of the two.
  Just a poor guy.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thats funny. Doesn't everybody think they are right? And if you belive your right, well...not everybody can be right? right? does anybody go around saying.."Im worng!!"
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm loving you for that response. Nice check for the quack!
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oooooooh...I see it now. I just visited your page, and you have a posting entitled "The Ultimate Guide To Oral Sex." You CAN'T be objective in the discussion. You have a personal stake in defending your positions...I'm kicking myself for not having seen the obvious before now. Nice deflection though, labeling me narcissistic.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wasn't labelling you a narcissist. I was labelling the dog.
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  reeltaulkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lmao-- you are letting them have it today aren't you
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  Mim.A.posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I demand you go to the local strip club, champagne room specifically and throw few hundred bucks it will change your entire conclusion about oral sex, and I am only mentioning the club because someone at home isn't doing a good job!
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  starme77posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think , really weather people enjoy oral sex or not is something that is none of anyone elses business and should be kept for the dating site for people to ask each other so they know weather or not they would enjoy the same things or not, but for hubpages , naw
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It is a 'replusive' act? You must be brain-dead. What do you think is the #1 thing on the minds of men? Duh!
  
  Most men, that's all they really want is a woman who can give it and give it good. Usually, the best technique is a winner.
  
  Your study or learning of people and their beliefs, view or habits? I say you need to learn more.
  
  Have a great day!
  
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  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oral sex? yes please
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  A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Uhhhhhhhhhhh, maybe you should....nevermind
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  Pr0metheusposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I love oral sex... except after mexican food with hot sauce.... I learned that lesson first hand recently.... bad times
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  omgsh
  
  spicy...
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  bettynewberryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Repulsive??? No way jose'. Oral sex is intimate and exciting and well hmmm......apparently not right for you. Just as I do not care for anal sex, many do.
  Don't knock oral sex just cause YOU don't like it.
  To me oral sex is the more special form of love you can share with another person. It is not like a dog who licks himself as part of a grooming ritual. Most humans use soap and water to bath themselves, not their tongue. I know when I make love to my husband with my mouth he is in total bliss, and I am saying to him that I love him and want to share this very personal/pleasurable experience with him. Just as when he licks and sucks on me he is showing me how much he wishes to please me.
  You do not have to like it or ever wana do it. God gave us free will to make these kind of decisions. Are you about the only guy who finds it distasteful??? Well I could say yep pretty much.
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  adamareangereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Although this discussion is hilariously entertaining, I'll answer your question to my best ability, Beyond-Politics. Your opinion is one several hold, though personally not by myself. I can certainly understand where you are coming from, why would someone want to put their mouth on something where urine comes out, or next to where we crap? If you think of it that way, then yes it is gross.
  
  However, for me, I LOVE oral sex--giving and receiving. But, if the person is not clean, hygienic in anyway, then by no means am I going down there...or even letting them touch me sexually. But when both partners are clean and healthy, oral can be a great expression of feelings and pleasure. I think I enjoy giving because I know the person receiving is enjoying it immensely. I may not always be up for doing it, or it may be uncomfortable but I get joy out of his pleasure ... giving oral is more of a selfless act then one would think. Which may be another reason why so many couples are more than happy to give each other that stimulation.
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  THE LIPposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  If you find oral sex sooo repulsive then U shud give up consuming honey 2.!!!
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  sooner than laterposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've been observing you observing people.
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  Kenseyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think that sex is a beautiful thing depending on your intentions for doing it. When You make love to someone that you truly love it shouldn't matter how you do it. It just matters what your willing to do to please your partner.
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  Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Is this a joke?
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  Adopt-a-Dogposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  At least somebody beside me thought it was funny! I got company.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  History is full of examples where the individual was right and the masses were wrong. I'm not saying that this is one of those times, but it IS something to consider (and the notion that "If it feels good we should do it" does not negate this fact). You'd be amazed at how much hell we can eliminate from our lives if we gave in to thinking more and our impulses less...just ask Tiger Woods.
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So if you are repulsed by something don't do it! Just because you are repulsed by an act of intimacy, don't expect history to prove your feelings right or wrong. Being an introvert you may not understand the feelings associated with love. When you love someone, you actually want what is best for them. You have a strong desire to give them pleasure, and to bring them happiness. In times of intimacy, one usually isn't thinking about what repulses themselves, but one acts and reacts to the signals of their partner. Can one give pleasure to another without oral stimulation? Yes, I'm sure you can and if your lover loves you they would never expect you to do something to them that you find repulsive. What's right for you may not be right for someone else, this is simply a matter of taste (pardon the pun) or preference!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  the funniest thing I have read today!!!!! No really, thanks so much for a very needed laugh!!!
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's a joy to pleasure you!
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  True, but then most people don't know the difference between what they truly "like" and what they've been socialized to "like" and accept.
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  oog, too early to think about such things. anyway, BP, i think you've made your point and no one's going to listen, unless of course you start some sort of cult called CAOS (Church Against Oral Sex) or something.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOLOLOL. True...people believe what they want, not what they think.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Someone once told me a long time ago that, "No matter what a person believes, they can always justify their bullsh*t." Sooooo true. LOL
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well since none of us can know what's in your heart, how do we know your aren't doing exactly that?
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you serious? I've been so straightforward throughout this thread that you would have to hire someone to help you misunderstand my point
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So? Are you saying YOUR BS is straight forward?
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  Adopt-a-Dogposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I why do i always feel like quoting you against yourself.
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  EmpressFelicityposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That may well be true, but why do you care? And unless you're psychic, you can't possibly know with 100% certainty.
  
  People enjoy doing all sorts of weird 'n' wonderful things in the bedroom. As long as they're doing it with consenting adults and not deceiving/cheating on anyone, who are we to criticise?
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I don't buy that at all! Cuturally we are exposed to what our society deems "acceptable" and we are influenced by that, but we all know what we like and don't like! Do you really think people that eat brocolli only eat it and like it because society tells them to? Then why doesn't everybody like it?
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not a joke. Believe it or not, not everyone allows himself/herself to be socialized in such a way as to embrace what the masses consider "normal" behavior. Some of us are simply more self-possessed than others.
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  Bovine Currencyposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hey champ, take a closer look, I am hardly a socialised member of the norm.
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  shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ORAL SEX = talking (or oral) sex. Are you not talking sex? Then, does that mean you think you are repulsive? lol!!!
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  caravalhophotoposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't read all the posts, but have to imagine why the question?
  I love oral sex when it is spoken correctly...can't say that i've always had stimulating conversation, but when speaking, it is for my pleasure and that of my partner, no other reason to partake if it wasn't.
  Do I find it repulsive? No...I'm guessing maybe you've had some lousy conversation or dirty mouths and that's why you don't care for it?...hummmmm
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  seyiariposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you are right bro. oral sex ia an animalistic behavior.
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  Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We are animals-the highest of all animal life.
  I do not find oral sex repulsive at all. I did when I was younger, I just didn't get it, I'm older now and I'm down (no pun intended!)
  
  I'm a virgin so I haven't but I think the issue maybe that people have lowered the act of sex. It has become just a 'thing' to do when it should be more.
  
  To me it is an expression of love and I see know reason why your mouth can't show some love too.
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  pay2cEMposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I whole-heartedly agree with Sa Toya. It's an expression of love, and if pleasure happens to come along for the ride....more the better!
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  Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Exactly! I can't wait till I get the ball rolling...and not just orally I might add
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  sarah dawkinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I have to assume that as you are so repulsed by oral sex that you have never tried it. If you have never tried it, how can you know that it is so repulsive? What is wrong with wanting to pleasure ourselves/others this way? It is all part of being human, experimentation.
  
  Might I suggest that you get outside of your introversion and pay a prostitute (who doesn't know you from Adam - no pun intended - looking at earlier posts) for oral sex, then comment on it. You might be pleasantly surprized.
  
  Do you masturbate? If so, do you think that is ok to do? Why? why not? You need to look deeper into yourself and find the reason (possibly an incident) that made you feel so repulsed by people pleasuring each other by performing oral sex.
  
  I hope you find some resolution to your problem, you are missing out on so much.
  
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  Bredaviesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you are my hero.
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  wesleyacarterposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you should get off the high horse man. you are not a better man because you don't like it. Stop trying to impress the few females who don't like it.
  
  the "sensitive" type, right?
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  danielthorneposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No, there are a bunch of them out there...
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  Ben Evansposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I beleive that you and your partner are the only ones who matter when it comes to how you want to practice sex.
  
  I tend to think that your repulsion of oral sex is actually not as uncommon as you may think. There are many men and women who do not practice it. Listen to the complaints from both sides. Some may say they are repulsed by it and others will say they dont want to do it and others will do nothing and just give it. If you talk to many friends and their spouses, I think you will find that it is not practiced as often as it seems to be popularized.
  
  I think it is politically correct to give oral sex but i do disagree that it is uncommon not to give it.
  
  With that said I think that often when we consider what we like or dont like, we dont take our partner into consideration. It is all about ourselves and not about our partner. This is the what often drives the sexual part of the relationship into the doldrums. I beleive that sex is not just a act. I beleive that it is spiritual and it is a way of expressing deep love.
  
  I know that you are now saying what a load of bs. I am not chastising you and like I said it is betweent you and your partner.
  
  As far as frequency of performing oral sex, you are not very far from the norm because most people dont go down as much as mainstream may seem to indicate.
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  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  I haven't taken a survey on the subject, but I would have to say yes, you are in the minority (which is perfectly fine, of course.. to each his and her own)
  
  Some might argue (I included), that it is the greatest gift to mankind that nature has given us (but then again I am an oversexed 40 year old man with who spends way to much time on the internet)
  
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  THE LIPposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  You must be the second known person in America who can actually give himself a blowjob and even then you complain.Maybe U shud try doing the same thing on a woman or even a man if ur inclined in that direction rather than going down on urself.Am sure Ur views about oral sex shall change.Though all said and done my curiousity gets the better of me and thus I must ask how exactly do you manage to go down on urself and give urself head?
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  gramon1posted 13 years agoin reply to this
  When I was part of the academic world I was constantly surprised by the inability most academitians (professors, researchers, and students alike) have to understand reality. They theorized, isolated, removed from reality, and made their conclussion. I was out there, in the field, inside the most complex situations that involve human suffering. Then, I would read the same books they read and the same research papers they write and read. However, I would always interpreted them differently. The difference was that I had a good dosage of reality influencing me. Don't just stay out there looking at reality as what "normal" people do. Be there and feel it from the inside. That will give a different perspective. You are trying to be academic about life!
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  Contriceposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  Oral sex is a preference. If you do not like to do it or receive it then that's your right. Just understand the most women enjoy oral sex (especially the receiving end) so keep an open mind in your relationship.
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AdviceDoctorposted 14 years ago
Oral Sex is a beautiful, amazing thing. It's one of the most pleasures two people can share.

And for the record, you don't poop through your genitals.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  True, but it seems that most people cannot think beyond their desire for physical pleasure OR their emotions...it seems if it were meant for us to engage in oral sex, our genitals would either be on our faces, or our mouths would be where our genitals would be (then again, I'm not a religious person, so such logic would imply the reality of a sentient Creator/God).
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes we were.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No we weren't.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes we were. Don't be scared of it, you can still believe in evolution.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Alright, you have your opinions and I have mine. Let's agree to disagree. No hard feelings
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  NO.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You're stubborn.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's true.
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  Uzdawiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No we weren´t, but
  Everyone Has A Right To Believe What They Want
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  sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes we were!
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  weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  TK, like you usually ask: IS THIS RELIGION FORUM?
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't bring it up.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you believe that, how about a hypothetical question about oral sex. If Jesus were married, do you think HE would pleasure HIS wife via oral sex?
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  He wasn't married.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's probably why he said IF Jesus WERE married. IF Jesus HAD been married, do you think he'd engage in oral sex?
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If Jesus had been a baseball player would he have gone for a sacrifice bunt everytime?
  
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL. Typical Christian...I pose a simple HYPOTHETICAL question and you dance all around the answer, trying to avoid looking like a hypocrite. Let me ask again, since you think there is nothing wrong with oral sex, do you think Jesus would have engaged in oral sex IF he had a wife? Would anyone else like to answer the question please?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  who cares? I personaly think IF he had a wife, whatever he did would have been his own business. What everyone does or doesnt do is thier choice. Its fine to announce you think pee pee's are yucky, but its silly to try and decide what type of private sex life a long dead guy maybe did or didn't have, and its also ridiculous to try and force peole to agree with you on such a perosonal topic.
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ditto!
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Did I say I was a Christian? "Typical"? Do you refer to other groups of people that way? You posed a silly, pointless hypothetical that could not possibly be answered in a serious manner and then got all bent out of shape when it was treated as it merited? Come on now.
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  reeltaulkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  why bring up jesus if you are not a christian....facetious
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't bring him up.
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  Stimpposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm guessing you don't feel it so repulsive when you are the receiver. You seem to be referring to just providing orally to a female. Don't be thinkin' your undercarriage is any more appealing than a woman's.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A predictable assumption....its just as repulsive no matter who's in what position
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  Himitsu Shugishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You know, I think this very question is what spawned the, "What would Jesus Do," movement.
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  cheaptrickposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Some peoples genitals ARE on there faces.I know a guy with a Nose you wouldnt believe.
  Oral sex is indispensible and neccecery to express our selves sexualy,just the other day my buddy and I saw a super hot dame in a store,so we went right up to her and told her all the things we could DO for her,she of course called a cop which just shows to go you that oral sex can be dangerous as well.
  I cant believe that people are taking this post seriously...
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol, luv it!!!!
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  Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  People are creative. And what is wrong with thinking about their physical pleasure and emotion? Isn't that the idea of sex in general? (and if you say its only for procreation... I think I'll scream)
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  G Miahposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, i agree with you there, imagine men walking around with dxxks on their heads, and women with a clxxxxis as their nose!
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And you were not meant to be able to see properly, so you shouldn't have those things on your face -- very silly logic. Unless of course you were being tongue in cheek, but then your tongue was never meant to be in your cheek
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Silly logic?" Ok, how about THIS...try thinking past your emotions and base desires if you want to get closer to ascertaining what truth is.
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  readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  While I am sure we do not know why the creator decided to put a recreational facility right next to a waste disposal plant, it is an engineering and architectural trait followed and approved of by many municipalities.
  
  Certainly there must be some reason, for besides installing the plumbing he also installed a sensory perception and distribution center of a highly evolved nature to convey communication on both sites and provided each with dual function.
  
  Go Figure.
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Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago
I thought oral sex was when you just talk about it!
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  fishtiger58posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL oh that was good!!
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  dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Really?!
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  Himitsu Shugishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL, best reply by far.
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  itcollposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hee hee.that was very clever.
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ragnaworksposted 14 years ago
It is based on individual preference. There is no universal consensus regarding sexual practices.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thank you. At last...someone interjects some sanity and reason into the conversation. I would shake your hand if I could.
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So knowing this, then why start the thread by insulting the act and therefore the people who do it. You have your likes and dislikes like everyone else. I am not judging, just feel sorry for whoever you date.
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If anything, you are proving me right...most people CANNOT think past their emotions or their desires. You don't have to feel sorry for whomever I "date;" If anything, I feel sorry for anyone who cannot open their minds to the possibility that THEIR perspective of reality may be wrong and another's perspective may be right.
  There is a quote that goes, "Hell is the impossibility of reason." I hope you have some form of absolution to liberate you from that hell.
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What?!? Well you also need to do More research as there are a percentage of women who cannot climax through intercourse so that leaves oral or manual and therefore this being a Neccessary act. You say you agree with the "ragnaworks" that basically 'to each their own' yet you are saying for those who do they are discusting, etc.... you are contradicting yourself. No amount of quotes will prove your point. You don't like it fine I'm sure you will find someone who feels the same, sort of like finding a needle in a haystack!
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  GO GIRL! I like your style thanks
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i like yours!
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habeeposted 14 years ago
Anything between two consenting, freshly showered adults is cool with me. I'm sure I'm in the minority of women, however, in that I'm not really into the receiving end - but I totally love giving. I think this traces back to when I was 16. I had an older boyfriend, but I wanted to keep my virginity. He taught me to do the other instead.

I'm sure some readers are thinking, "TMI!" I'm pretty much an open book. I don't generally start topics like this, but if I'm asked, I tell the truth. Sorry if I offended anyone. We are all adults here, aren't we?
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Wow, you must be extremely popular!
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habeeposted 14 years ago
I'm a Christian, and I'll answer the question: yes, he would. I see nothing sinful in oral sex. I believe God created the human body to be beautiful and enticing. Have you ever read much of Psalms? Some of them are pretty erotic.
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carolina muscleposted 14 years ago
I have no problem with oral sex.
The problem I have is with aural sex.
How can anybody stick somethin that big in someones ear?
Well, I never.

:-D
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  maybe it isnt big?
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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tksenseiposted 14 years ago
Let me jump to the end of this thread and say a few of y'all seem to need a bj like there's no tomorrow.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Let me respond to you by saying you need sex too, and you need therapy.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  All set, thanks.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I have an office in Alabama if you're ever nearby, just drop in..
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Or I could just flush some money down the toilet. Same thing. Thanks for the offer though.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OH OH OH! Is that a shot at my profession?
  
  Explain a little better, please.
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  frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  *laughing*
  
  And whilst sex is important, it's not the only thing that keeps a marriage going. Communication is also a cool tool.
  
  To the OP - I get you. That's your opinion and you give a valid enough reason.
  
  What's up guys? He only asked what other's thought. No biggie. How come/why does everything drop into religion before a threasd is off the first page? Sheesh
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  no kidding. sheesh is a good word.
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  For the record, I never bring in religion in until the thread is weel into it's third page.
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  frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good Munster. Top of the clas
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Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years ago
My mother always told me, "You get what you pay for." Since I didn't pay for you "diagnosis," I'll take it for what it's worth.
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  tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, think about that one...
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
OK kiddies, Stop fighting !
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  NO!! I just got my popcorn!!
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Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years ago
This is pathetic...I ask a simple question, and the mental midgets pop out the woodwork with labels rather than answers. Can I pick a topic, or can I pick a topic? LOLOL
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OK I asked you something earlier. Will you respond ?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hate to break it to you guy, but it happens ALL THE TIME
  any topic will do...
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  habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you referring to me? I didn't label anyone, and I answered your hypothetical question.
  
  I see nothing wrong with oral sex, but if someone doesn't enjoy it or finds it repulsive, I see nothing wrong with that, either. When it somes to sex, there's no such thing as "normal." Each to his/her own.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I dont think hes talking to you..its a whole other thing...TK and the Dr...
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
What thing didn't you like about it ?
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habeeposted 14 years ago
BTW, Carolina, love the "aural sex" thing! Then there's the "annual sex," which you only have once a year.
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bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago
What's wrong with getting a blowie or chowing some beaver? It is a glorious thing! Everyone wins with this one!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LMFAO!!!!! I wonderd where you were all this time!!!
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've been trying to get some work done over here.
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  adamareangereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok ... well I love oral, but ew to your choice of word usage!
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Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago
Are you opposed to kissing as well?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  you prude....
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  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I was thinking the same thing! LOL
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I don't care if she spits or swallows, but I'm not in to the whole snowballing thing though
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  what a champ!!
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I do what I can.
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bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago
Has anyone every made a chic squirt from giving her oral?
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
Legs straight up for me.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes !! I'm sure you like that !
  
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  ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hello tantrum and good morning. Are you shaved? LOL
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Always ready !
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
Woot! I need to shave and shower first and brush me teeth and tongue.
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  have a mint
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  ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I hate mint except in Julip. LOL
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  how about cinnamon?
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habeeposted 14 years ago
I knew you'd show up here, Charlie! How are ya, dear?

Blood - I thought it was called "snow blowing"??
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  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Snowballing, Snow blowing, call it what you will, but I'm still not into it
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  ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good morning Habee. I sent you an email and it was returned. Must retry.
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habeeposted 14 years ago
Please let me know if it's returned again, Charlie. Our internet carrier has just re-vamped the system, and I'm not sure it's working properly. I know I'm not getting all my emails through HP. Did you send it directly to me or through HP??
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
I think the 'doctor' is kidding !
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hmmmmm
  
  ill be back....
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fierycjposted 14 years ago
Geez!
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  HAHAHHAH!!! Told ya things are wierd....
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So, what do you think ?
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
cheaptrick needs a banana in its mouth.
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  cheaptrickposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm not an it and your humor sucks.Your implying that I should shut up.
  YOU GOT IT BRO.
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prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago
ORAL SEX is absoultey nice, but do we need a forum for this?
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tksenseiposted 14 years ago
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Leta Sposted 14 years ago
Brilliant commentary, indeed.

Now, someone here reminds me of the Shoebox Hallmark card, to quote: "And EVEN I laughed."

Points if anyone can tell me who and why--and catch the actual tone of this comment.
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
HE'S A FAKE DOCTOR !

It's only for fun !
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ya think?!
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bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago
I've got a question for the good doctor. Is salad tossing and feltching considered oral sex, and if so, will the combination of the two keep my marrage strong?
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Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years ago
Thank you Reeltaulk. Its obvious that as a "doctor," he lacks the ability to think outside his own beliefs. While its true two consenting adults can agree to engage in oral sex, its simply not for everyone. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to try everything to know if you "like it" or not...I haven't skydived, cliff-jumped, drag-raced, scuba-dived, or a host of other things...not because "I'm afraid I will like it," but because they don't interest me and its a safe be to say that I wont like them. "Don't knock it if you haven't tried it" is a weak simplistic justification for people who want others to see things the way THEY see them. Most Americans engage in behaviors that we know aren't good for us, but we do them anyway because we like them in the short-term and cannot think in the long-term past our emotions, feelings, or senses...we eat the wrong foods, do drugs, engage in reckless sports, etc., that dont hurt us immediately, but have long term effects...why is it beyond the realm of possibility that oral sex could be just another questionable behavior that we engage in that we like, but is not good for us?
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  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  of course you dont have to do everything that exists, i personaly know several people who feel the same as you. but its pointless to try and change someones mind, you wont change yours, they wont change theirs.
  oh yeah, sorry im sure you said it already, but why do you think its harmful?
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think you misunderstood slightly. I'm not saying that oral sex is harmful...my overall point was to get people to consider that maybe oral sex--a behavior that everyone seems to think as "normal"--could be considered yet another in a long line of behaviors and self-decisions that we make as adults that maybe we should question. We do a great many things...its just funny that we accept them at face value as "normal behavior" just because everyone see it that way. I've never been one to "go along to get along." Blind conformity without questioning merit is just as repulsive to me.
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  reeltaulkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are so right, people love to engage, but when it comes to dealing with the after math all hell breaks loose, or someone else has to get involved so that the burden wouldnt be so heavy. I know exactly what you are saying, people consider your mentality boring or corny, but when you don't experience the hardships that may experience they look at you like you think you are better than everybody else or that you think you are special......please get a grip!
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  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Y'all really are getting too much into this.
  By the way, it's hard for people to argue against undocumented generalizations.
  I think someone should ask a doctor about whether or not oral sex is not good for people. Discuss it with a medical doctor. Some people will have more time than I to piss away arguing about this and they just might ask for some facts to back up all the generalizations.
  Me? I'd rather be writing hubs. So far though, none of the medical professionals I associate with say that <snipped - watch the adult language> will give you cancer.
  I'm also unclear how oral sex caused you hardships. Too much attention on this if you ask me . . . and you did.
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  Mrs.Nitaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Actually, I was watching the news a few weeks ago, and they were talking about how now more and more women are developing oral cancer. The reason for oral cancer is due to "oral" sex because of the virus HPV. So see there u have it, oral sex does cause cancer and women should be aware of any lesions in their mouths and if you should find any;immediately go to the doctor.
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  sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm sorry to hear that! Was your treatment successful?
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  Mrs.Nitaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i dn't have oral cancer i was just letting u know.
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  sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good! I'm glad you take the right precautions.
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  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Okay, I am not a medical professional but the gist of what I hear is that oral sex in and of itself will not give you cancer if you follow me.
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Mim.A.posted 14 years ago
How bad could it actualy be? It's the only act that hasn't changed in centuries as if evolution will not dare get close to it because it's sooooo enjoyable when it's done "the wrong way".
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  Beyond-Politicsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Quite possible. But then again, it WAS considered sodomy in the United States up until the last years of the last century, and therefore illegal. That being the case, it stands to reason that if it was illegal, everyone was not doing it.
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lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago
oral sex is a necessity like food and water seriously though, it is, look it up
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  starme77posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ha ha lol like good one
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LMBO
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lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago
I'm thirsty-anybody else thirsty?
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  caranoelleposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Parched. And getting thirstier the more I read.
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wsp2469posted 14 years ago
i think the idea is to shower thoroughly first
i personally put my tongue in places other men never would!
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  TMI
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  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  sorry but i like all the parts n places
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL!~
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  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well, I DO, honestly.
  ya don't think women date me just because I have a big . . . ya know . . .?
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lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago
toothpick-anybody got a toothpick?
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  piece of floss even?
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Cagsilposted 14 years ago
Piece of floss?

How about an appointment to see a dentist?
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lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago
toothbrush?
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frogdroppingposted 14 years ago
Why don't we do one of those 'really tedious links'? You know, where you somehow manage to link two very random subjects or people.

I know ... why don't we make a link between Jesus and Oral Sex.

I'll make a start: Jesus is the son of God, God is the Creator of all things, things are random objects, an object can be something you possess, to possess someone is to thought of as jealous, zzzzzzzzzz ... I see we've already made the link.
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Denno66posted 14 years ago
I like the color green.
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  frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Me too. It's good to be green. In fact in this day and age ... the greener you are the better the world is.
  
  Or some such
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  lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I like green too
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  frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Let's save the Earth. Let's all become frogs. What a great idea
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  Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You are correct
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KCC Big Countryposted 14 years ago
The way I see it, life is a buffet, an all-you-can-eat buffet. Belly up to the bar and getcha some of everything you want, but don't worry about what everyone else is eating. There's no need to eat something you don't want to eat and don't worry if I eat my share of what you don't like.
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  dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol, SO TRUE!
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K Partinposted 14 years ago
Better to receive than give?.........oh oh wrong thread sorry
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shinujohn2008posted 14 years ago
Oral pleasure is safe if the couples are hygiene.
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mega1posted 14 years ago
Why was this question even asked? I can never understand people's curiousity about others' sexual behaviors! It's none of your business and a complete waste of time and I had to say it! the fact that you care what other people are doing sexually makes you kind of creepy, in my book!
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
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cosetteposted 14 years ago
hello you

i'm going to hit the sack now. have a great night!
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wsp2469posted 14 years ago
You'd have to be crazy to pay 320 bucks! Sorry, but that is way too much to pay for one hour!
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  50 minutes. And it's not so much compared to the service you're getting. You're getting someone to sit down with you, listen to your problem once - 3 times a week and getting advice from someone who has a degree in advicing people and has studied the human soul and all human behavior his whole career. I mean, it's a very low price to pay. But on the other hand, I wouldn't lower it... It paid for my kitchen and my Mercedes
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  adamareangereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm trying to be impartial but geez ... it sounds like you're in it more for money then to help others. No wonder I avoid therapists like the plague.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I love helping people. The pay is just a sweet bonus.
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  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sorry. 320 an hour is too much to pay.
  As far as your Mercedes goes . . . you really should buy American . . . assuming you are an American, of course.
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  AdviceDoctorposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well, yeah. I am American. Ford does no longer make decent cars. I would like a Dodge Charger. And Chevy is just not appropriate enough for Alabama.
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  wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What about GM? Saturn? I'm not sure I understand why no one drives a Chevy in Alabama.
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Adopt-a-Dogposted 14 years ago
Did I hear someone say "dog" ?

And I may let off my English Mastiff on you if you call dogs' grooming habits "Oral Sex".
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cosetteposted 14 years ago
haha!!!

i think everyone could agree that that is disgusting, even if they never tried it.
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I did know someone that tried it. I am not sure he should have been locked away for it, however (which he was, which is how I knew about it). I will never tell a friend of mine that I always confuse him for that guy, too (well, maybe I will -- it would be interesting to see his reaction)
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  :x
  
  i wouldn't tell him. he might go 'hmm, why do i remind him of that guy who romanced a schnauzer' (or whatever it was).
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Cow. It's pretty rural around here...
  
  On the same topic, is your emoticon a bunny rabbit without ears? Weren't you the one boiling your rabbit for soup? Is that why he has no ears?
  Yours,
  Curious
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  cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  =:^O
  
  you just made my hair stand on end. that's just awful
  
  to answer your question, it is a queasy emoticon
  
  :x <---see how he is pursing his lips like 'i just threw up in my mouth a little'?
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's truly disappointing; I thought it was a kiss
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Richieb799posted 14 years ago
Its not really the same as a dog licking its own behind is it? that would be ass to mouth, which is gross.
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Are you saying there's a *second* kind I don't know about!
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  Richieb799posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  apparently
  
  anyway, Its a strange comparison he made because its not like you doing it to yourself either, i miss my last girlfriend new one won't do it, so I won't do it for her.
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  AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Wrong tactic. Lead the way. And wait (you can always give up again if it doesn't work) (Is this becoming a locker room here, jeez!)
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lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago
why do i keep getting drawn to this thread ????????????
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  Richieb799posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yous just naughty thats why
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  adamareangereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Because the boys are entertaining :-D
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bojanglesk8posted 14 years ago
yes u are a very strange man
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