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Compilation of Legal Text Jokes 2
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A continuation of my first hub titled "Compilation of Legal Text Jokes".
Lawyer: You say that this woman shot her husband with his pistol at close range?
Accused: Yes sir, that’s right.
Lawyer: Any powder marks on his body?
Accused: Yes sir, that’s why I shot him.
Hehehe, Good reason, I hope you get this.
Son: dad, is it true that the law of gravity keeps us on the earth?
Father: Yes son. That is true.
Son: What did we do before the law was passed?
Hmm I don’t know either wakikik
Q. Those who don’t have me, don’t wish for me. Those have me do no wish to lose me. Those who win have me no longer. What am I?
A. L a w s u i t …
Q. Did you notify the defendant you wanted him to return the car?
A. Yes I sent him a letter to return the car by registered mail.
You could’ve used e-mail nyahahaha
Accused: But Judge I did it for you.
Judge: What! You did it for me?
Accused: Oh yes, Judge. The last time I was in trouble I promised you that I would never get arrested again – and I was just trying to keep my promise.
Q. What is the highest room in a university?
A. The library because it has the most stories
Judge: You have been appearing before me in this Court for seven years.
Accused: Excuse me You Honor, but is it my fault if you are not getting promoted?
Q. Do buses run on time?
A. No they run on wheels.
Q. So after anesthesia, when you came out of it what did you observe with respect to your scalp?
A. I didn’t see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
Q. Why, was it covered?
A. Yes, bandaged
Q. Then later on… what did you see?
A. I had skin draft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head.
Lawyer: You have to say “yes” of “no’ so the court stenographer can get it down. Is that a yes when you said Ah-hah.
Prosecutor: Where was the police officer in relation to you when you were struck by the car?
Witness: To my left sir.
Prosecutor: How far to your left?
Witness: I don’t really remember, I was getting run over at that time.
Q. Why are the tallest lawyers the laziest?
A. Because they are longer in bed than others?
Father: What did you do at the Law school tonight, son?
Son: Guessing game.
Father: Ha? I thought you had wills and succession?
Son: That’s right.
Nahahaha the son is counting the chicks already in a nest of eggs.
Mrs. Stevenson: My daughter is at LawSchool. She’s very bright, you know. Everytime we get letter form her we have to go to the dictionary.
Mrs. Johnson: You’re very lucky. Every time we hear from our son, we have to go to bank…
Spoiled Brat wakikik J
Insured: My car just went under water.
Insurer: That’s OK, don’t worry about it.
Insured: Why not?
Insurer: Your car is completely covered..
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