Barack Obama Jokes

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  1. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama could not wait to get on vacation. As soon as the plane landed, he grabbed a couple beers and slid down the emergency slide. - David Letterman

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/THFuPD-Y_HI/AAAAAAAAKAY/SiXgPxI1NSA/s1600/IMMIGRATION+POLICY,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/THEqWuNaHWI/AAAAAAAAKAA/6FoLS-QFnS0/s1600/CHARLIE+RANGEL,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/THEpKw10LyI/AAAAAAAAJ_4/oIRxKagVFWI/s1600/UNEMPLOYMENT,+OBAMACARTOO.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/THAnSgttRVI/AAAAAAAAJ9I/F0ItdnYzWIQ/s1600/RECOVERY+TOUR,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    omphileposted 14 years ago

    go back 2 the drawin board.....

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  7. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/THQQvSxAZ_I/AAAAAAAAKEw/gq0iiz09HvU/s1600/ITS+YOUR+MONEY,+obamacartoon.jpg

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  8. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    "Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them." — Jimmy Fallon

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  9. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama is on vacation. This is his sixth vacation. He’ll have plenty of time for vacation when his one term is up. - David Letterman

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    Why did Barack Obama decide to become a lawyer?


    He didn't want to have to work for a living.

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    Why did John McCain cross the road?

    To get to the Old Town Buffet on the other side.



    Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

    To help the other side.

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    What's the difference between Pinocchio and Obama?


    Obama's nose doesn't grow when he tells a lie.

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  13. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/THwRyzT67BI/AAAAAAAAKVE/biY6jCvSc4I/s1600/KEEPING+OBAMA+AFLOAT,+obamacartoon.jpg

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  14. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama was in New Orleans for the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. Halfway through his speech, FEMA finally showed up. - Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TH5QyjT5DgI/AAAAAAAAKY8/iFGD6zfKz10/s1600/CLEAR+SKIES+AHEAD,+obamacartoon.jpg

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  16. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Before President Obama’s address, he called former President Bush. I’m not saying the economy is bad, but he called collect. - Jay Leno

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  17. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama said that too many Americans are struggling to find jobs. You know what these Americans are going to be called? Democrats. - Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TITmmTwgFXI/AAAAAAAAKl4/khCnYETd_vU/s1600/POLL+NUMBERS,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    The Department of Labor has launched a new website to help unemployed Americans. President Obama said the website is amazing and he can’t wait to check it out in a few years. - Craig Ferguson

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    Rahm Emanuel may be going back to Chicago for good.  He said he'll be back in Washington when its dirty politics catches up with Chicago's.

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  21. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama will be laying out a new economic plan. Apparently, we had an old economic plan. - Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TIfEAfbyqlI/AAAAAAAAKrg/LfMf8Sgdwy0/s1600/STIMULUS+4,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama insisted that the U.S. economy is still showing improvement. And he said you can take that to the bank, if you can find any that are still open. - Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    According to a new report, 41 of President Obama's staffers now owe the government more than $831,000 in back taxes. When asked if they could just keep avoiding taxes, they said, "Yes we can! Yes we can!"  - Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TI_WIqtVqLI/AAAAAAAAK6M/w2KJddbu0LY/s1600/BLAME+BUSH,+BUCK+STOPS+HERE,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TI-a12uqIVI/AAAAAAAAK5U/KO_4BUlBOHc/s1600/OBAMAS+SPENDING+PLAN,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama is going to release a fun, easy-to-read children’s book. It’s for ages Biden and up. - Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TJJXH144QwI/AAAAAAAAK_Q/d3sku1p5XwY/s1600/MIDTERM+ELECTIONS,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

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  30. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama’s aide had to step in and pay more money after Obama only gave a fruit vendor a dollar for four apples. The aide said it was awkward having to pay Obama's bill, then China was like, "You'll get used to it.” - Jimmy Fallon

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  31. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama has written a children’s book. Why not? He’s got nothing else on his plate. - David Letterman


    Obama’s book is called “The One-Term Engine That Could.”  - David Letterman

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  32. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    In a new interview with Rolling Stone magazine, President Obama said he has Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, and the Rolling Stones on his iPod. Unfortunately, the question was “Do you have a plan to fix the economy?”  - Jimmy Fallon

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?  - Jay Leno

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  34. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    On the “Today” show, President Obama said he supports having a longer school year. In response, Sasha and Malia announced they support Sarah Palin.  - Jimmy Fallon

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  35. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama's approval rating dropped again. Things are so bad, Muslims are accusing him of being Christian.  - Jay Leno

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    Ben Franklin and other statesmen set in place a Republic, if we could keep it.
    Obama and other leftists have set in place a communistic tyranny, if we're dumb enough to keep it.

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  37. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TKNgQX0bhKI/AAAAAAAALR0/mot9E5D2a_E/s1600/barack+bingo,+obamacartoon.jpg

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  38. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TKJx-7QXXCI/AAAAAAAALRc/KJc5BgphYEE/s1600/CHANGE+THATS+NOTHING+NEW,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TKZhNnRJaVI/AAAAAAAALSY/Q5JsSxhV5VQ/s1600/buck+up,+obamacartoon.jpg

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      Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Especially this one!  LOL

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  40. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama says the Democrats are waking up. Which is great when you’re having a nightmare.  - Jay Leno

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  41. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TKnlq2I0uEI/AAAAAAAALUA/-YomJL3ChqU/s1600/teleprompter+OBAMA,+OBAMACARTOON.jpg

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    haha good one!

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  43. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TKenA6U6spI/AAAAAAAALTE/ypLgs3k4aRg/s1600/arrogant+obama,+obamacartoon.jpg

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  44. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Hi Brenda, I think the cartoonists do a much better job on making fun of Obama than the comedians.

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      Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes they are pretty good! big_smile

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  45. Joe Badtoe profile image61
    Joe Badtoeposted 14 years ago

    I think you two are hilarious.......














    ...work it out yourselves.

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      Brenda Durhamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you Joe.  It's nice when one's work is appreciated.  wink

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    maven101posted 14 years ago

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  47. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    The presidential dog, Bo, is behaving like his owner. He’s blaming all of the country’s problems on Bush’s dog. - David Letterman

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  48. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama has decided not to sign a bill that would make it difficult for homeowners to fight foreclosure. Man, why is Obama all of a sudden so sensitive about people being kicked out of their House? Oh yeah, sorry.  - Jimmy Fallon

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  49. Flightkeeper profile image69
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    President Obama has moved a 12-day tour of India and Asia to right after the November election. I can’t imagine why he would want to leave the country right after the midterm election.  - Jay Leno

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8yBmwXW4XEM/TDD5JkLcfKI/AAAAAAAAH-s/57YzHU2APds/s1600/BEST+ACTOR+AWARD.jpg

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