Is it fair for someone's spouse to charge them 25 cents every time they fart?

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   TheHoleStoryposted 11 years ago

   Is it fair for someone's spouse to charge them 25 cents every time they fart?

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   Georgie Loweryposted 11 years ago

   Only if they take that money and buy them some Beano.

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   rutleyposted 11 years ago

   Oh, I hope my hubby doesn't see this, I'll be broke!   Gas "R"  Us!
   I'll be paying up about....let's see....39 farts, just this morning...umm...times 25 cents......yeah, it's gonna cost me!

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      Codebreakposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      In this economy good incentive to save. Lol very good question.

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   MickSposted 11 years ago

   Yep, I think that's cheap, good idea, I would charge a pound.

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   peeplesposted 11 years ago

   Very fair. We have something similar in our house. Hubby and my boys have to do a chore anytime they pass gas within 6 feet of me and I smell it. So long as I don't smell it I don't care, but living in a house with 3 males if I don't rstrict it in some way I would never know what fresh air smelled like. Now it's a game of get 6 feet one inch away from mom and pass gas then laugh because it was more than 6 feet.

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      IDONOposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Peeples. Just who does the cooking in your home? Do you make a lot of Mexican? I think you're setting them up so they have to do all the housework. I bet you eat somewhere else. Pretty slick if you ask me.

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      peeplesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I just cook! I don't force them to eat it!

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   IDONOposted 11 years ago

   Yes. But when you go to bed tonite, he throws a $5 bill on the dresser and pulls the cover over your head, you are in deep trouble!

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   freecampingaussieposted 11 years ago

   Is it a game ? Otherwise it seems crazy. Do you have to pay if you cough or blow your nose as well ?

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   duffsmomposted 11 years ago

   Wow, I hope you are kidding because that just seems bizarre for something that is usually out of one's control.

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   Sneha Sunnyposted 11 years ago

   That is funny! lol.. I mean, that can happen to you (or who so ever you are talking about) as well. That's completely natural, out of control! I mean what other option do you have if you have gas build up in your stomach, other than releasing it?! But if it bothers you too much then you can simply tell your spouse to go out of the room or house and then fart and come back!

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    PaisleeGalposted 11 years ago

    25 cents is too cheap. It should be a least a buck!

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    lburmasterposted 11 years ago

    I told my mother about this question. She replied, "how could you keep up?" My parents always have a supply of Beano. At the house, I don't really have a problem with this issue so it doesn't exactly seem like a good idea.

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    John MacNabposted 11 years ago

    What a wonderful idea.  If I'd thought of it 30 odd years ago, I'd be a millionaire by now.  25 cents for a feminine type fart; 50 cents for a smelly one and $1.00 for a lethal silent smelly.

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    Annie Millerposted 11 years ago

    Oh my gosh. I live with an old man who still thinks farting is the height of hilarity! I'd be a millionaire!

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    bankscottageposted 11 years ago

    25 cents!  I'm getting ripped off.  I have to pay the same amount as the tooth fairy leaves.  Where else would the tooth fairy get the money?-

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    janetwritesposted 11 years ago

    You are too funny! But it's a great idea! lol

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    Efficient Adminposted 11 years ago

    If it is a big giant stinky fart it's at least worth $1.00.

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    LoisRyan13903posted 11 years ago

    I would be broke!  I guess he would pay me back whatever I gave him

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