Is It True Most Men Don't Know How to Give Women Orgasms?

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  1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
    AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years ago

    ...or even one orgasm???

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol  dude, it is possible to give a girl an orgasm okay.  however, its like chris rock said, no matter what you do it'll be never good enough for a woman.  you can make a girl cum 3 times with a diamond D*** and she'll still complain.

      however, seriously, i found out on imdb.com that supposedly someone is making a documentary called "fake orgasms", that explores women faking their orgasms.  just thought you wanted to know.

      1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
        AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Just to be clear, I wasn't asking whether it was possible (I already know that smile ), I was asking women whether my statement was true, in their experience.

        1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
          Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          oh okay.  sorry. i thought this was a forum for everyone to put in their two cents.  sorry.  lol

          1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
            AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Indeed it is -- though perhaps not Chris Rock wink

      2. starme77 profile image80
        starme77posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I would not complain after the third one , good grief come on that just can not be true

    2. Jewels profile image81
      Jewelsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Depends on the guy.  But, yeah, it would be pretty true.  Then again, I often think it's the woman who doesn't know how to show a man what to do.  And then he has to be savvy enough to learn!

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
        Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        wow, you sound like you know from experience.

        1. Jewels profile image81
          Jewelsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That would be telling smile

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
            Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            yeah, thats true.  so hows it going jewel? long time no see.

            1. Jewels profile image81
              Jewelsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              All is very good. Slowed down with the writing, new surge next year. And off soon for a month of meditation practices. You?

              1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
                Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                okay, i guess.  just been busy with school and working a lot lately.  i decided to take your advice and try to do baby steps of improving myself.  i hope everything goes well for you, it sounds like you got a lot of things to do.

      2. Anath profile image60
        Anathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I agree with that.  Some men are a bit "clomsy" but if a woman knows her body and how to please herself she can show him how to make her happy without hurting his feelings.

        In my experience, it is not the "clomsy" man who you should avoid but the man who is not willing to learn and experience new ways!

      3. Bovine Currency profile image61
        Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        That is the true according to Bovine smile

        I was totally clueless to sex for many years, I can admit it, I was terrible.  Then I worked it out smile 

        Answer to the question is probably yes but Bovine ain't most men.

        1. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol
          you got mail

          1. Bovine Currency profile image61
            Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            So do you sweetheart, I just replied smile

            Got to go for now to see a friend...I'll be back in a bit

            xx

    3. wychic profile image83
      wychicposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      My own experience has been...one does, and one didn't. I'm the kind of person who will say exactly what needs to be done even, but my ex was one of those that, for years, simply refused most of the time and bungled it other times.

      The current one...definitely does. Maybe he's a rarity, I don't know, but I think you can chalk it up to a willingness to take suggestions as well as an expert's knowledge of human anatomy, who woulda thunk it's helpful to know where all those nerves are?

    4. dyonder profile image75
      dyonderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Really the only way to tell if it's been achieved is by the initial look of surprise in her eyes. I'd say that itself is indicative of the fact that most men don't know how to do it.

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol
        A lot of surprised faces in your life ? hmm

        1. dyonder profile image75
          dyonderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Only in the first couple of weeks, then they get used to it & even expect it. Saves 'em money on batteries, I guess.

          1. tantrum profile image59
            tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            lol lol
            Well, nothing as the real thing, even if it doesn't work as well ! big_smile

            1. dyonder profile image75
              dyonderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              LOL. You're too kind.

    5. Jane@CM profile image60
      Jane@CMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      don't know about most men, but mine does a fine job lol

    6. AEvans profile image75
      AEvansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I have never heard of such a thing, lolololo you should write a hub on this one. smile

    7. Mim.A. profile image60
      Mim.A.posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You will know if you succeeded only if her muscles are still twitching for few seconds after the physical contact. ;P

      1. XTASIS profile image60
        XTASISposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol
        We can fake that as well ! lol

        1. Bredavies profile image62
          Bredaviesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I should have got an OSCAR for that performance

          1. XTASIS profile image60
            XTASISposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            lol

          2. Mim.A. profile image60
            Mim.A.posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Doesn't faking defeat the purpose? From a man's point of view, it would probably be better to talk about it, yes?

            1. Bredavies profile image62
              Bredaviesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Woahh! Not the guys I dated..they'd either cry or freak out

              1. Mim.A. profile image60
                Mim.A.posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Sowwy, the ones that cried should have been receiving and not pitching, the ones that freaked...well do it again FREAK until you get it right! It takes two to freak!

                1. Cagsil profile image75
                  Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  roll

                2. Bredavies profile image62
                  Bredaviesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  ...ahahhaah!! U r my hero!

            2. Bovine Currency profile image61
              Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              You can usually tell when a woman has had an orgasm if she says stop and is in really really strange looking pain, thrusting her body towards the heavens.  if you continue, she may try punch you but still have that awkward grin still on her face lol

              1. Black Lilly profile image59
                Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                They don't give away Oscars just for mediocre performance big_smile

                1. Bovine Currency profile image61
                  Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  well I could continue to explain but it might get a bit boring or offensive for some

                  1. Black Lilly profile image59
                    Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    I already believe you're above the average wink

        2. Bovine Currency profile image61
          Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          The only way a guy will believe a fake is if that is the only orgasm he has ever produced big_smilelol

          P.S.. I love u sexy buns x

    8. caranoelle profile image81
      caranoelleposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Absolutely true.

    9. bettynewberry profile image61
      bettynewberryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Men can and do give women orgasms all the time. Allow me to give you an anatomy lesson. I have been a nurse 15 years so I feel I am qualified............In the womb as the baby developes the genitalia of both male and females starts to form and both the penis and the clitoris is made up of the same erectile tissue. As a boy baby grows his tissue begins to elongate and form a penis. The little girl baby does not naturally. So picture this. All a clitoris is, is a minature penis. Well its like the head of a penis. The clitoris has the same nerve endings as does the head of your shaft. Most women cannot have an orgasm without clitoral stimuli. Be it manually or orally. The clitoris is like a flower in that it is sheathed inside 4 petals, the outer 2 being called the labia majora, the inner two are the labia minora. That means you have to open this flower and then once you find the sensitive bud you need to treat it like you want a women to treat your penis head. Lick on it, take it between your lips and suck on it. Some women like more suction pressure than others, you need only to ask. Of course you do not just have to provide oral pleasure, while your licking and sucking etc., insert your finger in her vaginal canal ( once she is wet ) and curl your finger upwards toward her pubic bone. This is where the g-spot is. Alot of women love this, some say it makes them want to pee. Go slow and be gentle and ask her what feels good but do it in a soft whispery romantic voice. We women are more sensitive creature and like to be treated more tenderly. A women can also have an orgasm during penetration if you will manually massage her clitoris or have her do it. You can also grind your pelvis against her clitoris while you are thrusting in and out to stimulate her clitoris and help her orgasm. We women love sex when we are with a partner who takes the time to get to know us and learn how to pleasure us. If you satisfy your lady I can promise she will want sex more frequently and she will also want to do things you with you and to you that she might otherwise find distasteful because she wants to give you as much pleasure as you are giving her ie: licking/sucking your taint (that sensitive patch of skin behind your testicals that is oh so close to no mans land.)
      Good luck and remember this, practice makes perfect. Don't be shy, ask and believe me you will be forever thankful for what your female partner can teach you.

      1. profile image0
        Leta Sposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        smile  You sound like Dr. Ruth.  Whatever happened to her?

        1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
          AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Funny you should ask -- she was just here, in Newfoundland; don't ask me why? (No, really, do not ask...)

    10. darkprincess profile image60
      darkprincessposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      so fellas go and read up on how to stimulate im sure there will be a few tips for you that you will find mind blowing...........

    11. profile image0
      zampanoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Perhaps.
      But nothing keeps one from trying and trying.

    12. OregonWino profile image59
      OregonWinoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Heck, a lot of women don't know how to give themselves one!

    13. Marisa Wright profile image90
      Marisa Wrightposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yes.  And actually Oregon is right - a surprising number of women don't know how to give themselves one.

      1. AdsenseStrategies profile image64
        AdsenseStrategiesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Not one oregon, one orgasm tongue

        1. OregonWino profile image59
          OregonWinoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hehe, Oregon, Orgasm, Organism...all good things..

          I have been very surprised by the percentage of women I have been intimate with who are totally clueless about what to do with their own bodies.

    14. curlytree2009 profile image35
      curlytree2009posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's so funny.. I have no comment smile

  2. Stevennix2001 profile image82
    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    bumps

  3. Stevennix2001 profile image82
    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    bumps

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You are not going to win any friends bumping random forums up to annoy other users.

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
        Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        who says, im trying to make friends right now.  besides, your not being very nice being up in my business like this.  i can't believe i became a fan of yours because i liked your hubs.  oh well, you just lost yourself a fan there buddy.

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Let me rephrase that. You are going to piss everybody off by bumping up a thread to their attention that has had nothing added.

          And I am heart broken that me giving you advice on how to comport yourself on the forum without pissing everyone off means you no longer like the way I write.

          ciao

          1. tksensei profile image60
            tksenseiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah, 'cause you're so good at that..


            ...roll

            1. Mark Knowles profile image60
              Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Why thank you.  And I am flattered you are following me around now. I would have thought you could find something more productive to do at this time of year, because I know you are raising  a lot of unwanted children as your own. But if it makes you feel good - that is what is important.  wink

              1. G Miah profile image80
                G Miahposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Agrees with tskensei about Mark Knowles, you are one of the best hubbers and the first i came accross when i stumbled upon Hubpages! You're a great inspiration!

                1. Pearldiver profile image71
                  Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Are You serious????? hmm

                  Are You Telling Us about Mark's Private Sex Life? yikes

                  Are You Telling Us about your orgasmic experiences or is this supposed to be foreplay? hmm

                  Or Did You Post on the Wrong Thread? lol

                  1. G Miah profile image80
                    G Miahposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    Lmao! I was at work, long day! Sorry i didn't write it clearly!

        2. Pearldiver profile image71
          Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Just an observation from my side of the world. (reading the whole thread)
          It would appear that you are premature in more than your attitude and towards spitting the dummy when you get relevant advice from more mature hubbers lol

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
            Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            ummmm..yeah, so basically your calling me an idiot?  look, i wasn't trying to act immature or fight with anyone here.  all i was doing was bumping random threads for fun last night, since I had no one else to talk to.  I'd like to point out, I'm not the only one that does this.  In fact, I could tell you the EXACT FORUMS AND USERS if I wanted to.  However, I don't believe in tattling.  Mark apparently took things the wrong way.  However, since I don't want this to escalate any further.  Please forgive whatever YOU THINK I've done wrong, and drop this as I feel this backlash towards me is unwarranted and unjust.  I apologize if I offened you sir/maam or whatever you are, and to mark.  is that mature enough for you?

  4. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    Bless!!!

    Some men try very hard to please their partner.

    My gay friend would say the best man for the job is a woman!

  5. frogdropping profile image78
    frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

    Wooohooooo an off-topic thread. How unusual. Love it. smile

    Hey PD. How's life in your neck of the woods?

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

      Hey Frog. How is life? I chased the damn Teddy bear up the other day only to discover he is stuck in the ozzie backwoods. smile

  6. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Hi FD.. you've been busy hopping with good egg recipes everywhere..... good on you.. learning to poach an egg was for me almost as important as learning to fake the big O lol

  7. earnestshub profile image85
    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    Who would know?

  8. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    You are joking??  The bear has gone AWOL? hmm

  9. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    Lol....who needs a man as lovely as they are smile

    I give myself up to 5 orgasms a day, but, shhhhh, don't tell anyone.

    Hee, hee!

    1. frogdropping profile image78
      frogdroppingposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's both interesting and TMI - at the same time smile

      I'll assume you smile a lot then wink

  10. frogdropping profile image78
    frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

    Hey guys smile

    The bear is en-route to Mr Two Heads. I'd imagine there must be something to do around his little ... patch. Though I'm sure Gulliver isn't fooling himself about yachts, fine wine and bear-naked ladies Mark tongue

    Darkside is goung to outfit the blog so I can update it as and when. Hopefully he'll not be too long at Eric's and I can get the bear rolling round the globe ...

    Otherwise life is as it always is - inclusive of a beating heart. Which I'll take over the alternative smile

    He's not AWOl PD. Strictly speaking anyway. And how good are my eggs? lol one thing I can cook. Poached eggs. And I'm none too bad with toast come to think of it!

    And maybe you can have him next PD? He's over your way. Ish wink

    Hey earnest ... how's Oz?

  11. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    Any sexy men out there?

  12. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    I'm feeling hot!!!

    1. frogdropping profile image78
      frogdroppingposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      *throws a bucket of cold water over HellKatz*

      There you go. I like to think I'm helpful smile

      1. HellKatz profile image60
        HellKatzposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Ooooooo yeah - love it, love it!

        Not quite what I had in mind, but it's a start.

        Now look what you have done to me "I'm blushing" .....?

  13. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    TMI - 'Tis all on topic, sir!!!

  14. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    FD... if he's in Oz, there are heaps of hubbers to visit there before he comes to NZ.
    But of course it will depend on what Eric does with him; whether other Aussis will accept him after Tassi hmm 
    Heaven forebid that internet bloke might send him on in the traditional Tasmanian garb. - 2 x Heads lol

  15. profile image0
    Justine76posted 13 years ago

    What a confusing thread!! sex, stalkers, accusations of forum rudeness, buckets of cold water on hot girls... and I am so glad to hear Gulliver is on his travles still!! smile this is going to be a fun day maybe?

  16. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    Some men are shy, so we have to teach them.

    1. advisor4qb profile image76
      advisor4qbposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I agree!

  17. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    As we await with with bated breath.....for the men to scold us accordingly, lol!!!

  18. Black Lilly profile image59
    Black Lillyposted 13 years ago

    Orgasms you say...
    With some men it seems they don't know how to even kiss wink

    1. Cagsil profile image75
      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's a shame. big_smile

      1. Bovine Currency profile image61
        Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        not if your a guy who does! tongue

  19. profile image0
    Justine76posted 13 years ago

    me experience has been that they really dont care, so long as they get thiers....

    1. Bovine Currency profile image61
      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Doesn't that depend what theirs is? 

      For me a woman having an orgasm is a natural consequence of decent sex.  If the sex is no good then I am having no fun.  If I want a quickie Ill do it in the shower big_smile

      1. profile image0
        Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    2. Mrs.Nita profile image60
      Mrs.Nitaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      YES! You have hit the nail on the head!

  20. donotfear profile image85
    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    A partner will know what to do to please you if you tell him what feels good. The partner can't read your mind, so if there is no satisfaction, then tell the partner what to do. Sounds logical to me....

  21. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    OMG.... You ladies are being real aren't you? hmm

    I personally can't understand what the hell is wrong with non scorpio guys yikes

    I can honestly say that I have never had to 'learn' how to satisfy my lover and could never understand why so many guys are happy to be two minute terriers!
    What is wrong with lovemaking today? hmm  All Day? lol

    I know I'm not alone in this respect and I'm not promoting myself in any way... But OMG How and Why Do you put up with substandard lovers who bear their hearts for 2 minutes, roll over and go to sleep and boast about studliness to their workmates? hmm

    OMG Why Did I Post This?

    1. Bovine Currency profile image61
      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!!!!!!

    2. Cagsil profile image75
      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Because, you wanted to voice your opinion, Pearldiver. I would have thought you knew why you posted, but I'm glad I could help.

      As for the other question....with regards to....why do women put up with substandards lovers.....is because they are use to have substandard other things in their life....so judging what is considered good, bad or indifferent is a challenge for most.

      lol lol lol lollol

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image57
        prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        what is your definition of substandard lovers CAGS< if you are married together, is sloppiness in bed is a way to leave your partner, is that what youre saying, what matters most now?

        1. Cagsil profile image75
          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hey PDH, I wasn't the one who first used the word 'substandard', it was Pearldiver. I was just working off what he said. lol

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image57
            prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            sorry i didnt read all the posts, but then I will never leave my bf or husband if he stink or suck in bed, I will stick with him and advise him what makes me happy and have orgasm. fair isnt it, if he cant learn about it then I will have to live by it, LOL

            1. Cagsil profile image75
              Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Now, that would get really frustrating to you, to have to continue repeating yourself. lol cool lol big_smile

              1. prettydarkhorse profile image57
                prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I will never be frustrated, I can make him make me happy, I can wait, LOL

                1. Cagsil profile image75
                  Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, still it's a shame. lol lol

                  1. prettydarkhorse profile image57
                    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    not a shame, why it will be a shame, love should be the factor not the sexual satisfaction, sometimes you cant have both

              2. profile image0
                lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                or really good lol lol

            2. Pearldiver profile image71
              Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              No....... You Don't just have to live with it! The point is that if he can't put his heart into satisfying his lady... then he's a lost cause anyway; becoz he's selfish; with or without lessons.

    3. Black Lilly profile image59
      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Scorpios have their own flaws wink

      1. Pearldiver profile image71
        Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol Really? Can you point them out or were you hoping I would?

        1. Black Lilly profile image59
          Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Pearl, I'm a scorpio myself, so don't want to reveal those little shameful secrets of the clan wink

    4. Jewels profile image81
      Jewelsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Exasperation brings out the need to express sometimes!

  22. alexandriaruthk profile image63
    alexandriaruthkposted 13 years ago

    some women are just frigid, men are awesome, I heard my mom said that

    1. Black Lilly profile image59
      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      that was a joke.

      1. Jewels profile image81
        Jewelsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Latest 'sex poll' is that there is no such thing as a frigid woman.  If a man has any knowledge of the mating ritual he will prepare the room for her to open, and open and open and open.

        1. Cagsil profile image75
          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol

          1. Mim.A. profile image60
            Mim.A.posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            yea well the polls are made up on the spot, and don't go too open smile

  23. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    Two minute terriers - love it !!!

  24. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    lol lol  What a Shame we're so honest! lol
    Just for effect..... Can you lie a little bit???? lol

    1. Black Lilly profile image59
      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Anything on request big_smile

  25. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    lol C'mon!! Don't dump being spontanious by asking!! lol

  26. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Bugger.... Sorry Cagsil.... Dropped you in it there lol

    Hi PDH smile

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image57
      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      HI PD

  27. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    I think I will write about 2 minute terriers in my next sad animals hub lol

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image57
      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      that will be good, i will be the one who will read it first

    2. Cagsil profile image75
      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  28. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    Two minute terriers - Sounds like tongue flapping stuff, Cagsil smile

    1. Pearldiver profile image71
      Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Well........... what does the name suggest in the urban dictionary? hmm

    2. Cagsil profile image75
      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Too bad, I'm not the one that said it. lol lol

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  29. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    Just as many men dont as women dont - if the experience and desire is not mutual how could he?  I wouldn't be blaming him so quick big_smile

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Its a two way street big_smile two lane, both directions, no stop signs you get my drift big_smile

      1. Cagsil profile image75
        Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol yikes tongue lol lol lol

  30. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    Hey PD missed ya big_smile

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image57
      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      miss you too sexy,

  31. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Hi Kim.. Howzit going?

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I miss us

  32. lorlie6 profile image74
    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Mine does.

  33. HellKatz profile image60
    HellKatzposted 13 years ago

    A question to the guys out there.....

    How many orgasms would one expect of an overnight session of passion?

    I feel an ample 8-10 would be sufficient.

    Would you require viagra, sir, lol?

    smile

  34. Pearldiver profile image71
    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    Well Hey..... No one can call me a 2 minute terrier... I've been here an hour lol
    And it's 6.00am ..... I've gotta race and catch up with my eyes... they closed two hours ago and I was having such a nice dream lol

    See ya in the Spring smile

    1. Cagsil profile image75
      Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        So what about you, cagsil ?
        Do you need some lessons ? hmm big_smile

        1. Cagsil profile image75
          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Lessons? No, why are you offering?

          lol lol

    2. prettydarkhorse profile image57
      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      nite PD

  35. Bovine Currency profile image61
    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    if you meet someone, you are never going to find the perfect partner pre packaged 100%.  Anyone who thinks they were born a sex god is a liar.  you learn from experience.

  36. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    strictly speaking from only what I have read, women give women good orgasms!  Yee Haa I mean thank you

    1. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      u sure, u just read that? yikes

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        shit did i say that out loud, damn again yikes

        1. myownworld profile image75
          myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol

  37. Cagsil profile image75
    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    lol lol

  38. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    here's a throw in - who should I interview next?  Females turn any nominations?

  39. Bovine Currency profile image61
    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    A guy that knows his own body will be a better lover. 

    Best trick I learnt was to give myself retrograde orgasm (i.e. no physical release).  I can do this multiple times without rest, that way my female partner can enjoy the same.

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      will you marry me? big_smile

      1. Bovine Currency profile image61
        Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, sure smile

        1. profile image0
          lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          excellent.

          1. Cagsil profile image75
            Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            And, he's going by just the picture alone. lol lol lol j/k

          2. myownworld profile image75
            myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            And once youre through, would u lend him? I'm sure he's tireless! wink

        2. Cagsil profile image75
          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol

    2. Black Lilly profile image59
      Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile
      Perfect.
      Now.
      Have you learned how to get her to orgasm with just words, no touch?

      It's from the same.."series" of talents big_smile

      1. Bovine Currency profile image61
        Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        took me a few seconds but yes big_smile

        I am sure she has orgasms every day know that I told her to leave tongue

        1. Bovine Currency profile image61
          Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I also have benefit from the same 'talent for words' now we are apart ! big_smilelol

      2. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        excellent. 2 checkmarks hm..........

      3. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Hey BL whatzup gitl?

        1. Black Lilly profile image59
          Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Nothing. Angry with all masculine gender.

          1. profile image0
            lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I understand wise one, I understand

            1. profile image0
              mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

              I guess now is not a good time to jump in smile

      4. lorlie6 profile image74
        lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Now THAT'S talent.

        1. Black Lilly profile image59
          Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It's perfectly real. Some men know how to do it wink

          1. Bovine Currency profile image61
            Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            If you say so.  I am just going to sit with my first impression. 

            But seriously...LOL!  I don't buy it.

            1. Black Lilly profile image59
              Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              It's just something different - something what you don't know wink

              1. Bovine Currency profile image61
                Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Maybe this sort of 'talent' belongs in the religion&beliefs forum?

                I have a very deep and broad understanding of psychology and I don't want to offend you by categorising this sort of thing, it ain't got nothing to do with orgasm babe.

                You sound jaded...maybe you went for a non-traditional religion?  lesbian witchcraft or something like that?  I dunno... it aint the truth thats for sure

                1. Black Lilly profile image59
                  Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Now I really doubt that statement you made about deep and broad understanding of psychology...
                  And WTF has religion to do with this?!

                  1. Bovine Currency profile image61
                    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    Hey, no need to get upset.  I was just trying to relate to your obviously cynical sense of humour lol

                    P.S. religion & BELIEFS.

                  2. Cagsil profile image75
                    Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    Believe it or not, it has something to do with. It's not your belief, but the doctrines and scriptures of the religious text, skew people's perceptions about life.

                    If you're unable to see it, then you can't understand it completely and that makes you make emotional decisions, which is against your own nature.

                    Hence, you're skewed perception about men. I'm not trying to insult you, or your belief, but it's the truth.

                    I'll leave it there for now. big_smile

          2. Cagsil profile image75
            Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            You're right......some men do know how to do it. It isn't that difficult. big_smile

            1. tantrum profile image59
              tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              an example ??If it's only words, you can show it online ! big_smile

              1. profile image0
                lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                lol  nice

              2. Black Lilly profile image59
                Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                honey, I'm not a man big_smile

                eye contact is necessary, though no touch.

                1. tantrum profile image59
                  tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I'M ASKING CAGSIL lol
                  I think ?? big_smile

                2. Jewels profile image81
                  Jewelsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Sex without touch is like a mind f**k.  Sorry, but without physiology you might as well be having phone sex.  And that becomes down right boring once the novelty wears off.

                  True being in the right frame of mind helps a woman orgasm.  She has to be relaxed, aroused and feel sexual.  But it's through the skin, through the physical senses that sex becomes all beautiful.

                  Without the body, sex would not exist.  For a woman to really really please a man, she has to learn how to be inside her own body and learn what makes her feel sensual.  She can do that without the partner as an incentive.  Making love with your skin and feeling your skin against your partner is one of the most sensual experiences and just by doing this you don't even have to use your genitals to climax.  It will happen spontaneously.

                  Sex has to become an out of mind experience to truly appreciate it.  Best drug you can get is an orgasm by total indulgence of the bodily senses. smile

              3. Cagsil profile image75
                Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Actually, there are some words that can't be used, even online. lol lol

        2. profile image0
          lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Amen and its true I know for fact lol

        3. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol
          He has to be something to achieve that !! yikes lol

          1. Black Lilly profile image59
            Black Lillyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            No. He can be just an average guy, who understands psychology enough plus is interested in it plus is dominant enough.

            Orgasm is a state of your mind, physical comes as an extra.

            1. profile image0
              lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              that's my girl

  40. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    What's up ? big_smile

    1. Bovine Currency profile image61
      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hey smoochy

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I see you're getting married !! Congrats ! lol

    2. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hey hot chick discussing sex no one is getting anywhere because the obvious is so damn obvious big_smile

  41. Bovine Currency profile image61
    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    if anyone knows a good divorce lawyer we can get this happy hub marriage away a bit sooner!

  42. myownworld profile image75
    myownworldposted 13 years ago

    so L, when do u pass him around???

    1. Bovine Currency profile image61
      Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You want a piece too?  I feel so loved...

    2. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      All for one and one for all I say !!! its a party !!!!!!!!!!!!!! yikes

      1. myownworld profile image75
        myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'm sure with that retro orgasmic talent (roll ) he'll be able to satisfy all...

        1. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          roll
          I don't buy it ! lol

          1. myownworld profile image75
            myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            hmm...L and him got married just now...let's see if they live happily ever after! wink

            1. tantrum profile image59
              tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              where's the party ?? hmm

              1. Bovine Currency profile image61
                Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                In the bedroom

              2. myownworld profile image75
                myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                um....hmm

        2. Cagsil profile image75
          Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol

  43. Bovine Currency profile image61
    Bovine Currencyposted 13 years ago

    it aint for sale big_smile

  44. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    pout sniff sniff party? sniff

    1. lorlie6 profile image74
      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think you'll have any trouble starting your own, lyrics! lol

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        love you chick lol

        1. profile image0
          lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          and enough with the high score already-enough i say lol

        2. lorlie6 profile image74
          lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Right back at ya, my love!

  45. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    Why I find all this so boring ? hmm

    where's the explicit ?

    1. lorlie6 profile image74
      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Get it going, then! lol

    2. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Bye everybody ! Have a good orgasmic  time ! lol

      1. lorlie6 profile image74
        lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I know where YOU'RE going, Tantrum...lol

        1. myownworld profile image75
          myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          yeah, she's getting some...! wink

    3. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      poppa just explained some...

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this
  46. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    WE WANT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!  yikes shit out loud again damn hmm:

    1. myownworld profile image75
      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol  yes, people cut the crap and get to the POINT!!!

      1. Bovine Currency profile image61
        Bovine Currencyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Alright, back too it.

        Wifey, back on the bed!

        If your friend wants in, thats your call.

      2. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  47. jimmythejock profile image86
    jimmythejockposted 13 years ago

    I dont really care so long as I have fun lol, joking .....jimmy

  48. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    I knew this was going to die soon ! lol
    Or is everybody having orgasms ? hmm yikes tongue big_smile

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yikes

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        How was your honeymoon ?
        Is everything he said true ? big_smile

  49. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago
    1. wychic profile image83
      wychicposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL...so many people overlook the socks, I'm glad someone remembered tongue

      ...and yeah, I'd be feeling pretty abandoned at twice in three weeks...weekends last from Friday night to Sunday evening and there's very little excuse for interruption (when the kid isn't here, anyway) and it's nearly impossible to get through the week without any additional attention!

      Yes, he has contemplated taking me off his life insurance to see if that'd help him get more sleep wink

  50. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    Hello ?!!
    Still on it ?! lol

 
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