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Oral Sex

  1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
    Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years ago

    A lifelong introvert and abstract thinker, I have been fortunate enough to have been able to observe society and people without the influence of [the] mass acceptance of ideas, beliefs, and behaviors that most take at face value as "normal."  With such being the case, in regards to oral sex, am I (seemingly) the only man in America who sees no difference between oral sex and a dog licking it's own behind?  Am I (seemingly) the only man (or adult) in America who thinks that oral sex is a repulsive act?

    1. tksensei profile image60
      tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Are you providing oral sex to yourself?! No wonder you're an introvert!

      1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
        Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I suppose that I should have expected such a narrow-minded and perverse response seeing as how (I repeat) most people cannot think past their own emotions or desire for pleasure.  Sad that we in America cannot accept diversity of thought as well as cultures/ethnicity.

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          Poppa Bluesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oddly, YOU seem the one that is unaccepting. Of course you're probably NOT the only person that finds oral sex repulsive. That's certainly okay with me. You and your partner can do what ever makes you happy but don't try to impose you views on me and then claim I don't accept diversity!

        2. tksensei profile image60
          tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          My response was neither perverse nor narrow-minded. Read your own post. Thanks.

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          reeltaulkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I am not mad at you...you have stood your ground!  Good response, I agree with you

        4. b2seeds profile image55
          b2seedsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I feel you, but what can you do?

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          Nips1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Stop trying to show off your college degree by using big words just because you can't get a woman to blow you.

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            Justine76posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            lol   and then  sad  so I get it, but holy cow, you joined 19 minutes ago to say that? what "big words" are you referring to?

          2. the pink umbrella profile image79
            the pink umbrellaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile   ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah

      2. R.Edwards profile image66
        R.Edwardsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        smh, that was hilarious!

        With everything you said in your introduction to this topic I would've thought you'd take the approach on challenging those who disagree with oral sex; basically like minded individuals such as yourself.

        When I was in the Army I remember certain rules like, "no 'doggystyle' (in lamen terms)" or "no kissing in uniform."

        If you had a position of power in making, let's say a law, would you impliment that law on society like laws that already govern such practice? And if so (because I've asked this before), how would you oversee it?

        Just a question; random but reasoned.

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      reeltaulkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lmao.....if this is really what you think.....you are indeed one of a kind in your own right!  I respect your honesty regardless of what the masses think.

      Vonda G. Nelson

    3. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe you had a bad experience ?
      Or any experience at all ?

      1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
        Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I always get that response.  My beliefs are always attributed to such a speculation; "Maybe you've had a bad experience," "Maybe you just haven't had it performed right," "Maybe YOU have sexual hang-ups," etc.  Maybe I am just able to think past what everyone generally accepts as "normal behavior" (its a gift, trust me...it prevents blind conformity and encourages individual and critical thinking) without social influences.  I mean let's be rational...everything we stick in our mouths is not food, and our mouths simply were not meant to be placed everywhere we like (personally, I can't stomach the idea of someone's ingesting someone's bodily fluids).

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          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Well those are the normal questions, I think ?
          Maybe I'm too normal lol

          so you never did it. Is that so ?

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            tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this
            1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
              Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Tried...couldn't bring myself to do it.

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                AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                There you go. If you had actually tried it, you would realize how amazing it is. And for the record, that Oral Sex Guide I made has helped alot of people in their marriages. Believe it or not, sex is all you need to keep a marriage rolling.

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                  Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I am litterly laughing so hard, there ar tears...OMG!!!!! wow. REALLY!!!????
                  sex is all you need huh?

                  1. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Sometimes !! lol

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                    AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    No kidding. I get people all the time complaining over frustration, stress and all sorts of things. Their marriage is falling a part. I suggest sex 2 - 3 times a week and everything is fine after that. Sex is ALL you need.

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                    Contriceposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Sorry AdviceDoctor, if that's the kind of advice your giving then I'm passing.  If sex were all you needed in a marriage then the divorce rate would not be so high.

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                  reeltaulkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  You're amazing, you want to shoot down someone because they aren't into what you're into.  If you re a freak.....so be it, if you are liberal, so be it as well.  What are you trying to justify by going against what he believes and practices.  Live your life as you wish regardless of what someone else thinks or does.  This specific response shows exactly where you are coming from in more ways than one.  I am gathering you are proud of your book because you have promoted oral sex in a "good" way, the best way to keep any marriage together.......oh please!  Like that is all that it takes to keep a marriage going, as well as stable.  U are looney indeed.  I wish I could visit your office, you'll probably be paying me for a session

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                    AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    I'm not shooting anyone down. Think of it more as an.. advice. I accept people for who they are and what they believe in. I don't jude. I'm not allowed to judge. He's never tried oral sex. How the hell can you say it's disgusting if you've never even tried it? His first post was that people who engage in oral sex are the same as dogs who lick their asses. That's judging?

                    Read the whole forum before you post a reply, buddy.

                    And for the record, I take $320 for a session. I'm a damn good shrink.

        2. tksensei profile image60
          tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          And not much else, it seems.

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            If you're looking for a fight you're wasting your time.
            I never fight with dogs.
            Too small for me lol

            1. tksensei profile image60
              tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Wasn't talking to you. Keep your shirt on.

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            AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You seem like a very narrow-minded person who only believes you are right and no one else is right. You have an obvious case of narcissism.

            1. tksensei profile image60
              tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Gee, thanks doc. I'll give that diagnosis all the consideration it deserves.

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                AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Alright. You use sarcasm as a defense mechanism. You either have a very low self esteem, or one that's completely flying up the roof. You are obviously very bitter, and you are, like I said an obvious, text book example of a narcissist. Seriously, you push everyone away if you keep doing this.

                And for the record, calling me a "doc" doesn't make you the smart ass you think you are, I am a psychiatrist so you were quite right about that one.

                1. tksensei profile image60
                  tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Keep guessing, doc.

                  ...roll

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                    AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    I think I got you. You're speechless.

                  2. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Neither of the two.
                    Just a poor guy.

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              Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              thats funny. Doesn't everybody think they are right? And if you belive your right, well...not everybody can be right? right? does anybody go around saying.."Im worng!!"

              1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
                Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I'm loving you for that response.  Nice check for the quack!  wink

            3. Beyond-Politics profile image85
              Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Oooooooh...I see it now.  I just visited your page, and you have a posting entitled "The Ultimate Guide To Oral Sex."  You CAN'T be objective in the discussion. You have a personal stake in defending your positions...I'm kicking myself for not having seen the obvious before now.  Nice deflection though, labeling me narcissistic.  wink

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                AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I wasn't labelling you a narcissist. I was labelling the dog.

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          reeltaulkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lmao-- you are letting them have it today aren't you

    4. Mim.A. profile image56
      Mim.A.posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I demand you go to the local strip club, champagne room specifically and throw few hundred bucks it will change your entire conclusion about oral sex, and I am only mentioning  the club because someone at home isn't doing a good job! sad

    5. starme77 profile image76
      starme77posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think , really weather people enjoy oral sex or not is something that is none of anyone elses business and should be kept for the dating site for people to ask each other so they know weather or not they would enjoy the same things or not, but for hubpages , naw

    6. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It is a 'replusive' act? You must be brain-dead. What do you think is the #1 thing on the minds of men? Duh!

      Most men, that's all they really want is a woman who can give it and give it good. Usually, the best technique is a winner.

      Your study or learning of people and their beliefs, view or habits? I say you need to learn more.

      Have a great day!

      lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

    7. wsp2469 profile image61
      wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oral sex? yes please

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      A Texanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Uhhhhhhhhhhh, maybe you should....nevermind

    9. Pr0metheus profile image59
      Pr0metheusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I love oral sex... except after mexican food with hot sauce.... I learned that lesson first hand recently.... bad times sad

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        cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        omgsh yikes big_smile

        spicy...
        http://i48.tinypic.com/ndxfs.jpg

    10. bettynewberry profile image59
      bettynewberryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Repulsive??? No way jose'. Oral sex is intimate and exciting and well hmmm......apparently not right for you. Just as I do not care for anal sex, many do.
      Don't knock oral sex just cause YOU don't like it.
      To me oral sex is the more special form of love you can share with another person. It is not like a dog who licks himself as part of a grooming ritual. Most humans use soap and water to bath themselves, not their tongue. I know when I make love to my husband with my mouth he is in total bliss, and I am saying to him that I love him and want to share this very personal/pleasurable experience with him. Just as when he licks and sucks on me he is showing me how much he wishes to please me.
      You do not have to like it or ever wana do it. God gave us free will to make these kind of decisions. Are you about the only guy who finds it distasteful??? Well I could say yep pretty much.

    11. adamareangere profile image76
      adamareangereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Although this discussion is hilariously entertaining, I'll answer your question to my best ability, Beyond-Politics. Your opinion is one several hold, though personally not by myself. I can certainly understand where you are coming from, why would someone want to put their mouth on something where urine comes out, or next to where we crap? If you think of it that way, then yes it is gross.

      However, for me, I LOVE oral sex--giving and receiving. But, if the person is not clean, hygienic in anyway, then by no means am I going down there...or even letting them touch me sexually. But when both partners are clean and healthy, oral can be a great expression of feelings and pleasure. I think I enjoy giving because I know the person receiving is enjoying it immensely. I may not always be up for doing it, or it may be uncomfortable but I get joy out of his pleasure ... giving oral is more of a selfless act then one would think. Which may be another reason why so many couples are more than happy to give each other that stimulation.

      1. THE LIP profile image60
        THE LIPposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        If you find oral sex sooo repulsive then U shud give up consuming honey 2.!!!

    12. sooner than later profile image57
      sooner than laterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I've been observing you observing people.

    13. Kensey profile image57
      Kenseyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think that sex is a beautiful thing depending on your intentions for doing it. When You make love to someone that you truly love it shouldn't matter how you do it. It just matters what your willing to do to please your partner.

    14. Bovine Currency profile image61
      Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Is this a joke?

      1. Adopt-a-Dog profile image69
        Adopt-a-Dogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        At least somebody beside me thought it was funny! I got company.

        1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
          Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          History is full of examples where the individual was right and the masses were wrong.  I'm not saying that this is one of those times, but it IS something to consider (and the notion that "If it feels good we should do it" does not negate this fact).  You'd be amazed at how much hell we can eliminate from our lives if we gave in to thinking more and our impulses less...just ask Tiger Woods.  wink

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            Poppa Bluesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            So if you are repulsed by something don't do it! Just because you are repulsed by an act of intimacy, don't expect history to prove your feelings right or wrong.  Being an introvert you may not understand the feelings associated with love. When you love someone, you actually want what is best for them. You have a strong desire to give them pleasure, and to bring them happiness. In times of intimacy, one usually isn't thinking about what repulses themselves, but one acts and reacts to the signals of their partner. Can one give pleasure to another without oral stimulation? Yes, I'm sure you can and if your lover loves you they would never expect you to do something to them that you find repulsive. What's right for you may not be right for someone else, this is simply a matter of taste (pardon the pun) or preference!

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              Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              lol lol the funniest thing I have read today!!!!! No really, thanks so much for a very needed laugh!!!

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                Poppa Bluesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                It's a joy to pleasure you! wink

            2. Beyond-Politics profile image85
              Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              True, but then most people don't know the difference between what they truly "like" and what they've been socialized to "like" and accept.

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                cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                oog, too early to think about such things. anyway, BP, i think you've made your point and no one's going to listen, unless of course you start some sort of cult called CAOS (Church Against Oral Sex) or something. wink yikes big_smile

                1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
                  Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  LOLOLOL.  True...people believe what they want, not what they think.  wink

                2. Beyond-Politics profile image85
                  Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Someone once told me a long time ago that, "No matter what a person believes, they can always justify their bullsh*t."  Sooooo true.  LOL

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                    Poppa Bluesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Well since none of us can know what's in your heart, how do we know your aren't doing exactly that?

                  2. Adopt-a-Dog profile image69
                    Adopt-a-Dogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    I why do i always feel like quoting you against yourself.

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                Poppa Bluesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I don't buy that at all! Cuturally we are exposed to what our society deems "acceptable" and we are influenced by that, but we all know what we like and don't like! Do you really think people that eat brocolli only eat it and like it because society tells them to? Then why doesn't everybody like it?

      2. Beyond-Politics profile image85
        Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Not a joke.  Believe it or not, not everyone allows himself/herself to be socialized in such a way as to embrace what the masses consider "normal" behavior.  Some of us are simply more self-possessed than others.  wink

        1. Bovine Currency profile image61
          Bovine Currencyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          hey champ, take a closer look, I am hardly a socialised member of the norm.

    15. shazwellyn profile image45
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ORAL SEX = talking (or oral) sex.  Are you not talking sex?  Then, does that mean you think you are repulsive? lol!!!

    16. caravalhophoto profile image58
      caravalhophotoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I didn't read all the posts, but have to imagine why the question?
      I love oral sex when it is spoken correctly...can't say that i've always had stimulating conversation, but when speaking, it is for my pleasure and that of my partner, no other reason to partake if it wasn't.
      Do I find it repulsive?  No...I'm guessing maybe you've had some lousy conversation or dirty mouths and that's why you don't care for it?...hummmmm hmm

    17. seyiari profile image59
      seyiariposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you are right bro. oral sex ia an animalistic behavior.

      1. Sa Toya profile image75
        Sa Toyaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        We are animals-the highest of all animal life.
        I do not find oral sex repulsive at all. I did when I was younger, I just didn't get it, I'm older now and I'm down (no pun intended!)

        I'm a virgin so I haven't but I think the issue maybe that people have lowered the act of sex. It has become just a 'thing' to do when it should be more.

        To me it is an expression of love and I see know reason why your mouth can't show some love too.

        1. pay2cEM profile image77
          pay2cEMposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I whole-heartedly agree with Sa Toya. It's an expression of love, and if pleasure happens to come along for the ride....more the better!

          1. Sa Toya profile image75
            Sa Toyaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Exactly! I can't wait till I get the ball rolling...and not just orally I might add

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      sarah dawkinsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I have to assume that as you are so repulsed by oral sex that you have never tried it.  If you have never tried it, how can you know that it is so repulsive?  What is wrong with wanting to pleasure ourselves/others this way?  It is all part of being human, experimentation.

      Might I suggest that you get outside of your introversion and pay a prostitute (who doesn't know you from Adam - no pun intended - looking at earlier posts) for oral sex, then comment on it.  You might be pleasantly surprized. 

      Do you masturbate?  If so, do you think that is ok to do?  Why? why not?  You need to look deeper into yourself and find the reason (possibly an incident) that made you feel so repulsed by people pleasuring each other by performing oral sex.

      I hope you find some resolution to your problem, you are missing out on so much.

      x

    19. Bredavies profile image79
      Bredaviesposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      you are my hero.

    20. wesleyacarter profile image52
      wesleyacarterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      you should get off the high horse man. you are not a better man because you don't like it. Stop trying to impress the few females who don't like it.

      the "sensitive" type, right?

    21. danielthorne profile image39
      danielthorneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No, there are a bunch of them out there...

    22. Ben Evans profile image75
      Ben Evansposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I beleive that you and your partner are the only ones  who matter when it comes to  how you want to practice sex.

      I tend to think that your repulsion of oral sex is actually not as uncommon as you may think.  There are many men and women who do not practice it.  Listen to the complaints from both sides.  Some may say they are repulsed by it and others will say they dont want to do it and others will do nothing and just give it.  If you talk to many friends and their spouses, I think you will find that it is not practiced as often as it seems to be popularized.

      I think it is politically correct to give oral sex but i do disagree that it is uncommon not to give it.

      With that said I think that often when we consider what we like or dont like, we dont take our partner into consideration.  It is all about ourselves and not about our partner.  This is the what often drives the sexual part of the relationship into the doldrums.  I beleive that sex is not just a act.  I beleive that it is spiritual and it is a way of expressing deep love.

      I know that you are now saying what a load of bs.  I am not chastising you and like I said it is betweent you and your partner.

      As far as frequency of performing oral sex, you are not very far from the norm because most people dont go down as much as mainstream may seem to indicate.

    23. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I haven't taken a survey on the subject, but I would have to say yes, you are in the minority (which is perfectly fine, of course.. to each his and her own)

      Some might argue (I included), that it is the greatest gift to mankind that nature has given us (but then again I am an oversexed 40 year old man with who spends way to much time on the internet)


      http://beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lips.jpg

    24. THE LIP profile image60
      THE LIPposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You must be the second known person in America who can actually give himself a blowjob and even then you complain.Maybe U shud try doing the same thing on a woman or even a man if ur inclined in that direction rather than going down on urself.Am sure Ur views about oral sex shall change.Though all said and done my curiousity gets the better of me and thus I must ask how exactly do you manage to go down on urself and give urself head?

    25. gramon1 profile image78
      gramon1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      When I was part of the academic world I was constantly surprised by the inability most academitians (professors, researchers, and students alike) have to understand reality.  They theorized, isolated, removed from reality, and made their conclussion. I was out there, in the field, inside the most complex situations that involve human suffering. Then, I would read the same books they read and the same research papers they write and read. However, I would always interpreted them differently. The difference was that I had a good dosage of reality influencing me. Don't just stay out there looking at reality as what "normal" people do. Be there and feel it from the inside. That will give a different perspective. You are trying to be academic about life!

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      Contriceposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Oral sex is a preference.  If you do not like to do it or receive it then that's your right.  Just understand the most women enjoy oral sex (especially the receiving end) so keep an open mind in your relationship.

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    AdviceDoctorposted 8 years ago

    Oral Sex is a beautiful, amazing thing. It's one of the most pleasures two people can share.

    And for the record, you don't poop through your genitals.

    1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
      Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      True, but it seems that most people cannot think beyond their desire for physical pleasure OR their emotions...it seems if it were meant for us to engage in oral sex, our genitals would either be on our faces, or our mouths would be where our genitals would be (then again, I'm not a religious person, so such logic would imply the reality of a sentient Creator/God).  wink

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        AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

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        1. tksensei profile image60
          tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yes we were.

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            AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            No we weren't.

            1. tksensei profile image60
              tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Yes we were. Don't be scared of it, you can still believe in evolution.

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                AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Alright, you have your opinions and I have mine. Let's agree to disagree. No hard feelings smile

                1. tksensei profile image60
                  tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  NO.

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                    AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    You're stubborn.

              2. Uzdawi profile image73
                Uzdawiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                No we weren´t, but
                Everyone Has A Right To Believe What They Want

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              sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Yes we were!

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            weblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            TK, like you usually ask: IS THIS RELIGION FORUM? lol

            1. tksensei profile image60
              tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I didn't bring it up.

          3. Beyond-Politics profile image85
            Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            If you believe that, how about a hypothetical question about oral sex.  If Jesus were married, do you think HE would pleasure HIS wife via oral sex?

            1. tksensei profile image60
              tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              He wasn't married.

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                AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                That's probably why he said IF Jesus WERE married. IF Jesus HAD been married, do you think he'd engage in oral sex?

                1. tksensei profile image60
                  tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  If Jesus had been a baseball player would he have gone for a sacrifice bunt everytime?




                  ........

                  1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
                    Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    LOL. Typical Christian...I pose a simple HYPOTHETICAL question and you dance all around the answer, trying to avoid looking like a hypocrite.  Let me ask again, since you think there is nothing wrong with oral sex, do you think Jesus would have engaged in oral sex IF he had a wife?  Would anyone else like to answer the question please?

            2. Stimp profile image76
              Stimpposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I'm guessing you don't feel it so repulsive when you are the receiver.  You seem to be referring to just providing orally to a female.  Don't be thinkin' your undercarriage is any more appealing than a woman's.

              1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
                Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                A predictable assumption....its just as repulsive no matter who's in what position

            3. Himitsu Shugisha profile image78
              Himitsu Shugishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              You know, I think this very question is what spawned the, "What would Jesus Do," movement. smile

      2. cheaptrick profile image71
        cheaptrickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Some peoples genitals ARE on there faces.I know a guy with a Nose you wouldnt believe.
        Oral sex is indispensible and neccecery to express our selves sexualy,just the other day my buddy and I saw a super hot dame in a store,so we went right up to her and told her all the things we could DO for her,she of course called a cop which just shows to go you that oral sex can be dangerous as well.
        I cant believe that people are taking this post seriously...

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          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!

        2. dejajolie profile image57
          dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol, luv it!!!!

      3. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        People are creative. And what is wrong with thinking about their physical pleasure and emotion? Isn't that the idea of sex in general? (and if you say its only for procreation... I think I'll scream)

      4. G Miah profile image80
        G Miahposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, i agree with you there, imagine men walking around with dxxks on their heads, and women with a clxxxxis as their nose!

        1. AdsenseStrategies profile image75
          AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          And you were not meant to be able to see properly, so you shouldn't have those things on your face -- very silly logic. Unless of course you were being tongue in cheek, but then your tongue was never meant to be in your cheek

          1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
            Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            "Silly logic?"  Ok, how about THIS...try thinking past your emotions and base desires if you want to get closer to ascertaining what truth is.

      5. readytoescape profile image60
        readytoescapeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        While I am sure we do not know why the creator decided to put a recreational facility right next to a waste disposal plant, it is an engineering and architectural trait followed and approved of by many municipalities.

        Certainly there must be some reason, for besides installing the plumbing he also installed a sensory perception and distribution center of a highly evolved nature to convey communication on both sites and provided each with dual function.

        Go Figure.

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      blackorchidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

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    Poppa Bluesposted 8 years ago

    I thought oral sex was when you just talk about it!

    1. weblog profile image56
      weblogposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    2. fishtiger58 profile image78
      fishtiger58posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL oh that was good!!

    3. dingdong profile image60
      dingdongposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Really?! wink

    4. Himitsu Shugisha profile image78
      Himitsu Shugishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, best reply by far.

    5. itcoll profile image61
      itcollposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hee hee.that was very clever.

  4. ragnaworks profile image58
    ragnaworksposted 8 years ago

    It is based on individual preference. There is no universal consensus regarding sexual practices.

    1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
      Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you.  At last...someone interjects some sanity and reason into the conversation.  I would shake your hand if I could. wink

      1. dejajolie profile image57
        dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        So knowing this, then why start the thread by insulting the act and therefore the people who do it. You have your likes and dislikes like everyone else. I am not judging, just feel sorry for whoever you date.

        1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
          Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          If anything, you are proving me right...most people CANNOT think past their emotions or their desires.  You don't have to feel sorry for whomever I "date;" If anything, I feel sorry for anyone who cannot open their minds to the possibility that THEIR perspective of reality may be wrong and another's perspective may be right.   
          There is a quote that goes, "Hell is the impossibility of reason."  I hope you have some form of absolution to liberate you from that hell.  wink

          1. dejajolie profile image57
            dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            What?!? Well you also need to do More research as there are a percentage of women who cannot climax through intercourse so that leaves oral or manual and therefore this being a Neccessary act. You say you agree with the "ragnaworks" that basically 'to each their own' yet you are saying for those who do they are discusting, etc.... you are contradicting yourself. No amount of quotes will prove your point. You don't like it fine I'm sure you will find someone who feels the same, sort of like finding a needle in a haystack!

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              lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              GO GIRL!  I like your style thanks big_smile

              1. dejajolie profile image57
                dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                i like yours!

  5. habee profile image95
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Anything between two consenting, freshly showered adults is cool with me. I'm sure I'm in the minority of women, however, in that I'm not really into the receiving end - but I totally love giving. I think this traces back to when I was 16. I had an older boyfriend, but I wanted to keep my virginity. He taught me to do the other instead.

    I'm sure some readers are thinking, "TMI!" I'm pretty much an open book. I don't generally start topics like this, but if I'm asked, I tell the truth. Sorry if I offended anyone. We are all adults here, aren't we?

    1. tksensei profile image60
      tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wow, you must be extremely popular!

  6. habee profile image95
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    I'm a Christian, and I'll answer the question: yes, he would. I see nothing sinful in oral sex. I believe God created the human body to be beautiful and enticing. Have you ever read much of Psalms? Some of them are pretty erotic.

  7. carolina muscle profile image74
    carolina muscleposted 8 years ago

    I have no problem with oral sex.
    The problem I have is with aural sex.
    How can anybody stick somethin that big in someones ear?
    Well, I never.

    :-D

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol
      maybe it isnt big?

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

  8. tksensei profile image60
    tksenseiposted 8 years ago

    Let me jump to the end of this thread and say a few of y'all seem to need a bj like there's no tomorrow.

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      AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Let me respond to you by saying you need sex too, and you need therapy.

      1. tksensei profile image60
        tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        All set, thanks.

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          AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I have an office in Alabama if you're ever nearby, just drop in..

          1. tksensei profile image60
            tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Or I could just flush some money down the toilet. Same thing. Thanks for the offer though.

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              AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              OH OH OH! Is that a shot at my profession?

              Explain a little better, please.

    2. frogdropping profile image87
      frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      *laughing*

      And whilst sex is important, it's not the only thing that keeps a marriage going. Communication is also a cool tool.

      To the OP - I get you. That's your opinion and you give a valid enough reason.

      What's up guys? He only asked what other's thought. No biggie. How come/why does everything drop into religion before a threasd is off the first page? Sheesh hmm

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        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        no kidding. sheesh is a good word.

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          bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          For the record, I never bring in religion in until the thread is weel into it's third page.

          1. frogdropping profile image87
            frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Good Munster. Top of the clas tongue

  9. Beyond-Politics profile image85
    Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years ago

    My mother always told me, "You get what you pay for."  Since I didn't pay for you "diagnosis," I'll take it for what it's worth.  wink

    1. tksensei profile image60
      tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, think about that one...

  10. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    OK kiddies, Stop fighting ! lol lol

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      NO!! I just got my popcorn!!
      smile

  11. Beyond-Politics profile image85
    Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years ago

    This is pathetic...I ask a simple question, and the mental midgets pop out the woodwork with labels rather than answers.  Can I pick a topic, or can I pick a topic?  LOLOL

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      OK I asked you something earlier. Will you respond ?

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hate to break it to you guy, but it happens ALL THE TIME
      any topic will do...

    3. habee profile image95
      habeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Are you referring to me? I didn't label anyone, and I answered your hypothetical question.

      I see nothing wrong with oral sex, but if someone doesn't enjoy it or finds it repulsive, I see nothing wrong with that, either. When it somes to sex, there's no such thing as "normal." Each to his/her own.

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        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I dont think hes talking to you..its a whole other thing...TK and the Dr...

  12. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    What thing didn't you like about it ?

  13. habee profile image95
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    BTW, Carolina, love the "aural sex" thing! Then there's the "annual sex," which you only have once a year.

  14. profile image0
    bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

    What's wrong with getting a blowie or chowing some beaver?  It is a glorious thing!  Everyone wins with this one!

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LMFAO!!!!! I wonderd where you were all this time!!!

      1. profile image0
        bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I've been trying to get some work done over here.

    2. adamareangere profile image76
      adamareangereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ok ... well I love oral, but ew to your choice of word usage!

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    Poppa Bluesposted 8 years ago

    Are you opposed to kissing as well?

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      bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Deleted

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        Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        you prude....

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          Poppa Bluesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I was thinking the same thing! LOL

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          bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I don't care if she spits or swallows, but I'm not in to the whole snowballing thing though

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            Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            what a champ!!
            lol

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              bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I do what I can.

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    bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

    Has anyone every made a chic squirt from giving her oral?

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Legs straight up for me.

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes !! I'm sure you like that !
      lol

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        ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hello tantrum and good morning. Are you shaved? LOL

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Always ready ! lol

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Woot! I need to shave and shower first and brush me teeth and tongue.

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      have a mint wink

      1. profile image0
        ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I hate mint except in Julip. LOL

        1. profile image0
          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          how about cinnamon?

  19. habee profile image95
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    I knew you'd show up here, Charlie! How are ya, dear?

    Blood - I thought it was called "snow blowing"??

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      bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Snowballing, Snow blowing, call it what you will, but I'm still not into it

    2. profile image0
      ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good morning Habee. I sent you an email and it was returned. Must retry.

  20. habee profile image95
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Please let me know if it's returned again, Charlie. Our internet carrier has just re-vamped the system, and I'm not sure it's working properly. I know I'm not getting all my emails through HP. Did you send it directly to me or through HP??

  21. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    I think the 'doctor' is kidding ! lol

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      hmmmmm

      ill be back....

  22. fierycj profile image77
    fierycjposted 8 years ago

    Geez!

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      HAHAHHAH!!! Told ya things are wierd....

    2. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      So, what do you think ?

  23. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    cheaptrick needs a banana in its mouth.

    1. cheaptrick profile image71
      cheaptrickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'm not an it and your humor sucks.Your implying that I should shut up.
      YOU GOT IT BRO.

  24. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 8 years ago

    ORAL SEX is absoultey nice, but do we need a forum for this?

  25. tksensei profile image60
    tksenseiposted 8 years ago

    ................... roll

  26. profile image0
    Leta Sposted 8 years ago

    Brilliant commentary, indeed. 

    Now, someone here reminds me of the Shoebox Hallmark card, to quote:  "And EVEN I laughed."

    Points if anyone can tell me who and why--and catch the actual tone of this comment.

  27. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    HE'S A FAKE DOCTOR  !

    It's only for fun ! lol

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ya think?!
      lol

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

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    bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

    I've got a question for the good doctor.  Is salad tossing and feltching considered oral sex, and if so, will the combination of the two keep my marrage strong?

  29. Beyond-Politics profile image85
    Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years ago

    Thank you Reeltaulk.  Its obvious that as a "doctor," he lacks the ability to think outside his own beliefs.  While its true two consenting adults can agree to engage in oral sex, its simply not for everyone.  Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to try everything to know if you "like it" or not...I haven't skydived, cliff-jumped, drag-raced, scuba-dived, or a host of other things...not because "I'm afraid I will like it," but because they don't interest me and its a safe be to say that I wont like them.  "Don't knock it if you haven't tried it" is a weak simplistic justification for people who want others to see things the way THEY see them. Most Americans engage in behaviors that we know aren't good for us, but we do them anyway because we like them in the short-term and cannot think in the long-term past our emotions, feelings, or senses...we eat the wrong foods, do drugs, engage in reckless sports, etc., that dont hurt us immediately, but have long term effects...why is it beyond the realm of possibility that oral sex could be just another questionable behavior that we engage in that we like, but is not good for us?

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      of course you dont have to do everything that exists, i personaly know several people who feel the same as you. but its pointless to try and change someones mind, you wont change yours, they wont change theirs.
      oh yeah, sorry im sure you said it already, but why do you think its harmful?

      1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
        Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I think you misunderstood slightly.  I'm not saying that oral sex is harmful...my overall point was to get people to consider that maybe oral sex--a behavior that everyone seems to think as "normal"--could be considered yet another in a long line of behaviors and self-decisions that we make as adults that maybe we should question. We do a great many things...its just funny that we accept them at face value as "normal behavior" just because everyone see it that way.  I've never been one to "go along to get along."  Blind conformity without questioning merit is just as repulsive to me. wink

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      reeltaulkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You are so right, people love to engage, but when it comes to dealing with the after math all hell breaks loose, or someone else has to get involved so that the burden wouldnt be so heavy.  I know exactly what you are saying, people consider your mentality boring or corny, but when you don't experience the hardships that may experience they look at you like you think you are better than everybody else or that you think you are special......please get a grip!

      1. wsp2469 profile image61
        wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Y'all really are getting too much into this.
        By the way, it's hard for people to argue against undocumented generalizations. 
        I think someone should ask a doctor about whether or not oral sex is not good for people.  Discuss it with a medical doctor.  Some people will have more time than I to piss away arguing about this and they just might ask for some facts to back up all the generalizations.
        Me?  I'd rather be writing hubs.  So far though, none of the medical professionals I associate with say that <snipped - watch the adult language> will give you cancer.
        I'm also unclear how oral sex caused you hardships.  Too much attention on this if you ask me . . . and you did.

        1. Mrs.Nita profile image61
          Mrs.Nitaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Actually, I was watching the news a few weeks ago, and they were talking about how now more and more women are developing oral cancer.  The reason for oral cancer is due to "oral" sex because of the virus HPV.  So see there u have it, oral sex does cause cancer and women should be aware of any lesions in their mouths and if you should find any;immediately go to the doctor.

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            sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I'm sorry to hear that! Was your treatment successful?

            1. Mrs.Nita profile image61
              Mrs.Nitaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              i dn't have oral cancer i was just letting u know.

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                sneakorocksolidposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Good! I'm glad you take the right precautions.smile

          2. wsp2469 profile image61
            wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Okay, I am not a medical professional but the gist of what I hear is that oral sex in and of itself will not give you cancer if you follow me.

  30. Mim.A. profile image56
    Mim.A.posted 8 years ago

    How bad could it actualy be? It's the only act that hasn't changed in centuries as if evolution will not dare get close to it because it's sooooo enjoyable when it's done "the wrong way".

    1. Beyond-Politics profile image85
      Beyond-Politicsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Quite possible.  But then again, it WAS considered sodomy in the United States up until the last years of the last century, and therefore illegal.  That being the case, it stands to reason that if it was illegal, everyone was not doing it.

  31. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    oral sex is a necessity like food and water lol seriously though, it is, look it up

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      Lucky13agogoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Deleted

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol  lol  lol  big_smile

        1. starme77 profile image76
          starme77posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          ha ha lol like good one

      2. dejajolie profile image57
        dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LMBO

  32. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    I'm thirsty-anybody else thirsty?

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    2. caranoelle profile image84
      caranoelleposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Parched.  And getting thirstier the more I read.

  33. wsp2469 profile image61
    wsp2469posted 8 years ago

    i think the idea is to shower thoroughly first
    i personally put my tongue in places other men never would!

    1. Cagsil profile image61
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      TMI lol lol lol lol lol

      1. wsp2469 profile image61
        wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        sorry but i like all the parts n places

    2. dejajolie profile image57
      dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!~

      1. wsp2469 profile image61
        wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well, I DO, honestly.
        ya don't think women date me just because I have a big . . . ya know . . .?

  34. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    toothpick-anybody got a toothpick?

    1. profile image0
      lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      piece of floss even?

  35. Cagsil profile image61
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Piece of floss?

    How about an appointment to see a dentist? lol lol

  36. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    toothbrush?

  37. frogdropping profile image87
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    Why don't we do one of those 'really tedious links'? You know, where you somehow manage to link two very random subjects or people.

    I know ... why don't we make a link between Jesus and Oral Sex.

    I'll make a start: Jesus is the son of God, God is the Creator of all things, things are random objects, an object can be something you possess, to possess someone is to thought of as jealous, zzzzzzzzzz ... I see we've already made the link.

  38. profile image0
    Denno66posted 8 years ago

    I like the color green. big_smile

    1. frogdropping profile image87
      frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Me too. It's good to be green. In fact in this day and age ... the greener you are the better the world is.

      Or some such wink

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I like green too big_smile

        1. frogdropping profile image87
          frogdroppingposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Let's save the Earth. Let's all become frogs. What a great idea smile

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          Denno66posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You are correct big_smile

  39. KCC Big Country profile image90
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    The way I see it, life is a buffet, an all-you-can-eat buffet.  Belly up to the bar and getcha some of everything you want, but don't worry about what everyone else is eating.  There's no need to eat something you don't want to eat and don't worry if I eat my share of what you don't like.

    1. dejajolie profile image57
      dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol, SO TRUE!

  40. K Partin profile image61
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Better to receive than give?.........oh oh wrong thread sorry yikes

  41. profile image0
    shinujohn2008posted 8 years ago

    Oral pleasure is safe if the couples are hygiene.

  42. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Why was this question even asked?  I can never understand people's curiousity about others' sexual behaviors!  It's none of your business and a complete waste of time and I had to say it!  the fact that you care what other people are doing sexually makes you kind of creepy, in my book!

  43. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    lol

  44. profile image0
    cosetteposted 8 years ago

    hello you smile

    i'm going to hit the sack now. have a great night!

  45. wsp2469 profile image61
    wsp2469posted 8 years ago

    You'd have to be crazy to pay 320 bucks!  Sorry, but that is way too much to pay for one hour!

    1. profile image0
      AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      50 minutes. And it's not so much compared to the service you're getting. You're getting someone to sit down with you, listen to your problem once - 3 times a week and getting advice from someone who has a degree in advicing people and has studied the human soul and all human behavior his whole career. I mean, it's a very low price to pay. But on the other hand, I wouldn't lower it... It paid for my kitchen and my Mercedes smile

      1. adamareangere profile image76
        adamareangereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm trying to be impartial but geez ... it sounds like you're in it more for money then to help others. No wonder I avoid therapists like the plague.

        1. profile image0
          AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I love helping people. The pay is just a sweet bonus.

      2. wsp2469 profile image61
        wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry.  320 an hour is too much to pay.
        As far as your Mercedes goes . . . you really should buy American . . . assuming you are an American, of course.

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          AdviceDoctorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Well, yeah. I am American. Ford does no longer make decent cars. I would like a Dodge Charger. And Chevy is just not appropriate enough for Alabama.

          1. wsp2469 profile image61
            wsp2469posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            What about GM?  Saturn?  I'm not sure I understand why no one drives a Chevy in Alabama.

  46. Adopt-a-Dog profile image69
    Adopt-a-Dogposted 8 years ago

    Did I hear someone say "dog" ?

    And I may let off my English Mastiff on you if you call dogs' grooming habits "Oral Sex".

  47. profile image0
    cosetteposted 8 years ago

    haha!!! big_smile

    i think everyone could agree that that is disgusting, even if they never tried it.

    1. AdsenseStrategies profile image75
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I did know someone that tried it. I am not sure he should have been locked away for it, however (which he was, which is how I knew about it). I will never tell a friend of mine that I always confuse him for that guy, too (well, maybe I will -- it would be interesting to see his reaction)

      1. profile image0
        cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        :x

        i wouldn't tell him. he might go 'hmm, why do i remind him of that guy who romanced a schnauzer' (or whatever it was). neutral

        1. AdsenseStrategies profile image75
          AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Cow. It's pretty rural around here...

          On the same topic, is your emoticon a bunny rabbit without ears? Weren't you the one boiling your rabbit for soup? Is that why he has no ears?
          Yours,
          Curious

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            cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            =:^O

            you just made my hair stand on end. that's just awful sad

            to answer your question, it is a queasy emoticon

            :x <---see how he is pursing his lips like 'i just threw up in my mouth a little'?

            1. AdsenseStrategies profile image75
              AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              That's truly disappointing; I thought it was a kiss

  48. Richieb799 profile image75
    Richieb799posted 8 years ago

    Its not really the same as a dog licking its own behind is it? that would be ass to mouth, which is gross.

    1. AdsenseStrategies profile image75
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Are you saying there's a *second* kind I don't know about! wink

      1. Richieb799 profile image75
        Richieb799posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        apparently wink

        anyway, Its a strange comparison he made because its not like you doing it to yourself either, i miss my last girlfriend wink new one won't do it, so I won't do it for her.

        1. AdsenseStrategies profile image75
          AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Wrong tactic. Lead the way. And wait (you can always give up again if it doesn't work) (Is this becoming a locker room here, jeez!)

  49. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    why do i keep getting drawn to this thread lol  ????????????

    1. Richieb799 profile image75
      Richieb799posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yous just naughty thats why wink

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol

    2. adamareangere profile image76
      adamareangereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because the boys are entertaining :-D

    3. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  50. bojanglesk8 profile image59
    bojanglesk8posted 8 years ago

    yes u are a very strange man

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