Is smoking marijuana while masturbating a sin?

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years ago

   If you smoke marijuana, masturbate, and occasionaly indulge in homosexuality, are you pretty much headed straight to H. E. double hockey sticks?  I'd really like some answers ASAP please.

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      Béla Mongyiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You're throwing sand out of the pit.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         No man, I'm serious.  I just came home from the doctor....I may have to repent real fast!!!

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      Capable Womanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Why do you need these answers ASAP, Ron? Are the sheep starting to question you on some of your recent behavior?
      
      Scottish version of the Rolling Stones "Hey You, Get off of My Cloud":
      
      "Hey McCloud, Get off of my Ewe"!
      
      

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         VERRRRRRRRRy Funny

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            RKHenryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I have no opinion.  I just wanted to pop in a say great subject matter.

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         RooBeeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Hahahahahaha I'm sorry. Not touching religious topics at this time - sarcastic, serious, or otherwise.. but had to peek in given the topic and am now rofl thanks to that one. You r very funny CW!

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It just gets better and better. LOL. 
      
      Okay the TRUTH!  If you are smoking pot, you may be too lazy to play the fiddle, if you indulged in butt sex while smoking jane, then it was prolly a bet and if you believe in Hell while receiving an all natural enema, while yanking willy wilson and thinking about the hot girl next door... God would say, Son, you are confused.  Forgive him, he knows not what he does. lol

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         Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Sandra, you're brilliant!!   

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You gotta be kidding me.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         No, I'm not.  I've been looking for a relevant bible verse, but it seems the topic isn't covered.  How the F*** am I supposed to know right from wrong when there is no bible verse to help me?

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            fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Ahh, I see.

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      Laughing Momposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You DO like to stir the pot, don't you, Ron?

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         Occasionally

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      nazishnasimposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It's called multi-tasking.

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         Artisan Walkerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         It's only a sin if you're religious -- in which case EVERYTHING fun is a sin.  If this is the case, go for gold, make it worth your trip to hell.

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            Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I think you forgot you're supposedly an angel! The avatar!

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               Artisan Walkerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               Phoenix.  Yours is the (degenerate) angel!

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                  Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Yeah right, phoenix... and i'd rather call mine radical

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      HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Two out of the three may get me to the big "O", but my mother has always said I was Satan's child..... 

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         fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         I cant believe everyone ignored that! Your mother for heaven's sake! Gawd!

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      nebraska66posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      You never know...these may be pre-requisites to getting into heaven.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         If so, it sets up an interesting dilemna for some hubbers.

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

   THIS THREAD IS BRILLIANT ISN'T IT.....

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   fierycjposted 9 years ago

   Why're you always picking on me, old lady. So far I've been respectful cos you're old and all. But seriously, chill Old lady.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'm missing something. Did UW get clipped?

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         Uninvited Writerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         I deleted it myself...I've been bad and was told off...

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            I like bad girls
            Gotta go now, something just came up.

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

   That is bullying actually, and he does get bullied a lot, and you should know better.......... He does not always do himself a favour, but there is no need for it at all........

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      Uninvited Writerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sorry, I deleted that comment. Even though I hardly consider that to be bullying.

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         fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         c'mon old lady, you're always picking on me. I really dont mind the rest. Half the time I ask for it. I confess. But you, I've never had any beefs with you. What's that all about?

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

   she has apologised now so leave it alone....  you're a great hubber, dont let people get to ya

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      fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      yes, ma'am. You always know how to get me, Bren. Lol.

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   Cris Aposted 9 years ago

   I'm not sure if it's a sin, but it's definitely a talent!

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

   bullying or masturbating......

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      Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      let's stick to the question shall we? smoking marijuana while masturbating is a talent in multi-tasking

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         There are electronic accoutrements available to make each task easier, however there is no combo unit available to do both.

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            Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            LOL then that should make my point valid that doing both at the same time is indeed talent - or a specialized skill

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               And enjoyable, thus it must be a sin.

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                  Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Then I pity those who sin not

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         Jewelsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         It is multi-tasking in overindulging.  I mean really, the weed mustn't be very good if you have to masturbate as well.  Then again?

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            Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Or another sin is at play - greed!

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               Jewelsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               So you're not allowed to have too much of a good thing?  Not fair.

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                  Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Rules are rules! And who said it's ever fair?

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

   well i would not know, enlighten me......

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      Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I would if I multi-task. But I don't do two things at the same time

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      Capable Womanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      And therein lies the problem! Good night and God bless!

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         \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

         I admit I have led a very sheltered life, but I am learning on here big time..... may take my angel cloak of too. x

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            blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Aww Brenda you are coming bungee jumping with me next time.

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               \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

               Why not and build up to other things slowly...

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                  blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Yes then will go up step up into something a little trickier, we are climbing Mt Everest LMAO....we need to start gathering supplies..you are coming with us too Cindy.

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                     \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                     Brilliant can anyone come......

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   viryaboposted 9 years ago

   Oh boy! What a topic. Im out of here. Trying to make some money.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    are you an angel too...........

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       No, he's a stoner/wanker.

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       Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       But mine's just a costume, if you zoom in you'll see the wing straps 'round my shoulders.
       
       Catch up with you later - bedtime!
       
       @Ron - thanks for putting it subtly! LOL

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    bye for now, yes I can see now it is a costume, so it will  come off,,,,,,, never really suited you........

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    raiderfanposted 9 years ago

    when I am stoned I can eat a slice of pizza and masturbate at the same time. I know about gluttony and how it is one of the seven deadly sins but I can't help it when I have the munchies.

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Did you save me a piece Raider...?

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I can fix that for you Raider....let me know when the urge arises again and M.M, J.J and I will tie your kadooles to the post again

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    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    Depends on whether you are a frigid midget with a rigid digit.

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Are you making fun of "little" people?

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          blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Oh Ron now read the title of this Hub....this is not the insulting one where I liked to go #@@@@@%%##@ at you LMAO. My lips are sealed haha.

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Which means you can only take part in one of the activities.

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                blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                No I am versatile lol. To answer your question before I have nothing against little fellas,why are you little?.

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                   Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                   No, but us big guys are sometimes inclined to jump to the defense of the little fellers.

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                      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                      Lol I think short,tall, thin,wide all great, lol I was quoting a little phrase I learned a few years ago to say to your fella when he is being unreasonable, honest Ron the little guys are safe,look at Tom Cruise he is very short, apparently in some of his movies and Slyvester Stallone they dug out a ditch for the leading lady to walk in to boost the actors height to hers, that is a lot of trouble if you ask me

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                         Ron Montgomeryposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                         It is a catchy phrase.

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                            blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                            Lol yes, I think I once said it to Sufi when he did not buy me any prawns. Sufi if you are listening what is going on with the shrimp situation

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    mayhmongposted 9 years ago

    I really don't know what to say about this as a sin or something. But Raiderfan and BP, keep up with the blogging!

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       hey May :0

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    Tom Cornettposted 9 years ago

    You'll shoot you joint out (of your mouth) kid!

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Who are you talking to Tom? This is all rather confusing.

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    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    It is best to masturbate while smoking. Good head can be hard to find.

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Haha Earnest oooo I had to laugh at that one and here is me thinking you were a righteous man !!! Oh alas and alack!

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          earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Righteous...maybe sexless....not yet!

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             blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Come into thine  BP and Cindy's house and we shall set you free.

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    It depends on which hand you hold your joint with, and whether or not you dispose of the waste properly.  Littering is a sin.

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha Cindy you tell em...

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    But if you go to confession, say three hail Mary's you'll even be forgiven for littering.

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    So Earnest, you are a sexy righteous man?

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    WhiteDude Joeposted 9 years ago

    If smokin' some chronic and masturbating is a sin, I am in deep trouble. good thing I ain't catholic, I'd have a million hail mary prayers to do.

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Might just be easier to hail a Mary from across the road, Joe!

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       WhiteDude Joeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I'll say, I betta start workin out!

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          fierycjposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Hail a Mary...that stuff is funny.

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             blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Lol it is

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          blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Gidday bud.

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Hey Blonde, so you reckon a woman can smoke weed while masturbating or is this hub sexist and aimed only at guys?

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I could manage that,.... I have not tried it but I have eaten an apple before and things worked out....

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Hey Cris, isn't the radical the part of a root?

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       Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       I'm not sure, what do you think?

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    thought you would have been de robed this a.m. or is it p.m. in the Philipines...

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       Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       It's early PM Bren, what time do you have in Ireland?

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          \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          it is 11.38 a.m.  cleaning today my dad is coming over from England have not seen him for ages, cant wait.... just thought i would tell the world that!!!!!!

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             Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Or at least tell me! Haha Glad your day is gonna be good. The sun just set here, so i'm in the gloaming

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             blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             Oh that is fantastic wowee you must be over the moon

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                \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                I am because, since my mum died he has not been doing much we are all kinda getting over it now..... He is a difficult character, but he is 78 and I love him, it is nice to have a dad... when you are a grandma yourself...

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          blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          hey CrisA you are looking so angelic this evening

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             Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             I always have BP, you just haven't noticed till now. Btw, you haven't responded to the thread about your 300 fans have you?

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                blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Omg is there one omg woo hooo I never knew I was trapped here in this masturbation racket ohhh how exciting I wonder who did it

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Hold on Blonde, am just going to quickly try if it works with chocolate substituted for weed.  I might be gone a wee while.

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha peace be with you...see u soon...I want a full report of this exercise...

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    pouring with rain as usual here, what else???????
    
      Listening to Yusuf Islam, that man rocks.... well maybe not literally, but he can sure write songs... and strum his guitar and sing....

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       Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Cool! Both the rain and Yusuf. Um, new songs? Or his old stuff?

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          \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          new stuff..... brill.......... getting his c.d. tomorrow.  There are lovely pictures of him with U.2...GOING TO SEE U.2. soon

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             Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

             U2?! How cool is that!

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    OMIGOD, chocolate while lipreading is better than weed.

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    It is just about as cool as it gets.  My brother in law does some work for THE EDGE, so we have got seats with celebs,  cannot wait...My daughter goes to see Oasis next week, everyone is coming to Ireland yipeeeeeee

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       Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       And Oasis too?! I envy your life

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          \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          I am telling you, and a seagull on the roof top...

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Yeah Cris, some people are just plain greedy and want every sensory experience imaginable.  How about, smoking weed, eating chocolate and masturbating?

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       Cris Aposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       LOL that sounds like the express way to hell

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    I might have to become a nun so that I can go to confession a lot.

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    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    Hey guys I have returned  my buttocks are driving me crazy did I miss anything? Will go read. A nun Cindy, ROFL, what do you mean like the flying nun?

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       earnestshubposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       i thought nuns got none.

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          blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          yea Cindy now that is a good point

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    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    Oh god hang on I need a buttock stroll will be right back..I will go grab a pillow, I wish I had a big ass then this seat would not dig in so much. Back in tic.

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Oh no, nuns cycle around a lot with missing bicycle seats.  Blonde, go over to the chocolate while masturbating thread.

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Sugar confuse a blonde why don't you, I thought that is where I am, isn't this the masturbation with chocolate page? Carn the crows and shoot the cow you guys are uprooting all over the place. What are you all travelling Gypsies?

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       Amanda Severnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Especially over cobbled streets apparently.

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    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Blonde, we moved the chocolate to a thread of it's own as we felt it was important.

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       blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       WHERRRRRRREEEE WHAT IS IT CALLED ROFL...hold on I will just grab a coke and readjust to gain my perspective back one min

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    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    Where is the chocolate thing? I can't find it....grrrr.  fair dinkum...no chocolate stories in there I just checked...send Willie Wonker to get me he will know the way...

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    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Is it true what they say, all humor has some truth to it?

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    marisuewritesposted 9 years ago

    only if you're driving...

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    turbobb4posted 9 years ago

    LOL,
    
    I smile every time I visit this theard

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