a religious joke

hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha......wait, words don't do it justice....

If you want to pull it out, by all means post a new thread.

It might be a dull conversation, though if not many people have read the book ...

Jenny

Have you heard about the dyslexic agnostic suffering from insomnia?

He was up all night contemplating the existence of DOG.

Speaking of religious jokes, here is one:

Very Funny Religious Joke



And here is some poetry to rival Vogon poetry (the second worst in the universe)

The Third Worst Poetry in the Universe

Mohit, stop being such a jerk.  Enlightened people don't behave the way you do.

I think I had enough of his arrogant posts. I suggest we just ignore him from now on. I will.

Insulting everyone you come across who tries to plainly speak to you is not uplifting humanity.

It's being a jerk.

You know, for a guy whose sole purpose in being on Hubpages is to sell poetry that looks like a grade schooler wrote it, you sure are a pompous jerk.

I'm chilled, just ask Mark or Misha.  They've seen me bust a cork at spammers with the nerve to come back and justify their words.

Seriously, you're only on Hubpages to promote your book and try and get it sold.  That's pretty cruddy in my book.

You still seem pompous and self-absorbed. 

Okay, I'll buy the book you're shamelessly promoting.  Would you consider that a "recognition of the truth?"

Just a question.. I got an email the other day from a Mrs. Abeleia Misra wanting to split 40,000,000 USD with me if I came to some place to sign as her late husband's next of kin.  Is this lady related to you?

And you, Mohit, are a spammer.   Are you the Director of Indian International Spam Relations?

LOL

Mohit, you're not very observant.

I have about half a dozen poems published here on Hubpages.  I have earned awards for my poetry from three different websites, as well as one live poetry reading contest. 

You're just posting stuff from your ebook.

Why would I be jealous of you?  Other than your obvious obliviousness to your own shameless self-promotion, the only thing you've done is toot your own horn and show rankings on a website with so few visitors it doesn't even have an Alexa rank narrowed down to a very specific category.

Hardly anything to be jealous about, realistically speaking.

LOL!!!

I didn't have to "look" anything up.  I don't care that a site with less traffic than most privately owned blogs ranked your book of poems number one.  It likely did so because your book is spammed about enough that it got more traffic than the established and world-renowned poets also featured on the site.

Didn't you say something about being homeless and trying to make a living off your book?  If so, how is it you're on the computer all day long?

You don't read English that well, so I'll give you a break, but cripes you're self-absorbed.

Are you trying to get someone out there to say "Oh yes, Mohit is the most awesome poet ever?"

Someone who isn't related to or friends with you?

Keep trying.

Well I ranked his poetry number 3

The third worst poetry in the Universe

This competes with Vogon poetry

For the third place slot.

"Vogon poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, but the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. The absolute worst poetry was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. Luckily it was destroyed when the earth was."


And here is a classic example of Vogon poetry:

"Oh freddled gruntbuggling,
Thy nacturations are to me
As plurdled grabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my footing turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly binglewurgles,
For otherwise, I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!"

Is it just me, or is there some disturbing similarities?

Except for the lack of rhyming? Which is a good thing.

LOLOLOL! That's hilarious!!! I so have to email that to my friends! LOL!