What is Satan's last name?

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   boyatdelhiposted 13 years ago

   What is Satan's last name?

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Claus

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      lady_love158posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Obama!

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         Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         
         
         Okay, am I the only one who found that funny?  I guess so.

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            kdupreeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            No, you are not alone. I really, really laugh at it.....haha

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         bolt1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I'm Surprised lady_love158 would say Obama and not Bush, must be the wmd's believer. Talking about being blind Stevie wonder and my 3 year old grandaughter could've seen that.

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      Titen-Sxullposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Bartholomeo-Jones, he has a hyphenated name thanks to his second wife.

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      Khatpandwaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Obama, if you really wanna know

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Are you asking about Satan's maiden name... or the one she took after she married Mr. Palin?

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      pylos26posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Bush.

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      bolt1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Satan is his last name, his first name is Lucifer. Your Welcome, anytime.

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      The0NatureBoyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Satan's definition is "the opposer" and whenever anyone opposes any concept they are Satan and their last [family usually] name is Satan's.

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   Beck.

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   detectivejdposted 13 years ago

   Bush

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      Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Satan is his last name, Stupid is his first name.
      
      I hear it all the time from Christians, STUPID SATAN!!!!

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         Satyadeep Borahposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         Sounds logically true

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      ellahall2011posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hey detectivejd! I think you have hidden hatred of Bush..Why?

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   habeeposted 13 years ago

   I think it's "Godwin"...or maybe "Godlose" or "Godlost." lol

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   jomineposted 13 years ago

   May be god- as god is his father too!!!
   So Satan God

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   BunuBobuposted 13 years ago

   Satan doesn't have a last name because Satan is a "mononymous" person. He/She/It has only one name.

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      Penteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I agree totally!

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         BunuBobuposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I have changed my answer.
         I am sure Lord Voldemort (aka Tom Marvolo Riddle) is Satan's true name.
         Think about it!
         They are both fluent in Parseltongue...

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   paarsurreyposted 13 years ago

   Satan is not a reality; it depicts immoral human behavior.

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      Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'm pretty sure that he shares the same points of view and surname as someone else here.. "Whogivesashit!"

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   just_curiousposted 13 years ago

   Satan's last name can be ascertained by taking the first and last letters of all the words, in all the scriptures; the third vowel from the left of the first word in each of the New Testament books, correctly identifying the third vowel from the right in the early Hebrew scriptures; moving the last letter into the third position and deleting every fourth letter. At least, that's what I've read.
   
   I have been working on this for years. I can't guess the right vowels. I'll certainly share if I come up with the answer, but I have to wonder; why do you ask?

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      Motown2Chitownposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      So, that's the trick.  I've been trying for years to figure out the secret.  You're a bloody genius!  A genius, I say!

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         just_curiousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks.  I needed that.  The atheists keep calling me crazy.  I was beginning to doubt.

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            aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Don't ever be swayed by atheist judgments of you.
            
            There is NO intelligence outside atheism, you realise that, right?
            
            They are also self proclaimed psychologists, though they don't call themselves that.
            We'd all be committed to psyche wards if they had their way. 

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               just_curiousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I know, but I enjoy talking to them. It's fun to watch them flounder. I have to throw them a bone every once in a while to keep the conversation interesting. If I don't they get repetitive and boring.

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                  aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Where's the "LIKE" button when you need one??
                  

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                  Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Good answer!

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                     Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     The ordinary Serpent in the Garden of Eden was only later associated by Christians with the concept of Lucifer. Lucifer was renamed to Satan in Roman's. 
                     How people avoided from being stepped on or eaten by Dinosaurs back then, is beyond my imagination. The film documentary recorded called - The Flintstones, dose give atheists scientist a rightful good sense to have a bone to pick with religion

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                        just_curiousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        So, let me get this straight. It's religion's fault that Fred had to pedal his car with his feet? I don't think the church said he couldn't have an engine. I could be wrong.
                        
                        Are you saying it was  a Catholic conspiracy?
                        
                        Do not even think of blaming this on the Protestants. They're dealing with enough already.

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                           Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           I just do not imagine Adam and Eve riding around on dinosaurs.
                           
                           The Pisos and their relatives-created the environment of the Roman ... ghosts, demons and the devil/Satan ... ROMAN PISO Family wrote- The Born-Again Christians have Satan...

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                              Brenda Durhamposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              Say what?

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                                 Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 Satan is foreign to Jews, Torah first expressed a serpent does good as well as bad acts, (seems like me), but where did Satan first appear in a books? It’s said that a lawgiver and philosopher Piso thought it was a great idea to begin a new religion, Christianity that gives new moral laws to the Roman Empire.
                                 
                                 Pisos created the story and the characters; By being the puppeteer of Satan it was a genius in design to motivate people for fear that works stronger than love in order to control.

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                                    Brenda Durhamposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                    1Chronicles 21: 1:
                                    
                                    "And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel".
                                    
                                    Reading on, God was hugely angry with David; David was remorseful and put himself at the mercy of God; God gave him three choices of punishment; David chose the sword of the Lord instead of man's sword or famine; so the Lord sent pestilence that killed seventy thousand men of Israel. God showed mercy by not totally destroying Jerusalem. 
                                    That's how much God hates it when His people allow themselves to be swayed by Satan.
                                    
                                    Is that not part of the Torah?
                                    
                                    ....Are you saying the Jewish religion doesn't recognize Satan?
                                    
                                    That doesn't really make Biblical sense......
                                    
                                    I find nowhere in the Bible (both Old Testament and New) that Satan does "good" things.  And God has no sympathy for him, so neither should we.  He is the epitome of evil.  Jesus called him a liar, and the father of it, and a murderer "from the beginning".

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                                       Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                       Since Christianity goes by words you need to study your origin of those words, I prefer studding love and behaviors.
                                       The ordinary Serpent in the Garden of Eden was only later associated by Christians with the concept of Lucifer. Lucifer was renamed to Satan in Roman's.

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                              just_curiousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              Hey castle. Sounds like you're saying satan's italian. he should go home. I doubt anyone gave him a green card. I, for one, would never support his permanent residency.

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   aka-djposted 13 years ago

   It's not even his name!
   
   His name is/was Lucifer.
   
   satan simply means adversary, (or something like that).
   
   Most spirits mentioned in the Bible only have one name.

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      jomineposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Lucifer means Light bearer!!!
      How can that be Satan?

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         aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I thought I made it clear enough.
         
         His name was Lucifer.
         
         He fell from glory, and became an enemy of God.
         Hence..adversary (satan).

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            jomineposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Didn't god know satan would be an adversary?

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               aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I'd say probably.
               
               So, what's your point?
               That He could have chosen another path for humanity?
               
               Perhaps He could have. But we are not quite in a position to make that call.
               Perhaps one day He'll explain it to you!
               
               Oh, and me too.

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         Penteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Let's say that you wanted a tan. You would "Say Tan". The light bearer, Lucifer, would bring a bright light to get a tan. After a while people started to shorten "Say Tan" to just "Sa'tan" then finally to "Satan".

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      DoubleScorpionposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Lucifer means "light-bearer" (from the words lucem ferre). It was the name given to the dawn appearance of the planet Venus, which heralds daylight. (Wikipeda)
      
      As is found in Revelations...Jesus called himself the Bright Morning Star..I don't think he would like to be associated with Satan/Devil

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    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    "I have been working on this for years. I can't guess the right vowels. I'll certainly share if I come up with the answer, but I have to wonder; why do you ask?"
    
    - You have spent your LIFE doing This???
    
    WoW... Could you have used that time for becoming a great writer or become famous for exploring the science of The Genetic Imbalances within the Eastern Akabar Swivel-Necked Tapeworm... Estromius Wrigglebumius?
    
    Just Curious...

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    I told you people before that his full name is Mark Knowles Satan
    
    (until he starts to mentor me, that is)

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hello Greek one! Smeeinnit!

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          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Earnest!  There was a rumor going around (started by me) that you had become a monk and were in solitude somewhere in the Australian outback.
          
          How have you been... I was worried you had been swept away by the Australian floods

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ....ummmm....?????....

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    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    I thought Satan was a title or adjective - just a description because when one commits evil deeds (according to Christianity) they call you Satan??? Seducer??

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    boyatdelhiposted 13 years ago

    Any more names???  please share it with us

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    boyatdelhiposted 13 years ago

    What you think about the name "Anti Christ"

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    in our country he registered his surname as Ampatuan..

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    thedietviewposted 13 years ago

    devil

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    I think his surname is....
    
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    .....but I think thats the Dutch spelling?

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    I finally googled it.  Satan is the last name.  Beelzebub is the first name.  That's the answer, someone posted it somewhere and it made the Google search list.

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    "What is Satan's last name?"
    
    Delbert.

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    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Bush

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    Ana Louisposted 13 years ago

    Treating this as serious question -
    
    Satan as a common noun, means enemy or adversary.  As a proper noun, Satan means the chief of the fallen spirits, the grand adversay of God and man.  Satan has been called by these also; devil, accuser, Beelzebub, deceiver, the great dragon, the evil one, the father of lies, god of this world, murderer, the old serpent, prince of the powers of the air, the tempter, Lucifer
    
    Satan is not a first name, it is a title representing all or any of the above.
    
    Just as Christ in Not the last name of Jesus.

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       Castlepalomaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I thought it was Jesus Yahweh, What is God's Name?
       Oh my god, we don't know what we do.

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          bolt1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          This is one of the most funniest questions I have ever heard, because in reality we will never know. Why because it is not our place to know it is really a non issue, this is of a spiritual nature and we should all realize it has nothing to do with us. So don't waste to much time with answers, and as far as books and meanings in them they were written and invented by men with flaws and many thousands of years ago, who had not much power with literature is whom ever was ruling disapproved. Sorry Folks!!!!

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             boyatdelhiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Thanks for the reminder

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                kathleenaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                unless he can pay back what he has  taken from us his last name maters none his no funds in the bank

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    just_curiousposted 13 years ago

    Hey. It just occurred to me, we're all wasting time on this one. We should ask Satan's dad. He'd know the answer. Someone just needs to find Beelzedad so he can clear this up.

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    fundguruposted 13 years ago

    Seems like the US education system is not good. The word "Satan" is derived from the word Shaitan (Schaitan)in arab aš-Šaiṭān, which itself is derived from the verb schatana. This means to be departed or to be away, in religious context to be away from God. Therefore Satan is no name, but an attribute.
    
    Also the name Lucifer (Luzifer) is no name, it just means the Lightbringer.
    
    Generally in the bible the oldest form lets say of the evil existence is the snake in the garden of eden, Samael (Samuel).
    
    With view to the ending -ael, its the archangel Sam.
    
    And in the US it is somehow still used in evil context, just think of Uncle Sam who wants you to serve in the military. The 10 commandments clearly say you shall not kill, but Uncle Sam says do so.
    
    Nevertheless the idea of good and evil has its origin in the pretty early stage of garden eden. If you do some religious research then you will see that in hebrew science it is known that in the beginning Adam and Lilith were created.
    
    Lilith did not want to serve Adam and she mated with Samael. When Adam then was alone god created Eve and little later Samael betrayed as snake (not literally a snake) Adam and Eve and they were kicked out of Eden. 
    
    Lilith was not kicked out, but she later betrayed God to know his secrtets and power. So lets say Lilith and Samael are the sources of evil in spiritual context.
    
    Historically the descendants of Adam and Eve founded Egypt, Phoenecia, Greece etc. while Lilith counts as mother Godgess of the Sumerian and Babylonian culture.
    
    And this is why there were and still are so many wars versus them.
    
    The word hell then is derived from the Greek Goddess Hell-ena.
    
    She was very angry with Zeus(=Theus=Deus), because he mated with so many other women. The helleneistic culture was more brutal than even the spartian culture.
    
    Well and the idea of an underground world for the bad people has also partially its origin in Greece, they simply forced punished criminals and people to work as slaves in mines.

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       just_curiousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe the  worldwide educational system missed the lesson on humor.  I'm pretty sure this was started as a joke.

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       saltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thankyou. I have learnt from life that sometimes evil is the outcome of people percieved as good using their power to create evil in others so thay may control and use that others energy to their own end. Thus, I can understand lucifer as lightbearer, as often evil brings to light how society is failing and how to repair the damage.

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    optimus grimlockposted 13 years ago

    his full name is satan von english the fourth lol

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    saltposted 13 years ago

    what about Palin?
               could be some republican just mispelt it?
    
               satan,
               palin? UMmm I can imagine the typos.
    
    evil is live backwards, is that saying dont live or you will be evil?
    
    What is the term for words that  mirror each other?

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    billydee168posted 13 years ago

    Funny - Why would he/she/it need a last name?

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       wormdoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       How else would his mail reach him? There might be another Satan in Hell that it could accidentally get sent to.

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    wormdoposted 13 years ago

    McSatan.

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    paarsurreyposted 13 years ago

    What is Satan's last name?
    
    What interest you in his last name?

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    BunuBobuposted 13 years ago

    Why are we still discussing this??
    I told you people already, its Voldemort!
    
    Voldemort! I tell you.

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