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What is Satan's last name?

  1. boyatdelhi profile image43
    boyatdelhiposted 6 years ago

    What is Satan's last name?

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Claus

    2. lady_love158 profile image59
      lady_love158posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Obama!

      1. Flightkeeper profile image72
        Flightkeeperposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol

        Okay, am I the only one who found that funny?  I guess so.

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          kdupreeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          No, you are not alone. I really, really laugh at it.....haha

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        bolt1951posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I'm Surprised lady_love158 would say Obama and not Bush, must be the wmd's believer. Talking about being blind Stevie wonder and my 3 year old grandaughter could've seen that.

    3. Titen-Sxull profile image92
      Titen-Sxullposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Bartholomeo-Jones, he has a hyphenated name thanks to his second wife.

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      Khatpandwaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Obama, if you really wanna know

    5. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Are you asking about Satan's maiden name... or the one she took after she married Mr. Palin?

    6. pylos26 profile image76
      pylos26posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Bush.

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      bolt1951posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Satan is his last name, his first name is Lucifer. Your Welcome, anytime.

  2. Mighty Mom profile image87
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    Beck.

  3. detectivejd profile image55
    detectivejdposted 6 years ago

    Bush

    1. Castlepaloma profile image29
      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Satan is his last name, Stupid is his first name.

      I hear it all the time from Christians, STUPID SATAN!!!!

    2. ellahall2011 profile image58
      ellahall2011posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      hey detectivejd! I think you have hidden hatred of Bush..Why?

  4. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    I think it's "Godwin"...or maybe "Godlose" or "Godlost." lol

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    jomineposted 6 years ago

    May be god- as god is his father too!!!
    So Satan God

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    BunuBobuposted 6 years ago

    Satan doesn't have a last name because Satan is a "mononymous" person. He/She/It has only one name.

    1. Pente profile image84
      Penteposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I agree totally!

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        BunuBobuposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I have changed my answer.
        I am sure Lord Voldemort (aka Tom Marvolo Riddle) is Satan's true name.
        Think about it!
        They are both fluent in Parseltongue...

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    paarsurreyposted 6 years ago

    Satan is not a reality; it depicts immoral human behavior.

    1. Pearldiver profile image86
      Pearldiverposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I'm pretty sure that he shares the same points of view and surname as someone else here.. "Whogivesashit!"

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    just_curiousposted 6 years ago

    Satan's last name can be ascertained by taking the first and last letters of all the words, in all the scriptures; the third vowel from the left of the first word in each of the New Testament books, correctly identifying the third vowel from the right in the early Hebrew scriptures; moving the last letter into the third position and deleting every fourth letter. At least, that's what I've read.

    I have been working on this for years. I can't guess the right vowels. I'll certainly share if I come up with the answer, but I have to wonder; why do you ask?

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      Motown2Chitownposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      So, that's the trick.  I've been trying for years to figure out the secret.  You're a bloody genius!  A genius, I say! wink

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        just_curiousposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks.  I needed that.  The atheists keep calling me crazy.  I was beginning to doubt.

        1. aka-dj profile image78
          aka-djposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Don't ever be swayed by atheist judgments of you.

          There is NO intelligence outside atheism, you realise that, right?

          They are also self proclaimed psychologists, though they don't call themselves that.
          We'd all be committed to psyche wards if they had their way.  lol

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            just_curiousposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I know, but I enjoy talking to them. It's fun to watch them flounder. I have to throw them a bone every once in a while to keep the conversation interesting. If I don't they get repetitive and boring.

            1. aka-dj profile image78
              aka-djposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Where's the "LIKE" button when you need one??
              lol lol lol

            2. Flightkeeper profile image72
              Flightkeeperposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              Good answer!

              1. Castlepaloma profile image29
                Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                The ordinary Serpent in the Garden of Eden was only later associated by Christians with the concept of Lucifer. Lucifer was renamed to Satan in Roman's. 
                How people avoided from being stepped on or eaten by Dinosaurs back then, is beyond my imagination. The film documentary recorded called - The Flintstones, dose give atheists scientist a rightful good sense to have a bone to pick with religion

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                  just_curiousposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  So, let me get this straight. It's religion's fault that Fred had to pedal his car with his feet? I don't think the church said he couldn't have an engine. I could be wrong.

                  Are you saying it was  a Catholic conspiracy?

                  Do not even think of blaming this on the Protestants. They're dealing with enough already.

                  1. Castlepaloma profile image29
                    Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                    I just do not imagine Adam and Eve riding around on dinosaurs.

                    The Pisos and their relatives-created the environment of the Roman ... ghosts, demons and the devil/Satan ... ROMAN PISO Family wrote- The Born-Again Christians have Satan...

  9. aka-dj profile image78
    aka-djposted 6 years ago

    It's not even his name!

    His name is/was Lucifer.

    satan simply means adversary, (or something like that).

    Most spirits mentioned in the Bible only have one name.

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      jomineposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Lucifer means Light bearer!!!
      How can that be Satan?

      1. aka-dj profile image78
        aka-djposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I thought I made it clear enough.

        His name was Lucifer.

        He fell from glory, and became an enemy of God.
        Hence..adversary (satan). smile

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          jomineposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Didn't god know satan would be an adversary?

          1. aka-dj profile image78
            aka-djposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I'd say probably.

            So, what's your point?
            That He could have chosen another path for humanity?

            Perhaps He could have. But we are not quite in a position to make that call.
            Perhaps one day He'll explain it to you! hmm

            Oh, and me too. big_smile

      2. Pente profile image84
        Penteposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Let's say that you wanted a tan. You would "Say Tan". The light bearer, Lucifer, would bring a bright light to get a tan. After a while people started to shorten "Say Tan" to just "Sa'tan" then finally to "Satan".

    2. DoubleScorpion profile image84
      DoubleScorpionposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Lucifer means "light-bearer" (from the words lucem ferre). It was the name given to the dawn appearance of the planet Venus, which heralds daylight. (Wikipeda)

      As is found in Revelations...Jesus called himself the Bright Morning Star..I don't think he would like to be associated with Satan/Devil

  10. Pearldiver profile image86
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    "I have been working on this for years. I can't guess the right vowels. I'll certainly share if I come up with the answer, but I have to wonder; why do you ask?"

    - You have spent your LIFE doing This??? yikes

    WoW... Could you have used that time for becoming a great writer or become famous for exploring the science of The Genetic Imbalances within the Eastern Akabar Swivel-Necked Tapeworm... Estromius Wrigglebumius? hmm

    Just Curious... hmm

  11. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

    I told you people before that his full name is Mark Knowles Satan smile

    (until he starts to mentor me, that is)

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Hello Greek one! Smeeinnit!

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Earnest!  There was a rumor going around (started by me) that you had become a monk and were in solitude somewhere in the Australian outback.

        How have you been... I was worried you had been swept away by the Australian floods

  12. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ....ummmm....?????....

  13. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

    I thought Satan was a title or adjective - just a description because when one commits evil deeds (according to Christianity) they call you Satan??? Seducer??

  14. boyatdelhi profile image43
    boyatdelhiposted 6 years ago

    Any more names???  please share it with us

  15. boyatdelhi profile image43
    boyatdelhiposted 6 years ago

    What you think about the name "Anti Christ"

  16. Extinct Soul profile image59
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    in our country he registered his surname as Ampatuan..

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    thedietviewposted 6 years ago

    devil

  18. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

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    .....but I think thats the Dutch spelling?

  19. Flightkeeper profile image72
    Flightkeeperposted 6 years ago

    I finally googled it.  Satan is the last name.  Beelzebub is the first name.  That's the answer, someone posted it somewhere and it made the Google search list.

  20. paradigmsearch profile image87
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    "What is Satan's last name?"

    Delbert.

  21. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

    Bush sad

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    Ana Louisposted 6 years ago

    Treating this as serious question -

    Satan as a common noun, means enemy or adversary.  As a proper noun, Satan means the chief of the fallen spirits, the grand adversay of God and man.  Satan has been called by these also; devil, accuser, Beelzebub, deceiver, the great dragon, the evil one, the father of lies, god of this world, murderer, the old serpent, prince of the powers of the air, the tempter, Lucifer

    Satan is not a first name, it is a title representing all or any of the above.

    Just as Christ in Not the last name of Jesus.

    1. Castlepaloma profile image29
      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I thought it was Jesus Yahweh, What is God's Name?
      Oh my god, we don't know what we do.

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        bolt1951posted 6 years agoin reply to this

        This is one of the most funniest questions I have ever heard, because in reality we will never know. Why because it is not our place to know it is really a non issue, this is of a spiritual nature and we should all realize it has nothing to do with us. So don't waste to much time with answers, and as far as books and meanings in them they were written and invented by men with flaws and many thousands of years ago, who had not much power with literature is whom ever was ruling disapproved. Sorry Folks!!!!

        1. boyatdelhi profile image43
          boyatdelhiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks for the reminder

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            kathleenaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            unless he can pay back what he has  taken from us his last name maters none his no funds in the bank

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    just_curiousposted 6 years ago

    Hey. It just occurred to me, we're all wasting time on this one. We should ask Satan's dad. He'd know the answer. Someone just needs to find Beelzedad so he can clear this up.

  24. fundguru profile image60
    fundguruposted 6 years ago

    Seems like the US education system is not good. The word "Satan" is derived from the word Shaitan (Schaitan)in arab aš-Šaiṭān, which itself is derived from the verb schatana. This means to be departed or to be away, in religious context to be away from God. Therefore Satan is no name, but an attribute.

    Also the name Lucifer (Luzifer) is no name, it just means the Lightbringer.

    Generally in the bible the oldest form lets say of the evil existence is the snake in the garden of eden, Samael (Samuel).

    With view to the ending -ael, its the archangel Sam.

    And in the US it is somehow still used in evil context, just think of Uncle Sam who wants you to serve in the military. The 10 commandments clearly say you shall not kill, but Uncle Sam says do so.

    Nevertheless the idea of good and evil has its origin in the pretty early stage of garden eden. If you do some religious research then you will see that in hebrew science it is known that in the beginning Adam and Lilith were created.

    Lilith did not want to serve Adam and she mated with Samael. When Adam then was alone god created Eve and little later Samael betrayed as snake (not literally a snake) Adam and Eve and they were kicked out of Eden. 

    Lilith was not kicked out, but she later betrayed God to know his secrtets and power. So lets say Lilith and Samael are the sources of evil in spiritual context.

    Historically the descendants of Adam and Eve founded Egypt, Phoenecia, Greece etc. while Lilith counts as mother Godgess of the Sumerian and Babylonian culture.

    And this is why there were and still are so many wars versus them.

    The word hell then is derived from the Greek Goddess Hell-ena.

    She was very angry with Zeus(=Theus=Deus), because he mated with so many other women. The helleneistic culture was more brutal than even the spartian culture.

    Well and the idea of an underground world for the bad people has also partially its origin in Greece, they simply forced punished criminals and people to work as slaves in mines.

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      just_curiousposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol Maybe the  worldwide educational system missed the lesson on humor.  I'm pretty sure this was started as a joke.

    2. salt profile image60
      saltposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Thankyou. I have learnt from life that sometimes evil is the outcome of people percieved as good using their power to create evil in others so thay may control and use that others energy to their own end. Thus, I can understand lucifer as lightbearer, as often evil brings to light how society is failing and how to repair the damage.

  25. optimus grimlock profile image53
    optimus grimlockposted 6 years ago

    his full name is satan von english the fourth lol

  26. salt profile image60
    saltposted 6 years ago

    what about Palin?
               could be some republican just mispelt it?

               satan,
               palin? UMmm I can imagine the typos.

    evil is live backwards, is that saying dont live or you will be evil?

    What is the term for words that  mirror each other?

  27. billydee168 profile image58
    billydee168posted 6 years ago

    Funny - Why would he/she/it need a last name?

    1. wormdo profile image58
      wormdoposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      How else would his mail reach him? There might be another Satan in Hell that it could accidentally get sent to.

  28. wormdo profile image58
    wormdoposted 6 years ago

    McSatan.

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    paarsurreyposted 6 years ago

    What is Satan's last name?

    What interest you in his last name?

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    BunuBobuposted 6 years ago

    Why are we still discussing this??
    I told you people already, its Voldemort!

    Voldemort! I tell you.

 
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