Is earnestshub in fact, Satan!?!?!
Even if one disregards the obvious physical similarities, the other 'coincidences' are too much to ignore.
I am not saying that earnestshub IS Satan, mind you, just wondering out loud what you all are thinking.
Case in point.. Satan is from Hell (or 'down below') where it is very hot.
Earnesthub is from Australia (or 'down below'), where is is often very hot.
Satan makes life miserable for human beings.
The Bee Gees (from Australia), made life very miserable for all of us.
Satan puts people in fires to burn forever
Earnestshub puts "shrimp on the barbie" to burn until they are ready to eat.
I think the evidence is pretty conclusive.That's going to take a long time considering there are not even 600 people who come to the forums or even know Earnest.
But, good luck with trying though. 
No future
Hey where is Earnest??
Aussie aussie aussie.....My soul? I seem to have mislaid it.
Where have you been cheeky
Was beginning to think you had reverted to your pre-human form @ earnest your soul is next to the paprika and rosemary.
Shrimp,mussles,oysters
Soul food brother
Hahaha
Of course he is. He can't hide that evil twinkle in his eyes.
No!
I don't think so. lolo!
The pic of Satan is man made, nobody knows what he really looks like. - Emile Rposted 13 years ago
0 It must be true.
This is the only religion thread ever created that Earnest wasn't instantly a part of.
You must have scared him off!
Brenda asked me to post her absentee ballot.- Home Girlposted 13 years ago0
- Home Girlposted 13 years ago0
I am, I confess, don't burn me! I am a witch, a Kadafi's spy,a religious fanatic,a hidden terrorist, I am making bombs in my closet at night. I am not me at all, I have 5 personalities and we are all split.
I think your on to something...GO
There surely must be a connection between any Country that the "Bee Gees" would have originated from...and Satan. It's practically an 'iron-clad' theory based on that fact alone...
However...there is also Olivia Newton John to think about...
Ha...Good Point! (I always thought Olivia looked great in a pair of roller skates...!
)
And where is Earnest in all this? Bring in the man in question already!! I hold to the opinion that it is Ronald Alvis McDonald that is in fact Satan. Think about it. He has crazy red hair, invites children to sit on his lap, has not aged since his first public apperance and you can't trust a clown that wants you to grab his nuggets.......................
Hey! You callin MY Satan Sexy? You best back up off him, he's only got horns for me!
- Motown2Chitownposted 13 years ago0
Earnest has one thing going for him that proves beyond any doubt that he's not Satan...He never lies. Since Satan is the great deceiver, and Earnest, I believe, is fundamentally incapable of dishonesty, they are in no way one and the same.
I say NO! I couldn't agree more, Jason. Earnest is indeed quite a kind and decent man.
- ahorsebackposted 13 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago0
yes, thank god!
I can't say I see even the slightest resemblance. (
) (Earnest has a much friendlier face than Satan.)
Besides... I don't think any of us has ever seen Earnest do this:
I dedicate this poem "Who Created your God"
to earnestshub,The "Jolly good devil ")
A God conceived
Who gives men
the organs for sensual pleasures
but promises the fires of hell
if not used within the strictest
of moral persuasion
Who gives men
the gift of sight
but refuses to be seen
Then solemnly vow to burn
all those who do not believe in him
Who created the Devil
and a place called Hell
For he knew beforehand
that there would be sinners
and he needed a place
to damn their souls for all eternity
Such an unsavory character
does he really exist
or is he merely a figment
of our masochistic imagination
The Devil in stark contrast
seems like a jolly good fellow
earthly pleasures
for your delightful taking
no guilt-ridden feelings
or burden to carry
To all proselytizers,
rumor spreading preachers
whose pockets are bulging
with all that moolah
Beware! The worms
and not salvation awaits you
Noooooooooo
Earnest is way too sexy,good and kind to ever have any title with 'devil' in it.
Mind you what he does dowununder is anyones guess -hehe
My lips are sealed.oh boi! quite a resemblance..I am not talking about physical feature either. Satan comes in many shapes and forms. Be careful..lol
I don't know...
could he be...
SATAN?
- kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago0
It's certainly hot enough down here today, I vote Yes (sorry Earnest)
No doubt about it.
Earnest is a handsome devil!- kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago0
Am not. I'm YOU.
You talkin' to me? Er,I mean, him?
You have all been very naughty!
I like that.Go to Hell
OK I'm convinced. You can do all my PR from now on Kiwi.
Oh you say that now.........
So while Im saying grace ,youre gonna be revving up that Harley huh?Harley???????????????????????????????????????????????????
A tractor with two wheels?????
Not bloomin likely!
People make real motorcycles ya know!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More likely a Suzuki Hayabusa with a system on it.
Ya know how to go around a corner on a Harley?
When you get to the corner, you stop, jack it up and change direction.Struck a chord there I see
Well ya gotta know Im surrounded (seems that way) by Harleys! why many popular eating places even have regular 'bike nights' specials etc for the local yokels.
Some of them are very very nice looking -the bikes I mean.
(I don't think Japanese made things are um well respected here)..
But isnt it Italian bikes that are the creme de la creme in the bike world..Ducati?
Oh hell gimme a Mazda anyday (Im strictly a A-Z kinda girl)The Ducati has had a few moments when it was top cocky, but none of them can stay with the Japanese product Kiwi. The only thing that made Ducati quick was an Aussie rider, who now runs rings around the duc on a Honda.
Australia has the Harley set as well, many of them are lawyers from the inner suburbs who just don't know anything about bikes (or anything else for that matter) other than how to chaser ambulances.
The American public collectively hire people to change light bulbs!
How else could you sell them a farm implement and call it a "motorcycle"
Ah, another telling clue!
So I guess being a snake lover would be a bit of a give-away?
I went back through a few posts just now, and see I have not even been missed by myself!
Cagsil, EG, Randy, Hollie, et al have done a formidable job of keeping the loonies in their boxes, and our mild mannered believers have belted the daylights out of the fundies without even being asked.
In fact, if it continues on like this I will be as obsolete as religion! Perhaps, but not as a thread, this is really entertaining.
Isn't it, tho!
I had to check the header twice to make sure I was in the right place.
Who knew religion forums could be so thought-provoking ...and fun!Greek one is a laugh a minute!
I think he would enjoy that a little more than he should!
In the Bible Satan was a handsome, so I do have to say Earnest you could be. mmmmmmmm... just kidding.
Handsome you are, Satan you are not. Well thank you.
I am a bit of a devil at times though.
Hey Earnest
We had beer and pickled eggs earlier!
Hey Cags!
- kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago0
Earnest I'm so confused again
*sigh*-
Glad to hear it Kimberly! Where would we be without it?
That is generous of you Paara.
I am not the fallen one!
I may be hanging off the bottom of the planet, but I have strong fingernails.
I can hang on for ages!
Please see the high quality graphical evidence below.
that's good...did you draw that E?...
Yes, believe it or not, I crafted that on my own!
Well, a little help from a 6 year old, but I'm taking the credit for it!Thank you.
It's the attention to detail that does it every time.
- klarawieckposted 13 years ago0
Quite right Klara!
I live in paradise right now. Good weather, good economy.
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