That's going to take a long time considering there are not even 600 people who come to the forums or even know Earnest. But, good luck with trying though.
The Bee Gees (the brothers Gibb) originally came from the Isle of Man but spent most of the younger lives in Chorlon, Manchester UK.
The word Satan comes from the Hebrew and simply means adversary or accuser - and it was somtimes used in a purely legal sense: as in defence and PROSECUTION.
The lake of fire: Gehenna, was a rubbish tip on the outskirts of biblical Jerusalem which burned continuously.
The idea of Hell was nicked by Christians from the Greek concepts of Hades (realm of the dead) and the Pit of Tartarus (mentioned by St Paul) where the storm demons (another Greek idea) were imprisoned.
But I do agree with you about the Bee Gees; they were bleedin' awful.
Well I believe that the word 'satan' is derived from a Hebrew word which means 'one who opposes'. Now Ernest does oppose 'those that believe' in the forums, so perhaps he is. And you never see them both in the same place at the sane time.
Earnest and myself(if you were referencing me) are sometimes on the forums, even the same thread at the same time. Even with that said- I live in America and Earnest lives in Australia. There are times where we cross paths even with time differences.
Your OP is very convincing. I say yes the evidence is overwhelming. Not that there's anything wrong with being Satan, mind you; but yes. He may be Satan.
On one hand the similarities are almost overwhelming.
On the other hand, earnest (as an atheist) does not believe in the Big Guy or the Horny Guy...
So if he is Satan, he likely suffers from chronic low self esteem that derives from not believing that he exists.
Can Satan have low self-esteem? I thought he was supposed to be prideful and arrogent... which admittedly occasionally sounds like Earnest... but I'm pretty sure that Earnest believes that Earnest exists... hence, likely not Satan.
Now we just have to burn him on a stake! You see, how easy it is to condemn a man. That's why inquisition was so profitable for centures. In Spain it was ended only in 1834! Can you imagine that? A whole institution that could catch you, condemn and torture you legally, call you 'witch' and 'satan', make you suffer till you die, or make you to confess and burn or kill you and then possess your property if you have one and then go and pray to your omnipotent 'merciful' God after that.
I am, I confess, don't burn me! I am a witch, a Kadafi's spy,a religious fanatic,a hidden terrorist, I am making bombs in my closet at night. I am not me at all, I have 5 personalities and we are all split.
I just took the photos and ran a similarity scan on then on my CIA computer. 94,5% similarity. That's called significant. So yes, according to us, he and Satan are the same person.
And there's another clue. I'm pretty sure Ernest used to go to Church, but pride got the better of him and he fell out, (cast out? Who knows eh!) Sounds a bit like another story about a beardy one. Coincidence? Mmmmm.
There surely must be a connection between any Country that the "Bee Gees" would have originated from...and Satan. It's practically an 'iron-clad' theory based on that fact alone...
However...there is also Olivia Newton John to think about...
And where is Earnest in all this? Bring in the man in question already!! I hold to the opinion that it is Ronald Alvis McDonald that is in fact Satan. Think about it. He has crazy red hair, invites children to sit on his lap, has not aged since his first public apperance and you can't trust a clown that wants you to grab his nuggets.......................
Watchit, Melissa! You mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park! lol. Don't you know nuttin' 'bout us southern rednecks?? West Virginny ain't got nuttin' on us South GA gals!
Earnest has one thing going for him that proves beyond any doubt that he's not Satan...He never lies. Since Satan is the great deceiver, and Earnest, I believe, is fundamentally incapable of dishonesty, they are in no way one and the same.
The resemblance is striking and a few weeks ago I might have gone along with this theory. But I think there is a soft exterior beneath that menacing visage and tough talk. I've seen him take other deep thinkers under his tutelage. Is this a ploy to convert them to evil? Possibly, but it just seems so thinly veiled, not like something the Master of Lies would come up with.
I think Earnest is one of the origional and the last of the Bee gees , So he IS the one with the high pitched voice ! Hah ! "Know what I mean Earnest?"
I dedicate this poem "Who Created your God" to earnestshub,The "Jolly good devil " )
A God conceived
Who gives men the organs for sensual pleasures but promises the fires of hell if not used within the strictest of moral persuasion
Who gives men the gift of sight but refuses to be seen Then solemnly vow to burn all those who do not believe in him
Who created the Devil and a place called Hell For he knew beforehand that there would be sinners and he needed a place to damn their souls for all eternity
Such an unsavory character does he really exist or is he merely a figment of our masochistic imagination
The Devil in stark contrast seems like a jolly good fellow earthly pleasures for your delightful taking no guilt-ridden feelings or burden to carry
To all proselytizers, rumor spreading preachers whose pockets are bulging with all that moolah Beware! The worms and not salvation awaits you
Satan will be highly insulted to learn you believe he is really Earnest. Satan is the Prince of Wrath and derogatory comparisons do not please him at all. I would be careful if I was you.
Why are we talking about him as if he's not here? Hmm. How do we know he's not masquerading as Greek One to divert attention?? Sneaky cheeky Satan/Earnest.
Well ya gotta know Im surrounded (seems that way) by Harleys! why many popular eating places even have regular 'bike nights' specials etc for the local yokels.
Some of them are very very nice looking -the bikes I mean.
(I don't think Japanese made things are um well respected here)..
But isnt it Italian bikes that are the creme de la creme in the bike world..Ducati?
Oh hell gimme a Mazda anyday (Im strictly a A-Z kinda girl)
The Ducati has had a few moments when it was top cocky, but none of them can stay with the Japanese product Kiwi. The only thing that made Ducati quick was an Aussie rider, who now runs rings around the duc on a Honda.
Australia has the Harley set as well, many of them are lawyers from the inner suburbs who just don't know anything about bikes (or anything else for that matter) other than how to chaser ambulances.
The American public collectively hire people to change light bulbs!
How else could you sell them a farm implement and call it a "motorcycle"
I went back through a few posts just now, and see I have not even been missed by myself!
Cagsil, EG, Randy, Hollie, et al have done a formidable job of keeping the loonies in their boxes, and our mild mannered believers have belted the daylights out of the fundies without even being asked. In fact, if it continues on like this I will be as obsolete as religion!
Isn't it, tho! I had to check the header twice to make sure I was in the right place. Who knew religion forums could be so thought-provoking ...and fun!
Sorry, but my in-laws have repeatedly and assuredly confirmed that I am indeed Satan. In fact, they call me "bitch-devil-woman". So, I don't know where this imposter comes from, but they do know everything so....
Another clue. Hanging upside down, a desire to invert things, to head in the opposite direction to the truth which is straight up. Upside down/opposite/ANTI !!?? Yeah Satan likes to be ANTI...... The plot thickens......
One witness just said on the news that she saw it and at first thought it was the moon travelling across the sky at high speed!She said her heart is still pounding.
"Clemmons, the man suspected of gunning down four police officers at a coffee shop on Sunday, had been charged with assaulting a police officer and raping a child, and investigators in the sex case said he was motivated by visions that he was Jesus Christ and that the world was on the verge of...
Hello Earnestshub?Do you find yourself annoying or are you just going through the changes in live.There is a cure,My friend.There is a cure.Relax,Meditate.breath and you will be just fine.Take a Laxtitive,Breath and you will find that people will love you and care for your comments on such...
For those of you missing earnest recently, his family posted this status to his Facebook page on 10/27/2011."Our much loved father/Grandfather Ernest John Langmaid passed away unexpectedly and peacefully in his sleep sometime last night. He was in his own bed, at home with 5 of his...
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