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Rumour about me..

  1. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    I have noticed that most people have to have rumours and scandals associated with them here in the forum..

    To add charachter (apart from my spelling/dyslexia) I would like to be assigned a rumour and some significant scandals..

    Feel free with whatever you like, PG13 though..

    Off for my nightly walk along the seafront, hope to find out how bad I am when I return..

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      Deborah Sextonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OK, in your picture you are positioning your toupee.

      1. Disturbia profile image59
        Disturbiaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh, I thought he was pretending to be a moose.

        1. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Mooooooooo!!!

          The real rumour is where the hair came from in the first place..

    2. Sab Oh profile image61
      Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You walk along the seafront...in search of human blood!

    3. gramarye profile image59
      gramaryeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'd say be careful what you wish for, it might come true!

  2. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    I've heard you're not all that lean.

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You caught me before I left... reason for the walk... I am a fat Barsteward..

      1. Pandoras Box profile image82
        Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        A fat barmaid, I heard.

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          selrachposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I think you meant transvestite barman

          1. LeanMan profile image80
            LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I was a barman (owned my own bar) and I do have a picture of me pulling a pint in drag... frantically trying to find it.... lol

        2. TheGlassSpider profile image81
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          *holds a hand to the side of her face* No way! yikes

          You mean...he's a SHE? And a DRAG KING?! Oooh, the intrigue!


          BTW: Pandora: Forgive me, I should have mentioned you in the hubber luv thread - you've always got something intelligent to say and a good sense of humor. I can always tell your posts are well-thought-out smile (trying to spread the love today smile )

          1. Pandoras Box profile image82
            Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You mean my religious blabber-fests?!!!

            Now I'm gonna get all offended, start a thread threatening to leave, and blame it all on Disturbia. wink

            Eh, mebbe tomorrow. Thanks anyways!

            1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
              TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              All right guys, that should be plenty of grist for the rumor mill. I've got to be off and out. Ya'll have fun.


              *squints her eyes* Lean...I'm watching. I'm going to prove those horns. wink

  3. TheGlassSpider profile image81
    TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago

    I hear you really have horns behind those fingers...you're just trying to hide them and make it look like a normal "funny" picture. Oh yes, my friend, I KNOW they're there.

    I'm watching. ;-)


    (This is a good rumor, eventually, it can spiral out of control and people can accuse you of being Satan himself...I figured I'd throw a little stalking action in too...You know, the best dramas around here have all that behind the scenes/stalking intrigue)

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I won't get my walk... people posting too fast...

      And yes I am a direct decendant of satan, not satan himself..

      As to horns, yes I always have the horn..

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
        TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        LMAO...*stomps her foot* No no no! It won't work if you just own up to the rumor, silly! You have to act like it's something preposterous and argue and kick and scream and make drama about it. We need to be able to have half-hidden emails going back and forth. We need to be able to point out a hastily removed Facebook photo that MIGHT have shown a glimpse of your horn.

        *sigh* How are we ever going to get publicity out of rumors if you're just gonna come clean and be honest, dude? Yeesh. wink

        1. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Sorry..............

          still here, my wife just started chatting to some long lost cousin on facebook... where the offending picture may be..

          Anyway..."deep breath"

          How dare you insult my lineage, there is no proof about the horns, I would post another picture but you would just say that i had airbrushed out the horns so no point....

          I am a good christian who loves all muslims so I don't see why you have to pick on me with this devilish rubbish about having the horn..

          I will find it almost impossible to venture out in public now without a large pillow case over my head to protect myself from the public gaze.. you have made me far too self concious.. how dare you feed my phobias and insecurities.. you are weak little spider made of brittle glass, i want to smite you and smash you into lots of little itty bitty pieces...

          IS THAT BETTER??

          1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
            TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            (That's much better! wink )

            You see! You see! I know it's true! You're just trying to take the heat off yourself by insulting me now. Well that's all right, I know the truth about your horns! And it's only right that you should have to cover that abomination up!

            Just you wait! I have emails AND pictures!
            *runs off screaming...Lean has horns!!*

            1. LeanMan profile image80
              LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I heard that your web-glands are all old and brittle and your venom has dried up!!!!!

              1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
                TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                yikes

                Hah! There's a typical straw-man argument for you. Trying to take the heat off yourself by contriving something completely ridiculous and untrue. Well I can see through your wicked ways, leanman. As I told mega! *shimmies her web glands and shakes her venom sacs* These babies are in perfect working order, thank you...you're just making fun of what you can't have...

                I bet you have a secret spider fetish. wink

          2. Disturbia profile image59
            Disturbiaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Just say you're a moose.

      2. Arthur Fontes profile image91
        Arthur Fontesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Tell the truth!    It is obvious that you are the Grand Poobah of the "National Order of the Moose" with grandiose plans on taking over the forums.

        1. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I was thinking about becoming a grand matry to the cause, trying to lure everybody into the same forum then explode myself into a huge fireball of indignation taking out everyone with me...

  4. Disturbia profile image59
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    OMG! Be careful what you say about satan. There are some people out there who will nail you to a cross for sure and want to spend the rest of the time in some religious blabberfest trying to prove or disprove the existence of god, satan, and fairies because they have no lives and way too much time on their hands.

    LeanMan, rumor has it that you're really in the witness protection plan for having ratted out one of my late husband's ganster friends.  I don't know which one yet, but let me check my address book. Also, a little bird told me that you're married to my gay twin sister that I didn't know I had, and the father of one or more of our children which we can't reveal the names of or your cover be blown and the hit man who was hired by the Mexican mobster that you sold the bad meth to will find you, duct tape you to a chair and make you read all the religious blabberfest posts till your brain rots and drips out of your ears.

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It's Ok, i am under Arnies direct protection in good ole california..

      Sorry about what happened to your gay twin sister that you did'nt know you had..

  5. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    I heard that you're actually George Bush!

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You have taken this too far...... how dare you, i could not be a sockpuppet to the "bush man"... i don't want his arm up my ar$3

  6. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    In your avatar pic, you look a little like W...only smarter!

  7. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    I need a real scandal.... I am sure that someone can make up something very insulting and wonderful that I can get upset about...

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      If you can't get upset over what Disturbia accused, then you are simply FAR too laid back and this whole scandal thing will never fly with you. wink

      Okay, I'm really out now.

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You're forgetting about your walk
      I think you have Alzheimer and can't remember anything, not even that you have about 18 sockpuppets stalking people in here ! LOL

      1. LeanMan profile image80
        LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        What did you say?????

        Who am I , getting confused....

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I told you !You have Alzheimer, dear ! big_smile

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    Justine76posted 6 years ago

    psstttt..GS....I heard that that LeanMan guy..he's really afraid of spiders...dont tell anybody...

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm not afraid of anything or anyone.... bring it on... hehehehehe

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        this whole rumor thingy doesnt work if you ge tto hear what we ar saying....

        do what I did when I worked at McDonald's, when the right people are looking, leave kind of subtlely obvious hints about something and let human nature take over..instant rumor scandal I tell you!!

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          are you saying . . . ?

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I think I am?....

            1. mega1 profile image80
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I KNEW IT!


              really am going out to lunch     hooray!

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                Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                yeah right, lunch is the biggest rumor of all.

                oh wait..I think I need to go make lunch!!!

  9. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    allow me to just horn in here - - -


    I have heard that your wife is a sock puppet!

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And his children as well !

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol  booties!!!!

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I think even his dog has an account on here !

        2. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Justine76.... Turn around and say that...

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            ha...

    2. Disturbia profile image59
      Disturbiaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I heard he was afraid of sock puppets

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes! He's afraid of mine !

    3. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Are you saying I put my arm up her ar$3

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'm saying that you married above yourself!

        and that because of sock-puppet sterility your children are also sterile!

        but then, I will say anything . . .

        1. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          All of my children were concieved through utility sex I will have you know... and the sock puppet never woke once... The crystal meth that they are chasing me for did wonders...

          1. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            and would you care to elaborate on that notorious "sleep-walking" incident back in '96 ?

            1. LeanMan profile image80
              LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Is the one where (alegedly) I was a security gaurd and was posted to gaurd a dormitory full of beauty queens...

              The paternity cases were never proven due to the DNA been ruled inadmissable....

              1. mega1 profile image80
                mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I guess we'll never know the whole story, then, I'm sure those girls will never admit to anything!  can't say I blame them . . .

  10. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    firstly, its the national order of the mouse - not moose - which changes so very much.

    Don't worry       chris       I mean, Leanman,     I will never tell any of your horrible secrets - and as for passionate affairs!  how passionate are mice?

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Who is this Chris??? What are you accusing me of?? I don't have any secrets.. how dare you...

      You told me you would keep our affair secret!!!!!!

      The mice are nothing to do with me...

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        nothing to do with you?  what's that squeaking in your pocket?


        now I REALLY am going away for awhile!

  11. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    well, let me know when - I want to be there with my camcorder!

  12. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    what's a grand matry?

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Martyr

  13. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    Going for my walk... back in one hour... expecting some real juicy posts regarding my scandals...

  14. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    going for lunch and the postoffice - possibly a really juicy


    steak!

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      yum

  15. Randy Godwin profile image94
    Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago

    I heard you were one of TK's aliases!  Naw, your too sensible!

  16. CMHypno profile image90
    CMHypnoposted 6 years ago

    I thought it was a tail as well as the horns?

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It does often get mistaken for a tail....

      1. CMHypno profile image90
        CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I heard that your real name was Tripod?

        1. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          True... very true..

          I was after insults and scandal not compliments.. lol

          1. CMHypno profile image90
            CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Three scaly, green legs not an insult?

  17. Arthur Fontes profile image91
    Arthur Fontesposted 6 years ago

    You are really here to push your t-shirts?



    http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/leanman

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Wow... I look so good in profile.. but they took off the horns..

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    Lecieposted 6 years ago

    how about his....you really moved over seas because you committed a crime here and are "on the lamb"
    hahahaha:D

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      But what was my crime? How did I escape? What am i doing now?

      Those are the answers that we all want to hear...

    2. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      on the lamb?  hmmmmmmm.  . .  that reminds me of somebody!

      giggity.

      1. LeanMan profile image80
        LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        On the lamb...

        Large wellington boots with draw strings at the top to hold their legs tight....

  19. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I refuse to post any more rumours until I get an answer to my question about the sleep walking. 

    I had a crab sandwich.  It was excellent, but the coleslaw tasted "off". 

    now back to the scandals . . .

  20. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    Midnight here.... off to sleep....

    But who with? What will we do? What could the results be? Will offspring have a 666 birthmark?

  21. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    your evilness has been overrated.  you are a pussycat in disguise.  your dna proves that, while you are human enough, you are somehow "special" and unclassifiable.  I am sure that is true.  so don't worry, poopsy, about what those mean hubbers say about you!

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    Mileeposted 6 years ago

    Either Richard Nixion was your hero or your a ram ready to charge.
    Get em Dick! Har!

  23. Daniel Carter profile image91
    Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago

    You are really Brenda Durham.

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      *gasp* Oh...My...God. All the pieces....falling together. wink

      1. Daniel Carter profile image91
        Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes, my dear. It's your turn to spin the web.
        wink

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I don't know if I can do better than that...that might be...just the...most....scandalous rumor on HP right now! Especially *snickers* since the other rumor is that he's descended from Satan...hehehe LMAO...oh goodness!

  24. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    wait, wait  WHO is really Brenda?  not leanman?  omg - no, then what about the passionate love affair?  omg I have been suckered again!  sad  smile  sad   hmm   big_smile:   lol  lol

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    King Larryposted 6 years ago

    hello chumps and chumpettes!

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      YOU!  how long have you been lurking there?

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        King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        i just got back since they lifted my ban.  apparently i was banned for a few days because of that thread i opened.  however, now im back and i'm kicking some serious a** and taking names!  lollollol

  26. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    he should be waking up soon - I'm afraid to hang out here any longer.  When he hears the latest rumour we will be in some big trouble!  big_smile:

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Doesn't he wear a sausage strapped to his leg?

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      *whistles and looks to the sky* How would I know such a thing...Hmm...? wink

    2. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      you're still talking about leanman?  or did you mean KingLarry?  maybe both?  hehehe

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    King Larryposted 6 years ago

    i wonder if the rumour about me being the world's greatest lover has broken out yet?  yikes

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL See previous answer.

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        King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol you want to see if the rumors are true?  lol

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          yikes What kind of spider do you think I am? wink

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            King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I don't know.  hopefully the experimental kind.  wink lollollol

    2. Sab Oh profile image61
      Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "i wonder if the rumour about me being the world's greatest lover has broken out yet?"


      Yeah, the sheep told everyone

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        King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        whatever, your just jealous of my mad love making skills with the ladies. hehehehe

        1. Sab Oh profile image61
          Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yeah, the sheep were wondering what you are so mad about all the time.

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            King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            damn sheep. i guess it must have been that night when i stone cold drunk.  lol.

            1. Sab Oh profile image61
              Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              They say you always say that, and you never call.

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                King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                nah, i ain't a one woman type of guy.  lol.

                1. Sab Oh profile image61
                  Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  That's what I herd

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    LOL if the sausage fits . . .

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO hahahahaha

      *waves legs at ralwus* It's good to see you! smile

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    helloooo pretty spider! good to see you. Catch any men yet to eat?

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hello handsome ralwus...I haven't yet, but if you'll perhaps step a little closer...smile

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    ok *steps closer* bite me!

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh my! How obliging of you, quite the gentleman...I might just indulge in a little nibble....

  32. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    The rumour regarding me being the greatest lover are of course true, I am happy to prove should it be required!!

    However this is hardly scandalous, I am proud of my many love children...

    Noone appears to have dug up the real truth of my past, the great scandal is still buried...

    By the way... who is brenda???

  33. Inspiration101 profile image72
    Inspiration101posted 6 years ago

    I heard you were one of Tiger Wood's mistresses.

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      No, I'm Tiger's sock puppet, or is that sock puppet of a mistress.. i"m lost

  34. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    You fathered six children out in Northern Territory in outback Australia and won't pay up.

  35. tobey100 profile image61
    tobey100posted 6 years ago

    Hilarious idea.  Rumor has it you've got a troll locked in a bedroom closet.  Some believe it's not a troll but a midget Jehovah's Witness who knocked on your door while you were in the middle of your daily drunken stupor and watching the soaps.

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I did bring one in once and start to try to convert him and his "wife" to devil worship, I was quite pushy, telling them about the orgies and sacrifices... They became quite worried and left when I invited them for the orgy and started to strip... It was funny, wished I filmed it..

      Am I sick???

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
        TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You might be...but at least it's the kind of sick that's fun to watch. wink

      2. tobey100 profile image61
        tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I don't know about sick.  Having followed you and read your stuff I can say you're a nut.  My kind of guy.

  36. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    the morning has barely begun and already rumours are flying in about a terrible scandal - unfortunately a lawsuit is already pending and we are unable to reveal the names, but evidently a terrible love triangle accident involving leanman, sheep and other animals and baby oil occurred and has just come to light.  The details are a bit fuzzy, but then, so is leanman this morning!

  37. thisisoli profile image67
    thisisoliposted 6 years ago

    I heard LeanMan and Mega are meeting somewhere for a romantic engagement. Don't shoot me i'm just the messenger tongue

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      that would be - uh, let's see now - NOT!

      1. thisisoli profile image67
        thisisoliposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        thats not what LeanMan said
        big_smile

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          How can you believe ANYTHING leanman says!? He's hiding horns and a tail...he's REALLY Brenda! He'll say anything to take the heat off him. Why, meeting with mega would be NORMAL compared to what I've heard he's into. wink

  38. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    Just going out to eat, tried to ignore the rumours, a bit to do a hub...

    Published 4.... 4 I say... while you lot gossiped about me... wasters!!!!!

    Have a look because they are totaly different from my normal subject.. still work to do on cross linking and stuff.. but have a look... especially the video adverts on the windy miller one..

    Where did i put that sheep????

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Wasters! There you go again with the insults designed to take the heat off you wink

      I'll have you know I've been toiling away (for clients, not Hubs) all morning long, thank you! I've been very productive so far. And about to have some lunch. big_smile

  39. Rik Ravado profile image94
    Rik Ravadoposted 6 years ago

    Its bad enough you exploit the poor sheep but at least give it a name!  How many sheep have you left behind broken hearted and discarded?

  40. Disturbia profile image59
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    Oh no, not the sheep!!!!  Tell me it's not true!  I'll believe any lie you tell me.

  41. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I have been working!  who are you to imply I'm wasting my time?  I have one whole hub to show for it this morning and ideas for about 20 more!  all while you talked about yourself and your scandals.  disgusting.  who cares if you're sick - you're just trying to distract us from our money making schemes.  shame.  for shame!  and still those oily sheep are loose somewhere - bleeting your name - leee eeee eee aaa aaannn  maaaaaaaaaa n!

    1. CMHypno profile image90
      CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      All his sheep are tucked up under his duvet, eating popcorn and watching Melrose Place!

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        oh good, at least he doesn't mistreat them - even if what he does might be considered animal "abuse" to some!

        1. CMHypno profile image90
          CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          They have all been dyed pink - even the boy sheep.  If that isn't animal abuse!!!!!!

          1. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            good grief, man! is there no end to his perversity?  my goats are gonna want to get their hair done if they get wind of this!

  42. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    Hardly an insult boys and girls, where I come from they tie sheep to street corners and call it a community center!!

    Men are Men, and sheep are real nervous..

    Baa, can you not find the real deep down truth regarding my true perversities and degrading scandals that have rocked my life!!!

    Try harder....

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Where do you come from? Hell?

      1. LeanMan profile image80
        LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Close, England....

        But I have been working in Saudi Arabia for the last 2 years, the women are covered head to foot, but the camels have real cute smiles..

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LMAO!!

          Hey, I liked England. Try West Virginia sometime, my friend.

        2. Greek One profile image80
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I prefer elks.  The cultural divide with camels is just too vast to overcome

          http://www.usefilm.com/images/9/9/0/990/253511-medium.jpg

          1. CMHypno profile image90
            CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Aren't the antlers a bit hard to get through the front door and up the stairs?

            1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
              TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I should think if you're doing it with an elk, it would have to be "field work."

              1. CMHypno profile image90
                CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Summer activity only then!  Is there a breed of mini-elks if he is the indoors type?

                1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
                  TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  LOL...You're asking the wrong girl...I'm not into elk.

                  1. LeanMan profile image80
                    LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I'm actualy into Sadism, beastiality and necrophilia....

                    But, am I flogging a dead horse??

      2. CMHypno profile image90
        CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No, sounds more like New Zealand!

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hehehehehe

          1. CMHypno profile image90
            CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Beautiful country - lots of sheep! Maybe he is giving us clue by mentioning camels?

        2. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Isn't that where the Hobbits live???

          I fancy short women... lol

  43. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    well give us some hints, man - anything to do with streaking, girls on boats, car sex, extra-curricular affairs while flying?  how about Sarah Palin?  no, no, that would disgust even me too much!

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Streaking, been there, seen it, done it, threw away the tshirt...

      Car sex, I'm 6 feet 3 inches tall and over 100KG, believe me you have to get very close together in the car... lol

      I will be on the plane tomorrow night, overnight flight.. I will keep the suggestion in mind..

      No hints, you have to use your imagination.....

  44. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    ahh  brings back memories of high school days!

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You did a lot of streaking in your high school days??

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        no, guess again!

        1. LeanMan profile image80
          LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          That leaves mile high, or the car...

          I'll go with the car, unless it was a flying school!!

          Details? have you done a hub on your history??

          1. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            uh, the most I tell anybody here is I am a woman - grown up and all.  woman of mystery!  lol

  45. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    whatever ARE you two talking about?

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      WE know...don't we leanman? At least...I think we do.

      We ARE talking about the same thing aren't we? Oh no. Now I don't know. sad

      1. LeanMan profile image80
        LeanManposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Don't worry, just act confident, they will never know..

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          *stands up straight...looks confident* Yep. That's right. We're on top of it!

  46. LeanMan profile image80
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    Has anyone got anything really juicy as a rumour?? Someone must know what I got up to when I was a student, what about when I went on safari in africa, or driving across the saudi dessert with the camels...

  47. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    the latest rumor (or rumour) is that you have had some "problems" with your "you know" and though you say you're going on vacation somewhere, you are actually checking into a clinic and you have chained your wife to the kitchen stove with just enough chain to reach the refrigerator, until you return.

  48. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    When you were at school you got expelled 7 times Lean, sorry had to tell everyone the truth cos it has to be known. Twice for burning down the toilet block, two for throwing tables and chairs at the History teacher cos you had too much red cordial. The others I wont go into, but lets say it involved indecent exposure.
    So you packed up your swag, ran away from home, hitch-hiked, boarded a camel cos that is the only thing that stopped for you, and after 5 years you finally got to Africa and landed a top job driving ambulances, that paid a total amount of 2llamas, bucket of elephant dung and one gold coin a week.

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/1226910_f496.jpg

    Anyway you ended up running away with Moira Zanghurtopertia, a midget zulu chick and got married by your best mate Ringo Dingo....who happened to be a marriage celebrant, cos he bought a book on marrying people for dummies on Amazon....

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/917177_f248.jpg

    Anyway Moira passed away cos you sat on her one night mistaking her for a poofa, then you realized she was just a blow up doll, so you and Ringo took off back to the US and have been together ever since.

    P.S That is why you hold those hands up to your head cos you still dream of elephants. Fair dinkum it is a bugger, your hands get sore, but darn true. smile

  49. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    wow, BP - whenever I need a little investigating done I'm coming straight to you!  that is genius what you found out about leanman!  but did you know he's going on vacation and probably won't read that til he gets back in 3 weeks?  hahaha!

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha Mega I tell you he is one strange dude. Am hooking him up with my friend Cal's blow-up doll Norma next Thursday. smile smile
      Just got to fix up all her punctures with my bike pump first LMAO.
      P.S Oh no vacation lol heck, well he is going to come back to total scandal. smile

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image81
        TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        yikes Goodness BP...I sure hope you never go poking around in MY past...(that would make a great Hub, BTW).

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        wont her girlfriend get jelaous?

        1. northweststarr profile image80
          northweststarrposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Nah, she's good at sharing... wink

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            oh, well then, yay for leanman!

        2. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          let's get this straight --- your blow-up doll, Norma, has a girlfriend?  who might get jealous?

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            not me, Blonde's buddy cal has the doll, Norma. I am pretty sure I read somewhere that Normas gf gets jealous easy.

            1. mega1 profile image80
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              WOW, ok, this place is going nutsier by the minute. Finally, I can fit right in.  so to speak!  big_smile:

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                Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                LOVE your new avitar, btw

            2. blondepoet profile image79
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              LMAO Norma actually has a boyfriend Cal who currently is in therapy, however she has a lover on the side John, a blow-up Ken that the dog dragged in to the laundry. Norma's best friend Edna is deceased, she got run over by a Volvo, and lost all her air when she found out John was having an affair.

              I ended my threesome with Norma and Cal because I kept stepping on her with my heel and Cal got the sh##ts with me you see.

              Oh it is all so complicated but Norma has a new friend called Holey, who is looking to hook up with some-one apart from the pump in the shed. smile smile

              1. lorlie6 profile image85
                lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                What ya say, Blondepoet?  Wanna come to California and tell me all about it? lol lol

                1. blondepoet profile image79
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh Lorlie that sounds divine. Do you make those wings made out of buffalo, I have always wanted to try them. We could kill two birds with the one stone. If I could pack my bags at this very instant I would not hesitate lol. smile

  50. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    doing my best to get into a little trouble of my own while he is gone!  big_smile:

    1. northweststarr profile image80
      northweststarrposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      .. and you're succeeding so well! wink

 
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