Fellow hubbers, I invite you to caption this photo of the lovely Simone in a witty fashion.
I'll start:
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"I thought you said the only way to secure it was with hatpins!"
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To be fair, I think we need some captions about Paul and his hat as well.
Meanwhile here's a version of the three hats puzzle.
Three men A, B and C are captured by cannibals. They are tied to stakes. A can see B and C. B can only see C. C can’t see either A or B. They are then shown five hats. Three are black and two are white. The men are then blindfolded. A hat is put on each one’s head, the remaining two hats are hidden away and then the blindfolds are removed. They are told that if one of them can call out the colour of his own hat, they can ALL go free, otherwise they’ll really be in hot water. (they are not allowed to confer).
After a short time A calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour”. Soon B calls out, “I don’t know my hat colour either”. C thens called out the colour of his hat.
What colour is C’s hat? How did he get it right?
A can't tell what he has, but if B and C both have white it would mean he had black (that's all that's left). Therefore, at least one of B or C has black.
B can't tell either, but if C had white he would know he had black because one of them does. Therefore C has black.
OK Paul. Time to switch to a Black Hat like Simone, otherwise you will be boiled and eaten by cannibals.
These are brilliant, much better than my effort! Keep 'em coming.
And Janderson, I fear the hat is much more famous than me - No need to give it any more attention, or it will go straight to its headband...
Lol, I don't really finalize, what to put out there but I really enjoy all the views of everyone. Great idea Paul
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