Another new hubber about to bite the dust

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   Rochelle Frankposted 15 years ago

   I'll bet this one doesn't last long-- although the hubs show a great deal of effort and interesting rhetoric.
   You had better go check if, before they disappear
   http://hubpages.com/profile/btbt88

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      Abhishek87posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Wow, 7 hubs in 26 hours, thats impressive.
      
      Though Rochelle, why do you say that she may disappear, I mean she's been here only 26 hours , why do you feel that way?

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      These hubs make perfect sense. I'm quite shocked that you hubbers do not get it. You have to read every third word backwards and skip every other row while standing on your head.
      
      Deep deep content here... wow

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         JamaGeneeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Gee, Zsuz, I couldn't get it to make sense until I crossed my toes too.  Should it be this difficult?? 

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            Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Sorry I forgot to mention the toes...

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               JamaGeneeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               Was going to ask for the code to the little guy ROTFL, but it's in your post.  Duhhhh...

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Rochelle thanks I needed a good laugh and a couple of those sentences sure did it.
      greetings my friend Zsuzsy
      
      Oh and happy spring one and all.

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         earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Spring is a long way off for some hubbers Zsuzsy Bee!

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            Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Well I always celebrate the official spring beginnings...Once we've hit the 21 of March we're just about done with the miseries of our Canadian winters. This is also the day I start my planning for my new gardens... zs

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      mandybeauposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmmm just been working from early in the morning doing heavy manual work, not the norm for me, thought I would look at the forums, saw this one from you, went to the link.
      Want to say very tired person, find very exhaustive ............me thinks him have verbal diarrahoaea. very very bad, him need the medicine and him need the doctor wife.
      Scary him out there very scary, him like to write tho.
      What was it about?, am I thick.

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   Rochelle Frankposted 15 years ago

   Read a hub or two, and see if you understand them as well as I do.

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   Patty Inglish, MSposted 15 years ago

   Poor grammar because of language difference and material may be duplicate content as well.

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   JamaGeneeposted 15 years ago

   Aren't there sites (Google, for instance) that can translate a non-English-speaking hubber's hub from his/her own language into English?  Is unfamiliarity with English the problem, or is this yet *another* case of throwing unrelated words at a page to get the URL?  Some of this person's hubs are surely dupe content.
   
   JG

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   Teresa McGurkposted 15 years ago

   My favorite is   "Let a Man of the six kinds of women suffer"  -- http://hubpages.com/hub/Let-a-Man-of-th … en-suffer/

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      JamaGeneeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      These titles would work quite well on T-shirts in Japan, where the meaning doesn't matter, only that it be in English. 

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         countrywomenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Coming to "meaning" I think the same applies for some of the new song lyrics too

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            JamaGeneeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            So true! 

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         quicksandposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         

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      Patty Inglish, MSposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, yes, it sounds like a Barry Hughart novel starring Number 10 Ox. I love it.

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   Abhishek87posted 15 years ago

   Yeah, you will learn Japanese before you make a sense of these hubs but again as JG said, what if someone does want to write but is not that good with english.

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   Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

   I read the first two paragraphs of one....couldn't understand what was going on.

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   T.L.Eavesposted 15 years ago

   The content in these hubs has been produced by an article generator...definately won't last long...all they do is try to optimize key words to get ad clicks...not even the titles make sense.

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   Tom Rubenoffposted 15 years ago

   I particularly enjoyed
   
   http://hubpages.com/hub/earn-dollar-by-google-Adsense
   
   I like the URL too

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    embitcaposted 15 years ago

    It looks like they were created with an article generator in a language other than English and THEN put through babelfish... so they make even less sense than the usual article generator garbage. *g*

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    AEvansposted 15 years ago

    It certainly did not make any sense but there was one that was thorough although it didn't make any sense, quite a few run on sentences but who am I to judge I ramble when I am tired and have to go back and correct.Lol

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    Rochelle Frankposted 15 years ago

    Some of it is quite poetic and image- evocative... like the wife being derailed.

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       AEvansposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I did enjoy the wife being derailed it was quite evocative I must say...

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    Abhishek87posted 15 years ago

    Just read an article by a hubber, full of usage and grammatical errors but there will people's comments lauding her writing skils instead of providing some constructive criticism. Heck, the hub has a score of 82 Not even a single hub of mine is in the eighties presently
    
    I have seen some people comment as if its a duty

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    Julie-Ann Amosposted 15 years ago

    Awesom
    I espcially like
    
    Let a Man of the six kinds of women suffer
    
    Am thinking of digging it...

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    ajcorposted 15 years ago

    my personal favourite is "http://hubpages.com/hub/Of-home-consumption-unspoken-rules-did-not" - interesting construction!

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    rainmakerrainposted 15 years ago

    The internet is polluted enough with spam, bad writing, and clutter.  Hubpages must delete all of this nonsense.
    
    Life is too short to waste on looking at something like that.

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    And now, thanks to the attention we've drawn to them, they're off and running with loads of hits today. 
    
    Reminds me of an advertiser I used to know that always insisted on his ad being published upside down and in one color while all of his competition posted in normal fashion and 4 colors.  Guess who got the most attention?  Being odd works.

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       Rochelle Frankposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       But that's OK-- I agree that they need to be removed, but  I thought there was some entertainment value there.  To me it was a lot more interesting than Indian movie stars.
       
       If they earn something, it doesn't hurt anyone else. 
       
       I would not draw attention to anything of immoral or illegal or crass content.   I think it was just someone trying to join in the game without understanding the process--not to mention understanding the language.

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          KCC Big Countryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I wasn't chastising you, Rochelle.....I went and looked too!  It was entertaining.

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    Rochelle Frankposted 15 years ago

    Spring has been here for about 10 days. Deer eating the the sprouting green grass, daffodills blooming yellowly, and blossoms appearing on the fruit trees, and wildflowers growing in the canyons. We are supposed to have  a few inches of snow on Sunday.
    Spring should be back soon (after wrecking some of the flowers).
    
    Apologies to those of you in the S. Hemisphere.

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Rochelle I had to go up north (1000km's north from where I live in southern Ontario) the last week of February. I had to clear up my uncle's affairs. His lawyers told me that it would only take a day to fly in a day to collect up all his personal effects and then fly home... Three days tops. The plane lands in front of the cabin on the frozen lake drops me off mid morning, by noon it starts to snow and by 6pm there is a few feet of new snow all around and its not letting up. By next morning the plane company radio-d that the plane won't be able to land until the 120km/hour winds die down. we'll be in touch...  I was thinking of inviting the local Yeti-neighbors for poker nights. It took 19 days for them to be able to land again. Me that long without a computer was a nightmare (there was no Internet connection anyway) So you see I'm celebrating the beginning of spring twice as hard... Sorry about hijacking your thread zs

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          Rochelle Frankposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          No problem-- it's all fun. NOW we all expect you to write a hub on how to survive cabin fever. Sounds like a way cool adventure.

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       ajcorposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       as we head into Autumn with Winter not far off - enjoy your Spring!

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          Lisa HWposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          My heart goes out to you, ajcor, with your Autumn setting in.  After record snow in Massachusetts, and after an ice build-up on my "unsunny" driveway that lasted from about the last week in December until last week, at which time it at least became walkable; I can't help but sympathize with anyone "heading into the horror".  (Of course, maybe your "horror" is not the same as ours, here, in the Northeastern part of the US.) 
          
          We don't use salt because of the neighborhood's cats and other wildlife; so I just stopped going to the end of the driveway to get my mail about halfway through January.  I didn't want to kill myself and left that task to the men and their good-traction shoes.
          
          Just the day before yesterday I was able to just walk out to the mailbox (in sandals) and get my mail like a normal person.     What a Winter.  What a horror show.  What a tremendous relief to know it's finally Spring (even if it's - like - 20 degrees out right now.)

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    JamaGeneeposted 15 years ago

    Spring!  YAY!!!  We're expect one more hard freeze and a little snow, so people here are leery of planting anything.

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    quicksandposted 15 years ago

    I've heard of article generators but never believed they could "compose" essays all by themselves. Every nook and cranny on board the internet contained ads pointing to some article generator, and these articles contained testimonials too, from "satisfied" users. "Satisfied" users ... ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    
    The seller repeatedly draws attention as to how one could fill up his/her blog with "content."
    
    If these "gadgets" do work, I suspect they are programmed to scan the Internet for articles based on keywords forwarded, pick a few phrases from several articles, put them into some sequence that they have been programmed to identify as logical, and then deliver a brand new "article."
    
    LOL! +

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    iakulposted 15 years ago

    I'm guessing that it's a badly translated article that has been ran through a translator of some sort that's not very proficient at translating Chinese,rather than one that's generated by an article generator.  I'm thinking it's Chinese since the hubber does make a number of references to Chinese names and places in his articles, plus his profile pic appears to be Chinese. The problem with translating Chinese to another language using a translator is that Chinese words are composed of Chinese characters which individually are words of their own. E.g the Chinese word for train is composed of the words "fire" and "car". Since there's no spacing in between Chinese characters in a single sentence, it's going to be hard to code a translator program that's able to tell when it should translate "fire"+ "car" and  when it should translate "train".  Compounded with the problem of handling differences in sentence structures, idioms etc when you're trying to translate a language into another and I suspect what you get would be something very similar to what this hubber has posted.

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    Bard of Elyposted 15 years ago

    There is a lot of modern and avant-garde poetry published that is as easy to understand and makes as much sense as what is published by this hubber!

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       Rochelle Frankposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe we have discovered their secret . It could be that they are translating from a different language and using some random word generator while crossing their toes and typing. Or drugs.

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       Leta Sposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Now, now.  Don't be beating up on the poets.    Some of us can write almost anything we want, but sometimes pure understandable prose is just not enough for us.
       
       

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    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 15 years ago

    I got through the first couple of paragraphs on a few, and couldn't understand a bit of it, no matter what I did.  Interesting, though.

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    SiddSinghposted 15 years ago

    Another gem has been added to the already marvelous collection. I especially love the last line!
    
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Barca-sent-on-R … est-winner

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    rainmakerrainposted 15 years ago

    This one inspired me to write my latest article on making money with hubpages.

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    Andromeda10posted 15 years ago

    They are gone! Thursday 3/26 I was looking forward to reading what you were talking about.

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