You triggered my looking at my old bubblews posts archive. Found a treasure trove of FB and even website posts I can use. Most of them are even so darn good I am not going to waste them on the zero-earning forums.
Speaking of Facebook, freaking hopeless as to generating earnings; but others have. Guess I'll just keep pecking away at it.
Meanwhile, here's one I've already given up on as to earnings and posted on FB.
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Home Depot has ATM’s. I did not know that.
I decided I needed $40. I put in my card and made the request.
The ATM informed me in effect, “Sorry, dude. Am offline.”
I really needed that $40.
Home Depot has sledgehammers. That I did know. I went and got one.
I once again properly addressed the ATM. Once again, no joy.
10 minutes later I had my $40. Home Depot could no longer sell the sledgehammer as new. Sorry about that.
As for the ATM and money scattered all over the floor, I really did feel bad. But I really needed that $40. I even left a note on what was left of the ATM so they could deduct it from my account.
I went about my business...
While standing in the checkout line 15 minutes later, two nice police officers showed up.
“Hi,” said I.
“You’re under arrest,” said they.
The cot was quite comfy. But alas, they took my $40.