Holy moo cows! I actually won something??
(ahem... gasp, cough) Dang it, I'm not prepared...but I promised myself I wouldn't cry... (blows nose)
I'd like to thank God, the Academy, my Mom, my brothers and sisters in the Metal Pounders Local #666, the fellas down at the Blue Oyster Bar, and most of all, actor/singer Leif Garrett... for obvious reasons.
But seriously folks... thanks a bunch. It's nice to know somebody besides me actually reads the nonsense I pump out around here.