What IS the first thing U do When U enter your Home?

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  1. Lgali profile image54
    Lgaliposted 9 years ago

    I always check my messages.

    1. Daniel Carter profile image74
      Daniel Carterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I call out in to the empty apartment, "Hi honey, I'm home!" (dumb joke) And then I start getting ready for my workout.

      1. Lgali profile image54
        Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        very funny LOL

    2. dingdong profile image60
      dingdongposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Open the windows and put on lights if needed!

    3. SimeyC profile image96
      SimeyCposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I spend about 5 minutes waiting for my dogs to stop barking and running around and then manage to climb the stairs!!!

      1. Lgali profile image54
        Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        very funny "running around and then manage to climb the stairs"

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    cosetteposted 9 years ago

    i put my keys on the table in the entry hall then go check on my little bunny.

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      how old is your bunny?

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        cosetteposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        she just turned four. hee hee so cute and a little sweetie...

  3. girly_girl09 profile image75
    girly_girl09posted 9 years ago

    Pick up my kitty who runs to greet me with his precious little chirps and mews (talk about heart warming, esp. if I've had a bad day!) big_smile

  4. AEvans profile image79
    AEvansposted 9 years ago

    Drop the keys, give the dogs fresh water with ice, hug my son and ask him how is day has been and kiss my husband. smile

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      keys look like a common habit

  5. tony0724 profile image57
    tony0724posted 9 years ago

    I work In a big pipeyard and have to wear heavy workboots , so I take them off . Otherwise If I walk on the carpet with them I am a dead man !

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      wow very strict rules

  6. Kadmiels profile image56
    Kadmielsposted 9 years ago

    drop the keys and go to the bathroom to piss like a race horse.

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOl like a race horse

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      Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      A joke between me and my friends...hey leave me out of this!

      Why? my nicnkname from the newsies is Racetrack

      1. Kadmiels profile image56
        Kadmielsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol smile

        1. Lgali profile image54
          Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          very funny

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    put on the kettle.... if it is after work, and open all the windows.....

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      very nice

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    sandra rinckposted 9 years ago

    take my shoes off. smile

  9. manlypoetryman profile image75
    manlypoetrymanposted 9 years ago

    I use to check on the dogs and plants when I got home...now I just flip the computer on...right away...to see what is going on-on Hub Pages smile

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      very nice hubpages has become part of routine

    2. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      very nice

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    Ghost32posted 9 years ago

    Visual-audio-sniff-sixth sense SCAN to confirm no enemy lurks.  Wife does the same (which is one of our many areas of compatibiliity). 

    Also the same when/before entering any vehicle.  Or going around a corner in country or city.  Or....

    Apparently not everyone does this?  lol

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      very funny Visual-audio-sniff-

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I do!! ,wow, think its inherited wink

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    Crazdwriterposted 9 years ago

    I always close and lock the door while I say hi to my kitties since they always come by the door to wait for me to enter. smile

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    annvansposted 9 years ago

    Fight all the dogs off until they calm down.

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      Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol you should video tape that I wanna see

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        annvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        No you dont! it sounds like a kennel and toenails slamming around and two of the dogs start chasing each other and playing and running in front of us.  Like a nursery here.

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          Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          aaaa they don't knock you over I hope

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            annvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            The one dog has almost knocked me over many times.  She pushed me and I almost fell into a window.

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              Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              AAAAA oh crap bad puppy bad

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                annvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                You seem to think this is a minor problem?  no way.  She jumps up and pushes you really hard.  She must be wanting to knock me over.  I am 5'3" so she can knock me over easy.

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                  Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  wow yea that's not good, chica...

      2. Lgali profile image54
        Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        this video will hit on youtube

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          annvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          It is a sad scene.  Dogs runnin everywhere and everyone telling them to get down.  Everyone getting jumped on and pushed.  This is nothing compared to my sisters dogs.  She has two huge ones that jump every where and three smaller ones and all of them are howling and barking when you enter.  Makes ya wanna run for the hills.

          One day with our dogs, we all ignored them and acted like they weren't here and they didn't jump, but we felt so sorry for them since they looked so worried and left out.

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      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      LOL me too. Rotten ass puppies and the parrot too. All starving for my attention, even if I'm only gone three minutes.

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      Ghost32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That's gotta be the best image posted on this thread.

  13. Beth100 profile image73
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    I guess I'm a true city girl -- I do a visual check to make sure that the house is still secure, hang my keys on the hook and check on my dogs (that is if no one is home).  Otherwise, if everyone is home, fend off the attack of about 7+ kids (mine and their friends) and animals!  lol

  14. Gennifer profile image59
    Genniferposted 9 years ago

    Put my keys and have a cup of green tea to cheer up (works faultlessly)

  15. Shalini Kagal profile image60
    Shalini Kagalposted 9 years ago

    Hug my dogs smile

  16. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    Having indulged in a few vodkas (earlier), I don't know that anything I did when I got home was anything I'd normally do. And no, it wasn't anything weird, funky or naughty.

    I simply met a wall neutral

  17. BrianFanslau profile image59
    BrianFanslauposted 9 years ago

    Uhhh I don't have my own home... Living with a friend for a few months as we start a business

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      wish u a good luck for house..what about when u enter in friend house?

  18. Lisa HW profile image64
    Lisa HWposted 9 years ago

    Put down whatever giant load of stuff I have in my arms - because, for some reason, I never walk into my home without a bunch of stuff of one sort or another.

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think u love shopping

  19. Sybil Marie profile image70
    Sybil Marieposted 9 years ago

    My dog Oscar meets me at the door shaking his whole body (apparently just the tail is not enough! big_smile ) He always has to have a gift for me in his mouth, a toy, a chewy or something else. Then he puts half his body between my legs until he is satified I have been well greeted.
      After that I take off my shoes, put down whatever I have in my hands, put my keys in the key basket and say hello to my husband and sons.

  20. Bard of Ely profile image87
    Bard of Elyposted 9 years ago

    Lock the door and stroke my cat who knows when I'm coming in and waits for me.

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      Crazdwriterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't yuo just love to open that door and see your kitty waiting for you? I love having 3 kitties staring up at me big_smile

  21. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    I search for my enemies.

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    CHAYO CHAYOposted 9 years ago

    I thank God am home!

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      do you kneel down and pray like

      1. Lgali profile image54
        Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        good one

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          \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          we want to know who this chayo chayo is ,,,,,, any idea Lgali

          1. Lgali profile image54
            Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            he/she is new guy

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              \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              how can she be a guy

              1. Lgali profile image54
                Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                may be girl

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                  \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  you are so funny

  23. flread45 profile image78
    flread45posted 9 years ago

    Take my shoes off.

  24. Bredavies profile image74
    Bredaviesposted 9 years ago

    Set down my bag and run to the bathroom. haha

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      another one like

  25. Chloe Comfort profile image56
    Chloe Comfortposted 9 years ago

    I check to make sure I haven't left my keys hanging in the door (I tend to leave them there sometimes), check my phone messages, make a cup of coffee and enjoy the little time I have until the kids walk in the door.

  26. Mac Mission profile image58
    Mac Missionposted 9 years ago

    call mom or wife ........ ma ma or lakshmi lakshmi...

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      wow LOL

  27. tksensei profile image61
    tksenseiposted 9 years ago

    Wouldn't it be 'take off your shoes'?

  28. Lady_E profile image63
    Lady_Eposted 9 years ago

    Wash my hands and see what goodies are in the Kitchen. smile

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      i am hungry too when I enter my house

    2. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I think I should learn this Wash my hands

  29. Ms Chievous profile image75
    Ms Chievousposted 9 years ago

    take off my shoes, change in comfy clothes and put my hair up!

  30. Becca's Blog profile image60
    Becca's Blogposted 9 years ago

    Do the hair ball hunt because the herd of cats was alone in the house and they like to leave me hair balls. Check the birds to make sure the herd of cats did not eat them. Check my bedroom pillow to make sure the dog did not mark it to get even for me leaving... Check to teenagers to make sure they have not died at their computer keyboards while playing world of warcraft.. then I leave because who want to come home to all of this.

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      Ghost32posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, this image is even better! lol

  31. IslandVoice profile image75
    IslandVoiceposted 9 years ago

    I turn the TV on for news, then check my emails.

  32. barryrutherford profile image77
    barryrutherfordposted 9 years ago

    Put the kettle on. log onto the internet check my Gmails & log onto Hubpages...

  33. arvind webmaster profile image53
    arvind webmasterposted 9 years ago

    Need to put off my shoes...My partner is cleaning freak.

  34. Cadie153 profile image59
    Cadie153posted 9 years ago

    let my puppy dog out from her kennel smile

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      good one

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    isis_dreams2002posted 9 years ago

    lock the door behind me and throw my bag on the sofa

  36. Colebabie profile image55
    Colebabieposted 9 years ago

    Lock the door and turn the light on, I don't like walking into a dark apartment smile

    1. beautyrose profile image57
      beautyroseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      When I arrived home I just Knock and say I'm home and my mama or bother open the the door for me. If it was my mama opening the door  I  kiss her hand.

      1. Colebabie profile image55
        Colebabieposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I live alone, unless my boyfriend is over smile

  37. GeneralHowitzer profile image72
    GeneralHowitzerposted 9 years ago

    Rest hehehe from a hard day's work hayz....

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    Do what?posted 9 years ago

    I close the door, then open the door to get my finger out of it. I flip the light switch and then remember that the bulb is blown. I walk down the dark hall and step in the dogs water bowl. I shake my wet shoe and kick a small hole in the wall. Dead tired I sit down hard in my recliner which tips over backwards. This awakens my partially deaf and sleeping rottweiler that thinks I am an intruder and proceeds to rip my shirt off.

  39. Eternal Evolution profile image73
    Eternal Evolutionposted 9 years ago

    Pet my Pit Bull lol

  40. Marketing Sucesso profile image69
    Marketing Sucessoposted 9 years ago

    Turn the computer on tongue

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    A Texanposted 9 years ago

    Put my pistol away

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      what kind of pistol?

  42. hubby7 profile image64
    hubby7posted 9 years ago

    I greet my wife and my son.

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      very nice one

  43. love my yorkies profile image60
    love my yorkiesposted 9 years ago

    Kick off my shoes, let my puppys out of their kennel and let them outside

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      good  puppys needs some freedom

  44. lawretta profile image73
    lawrettaposted 9 years ago

    i take off what ever i have on and throw it on the coach. i love being nude!

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      very nice to feel relax

  45. shamelabboush profile image66
    shamelabboushposted 9 years ago

    Like everybody else, drop the keys, change clothes and hit the gym.

  46. Mighty Mom profile image82
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    Free the girls!


    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00609/big-boobs_280_609549a.jpg

    1. Lgali profile image54
      Lgaliposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      pic is not visible thnaks

 
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