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My bad! Just went there to get a proper name. My new name is:
The Insatiable Stacey (insatiable for what I don't know LOL)
"You enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!"
- lynnechandlerposted 14 years ago
0 Eric the Enforcer
"Also known as "The Pirate Who Never Bathes", your body odor is so terrible that most of your victims surrender long before you even board there ship, especially if you're upwind of them. Even your parrot wears a clothspin on its beak. Arrrrr!"
Hi EricAle Guzzler Ivana
(formerly known as Cole)
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- Louidam1posted 14 years ago0
Aye, I have heard of the one known as Murderous Alison! A mean lassie she was, tossing fruitcakes at unexpected shoppers at the 7-11. Watch out for her mateys, as she is as mean as the day be long!
... And if you believe all that bunk, ya don't know the girl, as she's kind and precious, which earns her a bit of impish prodding from evil imps such as myself every now and then.
- Janettaposted 14 years ago0
Ashley the Terrible
"No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something."
She-Hell on Wheels Mary The Butcher
Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your b**bies over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"
Anyone care to join my bathtub ship? It sails for the sewers first thing in the morn'!
Death Muffin , yikes think I should have taken more time over the questions
It fits
UW Ya naughty thing
, c'mere gotta plank wif yer name on it darlin , hehe
Got mine also.
Captain Cannibal
Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.- cosetteposted 14 years ago0
Pricilla the Peevish
(formerly known as cosette)
"Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your boobies over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"
wow, they nailed me all right Black Hearted Bob....pirate named Bob? Cool!
Oy be Vicious Ned!
formerly earnestshub
A crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn't like. who enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. I'd gouge out my own mother's eye if I thought she was cheating me on my share of the booty.
And I have other fine pirate traits as well!!!Heartless Harry at your service, mateys!
"Your fearsome beard and grizzly would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop."Aaaaarhhh! The Nun of Death here, ready for battle!!
"Avast Ye, Ye Scaliwag! After a hard day of firing cannons, running your victims into reefs, stealing their booty and then putting them to death, you like to relax with a bubble bath & a romance novel. But what else is a Pirate Lass to do after work, anyway?"Dagger Wilson (formerly known as Tammy)
No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something.
These are so funny--first time I've ever been called "She-Hell On Wheels"!Suzanna The Slovenly
(formerly known as Gin)
Your fearsome stare and shrill voice would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop.
Geezz...but I sing like hyenas in throes of agony
n me parrot loves shiny things.- isis_dreams2002posted 14 years ago0
THAT'S a good one, isis!
You must eat raw meat, huh?I reckon she is a meat muncher for sure!
You know that ravenous isis, Earnest. Buzzing around the road kill, fo sho!!!
- cosetteposted 14 years ago0
OMG How hilarious!!!
I am blood-letter here is what it means
Siver me timbers, you're known as "The Piratess Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel." In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.
I don't make a very good pirate but I love to garden and interior decorate lololo
But I will try to be a pirate anyway, lololWHAT THE...???!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
You Are:
Screaming Samantha
(formerly known as Susan)
You're known as "The Piratess Who Might Just Be A Little Too In-Touch With Her Masculine Side". The cabin-girls are all scared of you and your crew thinks you wear way too much black and eye the ladies a wee bit too much. There's almost no doubt you should have been a priest.Ay, me name is apparently (oops, pirates don't say "apparently") Captainess Keelhauler, formerly Lisa. Me thinks me has to learn me pirate talk a little better, mates. Captainess Keelhauler ain't one for watchin' pirate movies.
- mtsi1098posted 14 years ago0
Hook-Handed Harrison
Looking for gold and rum... Captain Cindy The Sinner
Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.
I enjoyed that one. Thanks Uninvited Writer!
Well shiver me timbers, if this don’t be the most ragtag huddle of scurvy dogs I ever did see. Happy to come aboard for me share of the grog and pretty wenches, may I not make ye acquaintances too soon, in the bosom of Davey Jones Locker.
Horse Hung Harry's the name, and there be no pieces of eight for guessing why.I guess that you had a job executing ponies
Death Star -oops Muffin
lol lol
Gee thanks General, smellin purdy as a field of lavendar aye aye ,eat heartily nowI have always had one me hearty
