Get you pirate name here for tomorrow and share it with us
http://stupidstuff.org/main/piratemaker.htm
My name is Left Eye Lana.
"Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets. "
My bad! Just went there to get a proper name. My new name is:
The Insatiable Stacey (insatiable for what I don't know LOL)
"You enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!"
neck snapping nancy,or something else if i have to:)
Lady Cruikshank
No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something.
My cousin texted this to me: Tomorrow is both Talk Like A Pirate Day and Rosh Hashanah. The solution? Hamevorach, hamevorach, l'olam va'ARRRRGH!
Eric the Enforcer
"Also known as "The Pirate Who Never Bathes", your body odor is so terrible that most of your victims surrender long before you even board there ship, especially if you're upwind of them. Even your parrot wears a clothspin on its beak. Arrrrr!"
Hi Eric
Captain Walker D. Plank
“Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality.”
Iron Leg Harriet
Arrrr, you love grog and firing your cannon, hacking off limbs and burying your plunder where no man-jack will ever find it, even you. That's because you never write down where you put stuff- you're still trying to find your cutlass. It's behind the couch, matey.
Darn, I got the same name! Arrrrg......goes looking for hidden treasure (now, where did I leave it?)
I am Calico Shelley
Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets.
I'm Captian Bess Flint. I enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave me a Merit Badge. I'm banned from the soda shops and convents...
So don't mess w'id me, mate!
That was fun. Thanks for sharing that link.
Aye, I be Arthur the Ogre, and any of ye mates wanna laugh, I'll have ye walkin' the plank, ya hear! Argh!
Mine is Murderous Alison (formerly known as Davina). Mine seems a bit more serious than I would have liked.
Aye, I have heard of the one known as Murderous Alison! A mean lassie she was, tossing fruitcakes at unexpected shoppers at the 7-11. Watch out for her mateys, as she is as mean as the day be long!
... And if you believe all that bunk, ya don't know the girl, as she's kind and precious, which earns her a bit of impish prodding from evil imps such as myself every now and then.
Ashley the Terrible
"No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something."
She-Hell on Wheels
Mary The Butcher
Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your b**bies over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"
Anyone care to join my bathtub ship? It sails for the sewers first thing in the morn'!
You Are:
Dagger Wilson
No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, Hell On Sails. Or something.
That makes two of us.
Wow cool thread nice one here ma'm...
I am cedar Teeth wakikik,
and here is my description...
Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your beard over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"
Thanks...
GeneralHowitzer
Death Muffin , yikes think I should have taken more time over the questions
As me first act as a pirate, I do hereby declare that I have taken over Australia. All your huts now belong to me! muhahahah!!!!!!!!!
Got mine also.
Captain Cannibal
Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.
I just got insulted by the frickin pirate name generator.
I'm Mad Sally Storm...okay
But what's with the description?
Shiver me timbers, you're known as "The Piratess Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel." In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.
WTF!!!
Black Cloud
(formerly known as Suzanne)
Arrr, you're one of the few pirates who enjoys coffee. And after 35 cups you're ready to take on the English Navy, sail around the world, paint the ship, pleat the mizzenmast, iron the sails, scrub the rudder and sweep the floors. You really need to switch to decaf.
....but I hate decaf
Pricilla the Peevish
(formerly known as cosette)
"Arrrr, you were born to sail the high seas and fly the Jolly Roger. Unfortunately you don't have a ship, crew, cannons, or even a parrot, so you sit in the bathtub and wash your boobies over and over whilst screaming "Surrender or die, surrender or die!"
wow, they nailed me all right
Oy be Vicious Ned!
formerly earnestshub
A crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn't like. who enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. I'd gouge out my own mother's eye if I thought she was cheating me on my share of the booty.
And I have other fine pirate traits as well!!!
Heartless Harry at your service, mateys!
"Your fearsome beard and grizzly would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop."
Aaaaarhhh! The Nun of Death here, ready for battle!!
"Avast Ye, Ye Scaliwag! After a hard day of firing cannons, running your victims into reefs, stealing their booty and then putting them to death, you like to relax with a bubble bath & a romance novel. But what else is a Pirate Lass to do after work, anyway?"
Dagger Wilson (formerly known as Tammy)
No buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas is meaner than you. Why, you once shot a man just for snoring. Wait, that was John Wesley Hardin. Never mind. But still, you're She-Hell On Wheels, except ships have no wheels so you're, like, She-Hell On Sails. Or something.
These are so funny--first time I've ever been called "She-Hell On Wheels"!
Suzanna The Slovenly
(formerly known as Gin)
Your fearsome stare and shrill voice would scare any swabby straight, except maybe Richard Simmons. Arrrr, even your parrot is frightful and has been known the peck the eyes out of anyone that crosses ye. Or doesn't cross ye, or doesn't let ye go first at a 4-way stop.
Geezz...but I sing like hyenas in throes of agony n me parrot loves shiny things.
MISTY THE MAGNIFICENT...I like artichokes, and my other job should be an architect....LOL....
THAT'S a good one, isis! You must eat raw meat, huh?
OMG How hilarious!!!
I am blood-letter here is what it means
Siver me timbers, you're known as "The Piratess Who Couldn't Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Written On The Heel." In other words, you're completely incompetent and would have been better off as a gardener, or interior decorator.
I don't make a very good pirate but I love to garden and interior decorate lololo
But I will try to be a pirate anyway, lolol
WHAT THE...???!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
You Are:
Screaming Samantha
(formerly known as Susan)
You're known as "The Piratess Who Might Just Be A Little Too In-Touch With Her Masculine Side". The cabin-girls are all scared of you and your crew thinks you wear way too much black and eye the ladies a wee bit too much. There's almost no doubt you should have been a priest.
Long Dong Slither
Aye, you love making landlubbers walk the plank, it's better than plundering or hacking off heads. Why, you're so brutal and vicious, even your pegleg is capped with a hook. It makes you look fearsome but gives you a lot of trouble when walking across shag carpets.
Mikey the Maverick
Aaarrrggghhh! (Stubs toe) Aye is thee captain of this here ship and that's 'ship' with a 'P' and not a 'T.' Me and me cohorts, da' Goonies is selling yonder sea outside the bay of Seattle after this here bottom of the ninth arse kicking by Ichiro Suzuki who hit a 2-run homerun (home-rum?) off of Mo Riviera! Dangit all! Now those evil Red Sox are gaining on us! I sees dem over yonder stern at the horizon line! Parle! Parle I say!
What a great idea for an avatar, Ernie...Will you return to your dog tomorrow?
Thanks Dohn. Yup. Just borrowed this for the day .
Don't worry emievil you'll be my cookie nyahahaha yummy prey... Sorry Uninvitedwriter for two consec posts ma'm hehehe, I cant help reply to emie's...
Ay, me name is apparently (oops, pirates don't say "apparently") Captainess Keelhauler, formerly Lisa. Me thinks me has to learn me pirate talk a little better, mates. Captainess Keelhauler ain't one for watchin' pirate movies.
Yer doom be at hand, ye parrot-loving swabbies... To the poop deck!.
Captain Cindy The Sinner
Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.
I enjoyed that one. Thanks Uninvited Writer!
Avast ye scurvy dogs! I be Black Bill (even though me name's not really Bill and me fur be as gray as the October sky).
Arrr, you're one of the few pirates who enjoys coffee. And after 35 cups you're ready to take on the English Navy, sail around the world, paint the ship, pleat the mizzenmast, iron the sails, scrub the rudder and sweep the floors. You really need to switch to decaf
Y'aaar! From this day forward, I be known as Dastardly Dick! Ain't I the lucky one!
You're a crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn't like. You enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. You'd gouge out your own mother's eye if you thought she was cheating you on your share of the booty.
Well shiver me timbers, if this don’t be the most ragtag huddle of scurvy dogs I ever did see. Happy to come aboard for me share of the grog and pretty wenches, may I not make ye acquaintances too soon, in the bosom of Davey Jones Locker.
Horse Hung Harry's the name, and there be no pieces of eight for guessing why.
Death Star -oops Muffin lol lol
Gee thanks General, smellin purdy as a field of lavendar aye aye ,eat heartily now
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