I recall my dear friend Frogdropping complaining about getting too many fans; yeah, remember those days? that's what we were then, anyway. NO MORE DAM IT! Every time I turn around it seems like I have a new follower. I can't take it any more. Now, I must leave here in a bit, got work to do for a friend. When I return and if I find any new followers, I will curse you all with a nasty poem you may not like. So, go follow CrisA or Randybehavior or Patty English, anyone but me!
I thought it was about flowers. (I know I'm pretty guilty of being more flower-inclined in my Internet doings than some people find acceptable... Oh well, never mind. Guess I don't need to re-think my flower-inclinations after all. )
I don't get it, you don't want followers? Maybe you want people to vote your hubs down instead of sending you flowers or maybe someone should do both! That's it, I'm a follower for sure! But don't think I'm ever going to waste my time reading you garbage! I hope you like daisy's!
He gave the old "I'm stepping out and while I'm gone no one better follow me" line. Secretly hoping he'll have hundreds more by the time he gets back. Looks like he has funny stuff but I am not a follower and not allowed anymore! :-(
Awww shyyt! I went and misspelled. SOB, that's what I get for being in a hurry, Oh well, I do love y'all's fllowers, a lot. Really I do and I love most of my followers that I know. I honestly think I only have four, maybe five, the rest are all alter egos or sock puppets? Anyway, I find it hard to keep up with y'all and I had to run out this afternoon and do some volunteer work for the city. I come back to this. hahaha yer all nuts. I reckon that's why I love ya so much. Now I also see I gained more followers against my demands. I hope they at least left me some comments. Seems like most of them any more are just on a fanning spree. Tom, I love your flower the best my man. Now it looks as if I need to do that poem I said I'd do. Rochelle will be included. thanks all for the fun anyway. Have I missed anyone? screw it.
Ok...so I don't care about flowers, or Fllowers, or followers...but why do so many people have Christoph Reilly's picture as their avatar??? Has there been a resurgence of the cult, or is Christoph creating clones of himself???? Someone please explain.
I comment sometimes - not many comments on my hubs lately either - and people aren't hanging out in the forums as much either. I don't think people actually read my hubs either, judging by some of the comments they do leave - they skim it and make totally weird assumptions - plust, you know, you're not the easiest poet to understand! Sometimes I think you're joking but then, maybe not! That's what we love about you - complicated Charlie! You know we're all just narcissists, anyhow - and negative narcissists some of us! I am trying to fake it, but my skin is getting very thin!
Thank you, ralwus, for the pome I didn't understand it much,but that's because I only understand doggeral. Thank you very much, and I hardly know what to say as evidenced by my replies on your hub. I feel really honored, I think.
I welcome being corrected on this but isn't this double-speak? I want less fans or flowers, that is like saying "stop loving me so much"... or equivalent to pretending to push people away when in fact they want more attention? There are people who actually do this. I know a few. (Not on Hub Pages obviously)
But if the gesture is genuine and the person wants to spend time alone or away, then that I understand too. Just don't ask the world to be put on hold for you, as the world is not built that way, alas. And neither are people...
Gee, thanks admin. Yup, that's sarcasm. I don't mind being another Hubber's fan--not a bit. Fan a lot of folks and try to keep an eye on a fair smidgen of what they produce, too.But FOLLOWER? I AIN'T NOBODY'S FOLLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now HubPages turned into Twitter...
Yes I did write another poem. As I have stated I am in a tough spot right now and have figured out how to word this emotion.The Beast withinhas always been heldby a veil, so thinits fury unstoppableits rage burns unfueledready to commit acts of sin.The Man, just a shellno longer in controlIt...
Having only joining this two days ago, all I can say is ... it works. I'm too tired to work out the whys etc, I just know that it does. My traffic has already doubled (more than) and that is, I presume, the point.I never was a hubber that had a thousand views per day but perhaps that's achievable...
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