No more fllowers dam it!

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   I recall my dear friend Frogdropping complaining about getting too many fans; yeah, remember those days? that's what we were then, anyway. NO MORE DAM IT! Every time I turn around it seems like I have a new follower. I can't take it any more. Now, I must leave here in a bit, got work to do for a friend. When I return and if I find any new followers, I will curse you all with a nasty poem you may not like. So, go follow CrisA or Randybehavior or Patty English, anyone but me!

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha ha. I tried sooo hard to be her 200th follower....
      
      want me to unfollow you?  Ill still stalk you tho....

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      What a shameless move, Ralwus!  An attention-getting ploy, indeed!  You love us, you know you do, and I know you want more, many more! 

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      tony0724posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Well instead of flowers how bout a beer ?

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Fine. I will delete you! Geeeeeeez!

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         ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         you can't do that. I think I followed you first maybe.
         Lorlie, I ain't, and thanks. xox

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            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Not only are you following me... you are also stalking me on FB!  Flowers!!! Bah! What a joke!!!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ralwus I am all over Operation hateufollow
      
      emails have been drafted revised 3 times, visuals, layout and font all 'good to go'
      
      we launch 2100 and should be clear of every single one foolish follower no later than 2300
      
      Sir, may I speak freely before we part?  It has been both an honour and a pleasure serving under you as often as you allowed me too.
      
      And sir I was never your fan nor did i ever once follow you..  Your generous actions allowed me to not feel obligated in that way.  I did thankfully know Sir what a gift I was given to serve on you
      
      Thank you
      
      out.

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         ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         funny Kim. x

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      tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Brilliant move!

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      princess gposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I felt forced to follow you, I had no other choice. i simply can't let other people boss me around and tell me what to do. Deal with it!
      
      Is that a huge jug of whiskey?

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   oh!  wrong thread!  I thought this was gonna be about flowers!!!   
   
   
   
   
   ha!

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      Lisa HWposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I thought it was about flowers.  (I know I'm pretty guilty of being more flower-inclined in my Internet doings than some people find acceptable...    Oh well, never mind.  Guess I don't need to re-think my flower-inclinations after all.    )

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   possibly welsh fllwers! 

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   TamCorposted 13 years ago

   Are we in a mood, Charlie???
   
   I thought this was going to be about the end of summer, and all Charlie's flowers were fading away...
   
   And I already AM a follower of yours, so there! 
   
   Darn it, now I've got that song "You Don't Send Me Flowers Anymore" stuck in my head, lol...
   
   

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   I have the song "Red Roses for a Blue Lady" stuck now!  How can he always do this to us?

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   Rochelle Frankposted 13 years ago

   Yes, I thought why wouldn't he want flowers?

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   Lifeallstar1posted 13 years ago

   His followers must feel really special right now.

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   how about a wave hello instead?
   
   

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   Ivorwenposted 13 years ago

   I was wondering who you were getting all the flowers from... or if the frost had killed them all, but I see that isn't the case at all.
   
   You know, after reading this, if I wasn't a follower, I would have to become one.  Just for curiosities sake!  Just to see if you beat people with carrots, like Frogdropping does. 
   
   And in case you are in need of flowers:
   

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    steve-bc-caposted 13 years ago

    I don't get it, you don't want followers? Maybe you want people to vote your hubs down instead of sending you flowers or maybe someone should do both! That's it, I'm a follower for sure! But don't think I'm ever going to waste my time reading you garbage!
    I hope you like daisy's!

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    Lifeallstar1posted 13 years ago

    He gave the old "I'm stepping out and while I'm gone no one better follow me" line. Secretly hoping he'll have hundreds more by the time he gets back. Looks like he has funny stuff but I am not a follower and not allowed anymore! :-(

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    paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

    Ralwus,
    
    I’m sorry about all the fllowers I sent you. But you are just so darn cute and fuzzy…

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    Rochelle Frankposted 13 years ago

    It worked for me-- He has sent me many kind comments in the past, and when I checked (guess what) I wan't a fllower-- so I had to sign on. Maybe I was a fan of his in an earlier life.

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       TamCorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       I know that Charlie will be proud to have you as a fllower, Rochelle......I wish I could re-fllower him...
       
       
       

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hey Rochelle, which life was that?  Back in the Middle Ages?  Or perhaps the Inquisition??

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          Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I was thinking of his previous incarnation (carnations?) on Hubpages.

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Ah, I see...Ohh, go get him some of those, I just know he'd adore carnations.

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    Medora Trevilianposted 13 years ago

    I can never have too many flowers!!

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Here ya go, Charlie-grow your own, with lots and lots of glitter!
    

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    
    I fan...I follow...because I love you and your words.  xoxo

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    he's only done this cause he wants more fllowers!!!  Send him more!!!

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    TamCorposted 13 years ago

    Okay, Beth!!!!!
    
    Here Charlie--My grandson is picking you some fresh fllowers...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       He is adorable, TamCor!

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          TamCorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks, lorlie!!!  His cuteness lets him get away with quite a bit...including running into the middle of his mommy's flowerbed, lol...

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I'd let him, I'm sure!

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       ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       He is darling, love it, gotta love him.

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Pink's always good!
    

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Where IS Charlie?  I thought he might like my new avatar!

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    WryLiltposted 13 years ago

    You followed me first!

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    Tom Cornettposted 13 years ago

    Charlie...I thought you loved flowers? 
    
    
    
    

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       WryLiltposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I knew I should have stayed with my highschool girlfriend!
       
       No man can look that good among flowers!

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          Hauntyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah, but you can still find a hottie.

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       ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Tom, I just noticed another fllower in the background. Lovely.

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    steve-bc-caposted 13 years ago

    Wow, he is a great writer I wonder why he doesn't have more followers lol. I can't help but follow now..

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You won't be disappointed, steve-bc-ca.  He's fabulous...so fabulous in fact, that I must leave him yet another bit of floral joy!
       

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    For you my love,
    
    

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Ah, for you Tony and CC, cheers loves! 
    
    

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       tony0724posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       OHHHH thank you !

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    Hauntyposted 13 years ago

    I can't believe this! She's calling you her love?!
    I love you, ralwus! Better than all the others do! Will you choose me?
    

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    @ Tony - I wasn't kidding I had some in the fridge this weekend.... nice and cold just for you and the game.    xox

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       tony0724posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'll grab a flight !

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          Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Awww shyyt! I went and misspelled. SOB, that's what I get for being in a hurry, Oh well, I do love y'all's fllowers, a lot. Really I do and I love most of my followers that I know. I honestly think I only have four, maybe five, the rest are all alter egos or sock puppets?
    Anyway, I find it hard to keep up with y'all and I had to run out this afternoon and do some volunteer work for the city. I come back to this. hahaha yer all nuts. I reckon that's why I love ya so much.
    Now I also see I gained more followers against my demands. I hope they at least left me some comments. Seems like most of them any more are just on a fanning spree.
    Tom, I love your flower the best my man.
    Now it looks as if I need to do that poem I said I'd do. Rochelle will be included. thanks all for the fun anyway. Have I missed anyone? screw it.

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Tony, you look so, so better somehow. Must've been your visit with Shari?

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       tony0724posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Might be the liquor Charles !

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    TamCorposted 13 years ago

    Tom, I love your flower the best my man.
    
    Now why did I just KNOW you were going to say that, Charlie???
    
    

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Sooo predictable!

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          TamCorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yep--Typical man....hahahaha
          
          

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             Tom Cornettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Because women are the finest of flowers...right Charlie? 

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                TamCorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Ohhhh, GOOD SAVE! hahahahaha
                
                
                

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                   lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Yes, I must agree, TamCor!!  These men are in cahoots, I tell ya. 

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 13 years ago

    Oh... Charlie popped back and I still haven't learned how to post all the pretty pictures yet.  I'm already a follower, and I can't post a pic of a flower.
    
    I suppose my humble devotion will have to do.
    

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    WoodsmensPostposted 13 years ago

    

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       WoodsmensPostposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ooops I guess the hot flink wasn't I aggod idea on this fllower relpy what was I thingking .........has anyone seen ralwus?

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That is the question!
          
          Where is the Ralwus - by the way it's also a great instrumental by Alan Parson's Project...
          
          Or is it - Where is the Walrus? hmmm!

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Perhaps he doesn't have the ready cash to fllower us and is hiding out!

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                ...behind the huge bottle!

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I'm listening to it as I write this...thanks, klara, for the music!

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                It's a classic!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Excuse me, I must adjourn to my boudouir and fllor - fll- fllower!  Excuse.  Perhaps I will be all done by tomorrow.  Or Monday.

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Bye bye, Sweets!

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    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 13 years ago

    Ok...so I don't care about flowers, or Fllowers, or followers...but why do so many people have Christoph Reilly's picture as their avatar???  Has there been a resurgence of the cult, or is Christoph creating clones of himself????  Someone please explain.

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    Hey Anna Marie!!!
    
    It's genetic testing in District 9.  We're seeing if Christoph can really be cloned.  It appears that he can appear in male or female form. 

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I think you have to be bitten in order to start to change!

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          Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            and I recall you biting me the other night..... 
          
          

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             logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             yeah, but it was a lovebite!

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    like this:
    
    

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's one big hickey!

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

      I heard you're known for that! 

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       There's only one way to find out for sure!

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    Beth100posted 13 years ago

    You'll get a mouthful of fur! 
    
    
    *I'm the dog, ya know.....*

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       logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I like fur!

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    Sunny Robinsonposted 13 years ago

    Ralwus, I couldn't resist.
    
    I really think you should make a hub out of this, lol.
    
    http://hubpages.com/question/71712/so-- … wers-d?new

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       sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       @Ralwus, you did get a lot of flowers and fowlers did you get more followers?
       LOL

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          ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yes I did dam it. hehe Seems to be no end to them. Oh well. None of them commented on any hubs though, which is pretty normal lately. I don't even know if they read anything. I love fllowers anyway.

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             Sunny Robinsonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Pfft, that's silly.  Of course your fllowers read your hubs.

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             Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I was told there would be no reading.

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                but there is plenty of drinkin' going on!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    weird flowers are always best 
    
    
    
    I comment sometimes - not many comments on my hubs lately either - and people aren't hanging out in the forums as much either.  I don't think people actually read my hubs either, judging by some of the comments they do leave - they skim it and make totally weird assumptions - plust, you know, you're not the easiest poet to understand!  Sometimes I think you're joking but then, maybe not!  That's what we love about you - complicated Charlie!  You know we're all just narcissists, anyhow - and negative narcissists some of us!  I am trying to fake it, but my skin is getting very thin! 
    
    so have a nice Sunday!  yeh.  right.

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    Lisa HWposted 13 years ago

    When it's a dreary Sunday afternoon, and you have nothing else to do...    you can always go post some "fllowers" on a forum thread that pretty much screams out for some....   
    
    
    
    (I thought pink would be particularly "appreciated"     )

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    Love pink, thanks, love Mega, you and all my fllowers. Thanks evryone. Mega, me hard to understand? bwahahaah

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Quitcher grumblin', Campbell-here's a bouquet just for you!
    
    Smile and the fllowers smile with you, right?

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    haha fllower stalk.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       telling.  you said stalk!

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          ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          i was blatantly invited to stalk you

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             You are stalking Kimberly too?!

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    shust up

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Who you tellin' to shust up, boy?!!!

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       Randy Godwinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I think you were probably defllowered against your will at some early point in your life, Charlie!  Or not!

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          ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Can they do that Randy? oh yeah, circumcision.

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             My new avatar - A little homage to you, Ralwus.

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                ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Hey! I love it. thanks hahaha

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    yes. we have that anyway

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       lol GOOD NIGHT!

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    Rochelle Frankposted 13 years ago

    Thank you, ralwus, for the pome  I didn't understand it much,but that's because I only understand doggeral. Thank you very much, and I hardly know what to say as evidenced by my replies on your hub. I feel really honored, I think.

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    You think? ahha. I am goin' ta bed. sweet dreams of liver.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    defllowered? ered?  or not.  I shall not be responsible for anything I posted earlier on Sunday morning - I was not fully fllowered or awake, even.

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    Astra Nomikposted 13 years ago

    I welcome being corrected on this but isn't this double-speak? I want less fans or flowers, that is like saying "stop loving me so much"... or equivalent to pretending to push people away when in fact they want more attention? There are people who actually do this. I know a few. (Not on Hub Pages obviously)
    
    But if the gesture is genuine and the person wants to spend time alone or away, then that I understand too. Just don't ask the world to be put on hold for you, as the world is not built that way, alas. And neither are people...
    
    Enjoying reading these threads.

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