Post only funny Oxymorons here

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  1. oxymoron profile image55
    oxymoronposted 8 years ago

    to start with...

    God fearing Atheist!!!

    lol

    1. Daniel Carter profile image72
      Daniel Carterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Jumbo Shrimp!

    2. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

  2. SognoPiccolo profile image83
    SognoPiccoloposted 8 years ago

    in the words of Charlie Brown.... Good Grief!

  3. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    Open-minded Conservative

    1. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO

  4. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 8 years ago

    Spend more - save more!

  5. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 8 years ago

    Make money with Kontera!

  6. timorous profile image81
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    New And Improved!

  7. alternate poet profile image65
    alternate poetposted 8 years ago

    good for you because "nothing added and nothing taken away"

    an ad for shredded wheat !

    1. writinginalaska profile image75
      writinginalaskaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      buy one get one free,     well if u have to Buy anything, the second one isn't free.........   just give me my free one and i'm outa here!!!!

  8. A la carte profile image55
    A la carteposted 8 years ago

    here are a couple...hells angels  and one for golfers  metal woods

  9. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 8 years ago

    True lies!

  10. Susana S profile image96
    Susana Sposted 8 years ago

    Creationist Science!

  11. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    sober drunk

  12. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    tax return

  13. europewalker profile image75
    europewalkerposted 8 years ago

    clearly misunderstood

  14. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    wicked good

  15. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 8 years ago

    Sad joke!

  16. Never_Forget profile image53
    Never_Forgetposted 8 years ago

    Oxymoronic paradox

    1. Never_Forget profile image53
      Never_Forgetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You can't kill me I was born dead

      1. Never_Forget profile image53
        Never_Forgetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        My great grandfather was a Native American pilgrim

        1. Never_Forget profile image53
          Never_Forgetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          He believed in no beliefs and was happily married to an Australian eskimo

  17. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    seriously funny

  18. Laura Philips profile image58
    Laura Philipsposted 8 years ago

    "Don't come running to me if you break your leg"

  19. raisingme profile image81
    raisingmeposted 8 years ago

    Disability Benefits

  20. EmpressFelicity profile image69
    EmpressFelicityposted 8 years ago

    honest politician

  21. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 8 years ago

    Born actor..?

  22. oxymoron profile image55
    oxymoronposted 8 years ago

    Flight-less bird

  23. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 8 years ago

    extra money

  24. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 8 years ago

    Simply complicated

  25. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    thoughtless plan

  26. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    spend thrift

  27. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    Honest Lawyer tongue

  28. profile image0
    prayersposted 7 years ago

    Sure Bet

  29. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    diet coke

  30. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    latest and greatest

  31. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    Government Intelligence

  32. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    Same difference

  33. timorous profile image81
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Glad to be unhappy

  34. catwoman89 profile image60
    catwoman89posted 7 years ago

    civil war

  35. timorous profile image81
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    reality tv

    1. LeslieAdrienne profile image79
      LeslieAdrienneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      calm storm

  36. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 7 years ago

    magical realism

  37. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    pretty ugly

  38. goldenpath profile image70
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Probacterial Soap
    Pimply Fair Skin
    Rising Descent
    Mountainous Valley
    Righteous Little Devil
    Having a Hot Chill
    "I'm running on the Democrat/Republican ticket."
    "Your homework passed with a failing grade."
    We are progressing forward in a reversing manner.

  39. goldenpath profile image70
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Antifungal Penecillian (please excuse spelling - temporary brain fart)
    Your massively protruded pimple is greatly recessed!

  40. goldenpath profile image70
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    That desert is dry as a great vein of water.
    Your feline is really a pretty canine.
    My Jaguar Ram is a fine automobile.

  41. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    exact estimate

  42. goldenpath profile image70
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Acceptable Reject
    Dry Shower
    Silent Babble

  43. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Military intelligence

  44. Charles James profile image76
    Charles Jamesposted 7 years ago

    Military Intelligence

  45. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 7 years ago

    a street named "park drive"

  46. oxymoron profile image55
    oxymoronposted 7 years ago

    random order

  47. Docmo profile image91
    Docmoposted 7 years ago

    still life

  48. weblog profile image56
    weblogposted 7 years ago

    Business Ethics!

  49. manlypoetryman profile image75
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    Postal Service

  50. manlypoetryman profile image75
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    Political mind

 
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