Post only funny Oxymorons here

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   oxymoronposted 11 years ago

   to start with...
   
   God fearing Atheist!!!
   
   

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      Daniel Carterposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Jumbo Shrimp!

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      Denise Handlonposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

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   SognoPiccoloposted 11 years ago

   in the words of Charlie Brown.... Good Grief!

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   Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

   Open-minded Conservative

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      Denise Handlonposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO

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   Home Girlposted 11 years ago

   Spend more - save more!

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   weblogposted 11 years ago

   Make money with Kontera!

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   timorousposted 11 years ago

   New And Improved!

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   alternate poetposted 11 years ago

   good for you because "nothing added and nothing taken away"
   
   an ad for shredded wheat !

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      writinginalaskaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      buy one get one free,     well if u have to Buy anything, the second one isn't free.........   just give me my free one and i'm outa here!!!!

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   A la carteposted 11 years ago

   here are a couple...hells angels  and one for golfers  metal woods

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   weblogposted 11 years ago

   True lies!

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    Susana Sposted 11 years ago

    Creationist Science!

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    ralwusposted 11 years ago

    sober drunk

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 11 years ago

    tax return

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    europewalkerposted 11 years ago

    clearly misunderstood

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    mega1posted 11 years ago

    wicked good

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    weblogposted 11 years ago

    Sad joke!

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    Never_Forgetposted 11 years ago

    Oxymoronic paradox

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       Never_Forgetposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       You can't kill me I was born dead

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          Never_Forgetposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          My great grandfather was a Native American pilgrim

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             Never_Forgetposted 11 years agoin reply to this

             He believed in no beliefs and was happily married to an Australian eskimo

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    mega1posted 11 years ago

    seriously funny

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    Laura Philipsposted 11 years ago

    "Don't come running to me if you break your leg"

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    raisingmeposted 11 years ago

    Disability Benefits

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    EmpressFelicityposted 11 years ago

    honest politician

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    weblogposted 11 years ago

    Born actor..?

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    oxymoronposted 11 years ago

    Flight-less bird

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    ddsurfscaposted 11 years ago

    extra money

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    dingdongposted 11 years ago

    Simply complicated

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    ddsurfscaposted 11 years ago

    thoughtless plan

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    ddsurfscaposted 11 years ago

    spend thrift

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    dingdongposted 11 years ago

    Honest Lawyer

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    prayersposted 11 years ago

    Sure Bet

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    Home Girlposted 11 years ago

    diet coke

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    mtsi1098posted 11 years ago

    latest and greatest

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    Denise Handlonposted 11 years ago

    Government Intelligence

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    Beth100posted 11 years ago

    Same difference

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    timorousposted 11 years ago

    Glad to be unhappy

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    catwoman89posted 11 years ago

    civil war

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    timorousposted 11 years ago

    reality tv

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       LeslieAdrienneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       calm storm

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    weblogposted 11 years ago

    magical realism

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    prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

    pretty ugly

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    goldenpathposted 11 years ago

    Probacterial Soap
    Pimply Fair Skin
    Rising Descent
    Mountainous Valley
    Righteous Little Devil
    Having a Hot Chill
    "I'm running on the Democrat/Republican ticket."
    "Your homework passed with a failing grade."
    We are progressing forward in a reversing manner.

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    goldenpathposted 11 years ago

    Antifungal Penecillian (please excuse spelling - temporary brain fart)
    Your massively protruded pimple is greatly recessed!

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    goldenpathposted 11 years ago

    That desert is dry as a great vein of water.
    Your feline is really a pretty canine.
    My Jaguar Ram is a fine automobile.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

    exact estimate

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    goldenpathposted 11 years ago

    Acceptable Reject
    Dry Shower
    Silent Babble

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    earnestshubposted 11 years ago

    Military intelligence

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    Charles Jamesposted 11 years ago

    Military Intelligence

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    mtsi1098posted 11 years ago

    a street named "park drive"

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    oxymoronposted 11 years ago

    random order

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    Docmoposted 11 years ago

    still life

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    weblogposted 11 years ago

    Business Ethics!

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    manlypoetrymanposted 11 years ago

    Postal Service

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    manlypoetrymanposted 11 years ago

    Political mind

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