Post only funny Oxymorons here

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  1. oxymoron profile image58
    oxymoronposted 10 years ago

    to start with...

    God fearing Atheist!!!

    lol

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    1. Daniel Carter profile image69
      Daniel Carterposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Jumbo Shrimp!

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    2. Denise Handlon profile image86
      Denise Handlonposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

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  2. SognoPiccolo profile image60
    SognoPiccoloposted 10 years ago

    in the words of Charlie Brown.... Good Grief!

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  3. Greek One profile image70
    Greek Oneposted 10 years ago

    Open-minded Conservative

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    1. Denise Handlon profile image86
      Denise Handlonposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO

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  4. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 10 years ago

    Spend more - save more!

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  5. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 10 years ago

    Make money with Kontera!

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  6. timorous profile image80
    timorousposted 10 years ago

    New And Improved!

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  7. alternate poet profile image68
    alternate poetposted 10 years ago

    good for you because "nothing added and nothing taken away"

    an ad for shredded wheat !

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    1. writinginalaska profile image77
      writinginalaskaposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      buy one get one free,     well if u have to Buy anything, the second one isn't free.........   just give me my free one and i'm outa here!!!!

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  8. A la carte profile image59
    A la carteposted 10 years ago

    here are a couple...hells angels  and one for golfers  metal woods

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  9. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 10 years ago

    True lies!

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  10. Susana S profile image97
    Susana Sposted 10 years ago

    Creationist Science!

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  11. profile image0
    ralwusposted 10 years ago

    sober drunk

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  12. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 10 years ago

    tax return

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  13. europewalker profile image76
    europewalkerposted 10 years ago

    clearly misunderstood

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  14. mega1 profile image74
    mega1posted 10 years ago

    wicked good

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  15. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 10 years ago

    Sad joke!

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  16. Never_Forget profile image60
    Never_Forgetposted 10 years ago

    Oxymoronic paradox

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    1. Never_Forget profile image60
      Never_Forgetposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You can't kill me I was born dead

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      1. Never_Forget profile image60
        Never_Forgetposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        My great grandfather was a Native American pilgrim

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        1. Never_Forget profile image60
          Never_Forgetposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          He believed in no beliefs and was happily married to an Australian eskimo

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  17. mega1 profile image74
    mega1posted 10 years ago

    seriously funny

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  18. Laura Philips profile image58
    Laura Philipsposted 10 years ago

    "Don't come running to me if you break your leg"

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  19. raisingme profile image76
    raisingmeposted 10 years ago

    Disability Benefits

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  20. EmpressFelicity profile image76
    EmpressFelicityposted 10 years ago

    honest politician

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  21. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 10 years ago

    Born actor..?

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  22. oxymoron profile image58
    oxymoronposted 10 years ago

    Flight-less bird

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  23. ddsurfsca profile image63
    ddsurfscaposted 10 years ago

    extra money

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  24. dingdong profile image57
    dingdongposted 10 years ago

    Simply complicated

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  25. ddsurfsca profile image63
    ddsurfscaposted 10 years ago

    thoughtless plan

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  26. ddsurfsca profile image63
    ddsurfscaposted 10 years ago

    spend thrift

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  27. dingdong profile image57
    dingdongposted 10 years ago

    Honest Lawyer tongue

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  28. profile image0
    prayersposted 10 years ago

    Sure Bet

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  29. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 10 years ago

    diet coke

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  30. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 10 years ago

    latest and greatest

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  31. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 10 years ago

    Government Intelligence

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  32. Beth100 profile image67
    Beth100posted 10 years ago

    Same difference

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  33. timorous profile image80
    timorousposted 10 years ago

    Glad to be unhappy

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  34. catwoman89 profile image60
    catwoman89posted 10 years ago

    civil war

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  35. timorous profile image80
    timorousposted 10 years ago

    reality tv

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    1. LeslieAdrienne profile image82
      LeslieAdrienneposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      calm storm

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  36. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 10 years ago

    magical realism

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  37. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 10 years ago

    pretty ugly

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  38. goldenpath profile image68
    goldenpathposted 10 years ago

    Probacterial Soap
    Pimply Fair Skin
    Rising Descent
    Mountainous Valley
    Righteous Little Devil
    Having a Hot Chill
    "I'm running on the Democrat/Republican ticket."
    "Your homework passed with a failing grade."
    We are progressing forward in a reversing manner.

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  39. goldenpath profile image68
    goldenpathposted 10 years ago

    Antifungal Penecillian (please excuse spelling - temporary brain fart)
    Your massively protruded pimple is greatly recessed!

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  40. goldenpath profile image68
    goldenpathposted 10 years ago

    That desert is dry as a great vein of water.
    Your feline is really a pretty canine.
    My Jaguar Ram is a fine automobile.

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  41. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 10 years ago

    exact estimate

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  42. goldenpath profile image68
    goldenpathposted 10 years ago

    Acceptable Reject
    Dry Shower
    Silent Babble

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  43. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 10 years ago

    Military intelligence

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  44. Charles James profile image81
    Charles Jamesposted 10 years ago

    Military Intelligence

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  45. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 10 years ago

    a street named "park drive"

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  46. oxymoron profile image58
    oxymoronposted 10 years ago

    random order

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  47. Docmo profile image92
    Docmoposted 10 years ago

    still life

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  48. weblog profile image60
    weblogposted 10 years ago

    Business Ethics!

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  49. manlypoetryman profile image80
    manlypoetrymanposted 10 years ago

    Postal Service

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  50. manlypoetryman profile image80
    manlypoetrymanposted 10 years ago

    Political mind

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