Banned Because?

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   KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

   96 is a lovely number.
   Backwards it is even better.
   Banned for being jealous of my number.

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I too prefer it backwards. Banned for thinking I was jealous.

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   KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

   Banned for denying your jealousy.

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for picking on the little numbers!

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         recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for picking on people who pick on little numbers.

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   barryrutherfordposted 14 years ago

   Banned for having  2960 posts to the Forum & only 12 hubs

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   dingdongposted 14 years ago

   Banned for recommending 1..!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not realising the 1 was you  !!!!!

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         dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for not making it obvious

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            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for not realising - just look at those eyes, and the tongue hanging out !

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

   ...banned for looking so warm and cuddly while sending snow to my neighbourhood....OMG!...woke up to a cold white blanket of it....i can't take it...........................awwwwwww.......help!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for living in the wrong place - it is over 20 degrees C and rising every day here

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ...i'm on the next plane outtahere....see ya both soon...what's for dinner...

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            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            tomorrow will be Giulin noodles - mei fen  -  with a soy egg and a yo tiao  at the local  for 6 Yuan for the both of us - around 90cents.
            And you are banned for not actually moving toward the airport !

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

   ...thanks for banning me....i can't get to the airport because of the snow (6 inches so far...awwwwwww!)...yor banned for talking about the lovely noodles....please send me a shovel at least...i only have one for gardening! 

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      emievilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not having a shovel for shoveling snow.
      
      Seriously though, hope you'll get to the airport in time.

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         WebbyAvatarposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for nearing the count of 900 followers.

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            Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for having a Webby avatar. Must be spiders in there somewhere.
            

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   barryrutherfordposted 14 years ago

   Baneed for having a scary face

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for smiling

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         CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for still being prettier than me!

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   prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

   Banned for saying that..

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   Banned for objecting to being called pretty

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      you are banned then CM for that avatar again because it is cloudy here...

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    you're all banned for abandoning the banning!

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    banned for using a number in your hubber name

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for using not 1, but 2 butterflies!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for wanting too much by demanding less !

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          WebbyAvatarposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not capitalizing profile name!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for capitalising your profilename in the middle  Nah-nah-nee-nah-na !

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                WebbyAvatarposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for not realising I follow HubPages in capitalising profile name!

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                   theseusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for using an "s" instead of "z" on the words realizing and capitalizing..

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                      dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for being addicted to US English.

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                         theseusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for using the word "addicted"..

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                            dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned for using two dots at the end of the sentence!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because you donged my ding!

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       dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you left the Sun hanging in suspense.

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned becuase I hadn't told the sun that I had left it hanging, and it is now feeling insecure!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for making insecure sentences in a fun banning thread and making me read them and try to understand them Banned - Banned -Banned !!

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for constructing complicated sentences

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       oxymoronposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I don't see what was complicated.

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hi oxy - Banned for being a moron  :d

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    double banned for the number 1 in username and that cute panda look

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       and yor banned PDH...for telling him he's cute...his head looks big enough...if it gets any bigger, we'll only see the nose and tongue.......but he is pretty cute isn't he?

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning PDH for calling panda cute and then saying he is cute yourself...

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being so pink!

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       dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being so gray!

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being so - half dressed !

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    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for writing so good as an animal

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for the hand, and, a rhyme this time.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because I have some time to ban you right now

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I don't have time right now as I am on my way out the door ! but just had to check my emails and drifted by here as I log off

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for sticking out your tongue

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ...banned for scaring the gaters.....

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for playing electric guitar when clearly, the piano is a much better instrument! BANNED!

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             earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             banned for sudden unexplained disappearances.
             banned!

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                klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for displaying the same picture since 1982! Banned!

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for not realising that is a Ernests pic from 1902

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                      WebbyAvatarposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for too much counting.

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                         recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for counting pandas before they are hatched

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I am blaming you for my traffic falling!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because my traffic has risen steeply in all of my names

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for bragging!

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for sitting on a seal

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for taking so long to notice I'm sitting on the seal!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I have just got up !

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          Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for sleeping so late!

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Sleeping late is a phenomenal experience.
    
    Banned for ever thinking otherwise!

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    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Banned for tolerating tardiness..

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for such an old fashioned word as tardiness !

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ...and bannned for considering it old fashioned.....how 'bout "fashionably late"?

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for not being young enough to understand

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                lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                BANNED for being old enough to understand!

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                   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   ...ha ha ha......hey R1...banned for not talking to me...i'd sign up...but i've a few ?????'s fer ya......................and banned again for not using the technology at yer finger tips!

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                      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for not realising I don't have fingertips I have paws doh !

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                         SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         ...okay i'm all signed up....when's the dough start rollin' in? .... .
                         
                         ...and banned for thinking about sayin' the cheque's in the mail.....i've been on here for 2 hours....banning myself now....and 'keep yer paws off that'.......later.....
                         
                         ...'big bear hug'....

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                            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned for the bear hug - this is a family site and clothes are required.

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                   recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   and Banned for being sidewinded by SOH

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    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    banned for making clothes required

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because how could I possibly make clothes, required or not, with paws !

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          cardeleanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because you didn't think about that before you started this!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Look at that face, with the tongue and all !!  does it look like it thinks things out - Banned

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                theseusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Bannd for being too smart for cardelean

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                   cardeleanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for being too sassy!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because it's still too early to be so drunk!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because we are not as thunk as you drink we are !

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned because you're still tryin' to thunk!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for improper tense use - thunk must be past tense so how can I still be . . . .

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    yesh, but you still are TRYING! so, banned

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    BenWritingsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having a picture of some sort of freak alien elf baby as your avatar. And for having way more followers than me.

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for being envious!  also banned for bedhead!

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for picking on that cutie fish/baby

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being passed over in total violation of the unwritten rules of the Banning thread association !

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for writing too long of a ban

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Lack of punctuation.  Banned.

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       BenWritingsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for smiling too big ;]

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not recognizing I have a lot of reasons to smile at HP.

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having a hubscore higher than mine

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    No jealousy allowed.  Banned.

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for telling us how to feel!

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    BenWritingsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning.

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not fully understanding this thread.

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       there you go again!  telling us what to think!  you are SO banned! 

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not understanding I'm a bossy person.

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       cardeleanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for wanting people to understand you are a bossy person!

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not understanding this is a logical request.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for losing me!

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    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being lost.

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       skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for ahm.. dunno.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Banned for writing an exciting hub........ about Corn Flakes.
    BANNED!

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       cardeleanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for giving a nice compliment!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Banned for crossing my post! Banned!

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       skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for posting the reply 3 minutes after my post

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    pylos26posted 14 years ago

    Banned because I voted twice.

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for being a lovable jerk.   (joke)

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for looking so grumpy!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    your banned for not having a avatar in color.

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for banning me for something I've been banned before!

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          Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          whoops sorry. i didn't know that.  well then your banned for being too cute then.  hows that?   

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             skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for replacing kitteh avatar with dog. 

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                Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                banned for changing your avatar to a cute anime girl.

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             klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for thinking my avatar is cute when it's not a real picture of me. Banned!

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                skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for replacing original cute avatar to cute little girl.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Banned for confusing me by changing your avatar. Banned!

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       WebbyAvatarposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not changing your avatar for quite long time!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having webby bits

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       dishyumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for having a profile score that leads to jealousy.

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          webismineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not showing your face.

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