Banned Because?

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  1. profile image58
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing that some pandas have been born in zoos outside China!

    1. dingdong profile image59
      dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for holding all the logic and common sense wink

      1. CMHypno profile image95
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because I am really fed up of having to dong your ding again!

  2. WebbyAvatar profile image58
    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    Banned because the Sun is so bright that it makes me uncomfortable to look at it.

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for having a tidy room - a sign of a sick sick mind !

  3. cardelean profile image58
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned because your tongue is hanging out.

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you are all washed up !  I take it that is a yacht on the beach in the middle of your avatar pic ?

  4. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for posting a picture of... what in the world is that?!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That is me !!!!!!!!!  cute, cuddly, cheeky and sleeps a lot.

  5. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Banned for admiring yourself. big_smile

  6. profile image58
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not admiring me! smile

  7. sofs profile image68
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for asking for admiration smile

    1. dingdong profile image59
      dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for posting in 130th page of the thread.

  8. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Do I have to dong it again? Really?  Sooooo banned!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for using half a name

      1. dingdong profile image59
        dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not ending with a full stop.

        1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
          Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for acting like a grammar police.

          1. recommend1 profile image60
            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned (and nicked) for not realising that she IS the grammar police !

  9. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for bringing the police into this conversation

    1. webismine profile image59
      webismineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you too added to the conversation.

      1. CMHypno profile image95
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for trying to stifle free speech

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for thinking there is such a thing as free speech anymore

  10. weblog profile image59
    weblogposted 14 years ago

    Banned for posting a few seconds in advance.

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being so damn slow lady !! get with the whizzy !

  11. dingdong profile image59
    dingdongposted 14 years ago

    Banned for accusing someone of being slow.

  12. Sneha Sunny profile image83
    Sneha Sunnyposted 14 years ago

    banned for waking up early in the morning......

    1. dingdong profile image59
      dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not knowing it's night in my place wink

  13. Sneha Sunny profile image83
    Sneha Sunnyposted 14 years ago

    banned for doing home-work......

  14. WebbyAvatar profile image58
    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    Banned for stating homework is a reason for banning.

  15. French Fancy profile image60
    French Fancyposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I'm a Noob smile

    1. dingdong profile image59
      dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, Welcome and I'm banning you for being a noob big_smile

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for saying noob with a name like ding dong, it sounds somehow erotic

    2. French Fancy profile image60
      French Fancyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned because I can!

      1. weblog profile image59
        weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because you thought you can!

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for bad grammar heh heh heh !

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
            prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            banned for sounding like me -- a horse, heh heh heh hiyaaaaa...

  16. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    Didnt all you people get banned already ? Sheesh!

  17. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning all the people who posted before you. smile

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not banning him in Australian English - like "yer banned yer flamin drongo" or some other qaint coloquial crime against the English language !!    big_smile

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for incorrect grammatical use of Australian colloquial word usage as in apostrophe after the last letter n for use in the word, flamin'

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for claiming that Oztalk is a language, never mind with grammar rules !

  18. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being so fluffy!

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image99
      Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for having curly ringlets.

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for having a pointy nose

  19. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Is that a child's head that is near your tongue? Banned! big_smile

  20. profile image58
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not liking tongue!

  21. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Banned for implying that there is logic in commonsense. big_smile

  22. dingdong profile image59
    dingdongposted 14 years ago

    Banned because nobody banned you in 2 hours.

  23. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Banned for noticing the time even with your eyes closed. lol

  24. weblog profile image59
    weblogposted 14 years ago

    Banned for criticising someone for closing eyes.

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for using a mirror image.

  25. Karanda profile image74
    Karandaposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not recognising the creative artform from using a reflective image.

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
      Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for praising.

  26. WebbyAvatar profile image58
    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    Banned for the big question mark.

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
      Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for banning me for this same old reason(and for not being innovative).

      1. weblog profile image59
        weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for expecting innovation in banning.

        1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
          Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for blaming 'banning' for lack of innovation.

  27. cardelean profile image58
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I had to get up early to ban you.

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
      Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for giving 'banning' so much importance!

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for banging on about banning, or banging or . . .

  28. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for overusing the letter 'b'.

  29. timorous profile image82
    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using a peculiar avatar

  30. Joy56 profile image65
    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    importance and banning should not be mentioned in the same sentence, so you are banned.......

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image99
      Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Joyfully banned for not using a capital letter to start a sentence.

  31. cardelean profile image58
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for staring at me with those intense owl eyes.

    1. weblog profile image59
      weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for having a higher profile score.

  32. KristenGrace profile image61
    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having a lower profile score !

    1. barryrutherford profile image74
      barryrutherfordposted 14 years ago

      Banned for hogging the 'Banned Because' thread

    2. cardelean profile image58
      cardeleanposted 14 years ago

      Banned for making yourself the authority on who is hogging the banned because thread!

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image99
        Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for too much sky in your avatar.

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned becasue I have just got up and found my website pics not showing and took an hour to fix it before my first coffee was even half empty and it is raining and my feet are cold

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            ...banned for having cold feet......just get it over with....

    3. KristenGrace profile image61
      KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

      Banned for excessive use of ...

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ha ha ha.......................................................................

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image99
          Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for thinking ........... is a laughing matter.

    4. theseus profile image70
      theseusposted 14 years ago

      You're such a wise owl,therefore..BANNED! smile

    5. KristenGrace profile image61
      KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

      Continued use of excessive ...s = Banned

    6. theseus profile image70
      theseusposted 14 years ago

      Banned for those pearly whites. big_smile

    7. KristenGrace profile image61
      KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

      Banned for promoting pink hair.

    8. theseus profile image70
      theseusposted 14 years ago

      My pink hair is beautiful. Don't agree? Banned. smile

      1. dingdong profile image59
        dingdongposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for being proud of pink hair.

        1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
          Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for playing with your hair.

    9. KristenGrace profile image61
      KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

      Banned for lack of hair.

    10. theseus profile image70
      theseusposted 14 years ago

      Hi. Banned for posting before me. big_smile

      1. weblog profile image59
        weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for posting 4 minutes before me.

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned cos it is past my bed time

    11. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

      Isn't that guy at Google who did the slap called Panda - banned by association!!!

      1. WebbyAvatar profile image58
        WebbyAvatarposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because I think the association was unfair.

    12. KristenGrace profile image61
      KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

      Banned for asking 2000 questions.  That's a crazy big number !

    13. cherrystore profile image59
      cherrystoreposted 14 years ago

      maybe banned for not responding:)smile just kidding

      1. Rochelle Frank profile image99
        Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not being sure that ALL of this thread is "just kidding". big_smile

        1. CMHypno profile image95
          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being too reasonable

    14. 2uesday profile image67
      2uesdayposted 14 years ago

      Banned because if I do n't do this somebody else will.

    15. pilesnoway profile image59
      pilesnowayposted 14 years ago

      Banned for posting on a Monday...wink

    16. KristenGrace profile image61
      KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

      Banned for use of a winking smiley.

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for mentioning a sinking wiley !

        1. theseus profile image70
          theseusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          What is a sinking wiley?Banned! wink

          1. recommend1 profile image60
            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Wanned for not realising it is similar to a sinking biley!

            1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              ..& yor banned for being up late or early...what the heck is a sinking biley or wiley...

    17. profile image58
      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

      Banned for not knowing what a willie is!

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for suggesting that SOH would not know a willie if she saw one!  and banned again for mis-spelling wiley !

        1. earnestshub profile image70
          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for having the number one after your profile name!
          Banned!

          1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
            Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for using the B word twice!

            1. weblog profile image59
              weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for using B twice.

              1. CMHypno profile image95
                CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for excluding A

    18. theseus profile image70
      theseusposted 14 years ago

      That sun is sooo glaring!My eyes hurt. Banned!

      1. Ultimate Hubber profile image72
        Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for being too sensitive.

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not being sensitive about Theseus' problems.

     
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