Banned Because?

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  1. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for reporting the spammer banner instead of banning the reporter of the banner spamming, I think. smile

  2. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    Banned because this might be the Heat's year to win it all with a condensed season hurting the other veteran teams.

  3. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for looking like my Aunt Mimi!

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because my dog's name is Mimi!

  4. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I don't even have an Aunt Mimi!  I made that up!  isn't that Klar-voyant or something?  cuz your dog is Mimi - and she's not my aunt!  haha!  that dog of agentmomo's looks like a human! to me anyway.  well, kind of.  big_smile

  5. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because for making up Aunty Mimi smile

  6. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Banned becuz I don't have any Aunties!  I'm deprived, that's why I make stuff up!  big_smile

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ROFL lol

  7. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because mega1 needs aunties xx big_smile

    1. Pcunix profile image86
      Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because we don't allow xx here!

  8. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not allowing xx

  9. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I suspect "aunties" is a euphemism!  big_smile  and people will think I'm bad!  oh, yes, "bad aunties"  that's the ticket! lol

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol ROFL - Banned because mega1 is bad lol

  10. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I is not bad - just very misguided!

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because misguided, deprived and without Aunties!!! lol

  11. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I is misguided, deprived AND depraved!  lol  and from the sounds of things so are you!

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I am just as bad as mega1 lol

  12. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz if our bad aunties every meet, I can't be responsible!  big_smile

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I cant take the stress of our bad aunties meeting big_smile

  13. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz if our bad aunties met that would probably be really good!  big_smile

  14. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because although our bad aunties were good, Our Uncles were really bad and began to tease our aunties, and abig fight broke out and thepolice had to get involved. Then we had to bail them out of prison for disturbing the peace....... smile lol

  15. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for driving away all the other banners with police incidents involving our relatives.  Bad! Bad! Bad!

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned because all the other banners banned us.... big_smile

  16. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz we is a law unto ourselves!  nobody can do anything about us and our bad aunties       and uncles, too!

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because we are the best smile lol

  17. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz we are so excellent at banning - and no other banner can measure up!  big_smile

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because all the other banners are scared we will ban them lol

  18. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz now we're getting ridiculous!  lol

  19. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because ridiculous rules!!!! lol

  20. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being too fast for me!

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for being brilliant!! smile

  21. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for banning out of order!

  22. Alexander Pease profile image59
    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not developing your own theme song.

  23. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I sing all the time, nobody hears it, but I am singing!

  24. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because no one can hear you sing.. big_smile

  25. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you would not want to hear my singing!  I sound like a sick cat!  Plus I've been waking myself up at night, singing in my dreams!  how weird is that? big_smile

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because mega1 needs to sleep and has to stop waking up and singing as its destroying your sleep.... (not that weird I used to do it sometimes) big_smile

  26. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    yes, it's weird, and the songs are ones I make up at the time and can't remember later - but I think (in my dreams) they are wonderful and I know I'll remember them, but I don't!  so you're banned becuz I need sleep and so on and on and on  big_smile

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because mega1 banned me big_smile

  27. prettydarkhorse profile image66
    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    banned for blaming others about your "sleep" plus again your sexy outfit

  28. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you banned me for banning you!  really!  and now we sink into ridiculousness again!  lol

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned because your superman is jealous of your outfit lol

  29. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned because we could earn an accolade for spending to much time in the Banned Because . . . thread and actually get banned for banning others for stupid reasons!  YES!  I will be a big success somehow!  somehow . . .yikes

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yay Sucesss!! smile

  30. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I have written 99 hubs - so you are banned for not giving me an idea for my #100!  should it be about unappreciated hubbers?

  31. Alexander Pease profile image59
    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you didn't think of writing about a human hybrid, cat/human. Kind of like Dark Angel.

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned becuz it sounds like you know rather a lot about this human/cat hybrid - maybe you are one?

      1. calpol25 profile image63
        calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because human/cat hybrids scare me smile

  32. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for scaring off Alexander- I was about to find out if he is a hybrid!  Now we'll never know!

  33. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    banned because you did not find the answer fast enough. big_smile

  34. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for hovering -  like when you hover your hand over the cards when you're playing slapjack!  not allowed!

  35. calpol25 profile image63
    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because I was not allowed to hover, and I love hovering big_smile

  36. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned because you always have to WIN!

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I love Mega1 and Mega1 is officially the winner, so I ban myself lol smile

  37. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    wow!  and  I love calpol25 (man, that's a hard name to say!) but I have to go, so I'm gonna ban myself!!

    1. calpol25 profile image63
      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Bye mega1 smile

  38. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Aww, Mega1, you beat me to it-I was going to ban myself for not being here in such a long time   smile

  39. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being here without me!

    1. Pcunix profile image86
      Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you came back.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for being here with me! lol

  40. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Hey!  banned for coming around finally and acting all, like you been here all the time!

  41. Alexander Pease profile image59
    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I was only gone a day.

    Cat-human hybrid. The super sensitive senses of a cat, with physical abilities reaching far beyond that of a human, (enhanced eyesight, strength, and agility). Would most likely be the result of an experiment before birth, injecting cat DNA into a human embryo.

    As for character development, it would depend on the polarity, good or evil, of the character, if they are still in the facility, and who they chose to hang around with.

  42. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for mentioning the facility . . .

    1. Pcunix profile image86
      Pcunixposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I believe this is the second time I have had to ban you for censorship.

  43. Alexander Pease profile image59
    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Banned for believe such as ludicrous ideal, lol.

    Oops, that's right it is supposed to be a super secret facility.

  44. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    banned for wearing that cool hat!

  45. rbe0 profile image61
    rbe0posted 13 years ago

    Banned for tricking someone into posting the word 'fishcake' in the forums 1,000 times.

  46. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for stalking me whilst wheeling a fishcake in your hand!

  47. Alexander Pease profile image59
    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Banned for suggesting the combination of the two, fish and cake.

  48. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not showing up today - and wtf is "wheeling a fishcake in your hand"?

  49. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    lol  You are all banned for saying the word(s) fish cake!

  50. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for reading weird stuff into our words!  I mean, REALLY!  lol  also for drawing my attention to how strange that is to see fish and cake together!  rofl!

    oh! oh!! look at me! look at me!  doesn't that 100 look good on me!  big_smile

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for dropping a number in 30 hours!

 
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