Banned Because?

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for calling attention to my failure

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not changing your avatar to a more festive holidayish one!

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   Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

   Banned for thinking that going from 100 to 99 is a failure.

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      Alexander Peaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      This, being in reply to mega1.

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Alexander! You're still trying to take off your hat?! Banned for moving so slow!

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         Alexander Peaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Things get cold in Maine, so we move slower, sorry.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for staying in freezing weather when you should be on the beach!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for a-BAN-doning this thread!

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   Banned for hanging around here for too long.

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for excessive punning!  (hanging around!)

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for the same thing or how else would you know

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned for banning the Queen of The Banned!

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for calling me Queen of the Banned - even if true!

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for being true
         
         double ban for fake boobies

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            lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            banned for banning unnecessary

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               mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               banned because I have always wanted to ban you

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            haha -  banned for being up too late (or maybe up too early)

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   Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

   Banned for not using a period.

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      lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Haha you got me there. Banned for not replying to the right post.

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for saying "period"

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   calpol25posted 13 years ago

   banned because i am on my period

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for changing your avatar!!

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having a cat dressed in antlers.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for discriminating against cats!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned because that cat had way too much bacon!

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       lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for snooping around someone elses cat

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          calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because the cat snooped round you

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             lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned because you snooped around the cat and me checking on who or what is snooping on me

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                calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because your paranoid about cats snooping around you

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                   lobobrandonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned because you've used the same smiley twice

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned becuz it was cake and bacon!

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    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because you used more smileys than me!!

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned!  overuse of smileys and also competing with other banners over smileys!       

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    diplessposted 13 years ago

    Banned for cruelty to cats.... s/he does not look happy :p

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned becuz its just a pic I found - don't even know that cat!

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          rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for having illegal cat pictures found on your hard drive.

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    calpol25posted 13 years ago

    Banned because cats have come to take their pictures back

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being unbanned for way too long!

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    ThoughtPoliceposted 13 years ago

    Banned for playing with sockpuppets!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz the thoughtpol do not know everything!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not coming with me to the beach so we can work on our beautiful tan!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I don't tan - too much fur!  and I'm too far from the beach, althought I do enjoy using all that sand!!

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    ThoughtPoliceposted 13 years ago

    Banned for practicing to be more psychic!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I don't even need to practice - it just happens!

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    ThoughtPoliceposted 13 years ago

    Banned for trying to out think the thought police!

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned becuz you need to write some hubs!

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned because you look like you stuffed your face in a napkin ring!
          I think I'm going to take a break from HP for a while. I just heard the news about Earnest and I'm so bumbed out by this. It just feels weird to be around here.

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned for taking a break - that's not allowed.  I am bummed (not bumbed!!) also that Earnest is gone - it does feel weird not to see his wittiness - but so many have left (albeit in different circumstances) that I just am kind of rolling with it.  And also, since my companions are some of them in their 80s it seems that I lose people every month, so if I took a break I'd always be in bed with the covers over my head.   Hope you'll stick around and keep me company!  Not fair to abandon me while I try to keep upper lip stiff!

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                YOu might be right, but I don't know why this has affected me so much. I wasn't expecting it. I'm buMMed!

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                   mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I don't blame you for being bumbed!  It's not easy.  But you're banned anyway!

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    ThoughtPoliceposted 13 years ago

    Banned for trying to order around an officer of the law!

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    Danette Wattposted 13 years ago

    banned for not writing hubs quickly enough and for writing quality hubs when I do write them

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       barryrutherfordposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for wearing sunglasses

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    GangstaRapperposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a gangster.

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    gmwilliamsposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I was feeling so impervious today-just for the rush of power I feel today!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for using too much powder

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    The Writers Dogposted 13 years ago

    Banned for drinking juice from the carton in your urgency to get back to Hubbing

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for drinking out of the toilet!

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          rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for picking and choosing who to ban!

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned for trying to tell me who I can and cannot ban!

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                rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for making me agree that I should be banned!

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                   mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   bannned for agreeing to be banned

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I didn't notice anyone drinking any juice from any carton!

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    rbe0posted 13 years ago

    Banned for mixing orange soda and orange juice 50/50 and drinking an entire carton of orange juice this way.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I DID NOT do that!  You probably did and should be banning yourself!

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    rbe0posted 13 years ago

    Banned for confusing me into banning myself.

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    The Writers Dogposted 13 years ago

    Banning myself for getting rbe0 confused, resulting in his banning himself

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    Because you are a bloody toad I mean frog and frogs dont write or talk.I've never kissed a frog but believe me I have kissed a lot of toads. and vacuum cleaners, slurpers and piranhas eww

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    rbe0posted 13 years ago

    Banned for wearing a nurse hat and a mischevious grin.

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha love it.. If you or your friends ever need medical aid you can call up this nursey esp if I get banned as I will have more time on my hands.
       Tell your friends I am partial to a little Midori ( alcholic beverage) and I don't say no.....to prawns.
       I got sacked from my last medical job as I used too much petty cash from the doctors office to feed his patients savouries, I thought that was what he said to me, how did I know he said "that's unsavoury" grrrr
       
       

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          rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ♥

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             barryrutherfordposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned for sticking your hand up !

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                rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for looking far too jovial!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for saying jovial
    
    
    
    the nurse is also banned for over-confessing!

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       rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for claiming you are my only friend on teh interwebs!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for making me laugh!  and probably am the only on on HPages - but don't know about the whole net!

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banning myself - someone has to do it! I feel like I'm home alone and there's nobody to get into trouble with!

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                recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for calling across distant space and time for me to come back and ban you !!!!

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                   mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   banned becuz I knew you would

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                      rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for promoting cats and pandas to ban each other!

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                         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         banned for imagining cats and pandas together

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                            rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned for making me cry even harder that T.P. is dead and was unable to respond to you here.

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                      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for looking too god darn sexy with those antlers. Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahahahaha....oops my lips are sealed x

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    All of you are banned because I lost track of the conversation.

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    Marie Gailposted 13 years ago

    Alexander Pease, banned for losing track of the conversation.

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       Alexander Peaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I know

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for being easy

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    Alexander Peaseposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I am not sure if you mean easy going, or... ?

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       yeah, sure, easy-going - that's what I meant

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       rbe0posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for having disclaimers in your profile.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned becuz - what? no, I mean yes, I mean no!  what is the right answer?  I was dead at the time!

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    Marie Gailposted 13 years ago

    mega1: banned for being indecisive

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Marie-you are banned for banning a dead kitty!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I'm not dead - just can't stick around today - have things to do!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    4 hours later I'm still not getting anything done - double banned!!

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    HA!  You are banned for double banning-which is way worse than double parking on a busy San Francisco street!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for implying that I am parking here in your way!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you were away so long, I practically forgot what you looked like!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for remembering me with not a single prawn in sight

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    banned for playing while I'm busy working, Happy New Year to you anyway!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for saying Happy New Year in the banned thread!  Happy New Year!

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for keeping me awake conversing when I should be sleeping before my shift this evening!  Good night!

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    SaDDOSposted 13 years ago

    We can has ban?

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