Banned Because?

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  1. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    us!  us ban you!

  2. SaDDOS profile image59
    SaDDOSposted 12 years ago

    WE HAS NOT BAN YOU!

  3. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for talking like one of those stupid cats!  lol

  4. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned for saying that cats are stupid when you have a cat avatar. tongue

  5. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz, just like humans, some cats, but not all cats are really, really stupid.  weally!

  6. Denise Handlon profile image85
    Denise Handlonposted 12 years ago

    banned for using weally in a weally stupid way!

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned becuz there's weally no other way to use it!

  7. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned bcs I feel like banning you with an hour and fifteen minutes to go. Happy New Year you strange HP weirdos! I love u all!

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for saying we're weirdos - it must remain unspoken!

  8. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for being awake before I was and for staying up so late and for eating all the prawns! big_smile

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned cos you got a wedgie smile smile

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not being here on the odd occasion that I am !!   except now of course big_smile

        1. blondepoet profile image67
          blondepoetposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned cos your big panda body would squash me if you sat on me smile

  9. prettydarkhorse profile image63
    prettydarkhorseposted 12 years ago

    banned for having that cute head gear..

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for being so upbeat when everybody else is hungover!

  10. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for not telling me when you were going to be there~!

  11. Alexander Pease profile image60
    Alexander Peaseposted 12 years ago

    Banned for ringing in the new year. That goes for all of you! tongue

  12. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned because I am still hearing the ringing and I am squashed, but I swear there ain't no panda around here! big_smile

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banning myself for obsessing on my diet and dreaming of maple bars!

  13. 2uesday profile image65
    2uesdayposted 12 years ago

    Banned for self banning.

  14. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned because I missed you and there was nobody else to ban me!  and I needed it, badly!

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for not missing me EVER!

      1. profile image0
        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        banned for not reading me EVER!

      2. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        banned for waking me up!  and I was missing you, in my sleep!  I've been sleeping for ever so long!  and missing you.  wahhhhhh!!

  15. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    Banned for missing people for two whole days !!

  16. Denise Handlon profile image85
    Denise Handlonposted 12 years ago

    banned for being your cute Panda self!

  17. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned because I too was sleeping and missing you but then I show up here and you've turned into a FROG?! WHAT THE HELL?! yikes

  18. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    Banned for saying What the Hell instead of WTF!  and I am not a frog - that is my little friend, Pinky, who lives in my bathroom!  I've been wondering whether to feed him or not since he got kind of skinny - but I lured some ants in there and he is eating them.  Now there are too many ants! !

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      Brianna Stuartposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for putting ants in your own bathroom.

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for being anti Mega

  19. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for being gone so long and making us miss you!

  20. travelespresso profile image68
    travelespressoposted 12 years ago

    Banned for still hanging around in this "banning bonanza"!

    1. Pearldiver profile image67
      Pearldiverposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome Home Kiwi smile

      Banned for Having Developed a Humungous Set of 88s since you've been away! big_smile

      1. travelespresso profile image68
        travelespressoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Hey PD - and I AM home - both here at Hubpages and in New Zealand.

        You are banned for pointing out the 88's to everyone.

  21. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for fast banning - can't keep up!

    1. Pearldiver profile image67
      Pearldiverposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for having small feet!  smile

  22. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz I'm a good diver, too, though!

    1. Pearldiver profile image67
      Pearldiverposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You Are BANNED... because I Really Am a Dragon and it's nearly MY Year! tongue

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        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for talking about dragons! Rabbits Rule!

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being just plain silly - everyone knows it is the Panda who rules over the other transient characters who only get to have a year every five or six times,  just ask Google big_smile

  23. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for discussing ruling - when everyone kowtows to Mega1 for obvious reasons!

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      no one kowtows (whatever that means!) to Mega ever since she turned into a frog!

  24. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz you won't kiss me and turn me back into super spider woman!

  25. Denise Handlon profile image85
    Denise Handlonposted 12 years ago

    Klara-you are banned for not knowing what kowtowing means!

  26. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for trying to get your name on every thread at the same time!

  27. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    banned because back in Cuba I was too busy learning how to play the piano, and I didn't learn any english until I was 15 and then nobody ever taught me such a word as kowtowing, which I suspect is a word invented by Megan anyways, because she is from California and girls over there talk really strange!

    1. travelespresso profile image68
      travelespressoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for coming from a seriously cool place!

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for misleading everyone into thinking Cuba is not hot !

        1. profile image0
          klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for talking about Cuba when I've been trying to forget what it was like to live there for the last twenty years!

  28. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for making fun of Mega1 and California girls when kow-tow is like bowing - and it is :  Kowtow is the act of deep respect shown by kneeling and bowing so low as to have one's head touching the ground  as defined in Wikipedia - so there!!  big_smile

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Oh! So that's what its called! You don't wanna know what happened to me lst time I tried to kow-tow! Banned for making me blush!

  29. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz I am not watching the football playoffs and instead am imagining what could possibly have happened when you tried to kowtow!! lol

  30. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    banned because i can't tell what your avatar is.

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not knowing its a stupid frog that kowtow at the wrong place in the wrong time!

  31. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned - the frog never kowtows -    much.   

    Steven is banned for only coming to this thread when I'm not here to respond!

  32. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for not being here all the time as you should!

  33. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for hanging around here without me - nee noo nee noo nee noo!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned - frogface !

  34. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for those black eyes

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for forgetting to take your medication and losing track of time once again. 35 hours and you haven't posted a ban?! yikes Shame on you!!

  35. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Megan and Panda, you're FIRED!

  36. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Megan and Panda... double fired and double banned!

  37. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for mentioning meds, double firing, double banning and then, worst of all, aBANdoning this thread!

  38. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    I forever unban you for showing your real face. You Megafox, you! Lol because... that IS you, isn't it?! roll

  39. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banning you, Klara becuz you can't unban someone!  even me!  but yeh, that looks a lot like me, now duznit!  course I'm much younger and thin and my hair is long, down to my waist!  also I wear make-up and I never smile, but otherwise it looks like I would look if I was ANCIENT!  which I'm not!  so, the mystery is still alive. big_smile

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not admitting being ancient!

  40. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned because WHAT?

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You're older than the great wall of China... WHAT?! You're deaf too?

  41. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned becuz the only reason you think I'm that old is becuz you were around back then pulling a rickshaw and you saw someone who looked like me - but it wasn't me!

  42. perfectperception profile image61
    perfectperceptionposted 12 years ago

    You're just plain mean and ignorant in your responses

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned becuz you have not understood the basis of this thread - which is to insult and be as mean as you want without repercussion becuz we are all just good pals being silly.  or you did and what you posted as your clever idea of cleaverness! big_smile

  43. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for not banning Megan and for being disrespectful to a very sweet old lady.

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned becuz I can stick up for myself, Klara, and you don't have to call me an old lady, just becuz you're not brave enuf to let your hair go naturally grey!

      1. profile image0
        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned bcs I pluck mine to keep it all black!

        1. mega1 profile image78
          mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          banned becuz you admit to being vain - and pretty soon if you keep it up, you will be bald!

          1. profile image0
            klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for visualizing me as a bald-headed woman, when I am in fact a bold woman, not a bald woman.

            1. mega1 profile image78
              mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

              banned for mistaking nervousness for boldness!  lol

              1. mega1 profile image78
                mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                also banned for being a man disguising yourself as a klaravoyant

                1. profile image0
                  klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for being so bored that you end up banning yourself and for having conversations with your self (which is what crazy old cat ladies do) and not even trying to hide your dementia. big_smile and yes... clara means clair as in clairvoyant but I liked your version better "klaravoyant" You're such a bright and funny granny! I just love it! big_smile

                  1. mega1 profile image78
                    mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                    bored for making me lol - and I hate having to say it!  lol!  ewwwww!  lol!

                    and for calling me "granny" which NOBODY calls me granny, you, you oh, Idon't know, maybe slut!  maybe! 

                    still lol!  hahaha

  44. talin401 profile image56
    talin401posted 12 years ago

    I dont like banned

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not liking banned! Who doesn't like banned?! yikes Everybody likes banned!!!

    2. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      well, you're new here - so you're banned for not getting how much fun banning people for ridiculousness is - stick around, it will get to you!  or don't, whatever!

  45. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned because I'm still steamed up about some slut who called me a "granny" - although I would dearly love to have grandkids I don't want to ever be a granny!  go figure.  anyhow lol and hahaha shouldn't be used at the same time?  I've noticed that the young folk don't use hahaha or even haha and only occasionally ha - ever!  how weird is that?

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because me no peakie eenglie therefore I laugh in Spanish... that'll be a jajaja... so there!

  46. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    jajaja - I'm bilingual!  Banned because you're the only other one around here to ban

  47. MummyDearest profile image47
    MummyDearestposted 12 years ago

    Banned for not reading the 7000 plus post for this thread cos it is ridiculously long and I am lazy! smile

  48. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    Banned for not posting your laugh in your native language.

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      banned for thinking that laughing is language dependant - here in China they write it hehehe smile

  49. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    banned for saying you know what Klara is thinking!  that's her business!  hahajajahehe!

    I am abandoning the forums for awhile - don't know how long - I can't bear to look at all the threads on religion anymore - just reading their titles makes me tired.  And there is nothing more I have to say for now.  So don't worry - I'm just going to knit or something.  lol  plus the sun is shining out there!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      OK  -  I will kindly administer your banning and put you out of your misery - see you when you get bored of the sunshine !

      1. profile image0
        klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not reminding Megan to use sunscreen to avoid getting more wrinkles!

  50. gamergirl profile image83
    gamergirlposted 12 years ago

    Banned for assuming panda bears know anything about sunscreen with all that fur, y'know.

 
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