Don't let his cuteness fool you. It happened to me once when I was 7 years old. I still have scars from that encounter. It's also the reason why I hunt Jackalopes. They are pure evil and nothing is good about them, except when they're in the stew pot.
Evilpants Stew is likely to be caustic and explosive and Mighty Hunter will have to shoot the concoction again in the pot. Although..... BT has a secret underground bunker (as in Pineapple Express) in which he wears chef's clothing and prepares many fine dishes. I have provided several recipes in Hubs, actually. However, the jackalope will likely publish a cookbook in which I will receive no credit.
B.T. You know you can always come and hide out over here in Canada... I could be persuaded to make a batch of my now world famous buttertarts. That guy with the scarry gun won't know you're here. He'll not read this post, I'm sure. Question by-the-way what does B.T. stand for? Butter Tarts???? zs
Sorry I got to this one late. I work while you guys sleep and vice versa (except for Marisue who never sleeps). I don't like Mighty Hunters big gun, as all you gonna get out of that is Jackalope puree. Useless to man or beast. I am all for cultivated controlled Jackalope farming. Remember I need good corpses (the acting kind is also OK). I need good antlers and great skins for my Jackalope lamps and laser swords and a Jackalope with damaged antlers is useless. I am on the fence in this war. Mighty Hunter needs to go back to BB guns! After all a fair fight is no disgrace. Besides the carcasses also need to be marketable otherwise Patty will never sell her gravy. Perhaps we should mov these comments to the appropriate hubs and thus avoid being squished?
Have you guys tried this new, hot, gas-smell-reliever. It's available at your local market, totally cheap, and somewhat flammable...watch the kiddies....adults only XXXXXX ..*warning finger shaking*. Grab yourself a box of matches and strike at will after each gas-passing. *smiles with self-satisfaction*. Don't mention it. hehe
Also works for starting lovely campfires for your Jackalope Stew...mmmmm. I just need a thigh for my famous stew. The rest I would freeze for this long, cold winter ahead. This could get me through some tough times this winter. How is the hunting Mighty Hunter?
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