Trump should be the next president because........

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   donotfearposted 13 years ago

   ..............he has lots of experience in foreign affairs.

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      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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         DTR0005posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Don't we all.. remember shore leave in Manilla - 1984? -

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      donotfearposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      LIke I said, he has lots of foreign affairs experience.

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   donotfearposted 13 years ago

   

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   Michael Willisposted 13 years ago

   He would make all of Congress be on his TV Show and then Fire them all? Hmmm, would that be all that bad really?
   
   

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      manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      EXACTLY !

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      Daniel Carterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      [Stands and applauds....]
      

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   Because he has a name that's tailor made for cartoonists!
   
   Trump the Chump
   Grumpy Trumpy
   Frumpy Haired Trump
   Dump Trump
   Trumpy Dump Dump Dump
   That Trump. What a Lump
   That budget plan is seriously Trumped Up!!
   
   OMG, we could have such a field day!!
   (and that's just his last name. Can you imagine having a president called "The DONALD"??? Really??? )

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      Stacie Lposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      that's funny!

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      Michael Willisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      And The TV comedian would have even more material to work with. Saturday Night Live would go over the top!

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         Mighty Momposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I just read somewhere it could be a Trump/Palin ticket.
         That leaves me speechless... but as you say, SNL will have a total romp. Not to mention Leno, Letterman, Conan, , Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert... I can see it now!

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      katiem2posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL so funny MIghty Mom   But hea I think the Donald just might do a great job and yet I'd really miss the apprentice!

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   Because he is the only one with a dead rat strapped to his head. Unique.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...i was thinking that myself........and with all that money he has....

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ...okay...can't help myself....
   
   

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      katiem2posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      OMG I Know would somebody please tell him the hair looks horrible, please anybody, tuff love Donald get a buzz would ya!  Katie

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   Wow! That almost looks like hair! I am surprised he can contain all that ego under there.

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   Stacie Lposted 13 years ago

   well SNL would definitely have a good run with Trump and Palin. Tina fey would revise her role as Palin I'm sure ,but who should play "The Donald?"

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   Daniel Carterposted 13 years ago

   .....because Leno's and Letterman's monologs would take up the entire show, every night.

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    Daniel Carterposted 13 years ago

    ...and because his love affair with Rosie O'Donnell would yield her a seat in his cabinet, next to Palin, Huckabee and Mit, Mr. McGoo, Courtney Love, and Paris Hilton.

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       rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       and all the Miss Universe contestants

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    How can you have that much money and not invest in a good hair transplant-over the obvious "botched" comb over ???
    
    Me No Understand That One...?

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    ..... because many are eagerly anticipating the first sign of the Apocalypse

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    Reality Bytesposted 13 years ago

    ? because he is qualified?

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Funniest answer yet.

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          Jim Hunterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Almost as funny as Obama being qualified.

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          Reality Bytesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Ok, Because he has more real world experience?

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             The Donald lives in the "real" world?  You are on a roll.

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                Reality Bytesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                because "The Donald is not afraid to tell the people the truth, no matter how hard it is to accept?

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                   I am DB Cooperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Except during his wedding vows.

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                   DTR0005posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   The "Donald" as you so affectionately call him would do well in American politics - he definitely understands debt, bankruptcy, and living beyond his means.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    his name rhymes with Ronald McDonald the clown.

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       rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       +
       
       PDH, he's the American Dream....
       
       numerous wives
       lavish, extravagant lifestyle
       mega homes and casinos
       money, money, money
       
         so much hypocrisy!

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          prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          conflict of interest with those casinos
          
          seriously that hair, his wife needs to help him with that

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

    On Saddam Hussein: "Whether you like Saddam Hussein or not, and I don't -- he was a bad guy -- but he used to shoot the terrorists; he used to kill them. He didn't give them a trial like this country, where the trial lasts for 21 years. He used to shoot the terrorists and kill them. There were no terrorists, very little terrorists in Iraq."
    
    On the Somali pirates: "Can you believe that these guys are taking tankers that are a thousand feet long and cost hundreds of millions of dollars, and just taking them with rowboats? It's a total lack of respect for this country, and maybe even for the world. Give me one good admiral and a few ships and I will wipe them out so fast."
    
    In an interview on Fox News, Donald Trump defended making substantial donations to Democrats over the years.
    
    Said Trump: "I've lived in New York. This building, this great tower, and many other great towers are here in New York. Everyone's Democratic. So what am I going to do -- contribute to Republicans? One thing: I'm not stupid. Am I going to contribute to Republicans for my whole life when they get heat when they run against some Democrat and the most they can get is 1% of the vote?"
    
    
    "With Jim Hunter giving me hair styling tips, I'll get 90% of the chick vote"
    
    
    
    
    OK, I made that last one up.

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    I wonder how he will poll with "The Blacks" -- those scary Blacks.
    (Discussion on Hardball with Chris Matthews last night. BTW, fun fact. Chris Matthews went to Trump's wedding!)

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       prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       or the Hispanics, which according to the latest Census is rising in numbers in all major cities replacing blacks and whites.

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    BobbiRantposted 13 years ago

    He has the bad hair just like the North Korean dictator does, he's halfway there then!

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    Home Girlposted 13 years ago

    Let him be, he is enjoying his life and isn't worrying about what some schmuck thinks about him. With hair like this and name Donald you can get any credit at any bank! May be we all should change our hairstyle and wear it a-la Donald? I asked for $500 at my bank, and they said no. What a humiliation! I am definitely NOT a Donald trump, and they told me that.

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    AnnCeeposted 13 years ago

    Trump's a turd in the punch bowl.  Deposited there by the Soros owned Democrat party.
    
    * Levin — “Did he (Trump) go to a single rally? Did he contribute to a single Tea Party cause?”
    
    * (He’s given money to) Chuckie Schumer, Anthony Weiner, and Charlie Crist.
    * “I don’t see any contributions to Marco Rubio … he bet against Rubio twice.”
    
    * He gave $2,400 to Friends of Harry Reid.
    
    * But Trump says, “This is what a businessman does.” Levin: “What does a businessman do? Make unprincipled contributions to some of the most left-wing losers in the nation who are undermining our country? This is the new Tea Party candidate?”
    
    * Trump wrote in his 2000 book — “We must have universal health care.”
    
    * Trump wanted to impeach Bush for “lies” about the war in Iraq, calling him “so incompetent, bad and evil.”
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq4XXgm6UjM
    
    
    Ha!   You Democrats ought to vote for him.

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       Doug Hughesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       AnnCee - you can't tell the players without a scorecard?
       
       He's a republican & a birther.

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       I am DB Cooperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       It's not easy to define him by any single party label. I can tell you one thing: the Democrats don't mind at all that he's trying to make a serious presidential run. They know he's unlikely to get elected, and he's just going to make a mess of the Republican primary. He also agrees with the Democrats on many issues, unlike Palin or Huckabee, where there is almost zero common ground.

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    barryrutherfordposted 13 years ago

    Because Sarah Would Palin Comparison

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       Doug Hughesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You should be ashamed of yourself. No self-rejecting writer should stoop to a pun.
       (Can I use it?)

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    Stacie Lposted 13 years ago

    because he'll get the real estate market going again..maybe renting out WH rooms to the highest bidder and renting out some of the money loosing tourist attractions..

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    PrettyPantherposted 13 years ago

    because the US can never have too many overprivileged, underqualified GOP presidents to lead us down the path of arrogance and ignorance.

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    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    because who could be worse than obama?

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       DTR0005posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       A billionaire, real estate developer who defaulted on a loan - several billion dollars - to a German bank claiming the recession was an "act of God" and therefore an exercisable exclusion in the term of the loan. All true....

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    cat on a soapboxposted 13 years ago

    I'm in a nightmare and nothing makes sense!

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