Ladies on hub : What men must never ask you?

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  1. pisean282311 profile image60
    pisean282311posted 7 years ago

    was browsing through a website where i came across '10 things men must never ask a women'..it has something like asking for kiss,number of ex, flashing of material things etc etc...so what do you think?..What men must never ask you?

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Waistline or anything about size and measurements. This is in general. or if you are moody, they should never ask if I am menstruating again and Can you cook this and that like my mom?

      1. pisean282311 profile image60
        pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        got that..i didnt ask anything yet to you pretty...except a request of writing a hub...

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
          prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ok, Morning pisean..soon I will make a hub again..

          1. pisean282311 profile image60
            pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

            your hubs are one of most awaited things for me...so i would be waiting...

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      nbbatt.composted 7 years agoin reply to this

      never ask private business.

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      firemanswifey83posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      id say the biggest thing for me is dont ask about past boyfriends... its just a private thing unless it has something to do with you.... which it doesnt lol

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    your age?

    a past relationship - that's why it's past....

    and don't ask me 'if it was good?'....you should know the answer lol

    mornin' Pisean!

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      morning..how are you doing today?

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        great....

        and don't ask me 'what i'm thinking about' lol

        1. pisean282311 profile image60
          pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol

  3. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "Do you come here often?"

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  4. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "Are you a natural blond?"

    1. blondepoet profile image65
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha normally super black eye-brows give it away.

  5. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "Are those real?"

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lollollollol

  6. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "Does your nose always turn red like that?"

  7. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "Can you cook?"

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ...oh yea...don't even go there with that question!

      1. ediggity profile image59
        ediggityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        What's wrong with asking whether or not you can cook?

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ha ha ha....i wanna hear .....'btw i am a great cook....don't you worry about anything...you just bring the smiles and a bottle of wine and i'll take care of the rest'....not just ask me the question...but tell me you can cook.....big_smile

          1. ediggity profile image59
            ediggityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I can make great things happen on the grill.  Otherwise, I'd just have to bring the smiles, wine, and appetite.

            1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              ....me too........there's the problem right there..........i need someone who can cook!....and cook lots of stuff....or we could cook together!  smile

  8. wrenfrost56 profile image79
    wrenfrost56posted 7 years ago

    Has your bum always been that big? (yes it has and no I'm not bothered enough about it to want to make it smaller) smile

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  9. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "Do you work out?"

  10. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "What would make you call the cops?"

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      oooh....that one's scary....i'd start running for sure!

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol hahahahahahaaa

  11. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    So, do you...?"

  12. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    "How much?"

  13. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    .
    That's enough of this nonsense for now. smile I've got to go run some errands.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Will you marry me? First tell me, are you wealthy?

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Are you on the rag?

  16. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Dang it, ralwus. Beat me to the punch... again!

    Ok, here's mine: So, when are you due?

    1. profile image0
      ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahaha too funny MM.

  17. luvpassion profile image61
    luvpassionposted 7 years ago

    For couples...when's my birthday. wink

  18. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Is it my imagination or have you gained a few pounds?

  19. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    LOL ralwus.
    Did you think I meant when are you due to be on the rag?
    I meant when is the baby due lol

    I have actually been asked that by an aspiring Boston politician. I was 23, definitely NOT pregnant or remotely heavy, wearing an A-line jumper. No, he did NOT get my vote!

    1. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  20. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    LOL No, you raggin' on me.

  21. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    Can I borrow your dress and make up?

  22. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    This isn't one of the more important ones, but there's always the question about whether or not you're going to finish your dinner (as someone eyes what you still have left on your plate and WERE planning to eat  lol  )

  23. Diane Inside profile image77
    Diane Insideposted 7 years ago

    smile

    How about this beut, How come you'r not wearing any make-up?

    1. Moxyl profile image61
      Moxylposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, even worse if he asked when you are already wearing it...

      1. blondepoet profile image65
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        oh this reminds me went on a date with a hair piece right down to my buttocks. This guy said how lovely my hair was so I agreed LMAO. Imagine the surprise on his face and the 'what the heck' look on my face when he was stroking my hair beside the fireplace and it fell off in his hands.
        YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK


        http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/daveinskiathos/LadyGagaButtonHairpiece.jpg

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    Tilecleaninghubposted 7 years ago

    I think the word is menagatwa

    1. Lisa HW profile image66
      Lisa HWposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ah - "Menage a trois" , you mean?  Yes.  That would be a definite no-no as far as out-of-line questions go.

  25. blondepoet profile image65
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I say ask me anything you want and I will give an answer.

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      mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ok - how is the black dress smile

      1. blondepoet profile image65
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        In the top loader soaking at present with two denture tablets (honestly I was told they make great stain removers) I spilled the red wine you served after dinner ahhhh.

        1. McConnell Group profile image79
          McConnell Groupposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I am purposely going spill spaghetti sauce on a under shirt to test this theory out ...wink

          1. blondepoet profile image65
            blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Oh seriously give it a try. My friend spilled red wine on her shirt. Went out and bought denture tablets soaked it in a bucket with two tablets and presto it all came out. Who would have thought..............

            http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk136/ragebabeone/dentures.jpg

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          mtsi1098posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          now I remember...but it was a good dinner smile

          1. blondepoet profile image65
            blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            The company was unforgettable, I took it all in even though I had so many prawns in my mouth I couldn't say a word loool.

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              klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3912235_f248.jpg

              Hi Blondepoet!


              ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

              I haven't dated in so long, I forgot what kind of things men asked me. hmm

              1. blondepoet profile image65
                blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Hey there possum pie. Oh how could you forget these things ahhhhhh. Oh come over to Oz I will hook you up with a sheep shearer Brock Lee, from Abbadabba Outback.

                http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/AJ1717/funny/Men.jpg

                1. alternate poet profile image63
                  alternate poetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  How you doing BP ?

                  I asked a friends wife if she told her husband when she had an orgasm and she said "When I have an orgasm I am never close to a phone darling!"

                  1. blondepoet profile image65
                    blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Wow your friends sound just divine almost as divine as mine LMAO. We must all get together some time. How far away will it take for me to sail to China?

                  2. couturepopcafe profile image59
                    couturepopcafeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    AP - that was brilliant!

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                  klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  What?! A jolly swagman camped by a billabong, under the shade of a coolabah tree?! You're killing me here!!!!  LOL


                  http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3917191_f248.jpg

                  1. blondepoet profile image65
                    blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Haha oh by the way I have a pic of Brock Lee's Dad ( he would be your poppa in law) but don't worry Brock don't look a lot like him, Brock is a little more green in the skin, but boy can that fella shear a sheep faster than I can shell a kilo of prawns (seriously)

                    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1013545_f496.jpg

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      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hi BP!
      There is something I'd like to ask you but I'd probably get banned for asking and you for answering! smile

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      DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      me too, thats what I was thinking. I cant think of anything that Ive been asked tha made me mad or anything

  26. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I have a spare rubber, ya wanna help me out here?

    1. blondepoet profile image65
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I have my sling shot ready to go smile smile

  27. CYBERSUPE profile image60
    CYBERSUPEposted 7 years ago

    Are they for real?

    1. blondepoet profile image65
      blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Indeed I shake what my mama gave me smile

  28. McConnell Group profile image79
    McConnell Groupposted 7 years ago

    Never ask "how are you feeling?" unless you are prepared to listen and answer carefully

  29. lindagoffigan profile image60
    lindagoffiganposted 7 years ago

    Your email address

  30. profile image0
    Contriceposted 7 years ago

    how many men did you have sex with before me?...(that question burns me up!)

  31. SylviaSky profile image93
    SylviaSkyposted 7 years ago

    "Can I borrow some money?"

  32. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...just lookin' for a place to post a song i'm listen' to...smile

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6QrnFW7ilA

  33. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...and another.....Ride Captain Ride.....

    ...Night All!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVLOMAanlIU

  34. dawnM profile image64
    dawnMposted 7 years ago

    can we go Dutch....lol date killer...............

  35. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ...don't ask me why i ride a motorcycle.......................

    ...that's just dumb!......in my books.........................

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ...and then she said....'you better be good to me......"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1C0mjj9 … re=related

  36. J.R. Smith profile image54
    J.R. Smithposted 7 years ago

    Does it always smell like that?

  37. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    I do not like it at all when men ask where I hide my:

    stash
    liquor
    dirty books
    girlfriends
    toys
    checkbook

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ...yea right on....don't ask me where my stash is?  lol....get yer own!

    2. ediggity profile image59
      ediggityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well, there goes all of my icebreakers.  Guess I'd just have to ask you your sign Mega.

      1. mega1 profile image77
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        oh sure, that's gonna get me! My sign?  now you're really showing your age, I figure people stopped asking that back in the 80's!

        1. ediggity profile image59
          ediggityposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah, I guess it didn't work then either.  Is that your natural eye color?big_smile

  38. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    Never, never ask how many men she has dated, and how many of them she has had sex with...and then proceed to ask how it was.  Bad, bad, bad!!!  >..<

    1. profile image62
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No worries, I'll be her last and best! smile

      1. Beth100 profile image71
        Beth100posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Don't we know!!!  smile

 
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