Ladies on hub : What men must never ask you?

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   pisean282311posted 8 years ago

   was browsing through a website where i came across '10 things men must never ask a women'..it has something like asking for kiss,number of ex, flashing of material things etc etc...so what do you think?..What men must never ask you?

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      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Waistline or anything about size and measurements. This is in general. or if you are moody, they should never ask if I am menstruating again and Can you cook this and that like my mom?

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         pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

         got that..i didnt ask anything yet to you pretty...except a request of writing a hub...

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            prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            ok, Morning pisean..soon I will make a hub again..

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               pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

               your hubs are one of most awaited things for me...so i would be waiting...

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      nbbatt.composted 8 years agoin reply to this

      never ask private business.

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      firemanswifey83posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      id say the biggest thing for me is dont ask about past boyfriends... its just a private thing unless it has something to do with you.... which it doesnt lol

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

   your age?
   
   a past relationship - that's why it's past....
   
   and don't ask me 'if it was good?'....you should know the answer
   
   mornin' Pisean!

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      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      morning..how are you doing today?

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

         great....
         
         and don't ask me 'what i'm thinking about'

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            pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            

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   paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

   "Do you come here often?"

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      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      

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   paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

   "Are you a natural blond?"

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      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha normally super black eye-brows give it away.

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   paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

   "Are those real?"

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      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      

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   paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

   "Does your nose always turn red like that?"

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   paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

   "Can you cook?"

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ...oh yea...don't even go there with that question!

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         ediggityposted 8 years agoin reply to this

         What's wrong with asking whether or not you can cook?

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            SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            ha ha ha....i wanna hear .....'btw i am a great cook....don't you worry about anything...you just bring the smiles and a bottle of wine and i'll take care of the rest'....not just ask me the question...but tell me you can cook.....

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               ediggityposted 8 years agoin reply to this

               I can make great things happen on the grill.  Otherwise, I'd just have to bring the smiles, wine, and appetite.

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                  SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  ....me too........there's the problem right there..........i need someone who can cook!....and cook lots of stuff....or we could cook together! 

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   wrenfrost56posted 8 years ago

   Has your bum always been that big? (yes it has and no I'm not bothered enough about it to want to make it smaller)

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      pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      

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   paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

   "Do you work out?"

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    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    "What would make you call the cops?"

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       oooh....that one's scary....i'd start running for sure!

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       hahahahahahaaa

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    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    So, do you...?"

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    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    "How much?"

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    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    .
    That's enough of this nonsense for now. I've got to go run some errands.

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Will you marry me? First tell me, are you wealthy?

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       pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Are you on the rag?

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    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Dang it, ralwus. Beat me to the punch... again!
    
    Ok, here's mine: So, when are you due?

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       ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Hahahaha too funny MM.

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    luvpassionposted 8 years ago

    For couples...when's my birthday.

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    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    Is it my imagination or have you gained a few pounds?

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    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    LOL ralwus.
    Did you think I meant when are you due to be on the rag?
    I meant when is the baby due
    
    I have actually been asked that by an aspiring Boston politician. I was 23, definitely NOT pregnant or remotely heavy, wearing an A-line jumper. No, he did NOT get my vote!

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       pisean282311posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    LOL No, you raggin' on me.

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    Home Girlposted 8 years ago

    Can I borrow your dress and make up?

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    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    This isn't one of the more important ones, but there's always the question about whether or not you're going to finish your dinner (as someone eyes what you still have left on your plate and WERE planning to eat    )

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    Diane Insideposted 8 years ago

    
    
    How about this beut, How come you'r not wearing any make-up?

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       Moxylposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, even worse if he asked when you are already wearing it...

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          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          oh this reminds me went on a date with a hair piece right down to my buttocks. This guy said how lovely my hair was so I agreed LMAO. Imagine the surprise on his face and the 'what the heck' look on my face when he was stroking my hair beside the fireplace and it fell off in his hands.
          YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK
          
          
          

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    Tilecleaninghubposted 8 years ago

    I think the word is menagatwa

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       Lisa HWposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Ah - "Menage a trois" , you mean?  Yes.  That would be a definite no-no as far as out-of-line questions go.

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    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    I say ask me anything you want and I will give an answer.

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       mtsi1098posted 8 years agoin reply to this

       ok - how is the black dress

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          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          In the top loader soaking at present with two denture tablets (honestly I was told they make great stain removers) I spilled the red wine you served after dinner ahhhh.

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             McConnell Groupposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             I am purposely going spill spaghetti sauce on a under shirt to test this theory out ...

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                blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Oh seriously give it a try. My friend spilled red wine on her shirt. Went out and bought denture tablets soaked it in a bucket with two tablets and presto it all came out. Who would have thought..............
                
                

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             mtsi1098posted 8 years agoin reply to this

             now I remember...but it was a good dinner

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                blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                The company was unforgettable, I took it all in even though I had so many prawns in my mouth I couldn't say a word loool.

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                   klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                   
                   
                   Hi Blondepoet!
                   
                   
                   ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
                   
                   I haven't dated in so long, I forgot what kind of things men asked me.

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                      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                      Hey there possum pie. Oh how could you forget these things ahhhhhh. Oh come over to Oz I will hook you up with a sheep shearer Brock Lee, from Abbadabba Outback.
                      
                      

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                         alternate poetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                         How you doing BP ?
                         
                         I asked a friends wife if she told her husband when she had an orgasm and she said "When I have an orgasm I am never close to a phone darling!"

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                            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                            Wow your friends sound just divine almost as divine as mine LMAO. We must all get together some time. How far away will it take for me to sail to China?

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                            couturepopcafeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                            AP - that was brilliant!

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                         klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                         What?! A jolly swagman camped by a billabong, under the shade of a coolabah tree?! You're killing me here!!!!  LOL
                         
                         
                         

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                            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                            Haha oh by the way I have a pic of Brock Lee's Dad ( he would be your poppa in law) but don't worry Brock don't look a lot like him, Brock is a little more green in the skin, but boy can that fella shear a sheep faster than I can shell a kilo of prawns (seriously)
                            
                            

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                               Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                               Ohhhhhh hes lost some wieght ,he used to be such a big fat pig   
                               
                               
                               Hugsss BP wuv's ya to bits

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       logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Hi BP!
       There is something I'd like to ask you but I'd probably get banned for asking and you for answering!

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       DoorMattnomoreposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       me too, thats what I was thinking. I cant think of anything that Ive been asked tha made me mad or anything

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    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    I have a spare rubber, ya wanna help me out here?

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       blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       I have my sling shot ready to go

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    CYBERSUPEposted 8 years ago

    Are they for real?

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       blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Indeed I shake what my mama gave me

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    McConnell Groupposted 8 years ago

    Never ask "how are you feeling?" unless you are prepared to listen and answer carefully

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    lindagoffiganposted 8 years ago

    Your email address

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    Contriceposted 8 years ago

    how many men did you have sex with before me?...(that question burns me up!)

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    SylviaSkyposted 8 years ago

    "Can I borrow some money?"

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    ...just lookin' for a place to post a song i'm listen' to...
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6QrnFW7ilA

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    ...and another.....Ride Captain Ride.....
    
    ...Night All!
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVLOMAanlIU

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    dawnMposted 8 years ago

    can we go Dutch....lol date killer...............

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years ago

    ...don't ask me why i ride a motorcycle.......................
    
    ...that's just dumb!......in my books.........................

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       ...and then she said....'you better be good to me......"
       
       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1C0mjj9 … re=related

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    J.R. Smithposted 8 years ago

    Does it always smell like that?

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    mega1posted 8 years ago

    I do not like it at all when men ask where I hide my:
    
    stash
    liquor
    dirty books
    girlfriends
    toys
    checkbook

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       ...yea right on....don't ask me where my stash is?  ....get yer own!

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       ediggityposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       Well, there goes all of my icebreakers.  Guess I'd just have to ask you your sign Mega.

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          mega1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          oh sure, that's gonna get me! My sign?  now you're really showing your age, I figure people stopped asking that back in the 80's!

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             ediggityposted 8 years agoin reply to this

             Yeah, I guess it didn't work then either.  Is that your natural eye color?

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    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    Never, never ask how many men she has dated, and how many of them she has had sex with...and then proceed to ask how it was.  Bad, bad, bad!!!  >..<

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       logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       No worries, I'll be her last and best!

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          Beth100posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Don't we know!!! 

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