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   Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago

   ketchup. I always carry a bottle in my packback.

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   KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

   I wonder if they thought it was blood!  Surely not!  These guys have always been......

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   B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

   easily distracted. But I never dreamed that...

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   KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

   it would come down to this!  I'm scared, really scared.  Now what?  Where am I going to hide?  I can't let them......

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   C. C. Riterposted 15 years ago

   but wait! Sean Connery has showed up and throttled the crap out of everyone. I will..

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   B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

   run away, crying like a little girl.

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   KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

   Ok.  I need to stop and think about this.  What would Goldentoad do in a situation like this?  I bet he would........

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   gksquire9posted 15 years ago

   ...you know what, it doesn't matter what anyone would do.  It is up to me and I must sally forth for my Dulcinea.

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   B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

   And I will do exactly that, as soon as I Google Dulcinea. I think I left my laptop in...

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    some swanky pub back in........

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

    El Paso. I distinctly remember doing Jello shots, while...

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    that sexy Lolita tried to seduce me with her.......

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       Lady Guinevereposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       banana on her big fruity hat there dancing like a....

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          B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          monkey in a tu-tu, that desperately needed to pee.

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

    world famous cheeseburgers. I resisted, since she had no onion rings...

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    Of course, I didn't realize that El Paso had banned the sale of onion rings due to an outbreak of.............

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       B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       onion ringworm.

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    Lifebydesignposted 15 years ago

    ringworms, bananas, monkeys, cheeseburgers. It didn't matter I just needed to get my story straight before

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

    the guy with the badger on his head caught up with me. Only one thing I could do...

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    these guys link me and Tweety to that dang chihuahua!  I have to think of something quick!  I've got it, I'll just........

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    Lifebydesignposted 15 years ago

    pretend I've got gas. That dang chilli again, probably a dulcinea, or something...

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

    I ate at the bbq. Either way, a good case of gas is would be the ticket for throwing them off the scent!

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    Lady Guinevereposted 15 years ago

    I picked up a magazine to hide my face and they came up behind me and thought that I was looking at some porn.  When they grabbed the magazine out of my hands they found that it really was just a zuccini sticking out of a basket of other vegetables but then.....

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    Lifebydesignposted 15 years ago

    I looked around and not only did I feel better but I cleared the area. I used the zucchini to hide my face

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    Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago

    I scattered buttertarts around to set a false trail.

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    Teresa McGurkposted 15 years ago

    and suddenly, out of nowhere: FLASH! (and Kaboom, too, just for good measure) -- I was transported into another dimension, one where

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    Lifebydesignposted 15 years ago

    it eerily started to make sense. The sense of deja vu was overwhelming

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    Lady Guinevereposted 15 years ago

    the vegetation talked, even the grass....woah I was stepping on some of that grass and it was going to...

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

    be eaten by a rather large arborvitae! Fortunately I had brought my trusty pruning shears, and...

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    I'm not afraid to use them!   Pruning shears work wonders on...........

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    B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years ago

    ingrown toenails, too. But first...

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    Lady Guinevereposted 15 years ago

    Oh no a bright light and seconds later everything that was there isn't anymore and now I am in a different time

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    I'll check to see if anyone is watching.  This is a delicate situation that could easily get out of hand.  I simply cannot allow.....

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    Lifebydesignposted 15 years ago

    it to continue, things were just warping crazily in this dimension. I might as well just take my shoes off.

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    Teresa McGurkposted 15 years ago

    and run amock amidst this verdant pasture.  True freedom, at last!  Freedom to

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    C. C. Riterposted 15 years ago

    to get away from all of these people because...

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    Leta Sposted 15 years ago

    OOps, edit, after CC:
    
    I want.........to write, to dream, to draw pictures in the sand beyond the pasture with a bare toe and to know it means something.  At the same time glance up into a warped dimension to see a smattering of green stars....

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    C. C. Riterposted 15 years ago

    that beckon me to call forth a flying nun...

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    rmrposted 15 years ago

    or, lacking that, an iguana with a guitar, and a festive sombrero.

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    goldentoadposted 15 years ago

    Thinking heavily upon this, I reached into my pockets, and felt the joint I had saved for later. But I didn't have a lighter, so I...

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    began to hum.  Doesn't everyone hum when they feel this way?  Humming makes me.......

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    jimmythejockposted 15 years ago

    I lit the joint on the hob and singed my nose hairs and eybrows, then i poured myself a cup of mushroom tea(the Magic type of course)

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       goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       my reality quickly vanished as I saw the floor below start to move...

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    Lifebydesignposted 15 years ago

    as it merged crazily with the stars above I heard a distinctive deep breathy voice proclaim 'I am your father'

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    Teresa McGurkposted 15 years ago

    It was Dick Cheney himself.  This was turning into a nightmare.

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    goldentoadposted 15 years ago

    This indeed was some strong weed and mushroom tea, I began to tell myself..

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    Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago

    but I hAd sworn I never do that again.

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    Lady Guinevereposted 15 years ago

    and out of the corner of my eye, what did I see..........a huge pteradactyl swooping around the sky and I thought..........

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       goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       what was scarier Cheney or the big bird so I..

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    Teresa McGurkposted 15 years ago

    hid under a chair for a while

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    Lifebydesignposted 15 years ago

    I grabbed my backpack, you know the cool camo one which, incidentally, didn't look out of place here and fished around for my light sabre

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    Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago

    it wasn't there.

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    But, there was Tweety!  I almost forgot about Tweety!  Tweety really needs to......

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    Lady Guinevereposted 15 years ago

    take a wizz...

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    KCC Big Countryposted 15 years ago

    Funny thing about anacondas......they don't like to be watched wizzing.  They will almost always......

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       goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       become angry so I tossed Tweety at Cheney and watched him..

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