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  1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    French kiss and whispered in my ear...

  2. laringo profile image76
    laringoposted 10 years ago

    I have information that the backpack has been rigged and

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      said "with the kiss I just gave you I exchanged some fluids with you, you now have been given a form of speed to deal with this crisis, it flows naturally through my body now but we still have to..

  3. laringo profile image76
    laringoposted 10 years ago

    first, act fast and retrieve the flying jetpacks hidden underneath Sarah Palin's wardrobe behind the building and

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      "strap up tight, President Obama just called me, Bin Laden has been spotted in..

  4. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    his car, flying low on a highway from Vegas to where the angels fear to thread. He seems lost in thought, probably ruminating about....

  5. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    the Grammy awards and wondering if all American's were as annoying as Ryan Seacrest and the other E hosts...

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      It made me wonder, if perhaps Bin Laden was really doing the world good, by destroying Seacrest, but Jack slapped me..

  6. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    and said "You fool! Joan Rivers must go first! First! First! First!" and so I...

  7. goldentoad profile image61
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    became confused, who was my target, Rivers, Seacrest, or Bin Laden, I asked Jack and he said

  8. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    kill that girl who started this crazy mess. So i...

  9. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    slapped him back saying "But this is so much fun" and I left him bleeding, waiting for deliverance while I...

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      zoomed through the sky, the speed he had given me was working, I knew I could take on anyone, I felt

  10. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    supreme and invincible, if just a tad silly with my fluoro cape and lacy tights. They seriously did not go well with the backpack.

  11. goldentoad profile image61
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    but I was going from Vegas to LA, to a bunch of musicians, and I knew I would blend in with all the freaks, the plan was to

  12. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    the plan was to,.,. o darnit! the plan was to...with a big question mark on my face i decided to seek the help of the other man - as Jack lays bleeding and therefore could be of no help, besides asking him would be a messy affair - who can sort things out for me. so i navigated the orange skies towards....

  13. laringo profile image76
    laringoposted 10 years ago

    Middle earth to see if I could hook up with Frodo Baggins and Sam to find Gandoff,so he could help me

  14. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ...and while I was about it, maybe I could do a detour to Druid-land and get a bit of Merlin magic help as well. So off I zoomed through the ages...

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      passing through frigid clouds, over iced mountaintops, I thought I saw a yeti waving hello, I waved back, knowing in the sky I was safe but I was quickly approaching..

  15. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    a critical point.   Which way now?  I have no idea where I am.  So much confusion.  I need help.  If only......

  16. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    I had my Blackberry - I needed GPS tracking like never before - hey wait! I still had my backpack. I plunged my hand in and there it was - my lifesaver!  OK - here it was - Merlin was one biosphere up and Middle Earth was a substratum down. I needed to decide....

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      if I had time to find a liquor store for a pack of smokes, but I was not in the hood, so I settled for a piece of gum, but I my anxiety from the speed ate at me, but I saw...

  17. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    Mary and there was something about her. If only I could remember - ah yes, of course, I'd hidden the security codes in her hair gel. But she was

  18. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    with her lamb! And that lamb is not your run-of-the mill ho-hum yodeling kind! It's the nastiest beast ever. So with great trepidation and sweat forming in my loins...I approached.

  19. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    I wiped my sweaty loins on the lambs wool to dry my nuts and who caught me doing this? None other than....

  20. goldentoad profile image61
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    Blue Billy! I was slightly embarrassed but I was overcome with happiness, "Why Billy ol boy what are you doing over all the way over here?"

  21. gwendymom profile image73
    gwendymomposted 10 years ago

    Billy replied, I am looking for a Dairy Queen, they are becoming increasingly harder to find and I am jonesing for a dillybar.

  22. Bob Ewing profile image65
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    Juts then a news flash came across the radio, there was a food recall of dilly bars due to

  23. profile image0
    SarahPalinposted 10 years ago

    Barak Obama dancing barefoot in the salad bar while Michelle. . .

  24. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    just watched. Now where was that Dairy Queen - or was it supposed to be a Dancing Queen? I felt the clouds of confusion sweep over my mind once more....

  25. Teresa McGurk profile image59
    Teresa McGurkposted 10 years ago

    I would have to make to with a Chocolate Extreme Blizzard and a Mocha Moolatte.  Rats!

  26. Julie-Ann Amos profile image78
    Julie-Ann Amosposted 10 years ago

    No!  Not the rats.  They made me so ill last time...

  27. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    I had rat pie. Now I have to chase down Blue Billy because he..

  28. C.S.Alexis profile image91
    C.S.Alexisposted 10 years ago

    Ate the dilly and they are under recall, his lips turned red,  his balls turned blue and he thinks he wants to blame it on you.

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
      mistyhorizon2003posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      blue balls are no laughing matter, especially when you consider that they.......

      1. Lady Guinevere profile image59
        Lady Guinevereposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        hold all the family jewels. but then something slipped....

        1. gwendymom profile image73
          gwendymomposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          It was Billy Blue, he slipped on a banana peel that a  Dairy Queen worker carelessly threw aside while he was making a banana split. As Billy Blue lay sprawled across the tile floor.....

  29. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    I realized that the blue balls were no more! So with a broad smile and a sprawled Billy Blue I went back to the mission at hand. I made up a foolproof plan that should lead me straight to the Dairy Queen. The plan was...

  30. goldentoad profile image61
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    beep, beep..beep, beep, damn cell phone, always interupting my thoughts, I picked it up, "You jerk. This is Jack..Bin Laden is still in LA, both Seacrest and Joan Rivers were found..

  31. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ....pressed and overflowing! Now back to the plan. I needed some moo power here to get me to my destination. Moover and shaker I am not so I decided to enlist the help of someone who was...

  32. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    a moover and a shaker! So I took out my cell phone and scrolled down the directory and eureka! There it was, the name I was looking for! How could I have forgotten...

  33. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    Moolin, Merlin's brother? You know the one who whirled the Dairy Queen around like a dervish till she morphed into a curdled yogi? Yes, he was just the one....

  34. Lady Guinevere profile image59
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    Oh Moolin and his cohorts who like to go about the universe changing this and their different states of being!  After doing that wonderful stunt withthe Dairy Queen he surprised everyone when he..........

  35. Ronne Kuriakose profile image59
    Ronne Kuriakoseposted 10 years ago

    held a hope tight and chanted the last lines the little gal next door used to sing as she learned th 1st chapter from her socerers deeds
    "you can be blessed or you can be cursed..the key is to live thru em all with deeds tat are worth" ....

  36. Ann Reys profile image59
    Ann Reysposted 10 years ago

    and on the day they ran out of stock, he made the tastiest pancakes and maple syrup, that anyone had ever consumed, out of nothing but paper towels and liquid soap.

  37. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    They were the sweetest, stickiest, most bubbliest success story ever and became widely known as the Maple Moolin Masterpiece. But that was then, and this is now and as I digressed a...

  38. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    bit, letting nostalgia was over me, I wondered whether he still stirred the mixture around before he 'masterpieced' them on the stove - with his 'double, double, rise and bubble' magic spell...

  39. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    aahhh i can only sigh and wipe a tear from the corner of my left eye. Summoning all my now thoughts i got back to the plan and huffed and puffed and made my way to Moolin's perch in...

  40. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ...the sycamore tree. There was his Cheshire cat beside him looking like it had got all the cream. Had she just slurped down Dairy Queen I wondered...

  41. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    but i shook up the thought as quickly as it came. For the Dairy Queen as far as I remembered was as big as the sycamore tree itself, with yards upon yards of silken silvery hair. So I clambered my way to the Cheshire cat and asked "Oh pussy, sweet pussy...

  42. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    "WHERE ARE THOU?" someone suddenly hollared from just beneath me. "What the ....?" as I promptly lost my balance and fell out of the tree.

  43. goldentoad profile image61
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    Lo and behold, I saw a little amphibious swamp creature, he said, "Hello, I'm tolden goad and I'm lookin' for my pittle fife."

  44. Cris A profile image59
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    But i did not give him the time of day for i was then busy starting a list of what to do's. First on my list  was to check out the avatar of the Dairy Queen to confirm what she looks like then for I haven't seen her in a long long while.

  45. quicksand profile image79
    quicksandposted 10 years ago

    But wait, the voice within him kept pushing him ... do not hold on any longer ... oh GOD he said ... the c-c-call ... then all hell broke loose. You can't hold back the call of nature.

    1. goldentoad profile image61
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      so again, I had to scrap the plans and find a restroom that would allow me to go but I must make plans after to get some medicine for my "frequent" condition so I

  46. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ...made a mental note to ask Moolin about a Magical Condition Transporter - Away, away, condition....to the farthest black hole in the universe! - far away from any hitchhiker who might be wandering around the galaxy....

    1. Lifebydesign profile image64
      Lifebydesignposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yep there he was muttering over and over "42, 42..." while he slurped on my DQ special. Seriously this guy was getting to me, but what to do? Okay it was time for the

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
        mistyhorizon2003posted 10 years agoin reply to this

        fruit flavoured condom......

  47. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    would the Dairy Queen or Douglas Adams have any use for it, I wondered. Now that would be berry interesting!

    1. quicksand profile image79
      quicksandposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      The black hole being the gateway to another era, the confusion reigns, as what is expected at the gateway does not actually occur ... or does it? It's only the mind, somewhat dizzy, having read Shalini Kagal's hub the previous day, I see colored rats, thousands of them, doing a "VIBGYOR" parade, and Quicksand's first pet, "dikiKat" with a paw raised in salutation.

      1. TravelMonkey profile image61
        TravelMonkeyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        So there I was, surrounded...

  48. laringo profile image76
    laringoposted 10 years ago

    and totally in a quite panic as to what I would do next. But like a blinding flash,all of a sudden...

  49. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ...there appeared Moolin, looking exactly like a Druid should look, wanting to know what I wanted in these parts...

  50. Lisa HW profile image63
    Lisa HWposted 10 years ago

    I was strangely overcome with a melancholy longing for the days of martinis and olives in Angola, so I gathered up my

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
      mistyhorizon2003posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      remaining sanity and .........

 
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