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  1. jimmythejock profile image85
    jimmythejockposted 10 years ago

    Sneak away to the little snakes room.

  2. Bob Ewing profile image55
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    were he met...

  3. Lady Guinevere profile image60
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    The one and only GOD.........

  4. Bob Ewing profile image55
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    and she was angry.

  5. mistyhorizon2003 profile image89
    mistyhorizon2003posted 10 years ago

    Sarah Palin on speed!

  6. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    Luckily I rushed in on time to save Tweety, I broke out the rest of my weed to Sarah Palin on speed and she..

  7. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    said 'you make me crazy when you talk like that'

  8. Lady Guinevere profile image60
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    then I hear children in the back of me yelling , "hey Mom, where have you been, we are hungry"

  9. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    I must have intersected a parallel universe as I recognized the children as

  10. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    Pugsly and Wednesday from the Addams Family!

  11. Bob Ewing profile image55
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    so nail spiked cookies and crushed glass koolaid were called for.

    1. Christoph Reilly profile image70
      Christoph Reillyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I never should have indulged in pot and mushrooms after the purple pills the toothy man gave me, claiming they were for malaria, but really were.....

  12. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    for constipation.  I sure hoped Tweety was through in his stall.  I needed in FAST!  Sarah Palin, Wednesday and Pugsly would just have to excuse me.

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I began to panic, I did an internal and external dance, they all looked at me, I started to sweat..

  13. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    I heard a low rumble. This wasn't going to be pretty. I might even go nuclear. So I kicked open the stall door, and to my surprise...

  14. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    Morpheus appeared with a red pill and a blue pill

  15. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    I was in the valley of the dolls...

  16. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    all lining up to use the stalls

  17. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    Barbie went first

  18. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    I had to go, there was no time to play nice so I..

  19. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    grabbed Barbie by her skinny little waist and threw her to Tweety.  I knew Tweety could take care of all of them for me while I tended the violent rumblings that were about to break loose!

  20. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    Alas, I was still bound up. The rumbling turned out to be a serious case of gas, that parted the water. Embarrassed, I...

  21. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    wanted to stay inside this stall forever.  How could I face them all?  Rows of pretty little eyes staring at me with their little plastic faces and painted on smiles.  They were mocking me!  I just couldn't face it....I needed to do something.  I had to think.  I needed.....

  22. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    some prunes!

  23. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    and since I had no prunes I just had to start laughing like I was insane, like I meant to do it, I would disarm them both with my humor and my smells, they had no choice but to

  24. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    gag, and run away simultaneously laughing and crying.

  25. Teresa McGurk profile image61
    Teresa McGurkposted 10 years ago

    Morose, forlorn, and spent, I decided to repent of all my sins, and become a monk.

    1. Teresa McGurk profile image61
      Teresa McGurkposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      However, since i'm neither catholic nor Tibetan, I had to settle for a double gin instead.

      1. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        And once again, there stood Pugsly and Wednesday Addams, being held by their little ears by a mean Sarah Palin

  26. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    'That's hot' Barbie said hysterically grabbing Tweety's arm as they gallivanted away in the meantime.

  27. Lady Guinevere profile image60
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    As I got up and walked out of the stall I walked onto the most beautiful beach anyone could ever imagine....

  28. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    who wanted to turn them into a coat

  29. Bob Ewing profile image55
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    a fine winter coat

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      But out jumped Dick Cheney again with a horny look

  30. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    and we all know what that means!   Without fail, when Dick Cheney gets that horny look about him, all...........

  31. rmr profile image77
    rmrposted 10 years ago

    the women run away in terror! That just leaves tweety...

  32. KCC Big Country profile image87
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    who I can't seem to pull away from Barbie.  I really don't want to have to bring Barbie along on our excursions!  She'll only slow us down.  I hate it when.....

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      chicks want to ride for free, so I tried to get Barbie away from Tweety, while horny ol' Dick Cheney..

  33. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    releasing his funky chicken from its cage in the parlour, looked out at the sky to scan for listening devices

    1. rmr profile image77
      rmrposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      from an undisclosed location.

  34. Bob Ewing profile image55
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    Never underestimate the connections a Dick as he found  us in

  35. laringo profile image74
    laringoposted 10 years ago

    so be prepared to get out of Dodge as fast as you can

  36. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    or just make a new plan, Stan

  37. Shalini Kagal profile image61
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    one that includes this pest Barbie as well - looks like we're well and truly stuck with her....

  38. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    she's just like Sarah Palin, she won't go away

  39. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    Or so we thought. But then tweety unhinged her jaw, and swallowed Barbie and Sarah Palin. I guess it's true what they say. You just can't trust a snake who...

  40. laringo profile image74
    laringoposted 10 years ago

    who pals around with Dick Cheney and his old cronies

  41. Shalini Kagal profile image61
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ...and then, I felt the earth move under my feet - and before I knew it - curse those mushrooms! - I was up with Lucy in the sky with diamonds! And I let those stars get in my eyes....

  42. Cris A profile image60
    Cris Aposted 10 years ago

    and I was lost in the deep, in the endless, in the infinite for what seemed like an eternity and a day only to wake up and realize that...

  43. Shalini Kagal profile image61
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ....on a clear day, you can see forever and a day! Ah well, got to get back to Tweety, replete with women inside him ....

    1. Christoph Reilly profile image70
      Christoph Reillyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      But when I got back I saw that poor, dear Tweety was...could it be....

  44. Shalini Kagal profile image61
    Shalini Kagalposted 10 years ago

    ...violently ill - he'd thrown them both up! Now something like this had never happened before - Tweety could digest just about ANYTHING! Well, they say there's always a first time...

    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      It was awful by both standards of sight and smell, I had to get Tweety from trying again but..

  45. jimmythejock profile image85
    jimmythejockposted 10 years ago

    it soon became clear that I had been wrong about tweety  all along, as out popped a pink snake egg, but who was the father, Dick? Barbie? or could it even be  Sarah Palin?, I always had my suspicions about her/him.

  46. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    Well, since it was a pink egg Peter Sellers must be the dirty scoundrel of a snake raper.

  47. B.T. Evilpants profile image60
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    Or possibly Faberge. Either way, I wasn't about to stick around and watch it hatch! I grabbed my backpack (remember the backpack?) and high tailed it to...

  48. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 10 years ago

    a pub called The Slug in Lettuce

  49. laringo profile image74
    laringoposted 10 years ago

    where sitting alone on his cell phone was no other then Jack Bauer

  50. goldentoad profile image59
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    He look determined, bothered, I'm sure I still looked like I was under the influence of the weed and mushroom tea, but he gave me a...

 
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