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  1. Bob Ewing profile image62
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    ketchup. I always carry a bottle in my packback.

  2. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    I wonder if they thought it was blood!  Surely not!  These guys have always been......

  3. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    easily distracted. But I never dreamed that...

  4. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    it would come down to this!  I'm scared, really scared.  Now what?  Where am I going to hide?  I can't let them......

  5. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    but wait! Sean Connery has showed up and throttled the crap out of everyone. I will..

  6. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    run away, crying like a little girl.

  7. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    Ok.  I need to stop and think about this.  What would Goldentoad do in a situation like this?  I bet he would........

  8. gksquire9 profile image58
    gksquire9posted 10 years ago

    ...you know what, it doesn't matter what anyone would do.  It is up to me and I must sally forth for my Dulcinea.

  9. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    And I will do exactly that, as soon as I Google Dulcinea. I think I left my laptop in...

  10. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    some swanky pub back in........

  11. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    El Paso. I distinctly remember doing Jello shots, while...

  12. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    that sexy Lolita tried to seduce me with her.......

    1. Lady Guinevere profile image61
      Lady Guinevereposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      banana on her big fruity hat there dancing like a....

      1. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
        B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        monkey in a tu-tu, that desperately needed to pee.

  13. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    world famous cheeseburgers. I resisted, since she had no onion rings...

  14. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    Of course, I didn't realize that El Paso had banned the sale of onion rings due to an outbreak of.............

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      onion ringworm.

  15. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    ringworms, bananas, monkeys, cheeseburgers. It didn't matter I just needed to get my story straight before

  16. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    the guy with the badger on his head caught up with me. Only one thing I could do...

  17. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    these guys link me and Tweety to that dang chihuahua!  I have to think of something quick!  I've got it, I'll just........

  18. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    pretend I've got gas. That dang chilli again, probably a dulcinea, or something...

  19. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    I ate at the bbq. Either way, a good case of gas is would be the ticket for throwing them off the scent!

  20. Lady Guinevere profile image61
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    I picked up a magazine to hide my face and they came up behind me and thought that I was looking at some porn.  When they grabbed the magazine out of my hands they found that it really was just a zuccini sticking out of a basket of other vegetables but then.....

  21. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    I looked around and not only did I feel better but I cleared the area. I used the zucchini to hide my face

  22. Bob Ewing profile image62
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    I scattered buttertarts around to set a false trail.

  23. Teresa McGurk profile image60
    Teresa McGurkposted 10 years ago

    and suddenly, out of nowhere: FLASH! (and Kaboom, too, just for good measure) -- I was transported into another dimension, one where

  24. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    it eerily started to make sense. The sense of deja vu was overwhelming

  25. Lady Guinevere profile image61
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    the vegetation talked, even the grass....woah I was stepping on some of that grass and it was going to...

  26. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    be eaten by a rather large arborvitae! Fortunately I had brought my trusty pruning shears, and...

  27. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    I'm not afraid to use them!   Pruning shears work wonders on...........

  28. B.T. Evilpants profile image59
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 10 years ago

    ingrown toenails, too. But first...

  29. Lady Guinevere profile image61
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    Oh no a bright light and seconds later everything that was there isn't anymore and now I am in a different time

  30. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    I'll check to see if anyone is watching.  This is a delicate situation that could easily get out of hand.  I simply cannot allow.....

  31. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    it to continue, things were just warping crazily in this dimension. I might as well just take my shoes off.

  32. Teresa McGurk profile image60
    Teresa McGurkposted 10 years ago

    and run amock amidst this verdant pasture.  True freedom, at last!  Freedom to

  33. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    to get away from all of these people because...

  34. profile image0
    Leta Sposted 10 years ago

    OOps, edit, after CC:

    I want.........to write, to dream, to draw pictures in the sand beyond the pasture with a bare toe and to know it means something.  At the same time glance up into a warped dimension to see a smattering of green stars....

  35. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 10 years ago

    that beckon me to call forth a flying nun...

  36. rmr profile image80
    rmrposted 10 years ago

    or, lacking that, an iguana with a guitar, and a festive sombrero.

  37. goldentoad profile image60
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    Thinking heavily upon this, I reached into my pockets, and felt the joint I had saved for later. But I didn't have a lighter, so I...

  38. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    began to hum.  Doesn't everyone hum when they feel this way?  Humming makes me.......

  39. jimmythejock profile image86
    jimmythejockposted 10 years ago

    I lit the joint on the hob and singed my nose hairs and eybrows, then i poured myself a cup of mushroom tea(the Magic type of course)

    1. goldentoad profile image60
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      my reality quickly vanished as I saw the floor below start to move...

  40. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    as it merged crazily with the stars above I heard a distinctive deep breathy voice proclaim 'I am your father'

  41. Teresa McGurk profile image60
    Teresa McGurkposted 10 years ago

    It was Dick Cheney himself.  This was turning into a nightmare.

  42. goldentoad profile image60
    goldentoadposted 10 years ago

    This indeed was some strong weed and mushroom tea, I began to tell myself..

  43. Bob Ewing profile image62
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    but I hAd sworn I never do that again.

  44. Lady Guinevere profile image61
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    and out of the corner of my eye, what did I see..........a huge pteradactyl swooping around the sky and I thought..........

    1. goldentoad profile image60
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      what was scarier Cheney or the big bird so I..

  45. Teresa McGurk profile image60
    Teresa McGurkposted 10 years ago

    hid under a chair for a while

  46. Lifebydesign profile image64
    Lifebydesignposted 10 years ago

    I grabbed my backpack, you know the cool camo one which, incidentally, didn't look out of place here and fished around for my light sabre

  47. Bob Ewing profile image62
    Bob Ewingposted 10 years ago

    it wasn't there.

  48. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    But, there was Tweety!  I almost forgot about Tweety!  Tweety really needs to......

  49. Lady Guinevere profile image61
    Lady Guinevereposted 10 years ago

    take a wizz...

  50. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    Funny thing about anacondas......they don't like to be watched wizzing.  They will almost always......

    1. goldentoad profile image60
      goldentoadposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      become angry so I tossed Tweety at Cheney and watched him..

 
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