The wife has kicked me out for cheating

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   darksideposted 14 years ago

   A bit of an over-reaction, I thought... we were only playing Monopoly.

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      getpaidtopostposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Monopoly? likely story lol
      

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      mandybeauposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Very clever u got me with that headline, why on earth would anyone cheat at such a simple game. lol

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         darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It's too juicy to pass. Though I avoided using it at Facebook because I would have got in real trouble.

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      Shil1978posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lol - you had me there!!!

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      nazishnasimposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Your darkside finally got to you. Such a grave offense!

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      MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'd like to take a look at your haiku poetry.

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      Maddie Ruudposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I don't give a rat's behind about Monopoly, but I would disown my own mother for cheating at Boggle.

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      nicompposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Stick to Candyland... it's much easier to stack the deck.

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   getpaidtopostposted 14 years ago

   She will come round soon. flowers always helps when i am in the bad books with my wife.

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   HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

   I am sure of the case you have opted.....I think you are trying to bring another thread that will go the entire night without you responding...............

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      darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What?
      
      I didn't see any rules saying I had to.

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   cashmereposted 14 years ago

   Try a candle light dinner

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   HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

   Good night all.......

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   HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

   Yes, but you are very good at the game.... Good luck, the last one went on for over thirty hours... Take care!!!

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      darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It's a game now?
      
      What the?
      
      Please, point me in the direction of a thirty hour thread that I so shamefully abandoned.

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   HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

   Maybe I will join in the game later after the party ends here in Joshua Tree. Wireless is a bitch here in the desert... Opps!

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   Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

   Cheating at Monopoly?  Well, that's a pretty unforgivable offense.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Flowers are the go darkside, Keep the marriage, the game of Monopoly played in divorce is very expensive!

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    HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

    Gay marriage is wrong............. I appreciated the last line that it was from a friend...Diametricall.......

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       darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Are you referring to the thread "Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong..." or are you telling me 'gay marriage is wrong'?

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    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    You are welcome at Bumble Town - NZ.  No one judges your sexual orientations; for fear of having theirs treated in the same manner.

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    cashmereposted 14 years ago

    how did monopoly cheating turn into a gay marriage?

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       sunstreeksposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hey that's a catchy title. Low keyword competition too!

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          cashmereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Never thought of it that way!

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Cause gay marriage is the topic of the week on the forums

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    charanjeet kaurposted 14 years ago

    You had me with the title, lol im glad it was monopoly haha. Have fun patching up sometimes it is worth the reason you argued.

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    Is it just me or has satire died a death? Irony. Derision. Mockery.
    
    Either some are way too serious or find it easier to deliver negative responses.
    
    Smiling is always easier than frowning
    
    Darkside - I think wit, caustic or otherwise, is dying a horrible death

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       nazishnasimposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       When did satire die? Why wasn't I invited to the funeral! 

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          frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I think it died this last week or two. I've never seen so many Victor Meldrews congregated in one place. There's the lovely Papermoon, encouraging hubbers to join up in peace.
          
          And we can't even get it right in the forum.
          
          Seriously ... it's getting like a school yard ...
          
          I'm all for opinions, debates and discussions. It's what makes us who we are. In fact it's the essence of what we are - unique, each and every one of us. But there's a way of conveying a message, an idea, a thought or opinion - without bickering.
          
          Parts of the forum feels like a marriage separation. All angst and emotion.
          
          My money's on the woman

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       darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The death was faked. The Funny actually joined the Witless Protection Program.

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    sixtyorsoposted 14 years ago

    Give her back Park Lane and 200 bucks forget about flowers! Forget gay marraige and go to bed.

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    Please read the following Darkside assertion - or declaração in case you're Portuguese :
    
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    Read it? That folks ... is called quick wit. Wit can be defined in many ways. You can have a caustic-wit, quick-wit or just be plain old witty.
    
    Bring back the Funny. Someone please out it from the WPP

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    Dame Scribeposted 14 years ago

    Sure you did the banking right in the Monopoly game lol

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    HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

    No matter where I sit at the table I end up landing on the "Go to jail" space more times than I like.

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       \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Better to be in jail than thrown out in the streets.....

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          ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          And when was the last time you were thrown into jail? hmmm? The street is far better, even in winter. I have slept in winter graveyards with frosty stones and spooks peering thru the nite with sparkly eyes as my companions. In jail sleep evades one as there are no good companions to watch over you. Better for darkside to sleep in his hammock if he has one for a nite or two. Wifey will cum around.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Yea and we  all know what happened to Fannie Mae
    perhaps dark youll get a bail out now lol

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    goldentoadposted 14 years ago

    @ ralwus, I find sleeping in jail to be more peaceful than my house. One good fart and everyone stays away.

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       ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Quite true toad, but then there's the lights that are always on. I hate that worst of all. I like it dark when I sleep at night.

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          goldentoadposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          true those lights are annoying, just put the flea blanket they give you over your eyes and then wrap it back under your head for extra pillow.

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          Maddie Ruudposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          They turn out the lights in the psych ward at bedtime.  Just throwing that out there.

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             goldentoadposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             good to know, I will try to use that angle next time, but usually I'm in the holding tank and then they kick me out the next day.

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             ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Not for me they wouldn't. Suicide watch. LOL

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