The wife has kicked me out for cheating

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  1. darkside profile image80
    darksideposted 9 years ago

    A bit of an over-reaction, I thought... we were only playing Monopoly.

    1. getpaidtopost profile image40
      getpaidtopostposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Monopoly? likely story lol

    2. mandybeau profile image53
      mandybeauposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Very clever u got me with that headline, why on earth would anyone cheat at such a simple game. lol

      1. darkside profile image80
        darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        It's too juicy to pass. Though I avoided using it at Facebook because I would have got in real trouble.

    3. Shil1978 profile image92
      Shil1978posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Lol - you had me there!!!

    4. profile image0
      nazishnasimposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Your darkside finally got to you. Such a grave offense!

    5. profile image0
      MangoGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I'd like to take a look at your haiku poetry.

    6. Maddie Ruud profile image76
      Maddie Ruudposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I don't give a rat's behind about Monopoly, but I would disown my own mother for cheating at Boggle.

    7. nicomp profile image64
      nicompposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Stick to Candyland... it's much easier to stack the deck.

  2. getpaidtopost profile image40
    getpaidtopostposted 9 years ago

    She will come round soon. flowers always helps when i am in the bad books with my wife.

  3. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years ago

    I am sure of the case you have opted.....I think you are trying to bring another thread that will go the entire night without you responding...............

    1. darkside profile image80
      darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      What?

      I didn't see any rules saying I had to.

  4. cashmere profile image81
    cashmereposted 9 years ago

    Try a candle light dinner

  5. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years ago

    Good night all.......smile

  6. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years ago

    Yes, but you are very good at the game.... Good luck, the last one went on for over thirty hours... Take care!!!

    1. darkside profile image80
      darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      It's a game now?

      What the?

      Please, point me in the direction of a thirty hour thread that I so shamefully abandoned.

  7. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years ago

    Maybe I will join in the game later after the party ends here in Joshua Tree. Wireless is a bitch here in the desert... Opps!

  8. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 9 years ago

    Cheating at Monopoly?  Well, that's a pretty unforgivable offense.

  9. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Flowers are the go darkside, Keep the marriage, the game of Monopoly played in divorce is very expensive!

  10. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years ago

    Gay marriage is wrong............. I appreciated the last line that it was from a friend...Diametricall.......

    1. darkside profile image80
      darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Are you referring to the thread "Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong..." or are you telling me 'gay marriage is wrong'?

  11. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    You are welcome at Bumble Town - NZ.  No one judges your sexual orientations; for fear of having theirs treated in the same manner.

  12. cashmere profile image81
    cashmereposted 9 years ago

    how did monopoly cheating turn into a gay marriage?

    1. sunstreeks profile image79
      sunstreeksposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hey that's a catchy title. Low keyword competition too!

      1. cashmere profile image81
        cashmereposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Never thought of it that way!

  13. Misha profile image72
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Cause gay marriage is the topic of the week on the forums smile

  14. charanjeet kaur profile image62
    charanjeet kaurposted 9 years ago

    You had me with the title, lol im glad it was monopoly haha. Have fun patching up sometimes it is worth the reason you argued.

  15. frogdropping profile image83
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    Is it just me or has satire died a death? Irony. Derision. Mockery.

    Either some are way too serious or find it easier to deliver negative responses.

    Smiling is always easier than frowning smile

    Darkside - I think wit, caustic or otherwise, is dying a horrible death neutral

    1. profile image0
      nazishnasimposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      When did satire die? Why wasn't I invited to the funeral!  sad

      1. frogdropping profile image83
        frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I think it died this last week or two. I've never seen so many Victor Meldrews congregated in one place. There's the lovely Papermoon, encouraging hubbers to join up in peace.

        And we can't even get it right in the forum.

        Seriously ... it's getting like a school yard ...

        I'm all for opinions, debates and discussions. It's what makes us who we are. In fact it's the essence of what we are - unique, each and every one of us. But there's a way of conveying a message, an idea, a thought or opinion - without bickering.

        Parts of the forum feels like a marriage separation. All angst and emotion.

        My money's on the woman big_smile

    2. darkside profile image80
      darksideposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The death was faked. The Funny actually joined the Witless Protection Program.

  16. sixtyorso profile image77
    sixtyorsoposted 9 years ago

    Give her back Park Lane and 200 bucks forget about flowers! Forget gay marraige and go to bed.

  17. frogdropping profile image83
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    Please read the following Darkside assertion - or declaração in case you're Portuguese big_smile:

    [/i]

    Read it? That folks ... is called quick wit. Wit can be defined in many ways. You can have a caustic-wit, quick-wit or just be plain old witty.

    Bring back the Funny. Someone please out it from the WPP neutral

  18. Dame Scribe profile image62
    Dame Scribeposted 9 years ago

    Sure you did the banking right in the Monopoly game tongue wink lol

  19. HealthCare Basics profile image61
    HealthCare Basicsposted 9 years ago

    No matter where I sit at the table I end up landing on the "Go to jail" space more times than I like.smile

    1. profile image0
      \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Better to be in jail than thrown out in the streets.....

      1. profile image0
        ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        And when was the last time you were thrown into jail? hmmm? The street is far better, even in winter. I have slept in winter graveyards with frosty stones and spooks peering thru the nite with sparkly eyes as my companions. In jail sleep evades one as there are no good companions to watch over you. Better for darkside to sleep in his hammock if he has one for a nite or two. Wifey will cum around.

  20. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    Yea and we  all know what happened to Fannie Mae wink
    perhaps dark youll get a bail out now lol

  21. goldentoad profile image58
    goldentoadposted 9 years ago

    @ ralwus, I find sleeping in jail to be more peaceful than my house. One good fart and everyone stays away.

    1. profile image0
      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Quite true toad, but then there's the lights that are always on. I hate that worst of all. I like it dark when I sleep at night.

      1. goldentoad profile image58
        goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        true those lights are annoying, just put the flea blanket they give you over your eyes and then wrap it back under your head for extra pillow.

      2. Maddie Ruud profile image76
        Maddie Ruudposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        They turn out the lights in the psych ward at bedtime.  Just throwing that out there.

        1. goldentoad profile image58
          goldentoadposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          good to know, I will try to use that angle next time, but usually I'm in the holding tank and then they kick me out the next day.

        2. profile image0
          ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Not for me they wouldn't. Suicide watch. LOL

 
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