What's the strangest thing you've ever done in your sleep?

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   cindyvineposted 15 years ago

   Driving home in the rain today, listening to the radio, I heard them talking about this very thing and they were telling the story of some 44 year old woman who apparently sent three very bizarre emails in her sleep.  As a child I used to sleepwalk, but I can't think of anything really strange I've done.  I guess, probably because I was asleep and don't know what I did.  Do any of you do strange things in your sleep?

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      Ivorwenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I've heard that story. 
      
      The craziest thing I've done is talk in my sleep in a room full of people, while at a ladies retreat.

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      Wendy preciousposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I and my mom once traveled to france people there were always telling me bonjour and merci all the time when i went to sleep i said this in my sleep
      :you are burying me in courtesy, this is maybe the funniest thing i said in my sleep

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   Jerilee Weiposted 15 years ago

   As a young mother, I read a book one evening that I didn't like.  Sleep walking in my birthday suit, my husband followed me to the balcony of our apartment overlooking a mall and watched me throw the book over the rail page by page.  Must have gotten it out of my system as I haven't had any incidents since.  P.S. Real glad we didn't have cell phones with cameras back then as he thought it hilarious.  Told me that was what I got for reading too much.

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   lrohnerposted 15 years ago

   My now ex-hubby loved motorcycles. He had been Harley shopping for a while and was just waiting for the spring to come before purchasing. One night, I heard the strangest noises and woke to see him still under the covers, but sitting straight up in bed with his arms out in front of him pretending to ride a motorcycle. He was making the noises and everything, moving his hands and swaying back and forth just like he was riding. And he was dead sound asleep!

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      fortunerepposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I bet yo wish u had a camera! lol

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   Colebabieposted 15 years ago

   I read an article about a man who said his infidelity was due to Ambien. That he had slept with another woman while actually asleep. You be the judge
   
   As far as me, I laugh in my sleep alllll the time. I've also been known to sleep walk, but I never get very far.

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   fortunerepposted 15 years ago

   A couple of years ago I was on some medication called Ambien for sleep.  I do not recommend it.  When I started taking this medication I started getting up about 4 hours later and eating.  I had to go downstairs, fix a bowl of cereal (I guess my food of choice) walk back upstairs and sit at the top and eat my cereal, leave my bowl there and go back to bed.  This went on for about 5 months once or twice a week.  I always blamed my daughters until they caught me and said they had a full conversation with me.  That is when I stopped taking it.  Walking down stairs in your sleep and eating is bad enough but when you start talking to your teens in your sleep, something had to change.
   dori

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   fortunerepposted 15 years ago

   I just read yours about Ambien, yes I believe it.
   
   dori

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   kmackey32posted 15 years ago

   I rolled over and started hitting my husband repeadly, then went back to sleep.

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      lrohnerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I'll bet there's a marriage counselor out there that would love to discuss that one with you! 

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         kmackey32posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Yea, im afraid I may do something to him in my sleep and not remember it.... Strange, Guess he should be nicer to me.

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   sandra rinckposted 15 years ago

   grabbed my side table and threw it to the ground.

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   Baked a cake

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      sandra rinckposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Sweet!

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      Ivorwenposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      How did it turn out?

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         blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         LMAO well put it this way you had to drink it with a spoon xox

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    I made a sandwich in my sleep....but my pump action butter squirter made the sandwich taste funny!!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    I cant remember if Ive ever done anything (at least not out of the unordinary)
    
    But my sister did ,years ago, she was only 13yrs old. She walked out of the house around midnight ,in her nightgown , knocked on the nieghbors door and said..."Can my dad have the potatoes back that you borrowed"  (luckily my dad went to check who  was up n wandering about)
    
    To this day ,if anyone in the family runs into that neighbor she always asks after that particular sister...hahaha

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    AsherKadeposted 15 years ago

    drool....

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    kmackey32posted 15 years ago

    I do some weird things on my sleep. Just the other night I sat up while I was sleeping and i guess i looked at him and asked, "Who are you"?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       At least you didn't call him by another guys name!

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    jobear90posted 15 years ago

    When I was only a little one (my mom remembers I must have been about 3 or 4 years old), I would get up at night to use the restroom.  But instead of going to the bathroom I would go to the back door and when I couldn't get it open because it was locked I would start to pull my pants down and go right there at the back door.  My mom, who would be up and talking on the phone to my aunt would stand there and watch.  Back then it was believed you should never wake someone up when they were sleep walking because it would cause psychological problems (or something lke that).  Fortunately, I would wake up before I actually made a mess at the back door.

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       curiozitiesposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I've never done anything unusual in my sleep, just snore or drool, but when we were kids, I caught my brother--on two separate occasions--peeing in the garbage can in the kitchen.

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    crazybeanriderposted 15 years ago

    Not to long ago I moved with my GF into her parents house. Her brother also lived there as well. We  had rooms on the second floor. Her parents had the ground floor. The basement was neutral ground. They always had company over, the other brothers and sisters. Somebody was always going to work or coming to work. Or hanging out. I was always kind of shy about living there. So I basically kind of hung out in my room.
    
    I used to sleepwalk since  childhood, but rarely in adulthood. I took out the air conditioner on the 2nd floor and started to climb out the window. But I was stopped by the police driving by on patrol. This was in a Detroit neighborhood. Sirens and flashing lights helped wake me up. It was very scarey.

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    I don't remember a thing, but I use to have full conversations with my room mate.  Maybe it's a good thing I didn't remember... lol

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    Davinagirl3posted 15 years ago

    Things I can't mention on this site.

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       logic,commonsenseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You may whisper them in my ear if you like!

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          Davinagirl3posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I may be able to say the best parts... randomly.

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    My kids and I were all sharing a room on holiday in Thailand, my eldest daughter came home in the early hours, having been out and about and was shocked to hear my son, other daughter and myself having a threeway conversation in our sleep.  Answering each other and everything!

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    Maddie Ruudposted 15 years ago

    I punched the wall so hard the pictures fell off it.  My hand swelled up like nobody's business.

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    Someone must have annoyed you during the day!

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       Maddie Ruudposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       It was Christmas Eve, and I was dreaming about my Boy Scout leader.  Boy, did she piss me off.

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          wordscribe41posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Uh, you were a Boy Scout, Maddie?  BTW, I'm a boy scout leader.

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             Maddie Ruudposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Venture Scout.  (A division of Boy Scouts of America where there's no mention of having to be male in the rules.  We also wrote into our crew's bylaws that we wouldn't discriminate based on religion or sexual orientation and nearly got ourselves kicked out.)

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                wordscribe41posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Oh, yeah.  I've heard of that, actually.  You have to be 21 and under, right.  Very cool, not surprised you stirred up some controversy there. 

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    Research Analystposted 15 years ago

    Eating the left over ribs from the barbeque I had, must have been still hungry.

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    Yeah strange, many people eat and cook in their sleep.

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    I'm not into cooking and eating in my sleep.  But I, on the other hand, apparently enjoy holding my arm straight up in the air and ticking it.  As per my husband.

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    Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

    Allegedly... I Strangled 2 wives and 5 goldfish in my sleep
    
    I am also aware that Cindy used to mow her lawns in her sleep!

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    Sleep walked into someone elses bed.

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       Jodi Hoekselposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LOL... excuses, excuses!!!

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          hahahahha

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    Lisa HWposted 15 years ago

    Wow.  You people do do some interesting things.   All I've ever done is that yelling thing where you think no sound is coming out, so you keep yelling louder and louder - only to wake up and realize you've been bellowing at the top of your lungs (in a moronic tone) and there HAS been sound "in real life".   

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    Jarnposted 15 years ago

    Engaged in close quarters hand-to-hand combat with a wall. The plaster was in pretty poor shape come the morning.

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       Christa Dovelposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Ouch!

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    sbeakrposted 15 years ago

    i've been told i have conversations with other people who are also asleep...as witnessed by those who are awake.  but my favorite story came from my dad: he told me that at age six, i walked into my parents room and straight up to him as he was reading in bed, to inform him that my wings wouldn't open up.  he played along for a bit and then sent me back to bed somewhat recommitted to humanity.    
    
    i think i had watched 'Barbarella' that night and thought i was Pygar.  why on earth was that movie on tv where a six-year-old could see it??

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    Anamika Sposted 15 years ago

    I gave orders to my Executives that with only 3 days remaining for the month closure I want all of them to achieve their sales targets. My guy recorded the conversation in his cell phone and we had a hearty laugh in the morning. I realized that the pressure of Work and targets was really getting into me. However, I quit my Bank job after three months and have not talked in my sleep after that.

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    Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

    I was in a town doing a show and myself and another actor were being housed in the University dorms. It was during Christmas vacation so they were mostly empty, but there were a few people here and there.  I woke up at three o'clock in the morning looking in the shower room mirror down the hall, then noticed that I was buck naked. I didn't know what to do, so I ran down the hall to my room but I had locked myself out.  So I ran back to the shower room. The head resident, who could've unlocked my door was three floors down off the main lobby so I wasn't going there. I spent a half hour in there trying to figure out what to do. There were no dirty towels to wrap myself in and no shower curtains. I looked for a bobby pin or something thinking maybe I could pick the lock. A couple of times I ran back down to my room and rammed the door as hard as I could with my shoulder, and then ran back to the shower room with a sore shoulder. I knew my window was open so I checked the ledge thinking maybe I could scooch along the ledge and get in my window, but it was only 3 inches wide and several floors up so I didn't. Finally, I gave up and crept as quietly as I could, naked, to the room where the other actor was, which wasn't so close and through a more public area.  I knocked on his door and it took me several minutes to convince him to throw me some clothes. Finally, the door opened quickly, shorts and a tee shirt came flying out, and then the door slammed. He finally let me crash on his floor.  I never slept naked again.

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hahah why  did you not knock on my room I would have helped you out.

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    Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

    If only you had been there, Deb. A disaster could have been changed into a night of bliss!  lol

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    cindyvineposted 15 years ago

    Chris, if we knew you were naked we'd definitely have helped you!  Deb would have fetched some enemas.  We would have had fun!

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       Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       With friends like you, who needs enemas?

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          blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Yes no no Enemas with Christoph wouldn't you prefer him coming than going, not going and never coming.....We have enough trouble with his removable head and his Ipod implants tut tut
          Hey Christoph!!!!

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             kmackey32posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I have access to lots of enemas at work if you need me to get you some. just incase you might run out. ha

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                blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Oooh yes that is a thought

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    kmackey32posted 15 years ago

    My husband tells me I do very naughty things with my hands in my sleep. We have to sleep with our bedroom door locked cuz you never know what I will be doing in there.

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    AEvansposted 15 years ago

    I don't know I have never woken up to find out. lolllo

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       blondepoetposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You are so cute AE xo

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    Lisawilliamsjposted 15 years ago

    when I was a child I walked into the living room sound a sleep and went straight to the vcr. My mother asked what I was doing I told her I was getting a drink. she told me to go back to bed and then when she went to check on me I had my window open and I was trting to jump out.

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    quicksandposted 15 years ago

    The strangest thing that happened to me was, I dreamt that I fell asleep. Then I had to wake up twice. I guess I am awake right now, but I am still unsure.

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    Alice Clearwaterposted 15 years ago

    According to my college roommate, I sat up in bed one morning as she was getting ready for class and yelled, "Fire! Fire! Fire!  Put it out!  Put it out!  Put it out!" and just as quickly, laid back down and continued sleeping.
    
    When I related the story to a friend, she told me she'd once had a friend that taught her an entire song while sleeping.  Words and music.

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    crazybeanriderposted 15 years ago

    When I was younger my parents said I would take my blanket and walk up and down the street. The neighbors would holler for me to go home. They said I scared them because I just walked slow with the blanket over my head like a vampire.
    
    We lived along a river so parents were always freaking out.

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