Limericks - Limericks - Limericks

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   wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

   There are a few that like to join in
   like Earnest (when he's not debunking "sin")
   and Marcofratelli
   who really likes jelly
   and Ghost after he's had enough gin.

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   HubChiefposted 15 years ago

   last few days, i missed earnest
   in limerick words he is also best
   discussing seriously
   he noticed us merely
   he's expected to take this limericks test

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   earnestshubposted 15 years ago

   It's time to get back to this thread
   to keep limericks fresh in my head
   I like the rhyming
   the method and timing
   It reminds me that I'm not dead.

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   HubChiefposted 15 years ago

   see who's here
   out of sphere
   talking
   writing
   limricks gear

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   wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

   I've missed our "chance" meetings here, Earnest.
   They're as healing as the finest internist.
   Glad you feel alive
   here you will thrive
   and enjoy life with a fresh, anew zest.

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Lovely to see you here "scribe"
      laughin and lookin alive
      hope you have a good night
      that all is alright
      you will always be limerick tribe!

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   Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

   Laura where have you been?
   It's ages since you were seen
   Flitting through with HP fame
   Newbies don't know your name
   And we miss you in the team.

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   wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

   I hate to say it Pearldiver,
   I feel like a shipwreck survivor.
   Life's dealt me some poop
   A bit worse than the croup
   I'll fix it with my handy screwdriver.
   
   (I miss you, too)

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   HubChiefposted 15 years ago

   its time for me to sleep
   with this last beep
   see you tomorrow
   in joy or sorrow
   this promise I can keep

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   Ann Nonymousposted 15 years ago

   The sculptures of Giacometti,
   Look like figurines made out of spaghetti!
   But that doesn’t stop people from spending millions.
   Oh when will this bronze, “Walking Man” be ready?

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    Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

    Hey Laura let me know what you need
    Please don't lie there and bleed
    Maybe if you email me a letter
    I might be able to help you feel better
    Surely there's nothing to make you conceed.

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    I'm not one to roll over in defeat
    Nothing much in my life I can't beat.
    You are a dear friend
    to offer to mend
    a soul you may never even meet.

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    the limerick fever is back
    a new image on the rack
    going green
    environment scream
    stop piling plastic stack

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    Ghost32posted 15 years ago

    Have missed this great energy thread
    'Tween writing and building and bed
    Now that it is here
    I'm full of good cheer
    Bumping it up with my head

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    day by day, hour by hour
    life becomes sweet and sour
    diffculties arise
    we pay some price
    almighty keeps giving the power

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    moving down a difficult road
    walking on a sharp sword
    target is far
    hard and bizarre
    and on top carrying heavy load!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Glad to see old rhymers back
    I thought you all fell through the crack
    of the religions thread
    with gods who are dead
    or that you had all lost the knack!

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    china manposted 15 years ago

    I just put up a post in a forum
    About poets and how we ignore 'em
    And when I get back
    I find this little stack
    Of gems that were written be forum

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    Shalini Kagalposted 15 years ago

    I thought this thread was six feet under
    Buried ’neath forum fire and thunder
    Am I glad it’s alive
    So great to see it thrive
    Let’s get it rolling again, this limerick wonder!

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    zampanoposted 15 years ago

    Buy good sausage someday at the mart
    Carrots and cabbage for a hotpot start
    cook them real slow
    over warm fire glow
    At night under cover, celebrate with fart
    
    hehehe

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    HubChiefposted 15 years ago

    the devil is once back again
    crashing all over aeroplane
    be it Palo Alto
    be it Austin
    Two days of fire-rain

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    The religious forums are poo
    I'm sick of them, How about you?
    the fairy don't make it
    Religionists fake it
    the bible was written by who?

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       Paragliderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hi Earnest - I'm glad you're still here.
       I'm rarer than ever, I fear.
       It's finding the time
       to indulge in a rhyme
       between working and women and beer!

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

    Earnest, as much as I love you, my friend
    there’s magic out there we can't comprehend
    —all I can say is religion’s a curse
    they’ll steal all your money and then take your purse—
    But good still wins out in the end 

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

    My first offer to the limerick thread
    I hope against hope it won’t fall down dead
    I wait while you read it
    And though I don’t need it
    I can’t wait to see what you’ve said

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    Ghost32posted 15 years ago

    Such a weird little thread that I see
    The posts number twelve-sixty-three
    I thought that before
    There were many more
    But what do I know?  I'm just me!
    

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

    I must learn to flee hateful forums
    But it's hard cuz they have so much allure...um
    The posts drive me crazy
    it's just an excuse to be lazy
    and I can't hold onto decorum!
    
    

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       i love happy fun loving forums; when people play. Hello Ghost and Spider

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          TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Hi there figment *waves legs*
          
          How are you? Are you going to write a limerick for us? *anticipates*

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

    There once was a Hubber named "Frog"
    And I'll tell you frog worked like a dog
    to get all those hubs in
    and go for the win
    And now we're left standing agog!
    
    
    Happy Birthday Frogdropping!!
    
    ETA: I have made a mistake thinking that frog won the Hub contest, when it was wordscribe! I'm SORRY!! Frog posted the congratulatory thread! But the rhyme doesn't work with scribe!
    
    I'll think up another. And I'll dedicate this for Frog's B-day.

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

    The Hub had a contest of words
    And many attempted to get themselves heard
    But out of the Tribe
    The best was the Scribe
    And the win was truly deserved!
    
    CONGRATULATIONS WORDSCRIBE!!!

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       A beautiful day it be
       Can any of you see?
       the beauty today will bring
       Dont worry about a thing
       Just believe

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       wordscribe41posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks, you're so sweet.  I'll make a limerick soon, I promise!  I'm busy with the 60 day challenge...  Sigh.

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    StormRyderposted 15 years ago

    There was a young man named Gene
    Who had a love-making machine
    Concave and convex
    It served either sex
    And it played with itself in between.

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years ago

    I just can't stay out of the forum
    All the people who write, I adore 'em
    there are those who would vex
    and those who only want sex
    And I find it hard to ignore 'em!
    
    
    I think I'm getting the hang of this. Would you believe I had never written a limerick before this thread!?

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       StormRyderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Nice...Very good!!
       Sure you have never done this before??

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          TheGlassSpiderposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I promise I've ne'er written this kind of a po'm
          I'm often too busy with my head in a tome
          But the rhythm is right
          I've found I could do this all night
          But away from the 'puter must I roam!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I just want to join in the fun
    don't want to play games in the sun
    I want to sit on my a~~
    and smoke all the grass
    becuz here it that's the way things are won!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    There is nothing better than cyber sex
    in fact it is better than dis'n my ex
    for fun you can't beat it
    and I dare to repeat it
    There is nothing better than cyber sex!

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    figmentposted 15 years ago

    Mega your last post
    was the most
    funniest thing I've read today
    I love how you play
    What more do you have to say

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Some things are hard to explain
    such as human emotional pain
    but if we don't know
    that's no call to go
    to a story that's really insane!

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       There's no one else to blame
       Just me and my selfish shame
       Some do not comprehend
       my life and all my sin
       and a fire without a flame

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Ya'll here on Hub Pages make me laugh and hollar...
    Most fun I ever had that didn't cost a dollar...
    But cyber-sex on the net sounds kind'a scary,
    The girl behind the avatar may be called "Larry",
    And be wearing only a studded-leather collar...!

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    Faybe Bayposted 15 years ago

    My life seems to be really a mess,
    There's no way but up is my guess,
    So on Hub Pages I write
    all day and all night,
    It makes me happy, I confess

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I wanted some fun, it was Easter
    I was sitting around on my keester
    when out of the blue
    a thought about you
    made we want to cook a big feast  or
    
    When I got the ham in the oven
    I got a call from the rest of my coven
    don't sit home and bitch
    or we can't call you witch
    so I got up and gave them some lov'n!
    
    Now you may think that this is real strange
    some people have called me deranged
    but if what's in the oven's
    not as good as my coven's
    I reserve every right to the exchange

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    there was a young woman named figment
    who was wondering just where her pet pig went
    she looked here and there
    on the ground and in the air
    in the hubtribe she found it on a spit
    
    well.  nobody's perfect!

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       Faybe Bayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Applause, applause Two winners in a row!

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       figmentposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I was bored so I thought I'd get porned
    everywhere in the threads I was scorned
    I was just driven out
    with a whip and a shout
    and here I sit all alone and forlorned!
    
    All faithful hubbers listen as I warn
    if you think in the threads you'll get porn
    don't strip or be bare
    of the teasers beware
    or you'll end up like me, all alorn!
    
    Never dreaming my hub friends would ban me
    and yet they all wanted to can me
    "With a body like yours
    you can't go to the whores"
    disgusted, they refused to scan me

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    sneakorocksolidposted 15 years ago

    Ichy bitchy little girl
    Loved the crabs but hated squirrels
    Teased the boys kissed the girls
    Drank her beer but never hurled
    Loved to dance but not to twirl
    Shes not a genius just a girl
    Always sheltered from the world
    Ichy bitchy little girl!

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    attemptedhumourposted 15 years ago

    Roses are red
    Volcanoes are too
    That's why an eruption
    Reminds me of you

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    attemptedhumourposted 15 years ago

    There was a young fellow named Eddie
    Who fell in love with his teddy
    His wife said to Eddie
    You and the teddy
    Can shut the front door when you're ready

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    The forums have got really boring
    I can't hear myself for the snoring
    to survive this lament
    I'm gonna get bent
    or else I'll start eating the flooring!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I need to publish today
    my workload won't just go away
    if I do one more hub
    I can order a sub
    And go merrily on with my play.

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    attemptedhumourposted 14 years ago

    There was a young man from Cape Horn
    Who wished he had never been born
    And it would not have been
    If his father had seen
    That the end of his condom was torn

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    alternate poetposted 14 years ago

    From my schooldays a million years ago, just won't go away for some reason !!
    
    
    There was a young man from Gwent
    whose tool was incredibly bent
    to save himself trouble
    he put it in double
    so instead of coming he went

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    Wordscribe and I have decided
    though limericks may be derided
    We'll restart this thread
    not leaving it dead
    but decidedly try to revive it.

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    wordscribe43posted 13 years ago

    It's worth a revival or two,
    with Earnest my old limerick boo.
    Two years have now passed
    time's gone way too fast
    I'm still a limerick foo!

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    Our bird has been squawking again
    It's ear-piercing - affecting my brain!
    I can't stop his screaming
    It's so damn demeaning
    The bastard is at it again!
    
    I'd pull out his feathers in rage
    If his beak would let me near his cage
    he knows far too much
    as a big mouth and such
    I'm afraid he may reveal my age!

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    wordscribe43posted 13 years ago

    I'm crying now Earnest, for you
    my very best limerick boo...
    I will miss you so dearly,
    I mean that sincerely
    my tears would tell you it's true.
    
    This thread is anew today,
    I know you'd want it that way.
    I just wish we were giggling,
    our bellies were jiggling,
    But I don't have my friend to play.
    
    I hate that I have to say bye,
    I can do nothing right now but cry
    But you'll always be here,
    you'll never ever disappear,
    Fly high, now Earnest... fly high!

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       manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       a heart felt limerick...if ever there was one! And a sad one. What a greater honor then this...there could not be...for the ones that you used to joke around with on a limerick or two...to remember you by the laughter and wit you brang to them.
       
       Simply powerful!

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          wordscribe43posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks so much for saying that!  I just have the fondest memories of him here... I just want to hang out here all day, really.  When I couldn't sleep, I'd just come here and laugh my ass off all night long.  Man, it was the best kind of therapy in the world.  I would do anything to have him pop in here just one last time.

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    frogdroppingposted 13 years ago

    Way back when this thread first started WS - I wrote this one in reply to Earnest.
    
    Earnest I think that you'll find
    Tis best to remember this rhyme;
    When you're dead and departed
    You'll find that you've started
    At the end of a very long line.
    
    Very apt I think Fun times, made me laugh plenty, ever the gentleman, greatly missed by so many.

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