Update on coolness. I went to babysit my twin four year old and 5 year old grandchildren the other day. One of the twins met me at the door, I bent down to kiss her and she put one hand on her hip and said. "Granpa, why are you here again! Asha (her twin) and I are big girls now, and we don't need a granpa anymore!) I told her I had come to see her because I loved her. "Well we just don't need you. You can go home now." I did not cry, how cool is that! That is the second time I have been sacked by her.
I am sorry to hear that! When they were three was the worst. They would use their teeth to get a grip while they both crawled on me, one taking my glasses off while the other one pulled my mouth open, I had bite injuries all up the front of me. They were vicious I tells ya!! How old are your twins?
Am I cool? Well actually its rather warm and humid today so no not really..... Yes I know we are not using the literal definition for cool but I learned from the simpsons that telling people you are cool makes you uncool, you need others to say you are cool to be cool. To avoid being uncool I will avoid giving a straight answer for the question. I will say that I am...... Weird, Unusual, Inspired, Loved, Funny (at times), and many more nice things .
Hahah Eric maybe Earnest learned his skills from me. You know life aint never going to be the same for you!!!!!!!! And you taught me everything I need to know. What a cosy, happy little circle we are, just like the tree of life..
Thanks BP! The trouble is, now Rob hates me! Eric is just concerned that someone will show a picture of the small dot he lives on, which is not really Australia. We just see it as a source of apples in the real Australia.
Go here Earnest for example http://photobucket.com/images/funny/?page=21 and they already have the [img] quotes around the animation all you have to do is click on the one you want and copy the Img code beside the pic and paste it all straight in here (the lazy way lol)
Ah Eric has cranked up the steam driven telephonee line, and as we were speaking, trained dolphins have delivered his message to the mainland where it was instantly transferred around the world by modern cable!.
OK, it was only an old bloke sitting with his wife outside Priceline in the local shopping centre. I smiled at him and his good lady as I passed, and he asked.... "Don't you write about cars on the Internet?""Yes I do" I beamed." I read your article on the BMW 5 series...
I want to do an experiment. Let's all make a post here and introduce ourselves. Then, we can all follow any hubbers who post here if we wish. I'll start -I'm Ben Blackwell, and I've been here for about two months. I've just recently started writing short stories and poems,...
Ok, here's the deal. The story's fine.... blah blah blah. Girl falls in love with vampire, werewolf falls in love with girl, forbidden love blah blah blah. My husband loves this sh!t. My problem is, I'm a goth girl from way back. And I am seriously disgusted with the animal eating, feelings-having,...
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