Just how wonderful are you?

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   tksenseiposted 14 years ago

   Ok, since it seems that for some folks every thread no matter what the topic becomes an excuse to tell everyone (over and over and over and over and over) how smart, talented, well educated, and just plain 'good' they are, that we might just get that out of the way here so we could stick to the topics of the various threads. So, if you want to make sure everyone knows how important your current or former job is or how much money you make or how generally wonderful you are here is your chance. This way, instead of diverting every thread into a self-love fest you can just refer to this thread and let the world bask in the glow of your personal glory without getting completely off the topic.
   
   
   So, just how wonderful are you?

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      jiberishposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Laughing my head off....I'm wonderful, beautiful, smart, and darn it, everyone should love and respect me.

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      dohn121posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Since you're fishing for all of these cool people, I hope you get a lot of bites!

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      Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I have no idea. If I feel good about myself, that's good enough for me. I spent most of my life feeling horrible about myself. Now it's good and that's enough for me.
      :-)

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   Luciendaskyposted 14 years ago

   I am average... and I am barely employed

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   I am smart, talented, and well educated. Let alone I am just quite handsome

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      jiberishposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Misha...lol ....now really laughing my head off.

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         Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I new you would love my smile

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            jiberishposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I love the hair

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   jiberishposted 14 years ago

   I forgot to add, that I'm a talented writer, I have at least 10 fans, and 100 posts.

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   RooBeeposted 14 years ago

   I'm so cool that people just randomly start following me down the street. They gather under my balcony just waiting for me to emerge -if only for a moment - and when I tell them to F**k Off, they just say, "how shall we f**k off, o master?"
   
   Wait...maybe that wasn't me. That was Brian from Life of Brian. Nevermind, how embarrassing!
   
   

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      shibashakeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL - Hey there is a very nice coffee place right under your balcony. I was just there for the coffee - I swear!

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      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think you are pretty damn cool, RooBee.

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   sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

   Well my dogs think I'm perfect and they love me. My son says they love treats. I tell my wife all the time how lucky she is and she says I'm a moron. She even wants to sue my Mom because she feels women should stick together and she should have been properly warned. My Mom says she didn't want to be stuck with me either. What the hell does that mean?

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   SirDentposted 14 years ago

   I am nothing more than a collection of dust particles and fluids. I am like clay in the hands of the potter. I am not what I used to be, but I am not what I am going to be either.

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   thranaxposted 14 years ago

   I am not a self focused a-hole.
   
   "Yes, Thran is the best Hubber of ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!"
   
   
   ~thranax~

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   Onusonusposted 14 years ago

   My life is so wonderful, every time I ring a bell an angel gets its wings.

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    lxxyposted 14 years ago

    Hold on, I've got to inform the eBayer that my ego is no longer for sell...

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    tksenseiposted 14 years ago

    I'm already feeling pretty intimidated by all the wonderfulness, but the champion self-lovers haven't even shown up yet!

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    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    I'm so wonderful it blinds people to the point where they can't see just how blindingly and amazingly wonderful I am.   

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    Genniferposted 14 years ago

    I'm smart, well-educated, kind and very sympathetic... ooh, and charming as well... and I'm lucky that there are people next to me who know it and value it...

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Words cannot describe it.

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    lxxyposted 14 years ago

    Then perhaps, logic&cs, you'll indulge us with interpretive dance?

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       logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Absolutely, once I find my universal translater!

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    chukra Gposted 14 years ago

    i am the conqueror, finding the key to my armies.

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    lxxyposted 14 years ago

    Dance, like music, is a universal language in of it's self.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Assuming that we are all of a like nature.

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    lxxyposted 14 years ago

    It's never good to ask how someone is not like you, but rather..how they are like you.
    
    For instance, I'm breathing. I'm assuming you are too.

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    I'm not wonderful. But I'm definitely wanderful. And I need to stop wandering quite so much ...
    
    *wanders off*

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    Cris Aposted 14 years ago

    I'm the 8th Wonder of the World. Nothing and no one comes close. Or I could be the 9th Wonder of the World. But 10th is tops! LOL

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       frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The nth wonder I believe Cris

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       Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You're a Cue-Jumper mate.... I am the 9th Wonder and I can't see the back of your head Hang on where's my mirror? I'll just check behind me.... Damn you're a good looking guy PD.

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    Cris Aposted 14 years ago

    @FD
    "The nth wonder I believe Cris"
    
    And infinite, too! Yay the prospects...the prospects!
    
    @Pearldiver
    
    "You're a Cue-Jumper mate.... I am the 9th Wonder and I can't see the back of your head  Hang on where's my mirror? I'll just check behind me.... Damn you're a good looking guy PD."
    
    Okay then it's settled. I'm the 8th and you're the 9th! LOL

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    jrcemailposted 14 years ago

    I need to take more time appreciating "how wonderful I am"....BUT I'm just too busy making HUBS!!!!

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    RedSonja94posted 14 years ago

    I'd say I was wonderful, but the truth is I'm a b***h.  I know it and I love myself for it.  LOL

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    shibashakeposted 14 years ago

    I am so wonderful that mosquitoes always pick me as their primary source of sustenance!
    
    I am so wonderful that Chicago wrote "You're The Inspiration" just for me!
    
    I am so wonderful that I joined HubPages to be with all the other wonderful people

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       frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks Shiba

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          shibashakeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          LOL - cuisses de grenouille is my favorite

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Just wonderfully (er, wanderfully) laughing and shaking my head....     

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    lawrettaposted 14 years ago

    I am extremely wonderful, sumptuous, sexy, smart and all that!!!

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    i am just one wonderful, energic, beautiful, good looking...... er sensible, hard worker, writer, with just trillions of fans

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    marinealways24posted 14 years ago

    I am a cluster fu#k of thoughts.

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       Paradise7posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       This one got me.  I love reading the answers to this forum.  Hah! LOL 

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          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Cheers

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       Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL
       Couldn't have anticipated that response!

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    philip carey 61posted 14 years ago

    My ego is just about the right size. The only one I want to 'confirm' me is God, Providence, whatever you want to call it. I've learned that I'm a rather off-center, non-conventional sort of person, but I rather like being me. I'm good at it! (It's sort of like being trapped in a sitcom on most days.)

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    BJCposted 14 years ago

    I have been waiting for momeent all my life, to expose the talents, intelligence, and education that I have.  I'll be the most wonderful person you've ever met, has to be the freckles as well.  Plus, I won't call you nasy names using fancy words to try to impress those around me and make myself feel better because I'm so insecure.  Oh, did I, the Queen, say that.
    
    Oh, nevermind, I'm the most smartest, well educated person you've ever met.  Oh, have you heard that before......................

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Im too sexy for my shirt , too sexy for my shirt
    
    On the catwalk ,on the catwalk baby ( insert groovy lil man dancin here) lol
    
    Im a broke kinda wonderful

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    Scott.Lifeposted 14 years ago

    My own greatness can barely contain my colossal.....ego, I mean wit

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    shamelabboushposted 14 years ago

    I am tired and in dire need of good sleep

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       marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ah, I think it would be nice to go into a 3 month sleep coma. Would be very relaxing.

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          Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Forget about sleep, my friend.  At least for a while.

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    I have a GED....I can make toast!

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       shibashakeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I have a DOG ...I can make microwave scrambled eggs! Hah - no one can top that!

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          TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Okay...I am MARRIED to the man who has a GED and can make toast!!!

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    Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

    I am just as wonderful as I am terrible!

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