Just how wonderful are you?
I am average... and I am barely employed
I am smart, talented, and well educated. Let alone I am just quite handsome
I'm so cool that people just randomly start following me down the street. They gather under my balcony just waiting for me to emerge -if only for a moment - and when I tell them to F**k Off, they just say, "how shall we f**k off, o master?"
Wait...maybe that wasn't me. That was Brian from Life of Brian. Nevermind, how embarrassing!- sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago
0 - SirDentposted 14 years ago0
I am not a self focused a-hole.
"Yes, Thran is the best Hubber of ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME!"
~thranax~- Onusonusposted 14 years ago0
I'm so wonderful it blinds people to the point where they can't see just how blindingly and amazingly wonderful I am.
I'm smart, well-educated, kind and very sympathetic...
ooh, and charming as well... and I'm lucky that there are people next to me who know it and value it... 
Words cannot describe it.
Dance, like music, is a universal language in of it's self.
Assuming that we are all of a like nature.
It's never good to ask how someone is not like you, but rather..how they are like you.
For instance, I'm breathing. I'm assuming you are too.I'm the 8th Wonder of the World. Nothing and no one comes close. Or I could be the 9th Wonder of the World. But 10th is tops! LOL
The nth wonder I believe Cris
You're a Cue-Jumper mate.... I am the 9th Wonder and I can't see the back of your head
Hang on where's my mirror? I'll just check behind me.... Damn you're a good looking guy PD.
@FD
"The nth wonder I believe Cris"
And infinite, too! Yay the prospects...the prospects!
@Pearldiver
"You're a Cue-Jumper mate.... I am the 9th Wonder and I can't see the back of your head Hang on where's my mirror? I'll just check behind me.... Damn you're a good looking guy PD."
Okay then it's settled. I'm the 8th and you're the 9th! LOLI am so wonderful that mosquitoes always pick me as their primary source of sustenance!
I am so wonderful that Chicago wrote "You're The Inspiration" just for me!
I am so wonderful that I joined HubPages to be with all the other wonderful peopleThanks Shiba
LOL - cuisses de grenouille is my favorite
Just wonderfully (er, wanderfully) laughing and shaking my head....
- \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago0
This one got me. I love reading the answers to this forum. Hah! LOL
- philip carey 61posted 14 years ago0
I have been waiting for momeent all my life, to expose the talents, intelligence, and education that I have. I'll be the most wonderful person you've ever met, has to be the freckles as well. Plus, I won't call you nasy names using fancy words to try to impress those around me and make myself feel better because I'm so insecure. Oh, did I, the Queen, say that.
Oh, nevermind, I'm the most smartest, well educated person you've ever met. Oh, have you heard that before......................Im too sexy for my shirt , too sexy for my shirt
On the catwalk ,on the catwalk baby ( insert groovy lil man dancin here) lol
Im a broke kinda wonderful- Scott.Lifeposted 14 years ago0
I am tired and in dire need of good sleep
I have a GED....I can make toast!
I have a DOG ...I can make microwave scrambled eggs! Hah - no one can top that!
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