Banned Because?

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  1. soni2006 profile image67
    soni2006posted 14 years ago

    Banned for farting on Internet.

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for styling your hair like a wig big_smile

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ...banned for too much hair...

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for wearing boots in the thread

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            lol....better to _____ you with....yor banned for having paws and nuthin' on them but a lot of hair....later...have a great day panda bear!

            1. recommend1 profile image61
              recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for not realising I have a lot on my paws these days !

              1. CMHypno profile image96
                CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because you spend way too much time in this forum thread, especially if you have a lot on your paws at the moment!

                1. recommend1 profile image61
                  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for not realising that this is about hte only forum thread I inhabit at the moment - it is a refuge from the insanity of the religioun and politics threads where they all seem to be cheering on evrerything that is pushing us toward the end of this civilization ~ ozymandius clones!

                  1. CMHypno profile image96
                    CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Banned because you can't stand the heat in the religious and political forums! Does this mean that you aren't the anti christ in a cute, cuddly suit after all? smile

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ...paws up panda - put down the bamboo...yor banned big guy!...mornin'! smile....errr....evening!

    http://pjmomma.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pandas_17.jpg

  3. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Banned for looking so darned adorable!!

    1. Ultimate Hubber profile image70
      Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for trying to flatter them! lol

  4. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for showing your teeth.

    1. sofs profile image71
      sofsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for seeing teeth when there is nothing on display smile

  5. Joy56 profile image67
    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    banned for keeping me up til three in the morning

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not mentioning the cuddly Panda who can't stand the heat of rotting thought-compost in the religious and political idiocy !!!

      AND BANNED again for staying up until 3 in the morning !

      1. CMHypno profile image96
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because I thought that you had your paws full, so should not be up at 3 in the morning!

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not realising I am the other side of the world and 3 in the morning for Joy is 10 in the morning for me !!

  6. cardelean profile image61
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for keeping me from washing my kitchen floor.

  7. 2uesday profile image65
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    Banned so that you can go and wash the kitchen floor.

  8. cardelean profile image61
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for telling me what to do!  smile

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image66
      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not following orders!

  9. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

    banned for being pretty smile

  10. 2uesday profile image65
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being caught red-handed, banning someone. smile

    1. profile image0
      mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for having no red in your picture smile

  11. cardelean profile image61
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for catching someone banning someone else.  Banned, banned, banned!

  12. barryrutherford profile image74
    barryrutherfordposted 14 years ago

    banned for having a silly red hand on a cap as an avatar

    1. profile image0
      mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for not approving the beer bottle it came from

  13. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    banned for banning hubbers when we need them to stay!

    1. Rosie2010 profile image69
      Rosie2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for supporting banned hubbers.  banned for sure!

  14. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using the word 'banned' three times.

  15. KristenGrace profile image59
    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Unnecessary counting.  Banned.

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for excessive use of sentences in a three word reply.

  16. KristenGrace profile image59
    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Excessive use of words in one sentence.  Banned.

  17. profile image58
    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    Banned for the excessive use of the word excessive!

  18. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    banned for not using "excessive" enough in a sentence!

  19. Rosie2010 profile image69
    Rosie2010posted 14 years ago

    Banned for noticing "excessive" is not being used excessively in a sentence.

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned - for excessiveness !

      1. profile image0
        Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for sticking out your tongue!

  20. barryrutherford profile image74
    barryrutherfordposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning an animal doing something natural

  21. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Banned for looking so happy and relaxed

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for all crowding into that avatar window and laughing at me !

      1. Rosie2010 profile image69
        Rosie2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for being paranoid, nobody is laughing at you

        1. Ultimate Hubber profile image70
          Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because its 2011 and your ID says 2010.

          1. recommend1 profile image61
            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for not stopping at 666 Followers so we can see who you really are !

  22. sofs profile image71
    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for using the numbers in the post

  23. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not allowing the use of numbers in the thread.

  24. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having such BIG eyes.

  25. cardelean profile image61
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having two butterflies.

  26. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for having NO butterflies OR eyes !

  27. Mikeydoes profile image42
    Mikeydoesposted 14 years ago

    I'm banning the mods because they haven't locked this thread!

  28. emievil profile image67
    emievilposted 14 years ago

    Banned for wanting to lock this thread

  29. cardelean profile image61
    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having a dog as your profine pic.

  30. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    banned for not having a face! smile

  31. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being three-faced !

  32. Sweetsusieg profile image75
    Sweetsusiegposted 14 years ago

    banned for putting dry roasted peanuts up your nose...

  33. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being so disgusting - and how did you know they were dry roasted peanuts !!!!!

  34. Rosie2010 profile image69
    Rosie2010posted 14 years ago

    Banned for making me laugh out loud!!!

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for laughing for 3 hours !

      1. CMHypno profile image96
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for thinking it was funny!

  35. Dale Nelson profile image46
    Dale Nelsonposted 14 years ago

    Bump - Banned for falling to page 2 smile

    1. CMHypno profile image96
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for bumping a thread

  36. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Bumped for threading a ban.

  37. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being confusing.

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being confusculated for ten hours !

  38. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Is confusculated even a word? Banned. smile

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not knowing the rampant confusculations of the English language !

      1. CMHypno profile image96
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You again! Banned!

  39. ddsurfsca profile image71
    ddsurfscaposted 14 years ago

    I think you should be banned because you have banned the same person, again.

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think you should be banned because you have banned the same person, again.

  40. theseus profile image70
    theseusposted 14 years ago

    Banned for repeating ddsurfsca's reason for banning CMHypno. smile

  41. mabmiles profile image58
    mabmilesposted 14 years ago

    Banned because we are thinking bad smile

  42. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being the thought police ! smile

  43. Dale Nelson profile image46
    Dale Nelsonposted 14 years ago

    Bump.
    Banned for assuming there are thought police.smile

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for assuming to think when the thought police are around !

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        banned for thinking the thought police think you think theree are thought police

        1. Ultimate Hubber profile image70
          Ultimate Hubberposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          You didn't spell 'there' correctly. So, you're banned and yes I am the spelling police.

  44. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    not allowed to appoint yourself spelling police - BANNED!

  45. 2uesday profile image65
    2uesdayposted 14 years ago

    banned for shouting smile

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for having such sensitive ears

  46. barryrutherford profile image74
    barryrutherfordposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being a noisy Brat

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being a colonial upstart

    2. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for calling me a noisy brat (and I didn't hear you!)

  47. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    banned for being to safe...

    1. earnestshub profile image69
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being extinct! Banned!

      1. Rosie2010 profile image69
        Rosie2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for saying banned twice!

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for saying banned twice!

          1. Rosie2010 profile image69
            Rosie2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for repeating what I just said!  Banned! Banned! Banned!

  48. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    banned for causing an echo on a thread.....

  49. brianlokker profile image71
    brianlokkerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not showing the way outta this thread ...

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Here you go - the way out . . . Banned !

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ....boot!....bannned...(mornin'/evenin' panda!)

  50. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for ignoring Mega1

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ...ha ha ha....i realized after I posted!....Hey Mega!   yor banned too!

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        banned for talking behind my back and paying too much attention to me!

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for leaving that baby naked and out in the cold for 10 hours !

          1. AEvans profile image77
            AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for being so adorable, I love Panda Bears smile

            1. recommend1 profile image61
              recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned for making me blush!

              1. Rosie2010 profile image69
                Rosie2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Definitely banned for blushing!!!

                1. earnestshub profile image69
                  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for having an out of date profile name. Def banned! smile

                  1. recommend1 profile image61
                    recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Banned for accusing our Sophie of being out of date !

 
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