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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   Banned for being in denial - and how do you know I don't wear contacts !

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   Banned for not realizing that I can see your droopy tired eyes are a sign of vision problems!

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   Banned because you are clearly a reincarnation of Garbo, you are even wearing similar perfume !

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for making me change my pic so you can see that I don't look anything like Ms. Garbo!

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   banned for hiding your beautiful smile behind your hand!!!

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      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      banned for looking down and wearing sunglasses, as i bet you have a pretty smile yourself.  not to mention beautiful eyes too.  

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   banned for....for....for....for.... making me stutter!!! 

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   Banned for looking prettier than Garbo!!!  (well, actually, I wouldn't ban you for that....so, I UNBAN you!!! ) 

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not understanding that unlike you, I can't post a full body pic!
      
      Thanks for unbanning me. Sorry about banning you.

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         Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         -.-  *hibernating like a bear since you've banned me*

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            klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            fine... you're unbanned!

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               Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                
               
               now I have to ban you for changing your mind! 

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                  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  

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                     Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     awwwwweeeeeee   
                     
                     I feel sooooo terrible now.......  :*(
                     
                     
                     
                     I UN-BAN YOU KLARA!!!    xox  good night and have fun banning Panda.... or Steve.... or Greek.... or DIY (she's lurking around here somewhere) 

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                        klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Good night Beth. YOu're banned for leaving!

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            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned - that is not bare it is only nearly bare !  And I am the bear expert round here

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   Your all banned for getting a whole page ahead of me and I didn't realise !!!!!  silly Panda

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   banned for being un-bear-ably slow this evening!! 
   
   can I give you a hug?  You look soooo soft and cuddly!  I can barely contain myself!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not realising how difficult it is to use a keyboard with huge fluffy paws !!!   Hugs accepted, just jump on a plane and get here, third bamboo grove after the white rock up the big mountain on the left and half way up the windy river, China.

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         klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned because I just realized we're neighbors!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for hiding out over here just cuz all the guys in calling all guys thread are scared off

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You got me... the only male around is a silly cute panda and he's miles away. Oh well, banned for putting me on the spot!

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         Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         hey what about me?  I'm a guy too. banned for thinking the panda was the only guy still here. 

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            klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You're just a bad, bad kitty!

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               Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               and your just a bad bad girl.  

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                  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Look at my face, Steve... seriously... does it look like I could ever cause any kind of trouble?

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                     Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Nah, i was just joking with you klara.  besides, everyone in forums knows that you have a face of angel.

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                        travelespressoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Banned for outrageous "sucking up"!

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                           Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           banned for accusing me to be a suck up, when i was only speaking the truth.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for flirting with every hubgirl here!! 
    
    
    
    @ Panda -- north or south???  gotta give me more accurate directions than that!!  Also, what type of bamboo??? 

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not being able to locate the panda - and for wanting to!!! Chewing bamboo cmon....

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Easy to find the Panda, just follow the snores - he just had an orthopaedic mattress delivered and was test driving it
          
          Banned for anti-bambooism !

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             SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             

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                recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for laughing at the big P and for not banning me !

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                   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   okay yor banned...it was the first post i saw....you old pandas and yor orthopaedic thingies.....................i can hear the snores in Canada......test driving a mattress means an entirely different thing to me..............................

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                      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      And it means exactly the same here - banned for being smutty again !

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                         SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         ...i kno...yu like smutty!....banned!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    .......does the mattress raise up electronically so yu can reach the bamboo off the nite stand?....yor banned if it does!

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    All the raising up is totally natural and un-assisted !  and you are banned for suggestion that I am smutty when it is everyone else !

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ...banned for all this talk about rising ...."rise up, rise up....oh rise and show your power..."   
       
       hey...have a good sleep - don't hurt yorself with that new mattress, k?.....hey, do ya sleep with that tongue hanging out too?...stick it back in and you won't snore......later panda bear!

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for expandaing on the smutty bits !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for reminding me that the other night I woke up out of a dream and literally bit my tongue - hard - it still hurts!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL - banned 'cos it wasn't MY tongue you were biting

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    BANNED!  smutty talk again!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for talking about smutty talk!!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because are you lot still talking dirty with the panda?

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    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Banned for actually eating your auntie's watercress sandwiches.

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I have no clue what watercress and smutty talk have to do with one another!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for being clueless....oops..sorry, I forgot hubpages doesn't like us calling a person clueless... my bad. j/k

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Immediate seven day ban for the kitty!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    hold on, hold on, hold on - - - watercress sandwiches?
    
    huh?  and double huh?
    
    banned for confusing me so much I can barely knit this sock!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    banned for knitting socks!

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning Mega for knitting delicious watercress socks ! You have no taste at all !!!!!!!

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for saying that i have no taste, as that's like the pot calling the kettle black.

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for saying pandas have no taste...I had a nibble of one and found it very tasty!

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for nibbling on a panda, when everyone knows that once you go cat, then you never go back.   

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned!  nibbling time is over! no nibbling now!

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Pish and piffle !!!  Banned becasue it is never too late to knibble a Panda

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Babbed for making me laugh out loud...bad kitty!

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for laughing at that bad cat
    when everyone knows where the Panda is at
    to nibble a Panda is just so delish
    and we all know that cat just tastes of pish

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for making up a word just so it would rhyme!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for saying Pish is not a word!  of course it is and it is just like the other one that sounds like it

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for having a lisp!

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing that pish is Scottish for piss

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not knowing I knew that you knew that pish is piss and said so, without you knowing

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for knowing and not saying when you knew that I did not know that you knew !

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for ASSUMING I did not know that you were unknowing that I knew and anyway, I love the word Pish -  it rates up there with Piffle!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Pish and Piffle!  You have me in a diffle!!
    
    You're BOTH banned for making me cry with a sniffle!!! 

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for getting a sniffley cold almost wearing that bikini all the time then blaming it on us !

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for assuming I have a cold!!!  No, no cold....just sniffly from you and Mega making me cry over pish and piffles!!! 
    
    now, pass me some green stuff there.... I'm hungry 

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    brrrrrr  I'm wanting to ban you all for reminding me of this unseasonably cold rain today and making me cough.  Ok, you're banned for all the above.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for using the word that starts with c and ends in d!!!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because we're still here waiting to be banned and (cough) clueless!!!  I don't care what they say, it is the only word that describes the condition of the people in this ridiculous thread!    there I said!  clueless! 

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for divulging our deepest secrets ! this thread is only for ridiculous and clueless people

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because I gave you a clue last week, so you are not entirely clueless!

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for giving away the secret that I have one clue !  now everybody will want one

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for hoarding your clues!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for spreading lies and discontent on the net - I only have the one clue given to me by Mega !

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not sharing.

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for wanting some of the only clue I ever had   how about some bamboo instead ?

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for peddling bamboo, selfish clue hoarder!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for banning the panda who banned Megan, who left me alone, waiting like an idiot, with all the impatient guys in the Calling All Guys, Come Chat With Us thread.

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for such a long response that confused me!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ...bannned!...where's that bear anyway?...i feel like banning him for hoarding things....
    
    

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for letting them squirrels eat the furry guys nuts !

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Aaah! Panda nuts and chips - so banned you need more veg than that!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not waiting around for me when I got called away last night

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned because I have been waiting for you all night !

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