Banned Because?

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  1. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because I can't check up on you every 4 minutes!  I have been very busy watching movies!

  2. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for choosing movies over us here in the forums!! >.<

  3. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for looking way too hot in that bikini wink

  4. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for scoping me without me knowing!  lol

    night sweetheart!  gtg (6 am meeting....  ya, crazy as horse poop!) xox

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well it's not my fault your so attractive that it can be intimidating talking to you. wink Anyways, I'll see you later, Beth.  Hope you have a great day tomorrow.  Love you.  xoxoxo

      by the way, your still banned for looking way too sexy in that bikini. wink  tongue

  5. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for drooling in the forums - again !

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      drooling? yor banned big guy...that tongue gives you away, big time!

      1. recommend1 profile image61
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned - that tongue is clearly licking !  and banned for still wearing those boots, must be really stinky by now !

        1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol...don't even go there....yor banned!...yu just wanna lick them....i don't just let anyone do that yu kno, yeah?....go back to that religious thread already wuldya?.....i'm thinkin' of 'kickin' sumthin' up over there......maybeeeee I'll be over soon.......................

  6. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for thinking I would lick boots you have kept on for so long !  now a nice pair of really high heels . . . .

  7. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for looking like the piss boy!  tongue  By the way, I don't know if you've seen Mel Brook's film, "History of the World Part 1", but there's an actual Piss boy in that movie, who's job is to collect people's urine for the royal British family played by Mr. Brooks.  And you look like him. tongue  lollol j/k

  8. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for watching a Mel Brooks movie - and double banned for being able to remember even one part of the childish twaddle big_smile

  9. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not missing me!

  10. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    We were not even aiming at you !   Banned !!

  11. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not aiming at hubbers - you should be more considerate!

  12. Mella=) profile image58
    Mella=)posted 14 years ago

    Banned for excessive sunshine

  13. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    The sun ain't gonna shine anymore - banned!

  14. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for trying to control the weather

  15. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for not controling the weather!

  16. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for sitting too close to the window...is is so very hot there, kitty, kitty?

  17. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Banned for..... calling a sniper a kitty!!!  lol

    1. CMHypno profile image96
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Sniper? Kitty? Bet it was the panda lurking! Banned!

  18. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Banned for blaming panda (again!!)  !!!

    1. Green Lotus profile image60
      Green Lotusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for naughty suggestive implications on bathing suit. Hey, I actually had ads removed from a few of my hubs for similar reasons.

      1. recommend1 profile image61
        recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for getting smutty without me and banned again for publishing smutty hubs big_smile

        1. CMHypno profile image96
          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Is smutty the only word you know apart from bamboo? Banned!

  19. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Has it come to banning myself?

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well - I would have banned you but you banned me from using the only two words I have, and the clue I was given is secret - so banned for . . . . . . something !!

  20. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not banning us in Chinese!

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for suggesting using a language other than English. ( My mandarin sucks! )

  21. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not speaking Outback!

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Stone the crows and starve the lizards! I'm as dry as a dead dingoes donger.

      I hope yer chooks turn into Emus and kick yer dunny door down!

      Banned like a bent banana! lol

      1. Denise Handlon profile image89
        Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol  I caught that one Earnest, lol

        1. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
          DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for understanding Aussie smut talk...and how are you, Denise?

          1. Denise Handlon profile image89
            Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Hey DIY, I'm currently living an employment nightmare, soon to end. How are you?

            1. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
              DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              good, got through one wedding...got another coming up...yay! Sorry about your job...hope it gets better soon!

  22. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Cue hysterical laughter...a dingo's donger!  Banned for mentioning dongers in the forums!

  23. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    You're banned for becoming hysterical, DIY

  24. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not slapping me!

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Slapped and banned !

      1. profile image0
        Motown2Chitownposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Thank you, sir.  May I have another?

  25. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for liking it a little too much!

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for suggestive comment about M2C'town when she just meant she was turning the other cheek !!!!   and she is banned for rolling over her cheeks suggestively !

      1. CMHypno profile image96
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for being able to misread absolutely everything - banned for having a one track mind! Are all pandas the same?

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for probing into Pandaland !  Don't you realise that we are all oppressed with no access to Forums !

  26. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being oppressed.

    1. CMHypno profile image96
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because if that's oppressed, I would like to see liberated! Let's not liberate that panda any more!

  27. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for smutty talk and slapping throughout this thread!  lol

  28. Danette Watt profile image84
    Danette Wattposted 14 years ago

    banned for being brutally honest

  29. recommend1 profile image61
    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for agreeing with what is clearly a personal attack, totally unsubstantiated as would be clear if anyone took the time to go back through this ridiculous thread big_smile

  30. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Banned for allowing a personal attack (who would dare attack you?!?)  let me ban them!!!!

  31. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    you're all banned for not missing me althought I was MIA on account of computer problems and now I find no one even searched for me for two days!  goes to show how much y'all care - which is not much!  hmm big_smile  tongue  lol  smile  hmm  don't know what all the faces are for, just happy to be back!

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for thinking we didn't WANT to search for you!

      I have an excuse!

      The dog ate my search button. smile

  32. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    oh well, I know you all have lots to think about - so you're banned for thinking too much and making up stories (you know who you are) to appease me

    I will be down off and on cuz my monitor and mouse are actin crazy - anyway, I probably needed a break from the puter.

    love ya!

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      A large hammer held threateningly over said keyboard and mouse with the computers camera turned on may work!

      I always try to scare the bloody computer thing into submission. smile

      Banned for not being able to control your computer with fear, and because you won't be able to ban me until you fix it!

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        no, no, its ok for 14 or 15 minutes now and then, and that's just enough time for me to ban you for even suggesting that I threaten my poor beleagered computer which is only trying to please me but in this heat is struggling, and also things to wear out when you use them as much as I do - all except for a few things - which never ceases to amaze me that some things (like my mouth) never seem to wear out!  so, in case, I didn't make myself clear, you are banned for suggesting threats and other stuff!

  33. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for having a crazy puter and mouse!!!  feed the puter and pet the mouse....  smile

  34. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for taking so long to answer - and how can it be my fault if my puter is crazy - or does it reflect its owner?  yes.  could be.

  35. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for making me die of laughter!!!  lol  lol

    1. CMHypno profile image96
      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for having to resuscitate you this late on a Saturday night!

  36. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banning self for making you die.  banning you for exaggeration! smile

  37. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    @ mega -- no, no, no self banning!!  you are now banned for this horrible self banishment!  lol


    @ hypno -- ha ha  banned for taking advantange of an unconcious female on a late Saturday night!  ha ha lol

  38. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for not making smutty comment and therefore making me search for something smutty to say out of nowhere

  39. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    ha ha  smutty smutty smutty smutty  ha ha ha  you're banned for making me talk smutty over and over again smutty smutty smutty lol

  40. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for overuse of the word smutty

  41. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for underusing it, but over thinking it.

  42. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    smutty is as smutty does!  haha!  banned for smutty smutty talk talk talk - all you ever do is talk!! lol

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You did the hammer thing dincha?
      Banned!

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        NO!  NEVER!  banned for even thinking such a thing (don't listen to him, puter!)

        1. earnestshub profile image70
          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for denying your computers natural rights to full disclosure! smile

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            banned for trying to turn off my computer to me and my reasonable requests!  and banned for not realizing that I have to be very careful what I say around this     um     er   , lovely, wonderful, machine!

            1. earnestshub profile image70
              earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Banned!

              No funny stuff when I'm drinking coffee! I almost scolded my keyboard. lol

              1. DIYweddingplanner profile image67
                DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for drinking coffee while on the computer.  Didn't your mum teach you to take care of your things?

  43. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for letting the  banned because  thread get lost!

  44. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for thinking Earnest was drinking coffee while "on" his computer (as in sitting on it)

  45. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned becuz I'm slow on uptake since monitor keeps cutting out, cordless mouse won't work at all now, had to restart with old cord mouse and am about to call it quits for the day - no fun, I am getting grouchy and feel like banning THE WHOLE WORLD!! plus banned cuz no body warned me how accident prone I am today - dropping everything - so I'm gonna drop everything and eat and drink and sleep instead!!! so there!!!!

  46. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for having a terrible day!!!  Banishment to a bath filled with bubbles, glass of champagne and a good book!  smile  Who needs cordless mice and techno gadgets?!?

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for only giving the poor girl one glass of champagne !  she clearly needed at least a half bottle and a good Panda massage tongue

  47. Beth100 profile image69
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    ahhh i c Panda!!!  Fine.... now I have to ban you for encouraging liquor consumption while playing in the forums!  (and, since when can pandas give massages?!?)

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not realising that 'pawing you all over' has different meanings for Pandas, and the same meanings of course big_smile

  48. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Oh my, what big paws you have panda! Banned for even thinking of pawing!

    1. recommend1 profile image61
      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for banning the paw Panda - and for having a sunrise for an avatar to make it extremely difficult to make pun of, or take the p!@@ out of big_smile

      1. CMHypno profile image96
        CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for realising that not even you can paw the sun!

        But here is what I really look like - hottest babe on hubpages!

        http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5227701_f248.jpg

        1. recommend1 profile image61
          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          big_smile    Banned for appearing in the smutty thread without your bikini - however old you are big_smile

  49. CMHypno profile image96
    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because there are some things that you do not need to see! And where's the picture of the panda in his budgie smugglers?

  50. Paradise7 profile image70
    Paradise7posted 14 years ago

    Banned for not feeding the helper monkeys their bananas this morning.  They're getting a bit grumpy, and when that happens...alll the budgie smugglers go APE!

 
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