Banned Because?

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

   Banned for pointing out my evident banana god crush!

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   mtsi1098posted 14 years ago

   banned for mentioning banana and not blueberries

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for making me want to have cold cereal for supper - with bananas and blueberries

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   Banned for wanting supper when it is breakfast time here and we don't have bananas or blueberries !  and we moved to new appartment here yesterday and the oven is not connected yet and all the food is still at the other apartment and I am hungry and she won't get up so we can go out and get noodles boohoooo hooo !

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

   banned....for crying out loud....go get the damn noodles yerself!

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for saying "for crying out loud" becuz I haven't heard that for years!

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   Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

   banned for making me LOL

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   Banned for not missing me while I was away dancing with Mickey Mouse, which is a very wealthy and agreeable animal, unlike some bears that stick their tongue out all day long!

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      Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for preferring wealthy animals.

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         klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Is that a hundred dollar bill you're waving? Banned for forgetting I also said he was agreeable!

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            recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for buying animals for nefarious purposes !  and it not being me

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               CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Banned for being jealous - she can buy any animal she wants!

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                  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for telling her what to do and not to do, especially when the not to do is to do with me !!!!   

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                     Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Banned for thinking it's all about you.

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   banned for not realizing this thread is just a thinly disguised chat room for recommend1 and klarawieck -  the rest of us are barely tolerated!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not coming to this thread with margaritas for all of us.

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not bringing cosmos instead!

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for thinking about cosmos when you should be planning a wedding.

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being a drunk owl.

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             Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because there is no evidence to support your insulting ban.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for claiming the aforesaid knowledge of drunkenness was erroneous and therefore disputable when we all know that owls and pandas do nothing but drink all day long, especially when they get together

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you don't know that owls sleep all day, after  working all night in watching out for humans who might otherwise be overrun by rodents.
       I don't know what Pandas do, and don't want toknow.

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned - because yes you do !!!!  Pandas sleep, eat, drink, roll in the bamboo, sleep, eat, drink, roll in the bamboo.  Just occasionally we waste time doing other stuff like work.

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being fluffy!

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for having pretty eyes!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being such a stiff kitty!

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       Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for noticing!

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks for the compliment about my eyes!
          
          
          
          
          Banned for not noticing my giant nose!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for bringing our attention to your nose, you had a good thing going with the eye compliments.

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because the nose is really the window to the soul...that's why I have such a big one!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I had never noticed any of these noses before and the sun doesn't even have one!

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not having a nose. Even the moon has one!

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for making the sun feel lacking.

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I didn't need my defects pointing out!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for defecting in a thread - that is disgusting !

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    yor all banned....mornin' all!...it's a sweet day beginning....yeehaw!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because its early evening here and its been windy and raining all day!!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for negativity about the weather

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not wanting us Brits to have a hot, sunny summer!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Banned for living there and wanting different weather pattern

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not understanding our attachment to talking about and complaining about the weather

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for talking about the weather, and not doing anything about it.

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because too many Britons would complain if they didn't have the rain to complain about!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned because I think too many Britons wouldn't have anything to complain about if not for the weather 

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       We don't all live in Windsor Castle you know - banned!

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    schoolgirlforrealposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I could not make out your avatar until I saw it upclose...

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Not good to be a school girl on this thread with that panda around - banned!

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          schoolgirlforrealposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          what panda?!

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             Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for not watching out for the panda.

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                Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for seeing 3/4 more than everyone else here.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for too much banning or for not enough banning

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not being able to make up your mind.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for assuming that I have a mind

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned por que tienes cerebro!

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for laughing at my virginty

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             klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             banned for thinking I was laughing when in fact I was hitting on you! Lol

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for being a flirt

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing that my flirting coach is Mega1

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for making me think you were flirting when it was really Both you and megan . . . tsk tsk

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          Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for tsk...tsk-ing in the forums.

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for being an owl. The owls are not what they seem.

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for thinking megan was interested, when she has such poor memory that she only gets to flirt for 3 minutes at a time, the rest of the time she is trying to remember what her name is and why she is sitting in front of a computer!

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for taking too long to ban me

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                klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned!
                
                Is that short enough?

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                   Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for being halfway across the damn country from me

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                      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for being so faraway! Lol

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                         Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for not getting banned during the 10 min I was having dinner

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                            klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Banned for eating so quickly!

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             mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             banned for the huge putdown of Mega1, who will be back in a minute as soon as she thinks of a reason to ban everybody = or not!

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for having such a hot avatar

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Banned for doing the laundry instead of rubbing oil all over my sunkissed body

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    oh and banned becuz flirting should not be a competition!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for flirting with megan!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being jealous

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for making me jealous!

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for thinking I had a choice

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                klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                banned because...

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                   Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for finding me so irresistible;-)

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                      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for writing so beautiful and making women melt as they read! Lol

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for outrageousness - yes, YOU!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for shyness

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for calling me ourageous when you haven't read jonathan's hubs!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    All three of you are banned for not getting a room

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Incorrect! Banned for entering in our room without knocking!

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          Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ahem banned for creating a door in an open forum

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for thinking that flirting always leads to a room!
    
    
    and no, I'm not really shy, its just that my monitor keeps cutting out

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for assuming I meant bedroom

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for trying to back off - - -
          "a room" of any kind for flirting hubbers would lead to exactly what you were thinking!!

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             Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for being .confused

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    banned for having a monitor from the stone age!

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    banned for thinking she was backing off when she was simply trying to join the party!

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned cuz you would let her join the party

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    banned for being such a party pooper!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for thinking there's not enough of me to go around. I've been saving it up remember?
    
    Klara, you think my hubs are outrageous?!

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       No, I think it's outrageous that Megan thinks I'm outrageous for melting over your hubs.

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Aww
          Banned for melting so far from my perfect vision

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    banned for having perfect vision and not seeing me

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not taking ethereal form and manifesting before my eyes.

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I will visit you tonight in an astral projection. Wear your sexiest manliest underwear, my love!

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Will do. Should I change the sheets too? It's only a little beach sand, though.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for inviting the panda
    
    
    and yes, change the sheets - beach sand is irritating!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for ignoring the party on Jonathan's sheets!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you need to be left undistracted by the keyboard when ur in my bed . . .

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for saying just the right thing, again!

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because ur profile doesnt tell me where to find you.

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                recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for trying to replace the Panda !  I am the king of smut and sticky dreams on here !!!!!    and no I don't want YOU in my dream

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                   Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for thinking I had something to do with this. I was chosen.

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                   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     ....banned for schticky dreams.....

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                mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I will be there for you - sorta, kinda in your dreams, but not actually.  More like a figment of your imagination with a mind of my own.  A phantom without phants and made more of om
                
                
                like, "OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" 
                
                more than that - I'll have to make up as I go along   right now I have to go, but you know I will return - just don't know when.

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                   klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   LOL
                   
                            So poetic!
                   
                               I especially loved your whole explanation of what om was!

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                   Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Ok but I'm gonna make you wear that outfit for me, mask and everything.

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                      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for really not getting the Ommmmmmmmmmmmm!  at all !
                      
                      In easyspeak it means "dream on buddy !"

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for writing weird words!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not being able to weirding write !  and having cute eyes and an enormous nose

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not realizing that I'm related to Pinocchio!
    
    

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for looking just like me but upside down

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          klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for bragging about yourself when everyone KNOWS the truth about your upside down nose!

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          Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          No panda yer banned for sticking your tongue out

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for being last for 7 hours!

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       prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for having a "Casey nose"

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned because my nose is merely a walkway for Jiminy cricket

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       prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for being a sexy cricket

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for confusing me with the cricket, who has nothing sexy about him.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

    ...banned...speaking of sexxxy - where is that panda this mornin'?...don't ya just wanna pat him on the ass.....
    
    

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       klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Aw! Can I squeeeeez him?!!!

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          recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for needing to ask ! 
          
          SOH - where DO you get all the pics and vids  !!

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