Banned Because?

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   Banned for not really understanding what budgie smugglers are !  and telling us so that I also get enlightened without displaying my lack of knowledge.  I guess it is a bra !??

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      CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Why would a male panda wear a bra - banned for being kinky! Ask Earnest - Tony Abbott is fond of wearing them!

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         earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It's true! I just hope I don't get banned for saying so!

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   Banned for thinking dirty thoughts AND still looking like the damn piss boy from that Mel Brook's film!  

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not putting up said pic so we can see what you are talking about !

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         Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         
         The Piss boy is the guy on the bottom right of the photo.
         
         
         
         
         The servant says, "Sire, you look like the piss boy!"  And the king retorts, "Oh yeah..well you look like a bucket of s***!" 

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

     SO . . . .you are banned for looking like a bucket of sh!t

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      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for making me laugh too hard.  

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         earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for using smileys I'm too lazy to find.

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            CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Banned because I thought that you Aussies had a work ethic!

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   recommend1posted 14 years ago

   Banned for loud laughter in this very very serious thread !  who on earth brought in buckets of p!ss and sh!t for heavens sake !!!!!

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   Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

   Banned for not turning out that sun light!

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for even having sunlight.

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         recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for not continuing with the Panda bra and budgie smugglers that have so much potential for smut and pun !

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

   You're all banned for completely letting this thread go to pi** and sh** in my absence!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      and you are banned for just being rude ! 

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

   Banned for calling me rude when you're the panda who took it there!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      who me ?!?!?!?  !   banned for an outrageous smutty lie !

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

   Banned for dragging smut in along with the pi** and sh**!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for pi@@y and sh!@@y smutting !

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

   Banned for panda(er) ing in that kind of talk!

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Panned for bandering !

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for transposed letters and making up silly words.

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    recommend1posted 14 years ago

    I think that is a poad of lollocks reason for banning me !! - banned !

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I think that we should go back to demanding a picture of the panda in a bra! With tassels!

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    sofsposted 14 years ago

    Banned for wanting to expose Panda

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for making me imagine the Panda exposed!

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       Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Mega1 is banned for having a more interesting avatar than I have.

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       DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for thinking butterflies can't be sexy!

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          Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey Girl, Happy 4th  How are you?   Been missing you.  Still looking for a job.  If I can't get into the same health care system that I am currently working for in 10 more days I am terminated.     
          
          Then, I'll come down and bug you! 

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for saying the 'S' word on the forum.  Isn't that adult content? 

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       DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       OK, then S**y!

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          Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Come on down!  And banned for not coming sooner!
    
    That stinks, Denise.  But another door will open for you, I know it.

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not inviting me sooner. 

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing you're welcome anytime!

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not inviting me too! All parties need some sunshine

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing you're invited, too!
    
    Hey, everyone, party at DIY's!

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Feel so bad for banning you for having a party - but banned it must be! Do you prefer red, white or sparkling, or shall I just bring a mixed case? (Will there be any hot men there????)

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    banned for drinking amongst hot men!!  (but then again.....  )

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned becuz you are just hanging around here wanting to be banned - admit it, you wanted it, didn't you!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

      you know me too well Mega!! (btw, here's some cheetos....    )
    
    
    well, I'll have to ban you for accepting cheetos and not sharing them!!!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    ahh - back again eh? well, banned again then, for the same reasons!  and thanks for the cheetos, but efood leaves me empty, you know?  and I would share them, but they're really not that good for you and you would soon be too large for that skimpy suit if you et them!  so banned, for reasons too multitudinous to enumerate!
    
    
    (I've been at the dictionary again!  teehee)

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    ha ha ha  banned for spending your time reading a dictionary when, clearly, you should be out gathering cheetos!!! 

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I'm back! with echeetos - banned for not waiting for me

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    well, ok, they're actually echeesepuffs - couldn't find any echeetos

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for leaving me hanging at the Calling All Guys thread.

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for hanging around a thread called 'Calling all Guys'. They should be calling us - it's in 'The Rules'

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for not realizing that the Calling All Guys thread had lost its charm

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    Banned for daring to ban me!

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being offended at being banned in a banning thread.

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for hanging out with us lowlifes in this banning thread!

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       banned for calling fellow hubbers, lowlife.

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned for staying away so long!

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for always being here even though you have been banned.

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          banned for showing up after such a long time and banning away like you'd always been here and for having a stinkin' 100 and hanging onto it and for other things, as well.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    ok, now you're all banned for hanging out with someone else!

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for double banning!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    what else could I do?  nobody would listen otherwise!
    
    banned for, um, too big a smile! 

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    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    Banned for use of "um" - you're a writer; you should know better!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    er, banned for being too picky!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not maintaining standards in such a classy forum thread!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I am banning you because somebody has to do it

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    Danette Wattposted 14 years ago

    banned for telling the truth

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for having two double t's in your name.

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          Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I ban myself for the profundity of that, my 4,000th post.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    banned for self-banning and for still having that awesome 100

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    Rochelle Frankposted 14 years ago

    Banned for flaunting your awesome tattoo.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    ty
    
    but you are banned for that owly stare

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       The birdlike image of your tattoo requires an owly stare. Banned for not knowing that.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Can I ban both of you for going all owly on us?
    
    I have a bird watching me with one eye as I sit here. Sometimes he turns his head around and looks at me with the other eye, and I wonder if he sees the same image out of both eyes.
    
    Owls are eerie, they have their eyes at front like us. Every time I meet am owl I feel like I am being cross examined!

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for asking if you can ban two people.
       Of course you can. (BTW predators have eyes in the front so they can focus, prey have them on each side so they can see who is after them.)

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Wow thanks for that Rochelle!
          Can you tell Eric for me that he is prey?
          
          Every time I argue with him he threatens my life!
          You confirmed what I was thinking about owls too.
          
          Far far too much staring. I wondered if they considered me as prey.
          Eric said to ban you, and he runs things around here, so ..... banned for knowing too much about birds eyes!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I'm banning the both of yus for being so brainy!  also banning you becuz I've lost my ability to write and I'm hung up on banning people

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    Rochelle Frankposted 14 years ago

    Banned for not knowing that it doesn't just apply to birds!~
    (Think about lions and antelopes or dingoes and rabbits for instance.)
    
    (Who is Eric?)

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for ignoring the anomoly of bats !  do they have two closed eyes in front

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          Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not knowing that bats are predators (eating poor little mosquitoes) without even blinking.  (Though pandas may be an exception.)

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             recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for not realising that I must have  known bats are predators for their closed eyes to be in front !  Blinking cheek !

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    BJCposted 14 years ago

    I'm concerned about where your droppings are landing.....

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    @BJC -banned for not banning anyone
    
    @recommend - banned for having eyes in front but not being a predator - right? you're not are you?  eeeeeee!

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       recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not realising how hard it is to hunt bamboo in the wild

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    Banned for hunting defenseless bamboo!

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not hunting defenceless bamboo!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    Banned for abandoning the banana god to ban people and worry about a panda's dietary requirements.  Back on your knees and worship!

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not worshipping me. I AM the banana god!

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for being in the wrong forum - go and see how you go in religion!

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 14 years ago

    Banned because I can only worship you from afar!

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       If he is a god he can get you a plane ticket to Australia to see the banana plantations - but banned for being dissatisfied with your current geographic location! (and pining for earnest!)

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