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   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for suggesting that my grudge is not even teeny !!!   Banned again for trying to give me a complex !

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for spurning my solicitous concern for you - you grumpy bear!  and I was talking about a grudge - not that other thing!  although, I have heard that pandas - - - nevermind! 

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   so       what do I have to do to get banned around here? 

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   Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

   Banned for posting more than 11000 posts in two years!

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      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being only 8,ooo shy of meg!

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yeah dude!  and they pay me $1 a post  - not - but that would be cool huh!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for coming back just in time to make fun of me and all my posts

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   banned for not earning $1 a post, and banned because you're still not following rule 3.   

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned cuz you want me to beg you to tell me what rule 3 is! 

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   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for begging - and for not knowing what rule 3 is !

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for thinking rule 3 is that important to me  

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned because if you don't understand how important to you rule 3 is then you should not be here !

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       SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for banning Mega1.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for defending me!  oh, right, well ok, banned for not telling me what that dam rule 3 is! then .

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hogging the bans

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          And banning innocent folk

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned for a double ban

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for double talk

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for losing so many points on your hubber score, panda - that means you gotta get writing something!  just sayin'

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for making me play this game at the friggin library. Irene messed up my wireless connection.

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for waving to your fans instead cof playing your guitar for them!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for trying to squeeze your entire family into your avatar picture.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not telling us what it is you're trying to see in your crystal orb

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       well... according to Greek One, I'm holding an illuminati p-nus! Banned for not lowering your score to make me feel better!

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          SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for using the word p-nus and Greek One in the same sentence.

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             SirDent, banned for not knowing that's GreekOne's middle name!

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for knowing GreekOne's middle name.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not giving me a good reason to ban you!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for repeatin banned every post

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          SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because I can ban you!

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             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for making us wonder about that seriously pink guitar !

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making it so difficult to ban a cute panda!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for blaming me for your own banning hang-ups - if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen !!  Hah !!!   

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       SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for wondering about my pink Bass Guitar!

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not understanding the inferential and slanderous nature of this thread where the pink guitar says more about you than money ever could

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for using the word banned.

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because every time I say I'm not going to return to the banned because I still somehow get sucked back in. And you saying that the pink guitar says something says more than the pink guitar says about the person holding it.

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for lewdness - pink guitars and sucked in indeed young man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz a pink guitar is just a pink guitar no matter what you fellas say!

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       SirDentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for sticking your toungue out. 

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for misspelling tongue! 

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned MEGAN! BANNED BANNED BANNED MEGAN!!! BECAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL LIKE IT!

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    Stevennix2001:  Captain Planet just told me that if I don't ban you, then he'll turn me into a tree.....so you're banned.  Please don't hurt me Mr. Planet!
    
    Captain Planet:  That's right.  You better do what I say.  Remember hubbers out there to recycle too, or else I'll turn you all into mother f***ing trees..mother f***ers!  The power is MINE!"
    
    (Disclaimer:  Please don't take this post too seriously, as this entire post was inspired by the funnyordie.com video where Don Cheadle made fun of the superhero captain planet)

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       YOu're both banned, Steven and Captain Planet. Now go wash your mouth with soap!

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          Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Me?  I didn't curse. It was captain planet.  He's the violent person here. Not me.  

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             You are still banned for making too many weird faces!

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                Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                you're banned for being against me doing weird faces!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for   and for   and for   and for and for being such a silly-head!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       MEGAN you are banned for not being in a band!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          also you are banned for also being a silly-head!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    also all silly-heads are forever banned! 

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    also all those who display tongue while using language on this thread are forever banned in perpetuity !  and don't try to not be banned here or you will be banned for trying to remain !  :LOL:  or to use your caps lock while posting in this thread is forbidden and you shall be, therefore, banned!
    
    also lengthy bans and excess banning is frowned upon, if not banned!

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    kmackey32posted 13 years ago

    I was banned because the Bible Thumpers took over and thought I was gay....

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You are totally and completely banned and banished for not commenting on the previous post as is required in the strictly applied rules that we have not made up yet !
       
       anyway all the babble thumpers have shown in considerable detail that they are closet gays who are male supremacists - so hah !

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not reading your babble!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for suggesting I don't know my stuff !!!   I read it all, and in different versions, how do you think I ended up with a frontal babblotomy !

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for trying to get sympathy for your babblotomy - and for all the babbling!

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    captain planet says you're all banned, and you can expect to be turned into human trees for not caring enough about the environment! 

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I have a feeling you're not playing by rule 3 and also I already am a human tree! 

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for falling for the lies of a cat !  Cats can't speak for captain planet, everyone knows that !

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for thinking I'm a dumby-head!

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    banned for not being a dumby head and for being a human tree already.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for waiting so long for me to come ban you

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned for having so many forum posts

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for slacking in forum postings and being an empty bottle top

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for calling people with much higher hubber scores "slackers"! 

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for bragging about ur hubberscore.

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for hubscorism - especially when we know that it is actually the level of sucker the hubber is

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned for not using your left paw enough

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    right !  banned !

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for making stuff up about hubscores back there

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I'm bored because hardly anyone is around forums anymore.
    

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you are a writer and that means you should never be bored.

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because . . . umm I dunno. But I am bored even though I am a writer so maybe I'm in the wrong state. Or maybe just the wrong state of mind.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for thinking writers are superhuman or something

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    And y'all better watch out now cuz I got my wireless coverage back so Im not at the library any longer. Im in a nice comfy chair and I just cracked me a brewski. Just thought it fair to warn ya.

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