Banned Because?

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for going wireless on us!

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I have always been wireless ever since I've been here silly. I was only at the library this week because Irene messed up my coverage.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Irene?! Banned for being uncovered by a female!

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A female who whacked the whole east coast to the point where she ran out of steam once she went over the Long Island Sound. All she could do was interfere with my wireless coverage. Oh and she also knocked down a tree in my yard.
      Banned because youve been conspicuously absent lately.

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        klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Sounds like a very pissed off female to me!

        1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
          Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I've experienced worse.
          wink

  3. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for forgetting to ban.

  4. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not being over in the "would you dump someone ---blah blah blah " thread and sticking up for me!

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you dont stick up for me on the forums either.
      sad

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    captain planet says since you don't recycle, you're banned, and he's going to turn you into a human tree...mother f***er!  tongue lol

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I do recycle. And . . . that movie looks wayy cheesy from the bits I've seen.

      1. mega1 profile image81
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        banned becuz nobody sticks up for anybody 'round here!

        1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
          Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because maybe you should venture outside of the banned because thread a little more often

          1. mega1 profile image81
            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            banned because I'm not that interested in most of the forum threads and have to stay away from the overtly conservative threads or I would be banned for real and if you take a look at the "would you dump -- " thread you'll see that already I stated my opinion and the blands and get-along-with-everybody people are making me want to scream (not that that's a reason for you to be banned, however.)  however . . .

            1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
              Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Well I was banned for real and I went all out. Banned for wanting to scream at such a lightweight thread.

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not specifying what movie you were talking about, as a film that looks lame does NOTHING to narrow it down.

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Captain Planet? Wasnt that the movie you were referring to? It is a movie they're making of that right?

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        Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Yes, but the film hasn't released any images of it yet, nor released anything else about it since it was announced they'd be making a film on it to begin with, so you're banned for not getting your facts straight! lol

        1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
          Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Ok well this must be what I had mistaken for a movie trailer. I still stick by my previous comment.

          http://splashpage.mtv.com/2011/08/31/do … in-planet/

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            Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I saw that same trailer too, but you are aware that it's actually a parody video making fun of Captain planet, right?  Don Cheadle and various actors involved in the trailer even said so.  Besides, I doubt seriously Captain Planet makes it past the pre-production stages.

            Edit:  Your still banned for sticking by your previous statement even though you didn't get your facts straight. big_smile  j/k

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for playing up to the attempt to hijack this internationally important thread with silly movies

  8. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned because I have to go read and sleep and wake and read and sleep more about 5 times every night - I have to.  so you're banned. because I say so.


    ok.  now I'm going






    now

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for having such a guilty conscionce over banning me that you can't sleep - and because I have suddenly forgotten how to spell !

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    Wait a minute, you were banned?  That's kind of messed up, as you always seem like one of the nicest guys here, so who would want to ban you?  hmm  Oh well, i guess some people can't take a joke anymore...

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      No I was on the political forums when I was drunk at 3 in the morning and had a total meltdown. I think I told off about four people. When I realized I had been given a timeout I was actually kind of relieved.

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not realising that it is all a joke - and double banned for not banning someone in your post !  and treble banned for trying to introduce your movie fixation into this thread - and quadruple banned for thinking Jo Janco is a nice guy big_smile

  12. Thelma Alberts profile image81
    Thelma Albertsposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not reading my hubs. It is getting funny on here. I enjoyed reading these answers.

    1. earnestshub profile image70
      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for enjoying reading these answers on a forum where you are now banned!

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        mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        banned for stealing my line - I was going to write that but you got there first smile

        1. earnestshub profile image70
          earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for coming second. smile

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            recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for coming 5771 th

            1. earnestshub profile image70
              earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              I didn't know you could be banned for that! lol
              Banned for going to the trouble of finding out I could be banned for being 5771st!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for spamming with sub-standard lyrics

  14. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for staying by the computer and still not writing a new hub (same as me!big_smile)

  15. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being drunk on the forums!  oh, right, you were already banned for that!  lol

  16. Laura du Toit profile image70
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for double banning a fellow hubber!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning Mega for banning a fellow hubber !!!!   who else can she ban for f. . . . . . . .  !

  18. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for suggesting curse words for pete's sake! big_smile

  19. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being afraid of a silly curse.
    smile

    1. mega1 profile image81
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for saying I am afraid!  I'm not a scaredy cat!  big_smile

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
        Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for 'scaredy cat'. Dont you mean fraidy cat?

  20. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I've run out of good reasons to ban you!big_smile

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you could fly over here and I'll give you some reasons.
      wink

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        mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        banned for using the f word (fly) in the forums smile

  21. Laura du Toit profile image70
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for suggesting that all f words are bad - its only four letter f words that are banned! smile

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned for suggesting that the word fork is a bad word smile

  23. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making a fuss about four letter f words

  24. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because some one will ban you if I do n't.

  25. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because ur trying to ban me all to yourself.

  26. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I forgot to post a reason

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image61
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for slick editing

  27. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you begged for it this time.
    smile

  28. Laura du Toit profile image70
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for jumping to conclusions

  29. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for taking unnecessary risks. We're so high up on this thread you should not be jumping at all.

  30. Laura du Toit profile image70
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for jumping your turn whilst warning others not to jump! smile

  31. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banning all you ladies for ganging up on me!

  32. Laura du Toit profile image70
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for feeling so insecure!

  33. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you think I was being insecure.
    wink

  34. Laura du Toit profile image70
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you should know I can not think!

  35. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I think you can think

  36. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because now you got me so confused I can't think,

    I think

  37. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned so you can have a respite to think about it

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having way to much fun without me!

  39. recommend1 profile image62
    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not saying "us" and saving me the bother of coming here !

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a lazy panda!

  41. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for talking about lazy

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not being able to admit you're lazy!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for being here and so by definition too lazy to do anything worth while !

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    banned because I just came back from the gym. What have YOU being doing all day, huh?! yikes

  44. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being too active!  tongue  lol  hmm  big_smile big_smile

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    banned for overuse of facial expressions

  46. Jonathan Janco profile image61
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because ur all gettin me worked up.
    Fun, facial, respite, doing
    Stop teasing!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for putting an avatar of a little kid and having such a filthy mouth!

  48. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    yeah, I'm banning him for that too!

    Klara is banned for thinking of it first big_smile

  49. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning two people at the same time!

  50. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for trying to make the rules again

 
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