Banned Because?

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   we know you photoshopped that 98 score  stttt  be ashamed [kiss]

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for not banning me (not photoshopped - worked very hard!)

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned because you're not giving Jonathan the attention he needs and I can't because I'm going back to South Beach to meet some friends

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for having other friends

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Megan! You're banned because no one has banned you in the past 14 hours!

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            Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Banned because you took the banned because bait!

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               klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Banned for waiting for me to show up to start banning!

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                  Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Banned for your ban rules

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                     klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Banned for not having my ban rules memorized!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for being here so early

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

   Youre all banned for being boring in ur bannediness

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   mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

   banned for using crazy words

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

   Banned for the red hand
   

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   mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

   banned for not mentioning left red hand

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

   Banned for your hand is climbing off of my rhyming

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 13 years ago

   Banned for bringing back the rappin' to this thread while I been nappin' 
   

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for scanning headings instead of planning weddings

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for trying to make me rhyme!

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned for a great avatar

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for copying my hubscore!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for stealing my old hub score

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned because I have to ban you and I just got back from SF via the ferry boat and I'm exhausted!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You were in South Florida and didn't come to see me?! BANNED!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned!  I was in San Francisco!

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for being in a place one usually leaves their heart in

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I still have my heart even though I have tried and tried to give it away all over the place - I should give it away - its not doing me any good!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I try to never give my heart away and I acheived the same result as you.
    

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    maybe I'll just leave it next time I go to S.F. -
    
    oh, and you're banned for not even trying to give your heart away!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you said I didnt try to give my heart away when I clearly stated I tried not to give it away

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          whoop de doo! banned for splitting hairs! 
          
          I keep getting called away from my computer and so its hard to carry on here.  But at least I'm trying, a little bit! 

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you think its splitting hairs when in fact there is a major difference between the two. I should probably go back to not trying to give it away, even though thats always when it gets taken.

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned becuz I can't figure out whether you want to lose the damn thing or not!

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I dont  want to lose it. But I know some warrior godess will someday take it by force.
          Banned for making me admit such a thing.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          because your not in my threads

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned Because you skipped me Kim!
             

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                banned for needing public attention and being spoiled

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                   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Im not spoiled, Im fresh
                   
                   Banned!

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                      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for banning Kimberly! (I am her self appointed guardian.)

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                         Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for taking it so personally.
                         

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                            earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            You are both banned for ganging up on me and breaking my heart!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for protecting Kim and banning Jonathan who is only being a good banner

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       healinghands1668posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for using variations on the word 'ban' too many times in one post.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for trying to eliminate other forms of the word ban which is bad banning and therefore you must be banned to the furtherest reaches of the religious forums where you must try to be reasonable while all around you act incredibly obtuse and willfully inarticulate!

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             healinghands1668posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for giving too much information about your experiences in the religious forum and for causing me to feel empathy about your experiences in the religious forum.

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because your new and just WAIT until you've spent some time in the religious forums. If you've got empathy to give, well, its needed there.
                

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                   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   banned for rappin religion in a sweatshirt

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                      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      I'm not wearing a sweatshirt right now I'm wearing . . . nevermind, I dont need you getting all excited.
                      Banned because its 96 degrees here.

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    banned for your 'nevermind'

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    banned for never minding

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not even worrying about why I was away all day!  (I had to go "play", it's a job requirement!)
    
    OMG!  look quick, I'm at 100 again!  woooohooooo!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because we didnt mention because we were worried sumtin appened to ya
    

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz ya made me remember nuttin ever happens to me!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because nuttin ever appens to me either

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I guess we oughta make sometin happen for ourseleves!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because something finally happened

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I don't know what happened!  Tell me!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because a friend of mine called me (he owns a duplex) and he needs me to help him clean out his vacant unit. $$$$$
    Wont have as much time for my hubfriends over the next week or two.
    

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned so you can go work instead of hanging round with us mugs!  Good for you!  be sure to wear your protective mask and gear when doing that kind of cleaning !  not kidding!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for talking about cleaning and making me realize I need to clean my house!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I cant seem to download a new pic to my profile. Its all your fault, klara. Youre BANNED!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz if that's you in your pic you were a darling little boy! (I don't know why that's a reason to ban you, though)

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because that IS no reason to ban me.
    And yes that is me in the Summer of 1977. I was 3 and a half.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you were truly cute then!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning Jonathan for being too cute!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning your friend when she's having a bad day!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having a bad day. Now, somebody carry me. I'm tired.
    

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       emievilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being tired and for posting the pic of a little boy with cheeks I love to pinch, mmmmmm!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Doggie!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for advanced state of silliness

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not letting yourself be silly

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    kitty, kitty, kitty - heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I wasnt allowed to have a cat at that age cuz my mom was allergic.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for a bad mommy!  she should have taken a pill!

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             Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             We had two dogs anyway. Banned because someone will double ban me if i dont

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for suggesting the idea of double banning, which I never heard of before

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because after eleven thousand posts you should have heard of it.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I probly wasn't lissening!

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because margaritas dont help ur att'n span

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned becuz I don't care bout my tentions pan!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banning myself to go eat i scream!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You are all banned for not keeping this ridiculous thread going just because I am travelling ! just about to leave Vientiane for Luang Prabang, and then we head home

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    Well banning myself for being too cool

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for waiting here for me to ban you

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    banned for waiting less time than Kimberly

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for being too cool

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having big hair. You remind me of Joey Tempest from Europe.
    
    tootootooooo-tooooo 
    tootootoo-too-tooooo
    tootootooooo-toooooo
    tootootoo-too-too-too-tooooo
    
    ♫♪ It's the Final Countdown ♫♪♫
    
    tootootooooo-tooooo 
    tootootoo-too-tooooo
    tootootooooo-toooooo
    tootootoo-too-too-too-tooooo
    
    

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I do not know who Joey Tempest is and my hair is part feathers! becuz I must be part bird or something.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being a weird living thing!

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    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning her for her uniqueness

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for banning her for banning.

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          Extinct Soulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for banning me from banning her..

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             earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned for not being banned after I banned you for banning her.

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                Extinct Soulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for having a birthday

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                   earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for not having a birthday!

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for using a smiley face

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being the only person named Denise that I can ban that I know of so far.

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          Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for being the only 'Earnest' who is earnest enough to write for hubpages, that I know so far...

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             earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Oh Yeah? Well I may be banned for being earnest, but you have been here less time than me and have a higher profile score, so ya gotta get banned for that!
             Uppity I calls it!

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because if I were to actually WRITE from time to time I would probably have a score like yours
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