Banned Because?

1. 66

   WoodsmensPostposted 13 years ago

   Banned for to many posts to the forums

   replyreport
2. 60

   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for spelling error and for thinking that a forum is a fence

   replyreport
3. 79

   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned becuz I DO have too many forum posts!

   replyreport
4. 60

   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for fencing with me just because you have more posts than me - hah !

   replyreport
5. 79

   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned becuz I want to be able to trade some of my forum posts for hub scores or adsense revenue - can you tell me what I can get - like reward miles or something?

   replyreport
6. 89

   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   Banned for asking a bear for answers.

   replyreport
7. 60

   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for suggesting the bear does not know anything !  and banned again for getting in the way just as I was about to explain my scheme for trading forum post score for sexual favours !

   replyreport
8. 89

   gamergirlposted 13 years ago

   Banned because pandas are tasty in soup!

   replyreport
9. 60

   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for promoting endangered species soup !   You are going straight to Panda hell young lady !

   replyreport
10. 70

    theseusposted 13 years ago

    Banned for shouting and scolding gamergirl.

    replyreport
11. 60

    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for calling me gamergirl when I am clearly a Panda !

    replyreport
    1. 0

       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Aw... a lonely panda deserves to be Banned!!!

       replyreport
    2. 70

       theseusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not realizing that I was not calling you gamergirl

       replyreport
12. 60

    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Showing sympathy is forbidden in this thread, rule 8 - you are banned !

    replyreport
13. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for suggesting back there something suggestive - but I'm not sure who would benefit most from that kind of trade!  and now I must go off to the shops and spend a California sunshine day trying to be relaxed and easy-going (good luck with that to me!)

    replyreport
14. 71

    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for relaxing and enjoying a California sunshine day whilst I have to endure a chilly South African evening with no shops open to shop in

    replyreport
15. 66

    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not being happy about the shops being shut.

    replyreport
16. 71

    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for thinking its a great idea not to be able to shop.

    replyreport
17. 60

    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for being such a woman about your shopping !  and being a woman is no excuse either.

    replyreport
18. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I really did go shopping today - and bought things I may wear only once - I'm so worried about wearing the right thing to my son's wedding I've selected 3 different outfits, and since its still 2 weeks away I'll probably have 3 more before then and then I won't be able to decide and so I'll take the wrong 2 outfits there and wish I had the others!  becuz that's the way I do things, just like a woman!  (fortunately, it will only last a few hours and everyone will be looking at the beautiful bride and groom, not me!  whew!)

    replyreport
    1. 60

       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you obviously do not realise that I am a serious fashion guru !! The most beautiful woman in China insists on taking me shopping and relies on my advice in these matters - which is inevitably proved correct by the 200% returns she gets everywhere we go
       
       (200% returns is Chinese speak for people turning back to look more than once or twice !)

       replyreport
19. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you're not here to go shopping with me and advise - and I get 200% returns - people look twice, for sure, and then a third time because they want to make sure they're not imagining that lady is wearing the things she's wearing and it is not good, believe me.  I have to hurry around so as to make a blur of myself and try not to call attention to my strangeness.  Oh woe, Oh woe, Oh woe is me!

    replyreport
    1. 60

       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for woe'ing on a family site !   and banned again for wantonly playing outside of this thread !

       replyreport
       1. 79

          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for spying on me in other threads () and this is more like the kind of banning I have come to know and love!

          replyreport
          1. 60

             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for insinuating that this is a cuddly thread and not a vicious spiteful hate filled banorama !

             replyreport
             1. 79

                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                banned for having to remind me that banning is not about sweetness and light - I forgot myself there for awhile.  However, you are banned for being so pedantic!

                replyreport
                1. 60

                   recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for saying that i can ride a bike !

                   replyreport
                   1. 68

                      agentmomoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for thinking you can't ride a bike!

                      replyreport
20. 66

    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    how are you fixed for a shopping spree with me next saturday.....  You pay of course.....
    
    banned for not being on forums lately........  that's me i am banning.......  but if you have not been around yourself, then you are banned tooooooo

    replyreport
    1. 60

       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hi Joy !!!!  banned for leaving me all alone so long with just a load of beautiful women, random shoppers, a dismal poet, and a few fly-by posters !!!
       
       How are you ?

       replyreport
21. 71

    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being away so long that we forgot all about you!

    replyreport
22. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned because I can!

    replyreport
23. 89

    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    banned because you did

    replyreport
24. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned because I want to

    replyreport
25. 89

    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    banned for wanting and not 'needing'

    replyreport
26. 60

    TMMasonposted 13 years ago

    For starting an international incident with England, I told them to come and take America back... if they think they could.
    
    Appearently the E.U. would not okay the war plans though?... cause they ain't been here yet.
    
    Lil European Neo-Socialists and Neo-Commies are touchy lil critters.

    replyreport
27. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for trying to politically hijack this frivolous thread - if you want to be here you must be frivolous!

    replyreport
28. 60

    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    Meg, I think he was trying to share why he was actually banned. He must not have read the expanded header before contributing. If he had he wouldve realized this is a joke thread.

    replyreport
    1. 79

       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       what?  a joke thread?  do you take NOTHING seriously?  Man, you are so BANNED for being a sweet little boy trying to act tough!

       replyreport
29. 66

    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    I do n't really want to ban you as you saved us from being taken over by politics but - someone needs to - banned.

    replyreport
30. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned!  2uesday is tomorrow! 

    replyreport
31. 60

    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned because it is already tomorrow here ! and you are soooo o o yesterday -

    replyreport
32. 71

    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    banned because it is already Tuesday in SA!

    replyreport
33. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    well, then,  banned because you came here to get banned! 

    replyreport
34. 0

    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning someone who lives in SA! Where is SA?

    replyreport
35. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not knowing SA is probably Saudi Arabia

    replyreport
36. 0

    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned because it could also be Southern Arizona!

    replyreport
37. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz it could be South America

    replyreport
38. 0

    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    banned because she was clearly talking about South Alaska!

    replyreport
39. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banning myself becuz Laura is from South Africa so that's it! 

    replyreport
40. 0

    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Whatchu laughin' ah, girl?! You went and cheeeeeeated lookin no profile!

    replyreport
    1. 60

       couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you didn't ban anyone.

       replyreport
       1. 60

          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned on health and safety grounds for assuming the role of banning thread police without appropriate riot gear and accoutrements.

          replyreport
41. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you had the gear last and didn't put it back in the cabinet!

    replyreport
    1. 70

       theseusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you spelled because improperly and for being meticulous..

       replyreport
       1. 60

          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because you clearly mis-spelled meticulous and meant delicious in respect of Mega, despite her terrible dress sense !

          replyreport
42. 70

    theseusposted 13 years ago

    Banned for implying that I meant one thing when I meant another.

    replyreport
43. 59

    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    banned for making a post that could mean a lot of things..

    replyreport
44. 60

    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for making a post that could mean nothing

    replyreport
45. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I always spell becuz like this when I ban people and becuz I have to go do errands and can't stay and play so you're all banned til I get back!

    replyreport
    1. 60

       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because it is 2 in the morning and no-one out to play - how could you put errands before the bear !   Goodnight

       replyreport
46. 71

    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you all go to sleep just when I have time to play on this thread! It is after all only 8:30 pm. Banned for going to sleep so early

    replyreport
47. 66

    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being lonely.

    replyreport
    1. 79

       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I think I'm gonna ban you for, hmmmmmm, let's see . . . nope, today IS 2uesday! so, I guess I'll ban you for being a little bit late for my tuesday! 

       replyreport
48. 0

    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning a day of the week!

    replyreport
    1. 60

       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for giving such a week reason !

       replyreport
49. 38

    healthmedicalposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being silly and baloney.

    replyreport
    1. 60

       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not understanding that if you are not silly and baloney you cannot post here without getting banned.

       replyreport
50. 79

    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for misleading statement - you will be banned whether you are silly/baloney or dumbhead or sillybean or any of those other things, also! You will be banned just for being here, semi-alive, and you don't even have to be coherent!  you don't even have to give us a reason you will just be banned!  Yeah! 

    replyreport
    1. 60

       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for fitting all the above descriptions

       replyreport
       1. 79

          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for knowing me too well!

          replyreport