Banned Because?

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  1. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    banned because you are waiting to be banned

  2. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned because i could not wait to ban someone any longer

  3. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    banned because I you are a bottle top

  4. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for rebanning - mtsi had already been banned for that!! must keep up big_smile lol

  5. Laura du Toit profile image71
    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for keeping track of all the reasons used to ban everyone!

  6. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being jealous of my good memory! smile

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    banned because you're starting to own this thread and I AM JEALOUS!!! yikes

  8. emievil profile image68
    emievilposted 13 years ago

    banned for being jealous and for thinking that mega1 owns this thread tongue

  9. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not believing I own this thread! lol

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for braggin' about yourself, you old lady!!! big_smile

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for accusing Mega of being old when she only half my age !

  11. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being an old beer... I mean, bear!!

  12. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz we face opposite directions!  lol

  13. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I'm covering my hair and you're covering your face!

  14. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for trying to look smutty on your way to church!

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Not church, Megan! It's a flamenco attire. roll

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        Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        banned for wearing flameco attire, and constantly breaking rule 3 all the time. tongue  lol

        1. recommend1 profile image60
          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for breaking rule 8 by constantly mentioning rule 3 - and banned again for not understanding the significance of wearing flamenco gear to church.

  15. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for focussing so much on Klara!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for terminal jealousy and limelight hogging contrary to rule 36B

  16. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for never listening to reason! lol

  17. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned again for not listening to mega1

  18. profile image0
    DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years ago

    banned for making me want a cheesesteak....

  19. gamergirl profile image89
    gamergirlposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making me hungry too long before my dinner date.

  20. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    banned for bragging that you have a dinner date!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned - anyone called game girl is going to get loads of dinner dates big_smile

  21. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    lol  Banned for being such a clever Panda (AGAIN!)

  22. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not letting your butterflies fly

  23. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    banned for not knowing that butter cannot fly

  24. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for misunderstanding - on purpose!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Who is Miss understanding - banned for posting about imaginary friends, this is not the religious thread  !

  25. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for frivolous and meaningless ban

  26. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for claiming that frivolous is not on the high value keyword list and for even daring to suggest that the hours I put into thinking up failed witty responses is meaningless - I am going to sulk now !

  27. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I'm banning you for sulking - nobody loves a sulky bear!  and becuz you're the only bear here to ban! Banned bear in the building!  tongue big_smile lol

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh no !!!  I can't bear it anymore - banned for poking a sulky bear with intent to p!ss it off !

  28. gamergirl profile image89
    gamergirlposted 13 years ago

    banned because pandas are too effin' cute!

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because there is'nt even one f in cute !

  29. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    bammed!  I mean, banned! becuz yes there is sometimes, when the bear is around, there is!  big_smile

  30. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    just so we're on the same page . . . this is the kind of thing I think is really really cute:

    http://gi110.photobucket.com/groups/n87/DMRCL694P2/P1010648.jpg

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for puppy hunting with fluffy tailed hounds !!!!!!!!!

  31. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for banning cuteness and becuz we're the only ones here!

  32. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for being so lonely your only friend is a bear !

  33. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    hello?  hello?  anybody there?  Banned for being a grouchy bear who doesn't want to be my friend.

  34. jonte2020 profile image60
    jonte2020posted 13 years ago

    ^^ Banned for calling yourself Mega even though your small tongue

  35. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for saying I'm small!  I am HUGE!  lol  especially cyberly

  36. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for making words up - surely it should be cybernetically, or cyberoidally !

  37. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I knew you would ban me for that - cyber-now!?

  38. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for being right big_smile

  39. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    banned because I had pumpkin pancakes this morning and I'm superfull!

  40. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    banned for not asking if I'd like some pumpkin pancakes.  sad

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Denise! Banned for not being around when I was asking everyone if they wanted pumpkin pancakes! big_smile

      1. Denise Handlon profile image90
        Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  41. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not knowing I was out RUNNING IN MY FIRST 5K this morning while you were stuffing your face!  lol

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ooooh! How did it go?! Banned for being such a brave woman, and making me feel bad about overeating! hmm

      1. Denise Handlon profile image90
        Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol   no need to feel guilty-it ruins the pleasure of overeating!!! lol

        It went well...I'll write a hub later about it.  I actually feel good right now-no achy bones or muscles.  smile

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That's awesome! I'll read the hub for sure!

          1. Denise Handlon profile image90
            Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks smile   I'll give a heads up in the 'last one to post...'thread.

  42. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for hijacking, not offering me pancakes, promoting your own hubs and making me want to eat, eat, eat!

  43. 2uesday profile image66
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because the reasons you think of make me laugh, so I ban you,then you can come back and ban someone else.

  44. Kangaroo_Jase profile image72
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    Why the hell are you bloody people still typing in this forum thread, you have all been banned! ( including yours truly )

  45. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you stayed away too long and then you have the nerve to come back and berate us! sad hmm  oh well, you're still banned!  big_smile

  46. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you are residing in this forum thread.

  47. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    and you're not? banned!   I win!!!

  48. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for claiming you win before the game is over.

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for being all about winning when it is the journey that is important - and for running out on us

  49. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for prowling around a conversation between me and Mega, you Bear!

  50. recommend1 profile image60
    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for mis-spelling growling !

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol   You always make me laugh!

 
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