Banned Because?

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  1. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for mentioning sticks and old things

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for going to sleep too early on a Friday night!

  2. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because old people need their sleep! smile

  3. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Love is like being banned, sometimes your in and sometimes your out smile

  4. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Here you are always out - Banned! And'don't forget to ban next time! smile

  5. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned because you didn't make Irish stay and talk more!

  6. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because you frightened the Irish off!

  7. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being so concerned about the Irish!

  8. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because the Irish are going through a hard time at the moment, so he needs to be encouraged smile

  9. 2uesday profile image67
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because someone has to say it next.

  10. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I am tired now

  11. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I have a headache and I'm tired too

  12. emievil profile image68
    emievilposted 13 years ago

    mega1 and CMHypno, you're both banned because you need to get out of the forums and rest smile

    1. carol3san profile image60
      carol3sanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you don't have a sense of humor.

  13. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I'm making chicken and noodles!

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because that's something you eat when you're sick, and if you're not sick you should have cooked something else and you should have invited all of us!

  14. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I couldn't invite all of you, and you weren't around by the time we were eating and - the place isn't mine and its not big enuf - and chicken & noodles is not the same as chicken soup - and I still have a headache but I'm not sick. So there!  lol

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because that was a very confusing set of random information, and I still didn't get invited!

  15. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for making me feel bad becuz I couldn't invite you hmm

  16. davenmidtown profile image72
    davenmidtownposted 13 years ago

    banned for feeling bad about not inviting her.

  17. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being confused about feeling bad! smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for saying that lol

  18. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning the sunset - night must follow day smile

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning Kim instead of congratulating her for winning a Hub Award.

  20. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for pointing out that I am clueless about Hubber awards. Hey how come I didn't get one? smile

  21. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I don't know... I didn't get nominated either... I should have received an award as the hubber who pesters the most in forums. Don't you think? lol
    Banned for complaining about not getting an award!

    1. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because we should have got a 'good banner' award. Or a panda harassment award? lol

  22. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for thinking that banning pandas will earn you an award! lol

  23. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because banning pandas should get me a large shiny medal and a large cash reward! lol

  24. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    baned because your ocean water is icky brown big_smile

  25. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for taking eight hours to smoke that cigarette!

    1. thejeffriestube profile image62
      thejeffriestubeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you like butterflys.......they are evil.

      And so are rainbows.

      1. Extinct Soul profile image60
        Extinct Soulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for accusing those lame creatures as evil.

  26. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for calling butterflies and rainbows "lame creatures"

    1. Extinct Soul profile image60
      Extinct Soulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      oh yeah! my bad...I'm banning myself now...smile

      Banned for not suggesting what should they be called or classified as..

  27. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not knowing that they are lepidoptera and celestial light shows!  or your basic miracles of nature big_smile

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for not waiting for me so we could get the party started!

      1. recommend1 profile image60
        recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for not being here !  the party has been going three days so far and no sign of stopping !

        1. CMHypno profile image95
          CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Aah! the panda is back to ban! Perfect! Banned!!!! smile

  28. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you're probly waiting around for someone to ban you, and it has to be me!

  29. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for taking so long to show up! smile

  30. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for trying to be last!

  31. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I will arrive or leave when I choose smile

  32. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for thinking you have a choice when you are actually compelled to come here by the magical charm of the banned thread that keeps bringing you back for more abuse  lol

  33. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I went to South Beach today and waited for you and you never showed up and now I have this killer tan! yikes

    1. recommend1 profile image60
      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because I have a real killer tan, only it is still red like a cooked lobster at the moment and feels sore and a bit crinkly big_smile

      1. CMHypno profile image95
        CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because you are all boasting! You know that it's raining over here in the UK! Not fair! Never mind, I can always wander down to where the kebab shop down the road has been set on fire to keep warm! smile

  34. DIYweddingplanner profile image69
    DIYweddingplannerposted 13 years ago

    Banned for whining about the cold and not living in South Carolina where at 105 degrees it feels like you're IN the set- on-fire kebob shop!

  35. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making me think of kebobs this early in the morning! hmm

  36. davenmidtown profile image72
    davenmidtownposted 13 years ago

    banned for thinking at this ungodly hour.

  37. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for banning without me here

  38. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    We can't always wait for you - banned! smile

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Both of you are banned for having a 97 and for not realizing what day it is today! yikes

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        banned for mentioning our scores and making a big deal out of what day it is.  lol 


           so, what day is it?  Klara-day, as usual?

        oh, and I'm glad you finally put a picture of the real you up! lol

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It's my Birthday, you old hoot!!!
          And that's not a picture of the real me! That's the picture I took of you when we went dancing at Miami's famous nightclub The Palace of the Wrinkles. You were hitting off that dance floor and your dental implants came out flying!! But of course, at your age you wouldn't remember anything!!

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh well, if you love me that much, I guess I'll have to admit that I dance kinda funny - but I really don't remember making that face.  Plus, I always keep my dentures in when I'm out in public.  So I'm quite sure it must have been a trick of all those mirrors at the Palace and you actually shot a pic of yourself!  oh, well, I forgive you, a quite easy mistake to make!  lol 

            banned for distracting me and making me almost forget to ban you!

  39. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making me pee my pants laughing ! lol

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for laughing at Klara's insults at me!  big_smile

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        klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned because they are not insults... it's my way to show how much I love you, my friend! lol

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned, then, for thinking that I could afford dental implants!!

          1. CMHypno profile image95
            CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for talking about dental procedures - yuck!

  40. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    CMHypno... just what I thought! You left your dentures at my house last time you visited! Banned for forgetting them!


    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/5375787_f248.jpg

  41. emievil profile image68
    emievilposted 13 years ago

    banned for posting a pic of grinning dentures in this forum thread.

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you just reminded me that I have to take my dog to get his teeth cleaned.

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
        Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for so little banning going on while I was actually banned.

        1. profile image0
          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You got banned? Why?!
          Banned for not explaining the reasons!

          1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
            Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Too much indulging in the political threads. One night I just decided to do a sweeping verbal artillery barrage on everyone who was p!ssing me off that week. I blew off so much steam the Chattanoogah Choo Choo wouldve been jealous.

  42. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being banned and making us miss you and not telling us you were banned and                other things too!

  43. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning a fellow hubber who had really been banned and therefore was deprived of banning which should have led to a banning so that he could be banned! smile

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for banning me for banning Jonathan who was really banned and left us alone to ban each other for banning each other

      1. CMHypno profile image95
        CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, banned!

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for the most uninteresting ban ever and for ignoring the "banter" pun by 2uesday! come on people, help me wake up!

          1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
            Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Banned for thinking I could post a message to yall while i was banned

  44. 2uesday profile image67
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for confusing me with all that banning banter. smile

  45. CMHypno profile image95
    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Mega - banned for making me feel guilty about 2uesday (sorry 2uesday), her post was not visible when I started typing!

    Jonathan - banned for not trying harder to ban when you were banned

    I am banning myself because my traffic has crashed and I need sympathy! smile

  46. 2uesday profile image67
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Sorry, banning you but in a sympathetic way, no  problem the missing my post - some days I am almost invisible. smile

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because i can see u!

    2. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned because you are a very visible hubber and it was my bad! smile

  47. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned for no reason

  48. 2uesday profile image67
    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned - then you will be in the perimeter zone of HubPages and therefore -invisible.

    opps sorry see its me I take to long to type these.

  49. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz if I was really banned for real I would probably hover around watching to see if anyone missed me and talked about me which they probably wouldn't so when I came back I would really ban people all over the place and then get banned again thus starting a self-perpetuating cycle of ban-horror!

    1. CMHypno profile image95
      CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for contemplating being a ban-horror stalker! smile

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        banned for suggesting stalking big_smile

        1. CMHypno profile image95
          CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because you are happy with being a ban-horror but not a stalker! smile

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            banned for not realizing that I have been stalked for real and it is no fun, so I prefer not to be one - stalking is no joke to me, unlike just about everything else we talk about!  big_smile

            1. CMHypno profile image95
              CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              Sorry for not realising you had been stalked - me bad, so I ban myself sad

              1. mega1 profile image79
                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                It was long ago, but I've never forgotten, becuz I lived in NYC then, alone, and always felt vulnerable after that - it was strange becuz the stalker didn't really think he was doing anything bad! He followed me, mumbling about how much he loved me.  The super in my building caught him one day and tossed him out with a warning and that was the end of that.  I don't know why I didn't know what to do about it- I was young.

  50. Jonathan Janco profile image60
    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    All of you are banned bcos nobody said they missed me
    sad

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you are banned for not seeing that I IMPLIED that I missed you (so no one would accuse me of having a crush!) lol

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
        Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Banned for having a crush on a still photo and some words. I missed you and a few others as well.

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned becuz I don't HAVE a crush - I just didn't want other hubber banners to THINK I had a crush!  lol

          1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
            Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Banned because I do have a crush and I'm always paranoid that she's silently watching me on here.
            yikes

            1. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

              banned for being paranoid yikes  big_smile

              1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
                Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                What did u say?! I mean, what do you mean exactly?! Who are you working for?!
                Never mind! Youre banned!

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                  kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  banned because of faking starting date - for goodness sake mate lol Banned  Banned  Banned

                  1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
                    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    Faking starting date? What does that mean?
                    Banned for confusing an inconfusable

                2. mega1 profile image79
                  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm banned?  What did you say?  How can that be?  I didn't do nothing!  You're the one who is banned!  now stop whining!

                  1. Jonathan Janco profile image60
                    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    But Mega . . . !!! ur banned

 
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