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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned for mentioning sticks and old things

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Banned for going to sleep too early on a Friday night!

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   Banned because old people need their sleep!

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   theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

   Love is like being banned, sometimes your in and sometimes your out

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   Here you are always out - Banned! And'don't forget to ban next time!

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   banned because you didn't make Irish stay and talk more!

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   Banned because you frightened the Irish off!

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Banned for being so concerned about the Irish!

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   CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

   Banned because the Irish are going through a hard time at the moment, so he needs to be encouraged

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   2uesdayposted 13 years ago

   Banned because someone has to say it next.

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I am tired now

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I have a headache and I'm tired too

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    emievilposted 13 years ago

    mega1 and CMHypno, you're both banned because you need to get out of the forums and rest

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       carol3sanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you don't have a sense of humor.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I'm making chicken and noodles!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because that's something you eat when you're sick, and if you're not sick you should have cooked something else and you should have invited all of us!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I couldn't invite all of you, and you weren't around by the time we were eating and - the place isn't mine and its not big enuf - and chicken & noodles is not the same as chicken soup - and I still have a headache but I'm not sick. So there! 

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because that was a very confusing set of random information, and I still didn't get invited!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for making me feel bad becuz I couldn't invite you

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    davenmidtownposted 13 years ago

    banned for feeling bad about not inviting her.

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being confused about feeling bad!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for saying that

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning the sunset - night must follow day

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning Kim instead of congratulating her for winning a Hub Award.

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for pointing out that I am clueless about Hubber awards. Hey how come I didn't get one?

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I don't know... I didn't get nominated either... I should have received an award as the hubber who pesters the most in forums. Don't you think?
    Banned for complaining about not getting an award!

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       CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because we should have got a 'good banner' award. Or a panda harassment award?

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for thinking that banning pandas will earn you an award!

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because banning pandas should get me a large shiny medal and a large cash reward!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

    baned because your ocean water is icky brown

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for taking eight hours to smoke that cigarette!

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       thejeffriestubeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you like butterflys.......they are evil.
       
       And so are rainbows.

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          Extinct Soulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for accusing those lame creatures as evil.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for calling butterflies and rainbows "lame creatures"

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       Extinct Soulposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       oh yeah! my bad...I'm banning myself now...
       
       Banned for not suggesting what should they be called or classified as..

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for not knowing that they are lepidoptera and celestial light shows!  or your basic miracles of nature

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for not waiting for me so we could get the party started!

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not being here !  the party has been going three days so far and no sign of stopping !

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             CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Aah! the panda is back to ban! Perfect! Banned!!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz you're probly waiting around for someone to ban you, and it has to be me!

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for taking so long to show up!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for trying to be last!

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I will arrive or leave when I choose

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for thinking you have a choice when you are actually compelled to come here by the magical charm of the banned thread that keeps bringing you back for more abuse 

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned because I went to South Beach today and waited for you and you never showed up and now I have this killer tan!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because I have a real killer tan, only it is still red like a cooked lobster at the moment and feels sore and a bit crinkly

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          CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because you are all boasting! You know that it's raining over here in the UK! Not fair! Never mind, I can always wander down to where the kebab shop down the road has been set on fire to keep warm!

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 13 years ago

    Banned for whining about the cold and not living in South Carolina where at 105 degrees it feels like you're IN the set- on-fire kebob shop!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making me think of kebobs this early in the morning!

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    davenmidtownposted 13 years ago

    banned for thinking at this ungodly hour.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for banning without me here

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    We can't always wait for you - banned!

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Both of you are banned for having a 97 and for not realizing what day it is today!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for mentioning our scores and making a big deal out of what day it is.   
          
          
             so, what day is it?  Klara-day, as usual?
          
          oh, and I'm glad you finally put a picture of the real you up!

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             It's my Birthday, you old hoot!!!
             And that's not a picture of the real me! That's the picture I took of you when we went dancing at Miami's famous nightclub The Palace of the Wrinkles. You were hitting off that dance floor and your dental implants came out flying!! But of course, at your age you wouldn't remember anything!!

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                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Oh well, if you love me that much, I guess I'll have to admit that I dance kinda funny - but I really don't remember making that face.  Plus, I always keep my dentures in when I'm out in public.  So I'm quite sure it must have been a trick of all those mirrors at the Palace and you actually shot a pic of yourself!  oh, well, I forgive you, a quite easy mistake to make!   
                
                banned for distracting me and making me almost forget to ban you!

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    Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

    Banned for making me pee my pants laughing !

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for laughing at Klara's insults at me! 

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because they are not insults... it's my way to show how much I love you, my friend!

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned, then, for thinking that I could afford dental implants!!

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                CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for talking about dental procedures - yuck!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    CMHypno... just what I thought! You left your dentures at my house last time you visited! Banned for forgetting them!
    
    
    

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    emievilposted 13 years ago

    banned for posting a pic of grinning dentures in this forum thread.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you just reminded me that I have to take my dog to get his teeth cleaned.

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for so little banning going on while I was actually banned.

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             klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             You got banned? Why?!
             Banned for not explaining the reasons!

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Too much indulging in the political threads. One night I just decided to do a sweeping verbal artillery barrage on everyone who was p!ssing me off that week. I blew off so much steam the Chattanoogah Choo Choo wouldve been jealous.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for being banned and making us miss you and not telling us you were banned and                other things too!

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Banned for banning a fellow hubber who had really been banned and therefore was deprived of banning which should have led to a banning so that he could be banned!

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for banning me for banning Jonathan who was really banned and left us alone to ban each other for banning each other

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          CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, banned!

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned for the most uninteresting ban ever and for ignoring the "banter" pun by 2uesday! come on people, help me wake up!

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for thinking I could post a message to yall while i was banned

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for confusing me with all that banning banter.

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    CMHypnoposted 13 years ago

    Mega - banned for making me feel guilty about 2uesday (sorry 2uesday), her post was not visible when I started typing!
    
    Jonathan - banned for not trying harder to ban when you were banned
    
    I am banning myself because my traffic has crashed and I need sympathy!

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Sorry, banning you but in a sympathetic way, no  problem the missing my post - some days I am almost invisible.

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       Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because i can see u!

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       CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you are a very visible hubber and it was my bad!

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    banned for no reason

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned - then you will be in the perimeter zone of HubPages and therefore -invisible.
    
    opps sorry see its me I take to long to type these.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz if I was really banned for real I would probably hover around watching to see if anyone missed me and talked about me which they probably wouldn't so when I came back I would really ban people all over the place and then get banned again thus starting a self-perpetuating cycle of ban-horror!

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       CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for contemplating being a ban-horror stalker!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for suggesting stalking

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             CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because you are happy with being a ban-horror but not a stalker!

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                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                banned for not realizing that I have been stalked for real and it is no fun, so I prefer not to be one - stalking is no joke to me, unlike just about everything else we talk about! 

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                   CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Sorry for not realising you had been stalked - me bad, so I ban myself

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                      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      It was long ago, but I've never forgotten, becuz I lived in NYC then, alone, and always felt vulnerable after that - it was strange becuz the stalker didn't really think he was doing anything bad! He followed me, mumbling about how much he loved me.  The super in my building caught him one day and tossed him out with a warning and that was the end of that.  I don't know why I didn't know what to do about it- I was young.

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    All of you are banned bcos nobody said they missed me
    

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       you are banned for not seeing that I IMPLIED that I missed you (so no one would accuse me of having a crush!)

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          Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for having a crush on a still photo and some words. I missed you and a few others as well.

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned becuz I don't HAVE a crush - I just didn't want other hubber banners to THINK I had a crush! 

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                Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned because I do have a crush and I'm always paranoid that she's silently watching me on here.
                

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                   mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   banned for being paranoid  

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                      Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      What did u say?! I mean, what do you mean exactly?! Who are you working for?!
                      Never mind! Youre banned!

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                         kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         banned because of faking starting date - for goodness sake mate Banned  Banned  Banned

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                            Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Faking starting date? What does that mean?
                            Banned for confusing an inconfusable

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                         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         I'm banned?  What did you say?  How can that be?  I didn't do nothing!  You're the one who is banned!  now stop whining!

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                            Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            But Mega . . . !!! ur banned

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                               klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Banned for flirting with my friend!

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                                  mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                  banned for butting in on our flirt session! 

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                                     Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     Banned for banning each other and depriving me of the attention I crave.
                                     

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                                        mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                        banned for acting all needy in a futile attempt to throw us off!

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