Banned Because?

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   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   Banned for blaming my avatar when yours is a perfoming monkey that reminds me of either Bush or Blair

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   billabongbobposted 13 years ago

   Banned for mentioning so called politicians on this respectable forum. Especially as today it was announced that unemployment is at it's highest level for 17 years (back in the day of good old Tony Blair )

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   recommend1posted 13 years ago

   politicians - respectable - blair - banned for juxtapositioning extremes

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   banned for making my head hurt with all of this political mumbo jumbo, more than it already does!

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   Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

   banned for blaming others for your over-sensitive head!

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   Denise Handlonposted 13 years ago

   Banned for banning me about my over sensitive head! 

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   Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

   Banned for being over-sensitive over and over again!

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   billabongbobposted 13 years ago

   Banned for banning sensitive people

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   Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

   Banned fore being a hypocrite by not being senstive to my feelings and banning me for banning senstive people!

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      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      banned for obsessionizing over hypocrites and words that are new and overused already!

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Banned for being the beading diva of HP

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            mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            banned for knowing toooooo much!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for being sensitive and hypocritically saying banning three times in one post

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       banned for trying to be sensitive and too many posters and also for being alone and vulnerable and telling the WHOLE WORLD!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for just beading well being you

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    banned  for protesting

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I protest !!!!   banned for not protesting !

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    awareposted 13 years ago

    Banned for trashing the place while protesting

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for talking about protesting and trashing the place in front of your white child... you, orange naked person, you!

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    billabongbobposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being abusive to an orange plastercine morph

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Billabong, you're banned for smiling at something that we can't figure out what it is!

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          billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You're banned for not being able to guess what it is.
          
          A prize for anyone who can guess correctly.............

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             mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned becuz you were trying to smile while the animal protection people came to take your dog away - and you can keep the prize, if it was that dog!  (but that's nice of you to offer a priZe!)

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                And billabong had to go waltzing matilda with the police officer for not having her dogs rabies shots up to date.

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for not detailing what my prize will be

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    billabongbobposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not knowing what your prize is

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I juss wanna keep dis tread goin'

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned because you're coming up with some lame excuses to ban people!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz there's nothing wrong with lame excuses - and if handicapped, or disabled excuses sounds better, then, LET's use THAT!  heh.

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for coming back from Kuwait oe wherever it was you went and coming back with Major Attitude!

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for not sharing the gossip about this new guy, Major attitude !  She going for the military type now huh !!??

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned for excessive use of exclamation and question marks. That is definitely questionable and excessive behaviour in a sandpit forum.

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    billabongbobposted 13 years ago

    Banned for using seven 3 or 4 syllable words in in your post

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for syllablism, this kind of flat earth approach will have us all back grunting to each other in no tiem, faster even than txt mssging

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    billabongbobposted 13 years ago

    Banned for suggesting that we will return to grunting, we do it already

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for being very very rude - have you been taping us ？

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          billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for suggesting that I would be so unethical as to tape you!! (but of course I am really hehehe)

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    2uesdayposted 13 years ago

    Banned because six hours is too long for a panda to be sitting here waiting to be banned.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz um er you haven't had the aversion to your own computer behavior modification treatment yet.   or have you?

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for using words in a presumptious, uninformative way AND for confessing.  No confessing allowed in dis tread.

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for using several long words in a thread inhabited by really really silly people ! 

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned becuz I haven't banned ya for a long time!

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       i haven't banned anyone in quite sometime....soooooo here goes....banned!....where's my discount?

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for asking for discount when you have not even paid yet !  where you been !

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             SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             banned for asking...climbing a mountain - what 'bout you? and i need that discount....smokes are expensive.......

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                OutsideTheLinesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for excessive bad-a$$ery.

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for being so obsessed with money that you even type $ signs instead of s!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having an artistic sounding name!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    banned for looking so, so  . . . Halloweenie!  muwhahahahah!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned becasue she clearly does not have a weenie, hallowed or not !

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for using the words weenie and hallowed in the same sentance!

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for mis-spelling sentence in a very very serious writers forum thread

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for spelling very twice in a row

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          Hollie Thomasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Without using a comma.

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             paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned for being a freelance writer and mother of two teenagers, a daughter and a son.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    banned for not giving me a discount................

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for smoking with kids around

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for just plain being a nice guy.

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          banned for too many smiley things...@R1, I'm breaking rules for a change - wanna smoke?...it's not tobaccy anyway....

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             paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Well, god bless. Banned for being right.

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                paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for being honest.

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                   recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Banned for claiming you are honest, I mean honestly !

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                      paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned for rumors you live in China.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for smoking kids up

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because the only good kid is a smoked kid - as any teacher will tell you 

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Just because I live in China does not mean I create rumours,  trouble maybe but not rumours !

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       CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Still not extinct?  Banned!

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for telling everyone that I stinct - you try keeping your bits clean when they are all covered in fur !

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             CMHypnoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Way too much information - banned for being stincty!

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                recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Banned for making an in  stinct  ive response and there can never be enough info - so kiss my furry bum !

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                   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   ...what?....
                   
                   
                   
                   yor so banned for that 'butt' comment

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                      recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Banned,  !!  butt !!  who said butt ??!!

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                         paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Banned for being cute and fuzzy.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for calling me an idiot!

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I would never do that.
       
       Banned for being cute.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    once I had a stuffed teddy bear and I used to kiss his bum
    
    but you're all so banned for staying away too long

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ha ha ha...yor banned....i like yor teddy bear story - bet yor teddy didn't smoke and drink tho!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          yes, he did! smoked them candy lucky strikes!  drank that sweet, sweet apple juice~!  growled a little and I'd give him more! 
          
          hahaha  those are just about the best memories of that night I have! sigh  his name was - Fred, I think.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    you are so banned, SOH, banned for making me remember good ol' Fred - Freddy, the Teddy!  how I loved that bear

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       now you remember to ban me?...ha ha ha....good story about Freddy!
       
       i have a question?
       
       what's weather like along the coastal highway of california south of san fran in winter (between xmas and new year's)

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for expecting Megan to give you a weather report, when she has clearly been hiding in caves and drain-pipes for the last year.

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not knowing that Megan is a professional weather forecaster.

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    recommend1posted 13 years ago

    Banned for spreading rumours about Megan, we all know she is a mortician !

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ha ha ha ....banned...all of you...except Mega...

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned because it is not funny - does everyone know that you are a trapeze artist ?

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             SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             ...i was laughing about the weather forecasting...whateva....yor banned big guy for revealing me......

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Hey dirty old man! Put that finger down! You're banned for life!

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ...no way.....it's stuck there...for now anyway....gotta smoke?...

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          George Carlin's joined Sons of Anarchy... DISTURBING! BANNED!

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             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Banned because I don't know who George Carlin is, misuse of apostrophe and over-use of capitals and exclamation points !!!!!!!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    
    
    Banned for not knowing George Carlin or the TV series "Sons of Anarchy" hence the CAPITALSSSSSS!!!!! And I add as many e!c!l!a!m!a!t!i!o!n points as I feel like!!!!!! GOT IT, PANDA?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for shouting at environmentally threatened animals - and even with the pic I don't know who or what that is !@!!!    GOT IT  !!!!

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          He's a standup comedian, you furry being! And he did some great movies, including DOGMA, which I highly recommend if you like humor that targets biblical and church dogma. It's a great movie starring Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Salma Hayek and Chris Rock and it was produced by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob). YOU MUST WATCH!

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             recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             You guys over the pond are so funny - we did all that taking the p!@@ out of religion years ago !!  Banned for being past your sell by date - and banned again because you mentioned it and so now I am downloading it already !

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Us guys over the pond were doing it back in the 80's when Mel Brooks did History of the World, Part 1. Now put your tongue back you little dirtball and tell me you do know who Mel Brooks is! And don't say he's the guy that did Braveheart... that was Mel Gibson!
                
                And Dogma is not a new movie. It's from 1999 but it's still one of the greatest funniest movies ever and you should see it. And please excuse Jay! He's got a filthy mouth! but Silent Bob, he's pretty cool.

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                   recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Mel Brooks !!!!!!!!!  the unfunniest funny man ever !!!!   I walked out of Blazing saddles suffering terminal boredom over the predictable and boringly long joke sequences !!!!  and I will berate Dogma when I have seen it later this week    
                   
                   Banned for thinking that anyone in the UK would watch Braveheart, such a travesty of history !!!!!!!!

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                      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Travesty of history!!! What are you talking about?!! We learned World History from Mel Brooks! Where is the travesty in that!!!
                      And what the hell are you doing in UK!!! I thought you were a panda?!!! Aren't you supposed to be in CHINA???!!!!

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                         recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         STOP SHOUTING AT ME !!!!  I am in China but am from the UK so use a poetic licence to travel back and forth at will.

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                            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Then you're no PANDA!  You must be a zoo bear. I just googled it and there are no wild bears in the UK. Or, are you really a teddy bear who (like Pinoccio) wants to be a real boy... I mean... bear?
                            
                            BANNED FOR ORDERING ME TO STOP YELLING!!!

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                               recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Banned for accusing me of ordering when I was clearly YELLING BACK at you !

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                                  klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                  

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ...yor all banned again!

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       recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You are already banned so bu@@er off !

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          what's with all of the aggression...

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    are you two done with all of the yelling yet?
    
    

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'm going to vomit!!!
       
       BANNED!!! I rather imagine you as the George Carlin's Sons of Anarchy version. Take it back NOW!!!

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ...what?....i'm just hangin' out...it's Saturday nite and thought i'd see wazup on my 'puter....

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    cashmereposted 13 years ago

    banned for not having a social life

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       Laura du Toitposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for having one!

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          recommend1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Banned for knowing where I am going right now - damn it all with you ESP people !

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    Laura du Toitposted 13 years ago

    Banned for not wanting to share your experiences with the Hub community!

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    greatstuffposted 13 years ago

    ban for winning the rugby!!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Banned for having a slope!

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       billabongbobposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Banned for wearing your Halloween costume too early

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